Another week starts, and another chance to swap the hate for love. WAGMI edition.
Wagie scum
A lad here hurt my feelings the other day. Just so you know, it rattled me. It really did.
>>83326162Got to think yourself lucky lads, life is very short. Here today, gone tomorrow. Always somebody worse off than you. Every day we above ground is a great day.
>>83326196What did he say de lid?
Wagies are facilitating the mass rape of young English girls by smelly brown subhuman filth via contributing to this repulsive fucking concrete shithole countryYou don't hate wagies enough
>83325781Why would I be angry if someone asked me if I had kids? You live in a strange world lol. Obviously when I meet new people they will ask me that at some point
you can't call them Sea Devils any more because that's offensivebut you can call them homo aqua instead of their proper taxonomic name, because the powerful man mansisted to the lady scientist
>>83326235Only reason the government brings brown biomass into the country is because of bennie twats costing too much, so they claim they need to bring more people in to work.
>Episode 2: Plastic Apocalypseoh god it's going to be about the Sea Devils attacking Earth with plastic because there's too much plastic in the ocean.the last time they did a Dr Who spin-off miniseries about negotiating with monsters in a spooky tank, it was breddy gud.
>>83326212Well yeah, but just because it can get worse doesn't mean I'm not doing bad. It just means it could get worse.
Thinking about them times playing pass the parcel around this time of year at primary school. I had a rotten childhood but I never forget those carefree moments of euphoria.
Corrrr! Shawscope Volume 4 arriving tomorrow. A very nice set of films this time around, focusing on the weird shit. Missed 88 Films release of The Oily Maniac so glad to get it in this set.
It really does feel like the world ended in March 2020. I've been depressed for as long as I remember, but I feel like I've been carrying an additional black cloud of doom with me since that nonsense started. I don't think I'm alone either.
>>83326329They aren't working though fellaA couple of wogs sharing justeat accounts to deliver goyslop on electric bicycles doesn't count
>>83326348I wish I could relate. At my primary school the prize inside was always to do with Muslim shit, like a kids version of the Quran or some bollocks like that. Fucking despise them lad
Please don't wreck the thread with another boring immigration debate. There's enough of that shite on Twitter.
Think I have mould in my house. Would explain why I've been congested and constantly sneezing/with a runny nose for a few years now
>>83326553I've got some forming around my windows but I can't be fucked to get rid of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgWnCMAigwyou'll be my web luvva
>>83326478We need to close the border and deport as many immigrants as possible. Millions must leave.
I know someone on /britfeel/ will end up like this
Phwaor nu week is it X
>>83326567That should be easy to clean lad. Mine is all over the shower. There's probably more that I can't see
>>83326567Pathetic lazy benefits claimers always let the place they're in go mouldy and rot, and the landlord (or government) has to sort it out. It's a real problem in areas with blacks living.
>>83326651How is a teen affording 11 grams of ketamine a day, I could barely afford a simpsons comic and a push pop once a fortnight
>>83326767Benefits are out of control. A family with 3 kids and no job gets given the equivalent per month of someone with a 70k per year job.
>>83326732>and the landlord has to sort it outAs they should. Lazy, greedy bastards
>>83326793This is one of the reason rents are so high, because we have a bunch of useless people and immigrants who are incapable of doing something like opening a window or cleaning occasionally.
Glad I got to grow up before the Muslim invasion. Living in 1980s UK in a small town was peak womfy. Everyone was English, school was safe, the streets were high trust, good sense of community.
>>83326786A 70k a year job is fuck all to support a family. Grow up
>>83326786Are you suggesting the mother is funding his ridiculous addiction? Sounds like a load of bollocks to me, like those Vice documentaries
>>83326918Wtf are you on about? The median salary is about 36k. 70k puts you in the top 4%, hardly fair for a woman to open her legs and get given the same for shitting out 3 kids
>>83326940Have you ever even had sex?
>>83326651no way in hell am i managing 11 grams a day. at a certain point it just stops working even if i keep habitually snorting it. at a point past that, my nose gunks up to the point i can't breathe properly and wake up in a panic. i know we can breathe through our mouths, but it becomes active effort (to no avail) and you end up dehydrated as fuck.lad on that Drug Maps of Britain episode on ketamine was pretty on the money. struggled with his bladder but not in the typical incontinence kind of way.at least at 11 you have caregivers who will get you the surgery. me? i'm just leaving it. chronic pain for the rest of my life, i reckon.
>>83327019Yes, with your mother
> 4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance at 11AM EST on Monday the 8thwhat's this in our time?
>>83327191Four pee em
>>83327062Stay safe bro, don't ruin your kidneys
>>83327191Have they buckled due to the slopcom pressure?
Damn x
mate A said she'd text me when she got back on Sunday and now it's Monday and her phone is offbeen watching YouTube slop from the trough crime community, what if her ferry was kill?
