Straight up if God gave me a choice and said I can be born with the looks and talent of Sasuke but my older brother wipes out my entire family, I'd take that deal in a heartbeat. I wouldn't even think twice of my older brother wouldn't even give a fuck about becoming a Ninja, I'd just stay back in the village being a farmer or something while every chick drools over me. Since I was 5 years old I've had fantasies of being kid Sasuke and inviting Sakura over to my empty apartment and worshipping her feet and every inch of her body for that matter. I'd just be a farmer or some shit and my highlight for the day would be taking Sakura out every day after work, bullshitting around, fucking her, etc.. I swear I'd treat her good. I'd completely forget about my family being wiped out as long as I had that.
>>83308782>I'd just stay back in the village being a farmer or something while every chick drools over me.how do you miss the point this much? it's literally a toon
>>83308782Hinata was always the best bitch in the series. I would rather be Naruto and get to shoot some seed in Hinata's ass at the end of Shippuden. I would do it with multiple shadow clones to hold her down and fuck her crazy deep, all with Kurama watching. I would even let Kurama hit, using my body as an avatar, because I'm just a bro like that.
Sasuke sucks dick and balls and I murdered him.
>>83308782That's really lame. You're really telling me that if you had all that power you would just stay in some inbred village and fuck women? I would definitely start doing more anime things like maybe starting an eyeball collection idk
>>83308782>I want to be Sasuke>I'd be a farmer6/10
>>83308811>I would even let Kurama hit, using my body as an avatar, because I'm just a bro like that.Tru doggystyle jutsu
you would merely learn to understand the concept of being a mentalcel then before you put the kunai to your own face
>>83309013>Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)21:22:27 No.83309013LMAOOOO based
>be a badass ninja with superhuman abilities Or >be a boring ass farmerWhy would anybody do this.
>>83308782I prefer Temari
>>83309130If it wasn't for plot armor Naruto and Sasuke would've been long dead even before Shippuden. Why risk that fatality? It's weird how the show makes it seem as if serving ninja duty is mandatory. If I was Sasuke and wasn't a retard I'd be bumming off Sakura or something living the cool life.