Tax cattle make me fucking sick
decided i may go back to sleep.
actually no i will stay awakebut take a zolpidemsee where life takes me
>>83327585reckon them two in that picture will end up lezzing off?
>>83327787nah lad just pals
decided i am go to marathon all of these until i hear from mate A. she could have meant Sunday as in Monday, the morning after the Sunday evening ferry.so some kinos to pass the time x
>>83327814Oh mate that's a right poofter film that.
>>83327802idk lad it looks a bit like theyre getting into it with each other just saying
>>83327814I bet DVDlad has a steel book collectors edition signed copy of this film!
muted muteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0DmLhpbLZY&list=RDI0DmLhpbLZY&start_radio=1&pp=ygUOY2F0IHBvd2VyIGhhdGWgBwE%3D
Pig keeps saying AB's name over and over. Never met him before. See these pigs access the database without any lawful reason in their spare time. He would not know this information otherwise, would he?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzClgJN9HsI
Gen z deanos are now starting their dvd collections.
>>83327999i am an addict so i appreciate stories about abstinence.
Wagies be getting up in a few hours for another week of slavery. Haha. Suckers.
>>83328287>in a few hoursim up now, work in 30, slept like a stone for 8 hours but still tired af
me? ordering tiramisus and frappes
Does anyone sit in a room and have arguments and debates with yourself in your head for minutes at a time? Just had a full on debate with myself for about 40 mins. This can't be normal surly?
>>83328649Yeah but not for 40 minutes
>>83328649Not 40 minutes but maybe 2-3 minutes
who /irish/ here?
Edward you lying little shit you won't fancy this woman in 20 years' time you sleazy vampire FUCK
a fishy scent
a white woman about to suck and slobber on a black mans bbc? yes i am an oldfag
penis in mouth
Never have sex.Never have relationship.Never go to christmas market.Never work.Never travel.Never do anything.Die.
BBC posting at 5:30am What a life!
Never do pointless shit like this to maintain a relationship.
Not consuming pornography won't get me a girlfriend.
>>83328942Imagine having/doing all those things and then voluntarily deciding not to have kids. I will never understand BN.
Turkmong shitting up the thread at 5am with his little limp dick incel posts. Give it a rest you spastic.
Imagine being female, pretty and all you have to do is have sex with wealthy men for a fun life and good income.
>>83329022He will post his routineYou will read his routineNothing will change.
>>83329022He is British. Just a sad, lonely man with no aspirations.
>>83329022He will post his routine You will >>83329042>He is BritishProof?
my aspiration is to be a bbc cuck
I wonder when Ofcom is going to stop the lads being exposed to BBC.
Oh so it's Turkmong that is BBC spamming? What a life!
>>83329117No it's not me. I'm not Turkish. I don't even watch bbc stuff much.
>wake up>bbc>eat >sleep>repeat
ruthmong would you date a black lass?
bbc forever>>83329176no, why?
Ruthmong confirmed as the BBC poster
Live for something. Or die for nothing.I live for BBC.
Love alcohol, couldnt imagine life without imo
>>83326196Sorry if this was me palerino. I was angry and sad cos my only real friend died and it right messed me up. What happened?
Porn everywhere. I am off. See you all next threadington. Ruduculous.
My hobby? Riling up lonely incels.
>>83328993BN took the pledge to go spreadsheets over schoolruns x
My hobby? Saving hundreds of images of other women sucking on plastic brown penises to own the chuds.
>>83329535You sound riled up, little lad
>>83329533I don't want them having sprogs no cap
>>83329561>no capyou can stop that nonsense right fucking now, please and thank you
>>83329533If mediocre vanilla sex had a PR
>>83329588>you can stop thatWhy?
>>83325601Comically woke desu>this one is gay>and black >not good enough. Put xim in a wheelchair >commander chingchong. Lieutenant Durka Durka is on the line >le gender transitioned climate change fish alien>after watching a man die in the middle of an apocalypse my black wife still remembers to use the correct non binary pronouns for my mixed race daughter That's not even half of it
>>83329610because you sound like a smoothbrane and I know you can do better for your own benefits
am angy
How does anybody watch that shit with a straight face its absurd, not entertaining either.
Forgot about the black female surgeon
Monday morning poopingtons underway
Why does BN get upset when you point out he will never have children?
Off to Bude shortly. One of the whitest towns in the UK. Anyone want anything from a white business or white service provider?
There's only ONE person we can trust for the alien fish autopsy. Tell Dr. Ogulawababu she's not going to yoga tonight.
>>83329730He can still have kids, you can't.
>>83329800Isn't he like 50? Won't the baby be born retarded like you?
new week fresh starti'm feeling a uploafs today lads
>>83329811Blokes can have kids until they die, retard
Bennies until I die. Get to work wagies.
>>83329291No that wasn't me. I only post roses.
>>83329938>Get to work wagiesAlready at work
>>83329942When is it time for the minimum wagie dance?
>>83329941Doesn't look like a rose that does desu
>>83329941stop spamming that mutant, mong
>>83329956I do some stretching exercises after I wake up
I talk to females at work.When was the last time you spoke to a female?
>>83329957Nah she's sweet. Her asmr is comfy.>>83329960She's a unique beauty.
>>83330011She's fucking gross. Get a grip.
>>83330011>tattoos>fat>nose piercings>ugly make-up>chokerhard pass for me
The worst thing about Christmas is the enforced work ""fun"" activities. Secret Santa, Christmas jumper competition, Christmas party all of them humiliation rituals
>>83330018She's better on video than a still image.>>83330029Most girls are like that these days. She's not fat at all. That's just her bone structure.
>>83330068What is your favourite time of the year?
>>83330068When I was a warehouse wagie the line runner kept saying I should donate 20 quid to this charity for christmas. Used to piss me off. Imagine working for minimum wage in a depressing, dead end job and thinking you're going to be charitable. Told him to jog on in the politest way possible.
>>83330018She's got a nice innie at least. That'll be a nice grip.
Poley has a nice innie
>>83330100Don't think I've ever seen it.
>>83330011I'd let her suck me off
>>83330125Shippy has
>>83330078I don't have one every day is like any other
>>83330136I'd make a sex video with her if she came to England.
>>83330085They do that for the companies reputation it totally self serving
>>83330147Grim. For me it's may when nature wakes up.
The lad from Hackers and Scooby-Doo is getting old.
>>83330185Why is he pulling on her ears?
>>83330190It's an autistic/mentally ill reddit troon with the emotional response of a child whenever they see their favourite actor.
>>83330206You're an autistic/mentally ill 4chan incel
>>83330190It's probably to calm it down.
>>83330212Yeah but at least I'm not weird enough to cuddle people that I don't even know.
Garn alsace next weekend
Christmas for me is cancelled unless I get to see an uploaf. Been in fucking tears for weeks now every time I search for Seaside and he's still deleted his channel.
>>83330290i think its unironically time someone here actually goes to wareham and checks up on him
>>83330290He's gone for good and you know it.
>>83330307he will be back, he has nothing else going on in his life, same reason why HHL will never leave this place
>>83330324Wonder if he will leave again when the phone call incriminating him of raping marie will pop up.
>>83330350There is no concrete proof he has done anything illegal
>>83330366Wait and see.
>>83330367>Wait and seeOk I'll wait
>NEED ME UPDATES FROM MY ALCOHOLIC DOLE DOSSER MONG SPASTIC YOUTUBER, CANT LIVE WITHOUT EM.
Helen had enough of his fish/shit smell. Her leaving had nothing to do with the marie allegations
SSM will get a pauper's funeral when he passes.
Might be getting sent to fucking Detroit of all places for work early next year. Can't really imagine anything worse than going to a shit city when it's freezing and having to do shit work with a bunch of dickhead Americans.
>>83330416LOLThe absolute state of you wagie retards
Cheeky bumsesh booked in at four. Getting my bowels doused in bollock yoghurt oh aye x
>>83330416Sounds pretty grim desu
Christmas^H Easter stuff anyone? BUDE B AND M.
>>83330504>5.46 for a pack of mini eggs.Is it a kg of them?
>>83330416all the wagies funding the browns and the bennies rabbleMY ACTUAL FUCKING SIDESyou all have a SPECTACULAR week wagesenjoy being mugged RIGHT OFF by the statefucking XD of the HIGHEST ORDAH
>>83330510256g if I zoom in
me? tomboys
>>83330516>256gRidiculous price for that weight, desu.
>>83330504I will wait until the sales and get all this stuff cheap on reductions tbhwy
BANG YOUR HEAD OFF
>>83330522Barely exist and they mostly always prefer black guys.
No point working if you can't get a girlfriend.
>>83330580Women won't date a NEET though. Classic "what came first the chicken or the egg" situation
Might just fuck today off and go back to bed. So far it has nothing to offer me.
>>83330641>So far it has nothing to offer me.What are you after?
>>83330628Not him but yes they will, if he is attractive to them. Not only will they date and suck and fuck, they will even pay for everything and look after him.
Is britfeel just a couple of bots making the same posts about the same half a dozen subjects in every thread?
>>83330642I think my life would be much simpler if I knew the answer to that.
might go on a soul finding journey in papua new guinea
>>83330649It's HHL with his dementia every thread is the same to him!
I wish I was a bot, a bot probably has better life quality than me.
>>83330735It's always whoever is your favourite dolly to play with isn't it princess
The dementia gimmick is actually quite funny imo>Why was he called marmiteman4?>Because he forgot the password to the first three accounts
>>83330642lubey handjob from a transsexual
HHL isn't posting on trip because he forgot his password it due to dementia
>>83330855a buff transsexual
>4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance at 11AM EST on Monday the 8th4 PM UK TIME>4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance at 11AM EST on Monday the 8th4 PM UK TIME
>>83330872BN gutted he won't be able to spam his BBC cuck fetish images in the afternoon in his little office cubicle.
Anyone here ever managed to finish a whole bag of prawn crackers before they go stale? I usually feed most of them to the dog.
Anyone here give a flying fuck about Christmas cards? Mate gave me one yesterday and I just don't care. Seems utterly pointless when we were at the pub chatting anyway. Waste of time and money.
Anyone here think the inevitable heat death of the universe ought to hurry up?
Anyone here HHL?
>>83330921Brainwashed by bigchristmas. Probably thinks <<<covid>>> is real, too.
>>83330937i might be but i cant remember
Write a letter to someone that you will never send.Get it off your chest.No limits, aside from site rules obv.
>>83330951I also cannot fully recall.
What will YOU do during the dark maintenance hour at 4pm? I am organising a goon session for anyone interested.
Bit too much yerba mate to start the week, got the jitters
I've stopped drinking and trying to sort my life out because I don't want to end up like HHL.
>>83330889You projecting. You'll have some downtime to your online personality pwnage.
>The government has launched an expansion of youth apprenticeships to 50,000 places over the next three years, in an effort to tackle unemployment among young people.Time to get a job britfeelers
I want to end up like HHL he is fucking living it up all on the taxpayers expense.
NEETS fuming Wagies fuming NEETs win Wagies win Etc etc etc....
people getting testy down my local asda Christmas stress shopping has started
>>83331006The options are>working on bulding sites>cleaning dishes in a kitchen>wiping arses in a spacker fold neets are gonna love this, watch the wave of "Oh not ME for i am a MASSIVE spastic and cannot do these tasks"
150 quid up on slots and bingo in total yesterday
>>83331020He is a deeply unhappy man whose life has spiralled out of control. He's on a one way path to self-destruction.HHL is a warning for all of us.
>>83331039are you a pensioner
sick of Christmas already
>>83331069Your mistake was starting too early. I haven't even started Christmas yet.
>>83331076thats the thing i havent done a single christmas thing just walking around town and seeing all the decoration out the music playing shoppers being cunts alredy sick of it!
>>83331023Don't know what it is about this time of year where people need to do a big shop every two days. I always try to time my shops for when it's least busy but its just not possible at this time. There's middle aged women panic buying samosas at all times of the day and night.
Tfw got told by someone at workshire that I've got it easy because I don't have to pay bills or work that many hoursToo much jealousy in the world int it. It's nunnaya business. Frankly people pry too much. I'm too nervous to lie or deflect.
>>83331118Why don't you have to pay bills?
>>83331118how come you dont have to pay wills?
>>83331130I have ascended the material plane. Just is what it is my lid.
Me and chika are the only true wagies here
>>83331136>I have ascended the material planeyou're a gypsy ?
>>83331141Are you also a batty man like him
I don't talk about myself at work at all but if someone puts me on the spot I seem to just panic and answer totally honestly straight away. If only there was a job that rewarded honesty VGH. Alas there is not!
Decade gap on me cv
Have a 4 year gap on my CV but luckily back in employment now.
>>83331118Just piss them off lad>"Yeah its great, not having to work in this shithole every waking second and NOT having loads of bills to pay, fuckin great lad! "Then just watch them seethe kek
>>83331169Do you tell people about how you like to have men's penises inserted into your anus and rectum
>>83331205tell them you worked at toys R us its uncheckable
>>83331213I am so uncomfortable around most people that I enter a low level flight mode so I can't seem to be confrontational like that. It's weird when people do this thing where they're like:>You're so quiet,can barely get a word out of youAnd what do you want me to say to that? Pointless. I never know if it's like low level psychopathic bullying or they are genuinely oblivious to how they make people feel when they make comments like that. Idk.>>83331225Is that all you think about?
>>83331273>Is that all you think about?It's all you think about, dirty boy
15 year gap on my CV >>83331006Only applies to 18-24 year olds. Everyone here 30+
>>83331279Speak for yourself. Mostly cooming nowadays is for drowsiness and pain relief purposes. It mechanical it utilitarian.
>>83331273>I never know if it's like low level psychopathic bullyingI get the same from my colleagues, "oh you're always very quiet". I don't think it's bullying, they just don't realise that a comment like that makes you feel even more uncomfortable because they are not wired like that.
>>83331323Sometimes yes sometimes no. When they really press you for information about yourself and then make like sly comments about how you should actually be doing X or Y or whatever. Like what are they getting at. Weird.
Back homes now, time for a nap oh aye
>>83331333>Like what are they getting at.They are attempting to punch down to feel better about their miserable livesThey get upset because in their eyes you aren't "good enough" because you aren't chained down to some massive mortgage with a practice gf and a few ungrateful sprogs, house bills, car bills and whatever useless shite the kiddies want (have to fit in with the other dickheads yeah?) wifeberg is never happy because she wanted a 6 figure chad but ended up with a typical wagie
wollocks starting to get a bit hairy, need to shave them asap
>>83331420i tried that and it broke my shaver
>>83331405I try not to assume bad intentions from people, but maybe you're right. But I don't think people even realise they are doing it. They just don't understand what it is like to be abnormal at all.
The CPS never once pursued the additional charges of racial aggravation in any rape gang trial. Not once. Not ever. Yet the court transcripts being released now are littered with obvious cases of white girls being targeted because of their race. The judges even make clear reference to this in their sentencing remarks.So why the difference? Are we really expected to believe that if all these rape gang members were white and their victims pakistani and they said analogous things (e.g. "this is all paki girls are good for") that the CPS wouldn't pursue racial aggravation charges? Come the fuck on mate.
Had a lovely chat at the bus stop with a lady in her 50's.She was getting the bus after me following partly the same route, as i got off and headed back along the route to my house her bus came along and we waved to each other happily.Spirit of Christmas innit.
Chika M8 you just have autism (as in, actual autism) and the "problems" you're describing could absolutely be benefits in some other job.
>>83331461It's because they hate us and are orchestrating an intentional genocide against us.
We live in interesting times, well very dull times really, but dull for interesting reasons.
>>83331504Hard disagree, we live in dull times for painfully dull reasons.
>>83331461You are right, and I and many others, increasingly in numbers recognise what has been and is going on.TPTB will double down on "violence is not the answer", but, it is and we must carry this message forward. White people as a race have lost authority in our own homeland due to the actions of successive governments working against us.This can be corrected immediately in law or they can try to permanently pull the wool over everyones eyes which will eventually evolve into an actual violent targetted genocide of immigrants.
>>83331479Well I can't seem to find these sorta jobs. Plus not skilled enough or probably intelligent enough for them. I'm forever in-between. Not normal but not special enough to be a savant. Corrr. Tbh I think I'm a midwit.
>>83331516This is sort of what I realised a few years back. Years of being told I'm a super special clever boy by all my teachers and then slamming into the reality wall when going to uni and getting a job. I'm not special, I'm not smart, I'll forever be an 'above average' person with autism. Smart enough and autistic enough to be annoyed by things and to be able to critique things all the time, but not smart enough to succeed in any meaningful way and not savant enough to be inherently interesting as opposed to being annoying myself to normies.Accepting that I'm a midwit was a bit of an ego-death moment for me.Oh well life is suffering innit x
>>83331511I think we're on the verge of things getting very interesting with war and AI, but similarly it will probably remain very dull for most people. It's an abstract type of feel.
>>83331538Lmfao. Real talk. Being weird and going to an average at best school was quite the problem in the end wasn't it.
Things are getting very interesting in my loins.
Purchased that Erin Brokovich on 4K. One of me favourite films, innit? For Se7en and Silverado 4K Steelbooks on the way along with Abbott and Costello box set, Wages of Fear 4K and Mad Max 4K set.Next week? Panic Room 4K steelbook as I missed the first printing as well as TMNT 4K trilogy from Arrow. It all coming up DVDlad.Today? Shawscope Volume 4 arrived. Brilliant set with lots of weird Hong Kong horror/science fiction. More Visconti from Radiance too, a cheeky Blu-ray of Kelly's Heroes and Criterion reprint of Sansho the Bailiff!Will I watch any of them? Curse not!
>>83331549All ive heard in the past few years is >OMG ANY DAY NOW>shit WILL hit the fan BIG TIME>n-next week, yeah NEXT WEEK EVERYTHING IS FUCKED >The rich warmongers are having meetings about having meetings so uhh THREE DAYS UNTIL ITS ALL OVER>PEACE TALKS "SOMEWHAT HOPEFULL" that end might be in sight As long as these cunts are making money this shit will never end
>>83331570It's happening in two more weeks pal
>>83329663at this point i just feel jaded from most of that. since 2005 NuWho certainly had some Chinese scientist or black soldier or whatever, don't really care.for me, it comes down to the writing/story which is incredibly average and recycled. yeah yeah Dr Who has always had themes about ecology, but this feels like it's written FOR aliens. they even say in the dialogue that kids now understand environmental issues, in a story for adults (? i think?) that's hammering you over the head about there being pollution in rivers.tbqh the little weird woke points are what i'm looking forward to. if there were fish monsters, who are we to go around assuming their gender? fuckin cisnormative humies.
>>83331549Interesting how? From what I can see it'll just be more of the same tedious, dull, everything-gets-a-bit-worse-year-after-year-but-not-in-a-spectacular-way grind downhill into poverty, dysfunction and ugliness.
>>83331006TICK TOCK NEETS LMAO!
>>83331608i can live with youths getting youth apprenticeships.
Need to go shopping but can't be arsed. Just want to wallow in my filth. I think I have enough in cupboards to scrounge another day.
>youth unemplyment is sky-high due to structural changes in the economy that our policies over the last 20 years have brought about>so, should we change our policies?>hmmmmmm...>NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, just use hundreds of millions of taxpayer funds to force companies to hire people they don't want or need while doing nothing to address the underlying incentives>brilliant, it's a way to make nobody happy!
>>83331630oatsmaxx, lad. bit of cocoa or cinnamon and you've always got food. prep overnight oats or just eat it cold.even if you run out of milk, water + oats is fine as long if you make porridge.
me, on that Mango monster.
>>83331648Enjoy your thyroid issues mate
>>83331581Well at some point it'll tip and things will be so much worse. They're going to have to do something about unemployment/no jobs/AI replacing jobs at some point, dunno I'm not a bloody expert I'm just bored as fuck.
No need to worry everyone my drugs finally came. Admittedly it is a bit disappointing having to wait for an entire week but it looks like it was a royal mail fuck up. Panic over.
>>83331654wouldn't be the first time i've developed throat issues after gobbling a man's monster
>>83331667nice one lad. felt stressed for you.i'm running low on tramadols so i'm going to get more, i've also noticed my zopiclones are depleting so i'm going to switch to zolpidems, maybe take a break from both until the new ones arrive, stick to DHCs for a day or two.
>>83331661The plan is for basic income - everyone will be given what is now Universal Credit. It'll be assumed that most people won't work. It'll be tied in to the new digital ID, which will become a social credit system.All of the laws they're bringing in now are leading up to this, such as the Online Safety Act, the increasing taxes and spending to massively fund more benefits, the digital ID. They're bringing it in bit by bit, it'll never be announced as a policy, we'll just realise in 5-10 years time that most people aren't working, and are dependent on the state to provide them with state mandated goyslop (stuff like eating meat will be rare), and if you say the wrong thing on social media you might get sanctioned and have your UBI reduced.People will be completely dependent on the state.
STILL NO WORD FROM MATE A
>>83331661>Well at some point it'll tip and things will be so much worse.I hate to say it but this is a cope lad. You want something cataclysmic to occur to shake things up, to make it like a free-for-all where you might be able to scrounge something from the ashes. The reality is that almost all decline you witness in countries is not this sort of sudden massive upheaval. It's a slow, monotonous grind into ever increasingly slightly worse conditions. There was no EPIC HAPPENING in South Africa, Zimbabwe, Venezuela, Ethiopia etc. and they are all way, way past the point that people say 'nah things would kick off before it got THAT bad'. It's a fallacy. There will be no habbeding unless someone makes it happen. Decline is a process and will continue until it is arrested.
Muh autismAutism this Autism that How man of you have an actual diagnosis for a mental illness. The way you describe you're autism it seems like you just wasted your youth shut indoors playing video games so you lacked social interaction skills as a young adult and you still lean on your self diagnosis of muh autism.
>>83331676add into that EES and etias systems for travel out of the uk on hols (putting aside the countersign meme), EES is already active and etias comes in probably last quarter of next year. Biometric social credit and monitoring of cash and movement.>Mr anon we see you went to France for a week, this in itself is not strange however we notice that from your diagnosis you are tarded and need someone to "Cook meals for me and wipe my arse", could you explain where you got the money and how you were able to do this?
>>83331661>>83331676i mean this has been a 'problem' for over a century at this point. people rioted because of industrialisation. threshing machines? that's killing off them threshers.presumably you were a teenager who read Marx once, part of that was spurred on because suddenly industry was OVER-producing which is still very much true today.but even capitalismheads like James Milton Keynes was going on about this shite. it's been the realm of Tomorrow's World type science fiction forever, what are we going to DO with our sheer TIME once the robots are doing everything?turns out the solution is to just keep inventing work and scarcity. who knew.
>>83331703I have a diagnosis but I place very little stock in it. I am a wagie, I can absolutely work just fine. The only things that I personally feel I can attribute to my 'diagnosis' is that I find almost everyone annoying almost all the time; small talk being tedious, not engaging when people talk to me because I don't enjoy it, that sort of thing. My wife and mother both independently said I should look into getting examined by an adult mental health service though because they suspected for years that I have diagnosable autism. I guess they were right to some extent, but I'm not one of those arm-flapping HHHHRNRNRNGNGNN HHRNGHRNHNHN types. Also shit like autism is insanely overdiagnosed and is one of those that if you want a diagnosis you can pretty much guarantee you get one. I don't place much stock in anything related to menol elf these days.
>>83331703I have an actual autism diagnosis but I work. I'm not like the fakers who pretend to claim benefits. And I am actually impaired (it's part of the diagnosis), it makes my life really difficult and everything harder for me, especially work.
>>83331703is autism the one where you like books and act awkwardly around others? if so, i was probably a mid/high level autistic child.
>>83331715That "80% of communication is non verbal"?? imo thats a test to see if people can get you to react emotionally to what they are saying and doing, for emotion controlled or chemically dulled people this doesnt work on them.And their response is to be annoyed at all the "fannying around talking about non consequential bollocks"?Is this you?
>>83331703I don't. Don't claim to either. People just attribute it to me. But me? I reject the DSM V. Or any of its sequels. Just don't believe in it is all.
>>83331715>I have diagnosable autism.>wagie>My wifeyou know when incels say there's no such thing as a 'femcel'...?
>>83331708>turns out the solution is to just keep inventing work and scarcity. who knew.This isn't exactly the British state's solution. Their solution is to de-automate. Hand car washes, requirements for physical security presence, fire wardens, train drivers/ticket inspectors, traffic wardens, toll booths, supermarket cashiers, meter readers, waste sorters, rafts of people manning front desks and so on. We have a shocking number of human workers in jobs that most other reasonable countries simply don't.
>>83331728thankfully, things exist independently of whether you believe in them.*sips sunflower oil*
The insane amout of people constantly talking about le autism and their super special problems that stop them for working just shows you how much of it as actual bollox tbqfh
Me and my mum just recited the Shadada at the local Masjid. We officially Muslim now. So much more community outreach, syndication and care from the Islamic community. It like one big family and that is lush. Church of England a joke, we go with the strong horse from now on x.
>>83331755>We officially Muslim nownice b8 m8
>>83331726>And their response is to be annoyed at all the "fannying around talking about non consequential bollocks"?Aye this is me, just can't stand this sort of thing. I can be nice, polite and tactful but holy shit it drains me to not just walk away and instead force myself to go 'mhmm, then what?'. >>83331731Yes, I have an official diagnosis, I've posted the report before, some lads might remember it, it mentions how I have gone through periods of obsessive research on topics like tanks, WW2, airplanes, trains things like that. I lucked out on getting a wife tbf and my job is just a normal wagie office job. I do not claim to be some woe-is-me autist, I just am what I am.
Me? ARFID. It's a hidden disability, means I can't work, sorry.
>>83331737that's a fair point. sometimes it's cheaper and outright horrid, fruit pickers and so on.but i also feel like you could have it both ways. we look at places like Dubai and Tokyo as all futuristic, fact is the technology for all that shit exists, and we WILL adopt it eventually (look at how people use the London Underground compared to 20 years ago).maybe it's a bad idea having the megacorps run everything, and most people wouldn't want it to be all state-ran, either (although some things definitely SHOULD be). i'm sure somewhere has figured this out, maybe a Scandinavian country. how do they recycle bottles? why don't we recycle bottles? (privacy/data concerns, we really just need to sort that with sensible laws. nip it in the bud, EU > USA on this front.)
>>83331765>hiddenjust admit you're fat/average, fatty.
>>83331760Stay jealous mate. Why don't you just recite the Shadaha and revert to the one true religion? It is ultimately lush. Got big prayer on at Friday.
>>83331761>Aye this is meYou're not alone. However at some point it's ok to not ascribe as much value to facts all-the-time. There is enjoyment and value to listening, digesting, analysing and coming up with humourous quips as responses.Become a charmer lad, you have the tools already.
>>83331728I wasn't saying you were claiming to be lad, it was the lad who said you are or could be autistic. >I don't like using the staffed tills at the shop I must have autism >I don't like using the Self-checkouts at the shop I must have autism >I feel awkward around new people until I get to know them, like most people but I must have autism >I collect a thing like many many people do I must have autism >I have a preference for a certain brand of food just like millions and millions of other people I must have autism Autism just gets bandied around in britfeel like it's the trendy thing to have even if it makes you a bit odd but special with muh autism.
>>83331766>and we WILL adopt it eventuallyAgain this is fallacious thinking, sorry lad. The technology and means and motive have existed for decades in many cases, yet we still see this sort of behaviour proliferate around the country. Why? Because the government incentivises it over automation.
>>83331786Well yeah I agree. Lot of stock in being a quirked up chungus these days.
>>83331787nah it's true lad you just need to adjust for British Standard Time.we'll have high-speed rail by 2080 (screencap this).
>>83331806you're a quirk chungus on the inside you just come out all "hmph." and stuck-up because you're so desperate NOT to appear """cringe""".if nothing else, you like anime and computer games aimed at children/teenagers. you're not escaping that one. but they're just fun, right?please for the love of god lighten up PLEASE
>>83331675I do zolpidems purely because the price was better with exclusivepharma, but they've had a lot of bad reviews lately where they just disappeared for a couple of weeks. Tried to put in an order with mastermeds and they cancelled it with no reason. Bit of an ache in the ballsack tbqh. Anyway, time to fuck off toil for the afternoon and pop myself in a nice comfy k hole.
Martha in a maid uniform.
>>83331864She looks exactly like someone I work with
>>83331765Me? RFID. Vaccines gave me a debilitating case of microchips and now I can't use contactless because it keeps trying to register the chips in my finger tips. Tried to get on a bus and brought the whole regions payment down. It not right.
Go out and get stocked up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHYNQN9NSuo
>>83331869Lucky son of a gun. Post her linkedin will ya lad?
>>83331845i always had good luck with them except for one time my alprazolam turned out to be tramadol. pretty obvious though, non-existent Indian company with all Engrish waffle on the blister packs.seems daft to even bother faking the Z-drugs. but i suppose you can just send EVERYTHING off to Wedinos, play it safe.
Got arf arfid me.>>83331824No. I'm above it all don't you know. I'm transgenerational. Xennial stuck in a Zoomerial body.
>Storm Bram>Bramhow the fuck are we back on B already?
me? hate the smug, detached Gen X ethos.
>>83331864You reckon Freema does anal?
>>83331882Quite nice when they send you the wrong drug because then you can say 'uhh no actually I want what I ordered' and you get to keep both. Only had that happen to me the once but I remember it fondly.
>>83331894So do I in reality but I like to channel a bit of it from time to time sorta half-ironically. In truth I like sincerity. Just INFP things x. I'm with stupid.
bit sexist they can have moid names now.>Storm Dave
>>83331912you're an INTJ.
>>83331878Nah, why? Not into brownoids
>>83331913How come it's never "Storm Mohammed" or "Storm Abdul" or "Storm Schlomo"
>>83331888I have no idea, even when storms are named by forren met offices and they impact the uk we use the forren name, but also when Ire met names them we use their name.I guess it follows that we use only names that affect us and are classed by brit and ireland met offices and only effect us or something convoluted like that.
Lads, I wish I had "game", as they say, because I was just being mired to fuck in sainsburys, by a tall segzy blonde lass.Maybe I should have wobbled up to her and said something? But then, I am an utter spastic when it comes to these things. Nah fuck it, I learned my lesson really with a lass at work. Don't show interest as I'm a useless spastic that causes more harm than good.
>>83331919Nope. I don't really put too much stock into it but I get INFP-T the last few times I did it. The trouble is trying to discern exactly what the questions are asking the questions for.
Just got done watching Kpop Demon Hunters, ladsPros>Didn't force the romance between Rumi/Jinu>Jinu's story handled quite maturely>What It Sounds Like is actually decent lyrically and the performanceCons>Very generic writing>Pacing in the middle is badly done, drags too much>World-building is a mess, some characters seem very important but are basically forgotten lol>Predictable 'twist' and equally predictable 'reverse twist'>Bad artistic choice to make the animation have that weird frame-skipping effect>Generic gen-x quippy dialogue/humour>Action scenes are terrible, no weight, no tensionAn absolutely bog-standard 4-5/10.
Absolutely no way I'm going out in the Dracula storm. Get fucked.
>>83331894Don't be jelly lad, embrace it, like gen alpha or the zoomerfags, sorry we're such an inspirational generation.
>>83331928you mean like 'Chandra' or something?
Storm GregStorm SeanStorm Monica
>>83331944>Just got done watching the latest slop fest >Turns out its run of the mill slopYou are wasting your time lad, just assume its all shit then you dont have to watch any of itFollow me for more tips
>>83331955Yeah, wasn't going into it with much hope lad. Still, I do have to compliment What It Sounds Like, a genuine gem of a song. I find Kpop as a genre to be insufferable, but this one was decent in its own right.>My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like>The song we couldn't write, this is what it sounds likeKino lyrics given the movie up to then ngl.
Not been here for a week, is Seany boy still banned lol?
Such a curse, being handsome, but also having a shit personality.
don't thinkfeel
>>83331979As if shallow slags care about your personality?
>>83331954>Storm SeanMakes a big fuss and gets really stormed up, so much so that it ends up fizzling out and then never arriving
>>83331947>Storm Bram and Storm Lilith do fuck-all>Storm Dave and Storm Wubbo do you in
>>83331980Not such a good idea for me, desu. I need to not think and not feel.>>83331985I don't want a slag. I had one once, never again.
>>83331944>>Bad artistic choice to make the animation have that weird frame-skipping effectthis worked exactly twice, with The Lego Movie and Spider-Man. and it makes a bit of sense there, as much as i'd have loved full stop motion and some kind of traditional comic book art.animefrens won't admit it, but anime is famously poorly-animated. the Western standard (prior to CalArts shovelware) used to be that animation was animated on-twos, so every other keyframe looked good. Japanese animation was animated on-threes, so it was poorly drawn slop with even worse in-betweens. nowadays anime is just some JPEG bobbing along background.jpeg, and all Western cartoons look like Powerpuff Girls or Dexter's Lab. they've somehow transferred that same laziness to 3D animation, dafuq?
Had a slag once years ago, was all going great until she threw up while blowing me. Never been more turned off in my life.
>>83332012I threw up on my slag whilst she was giving me a blowjob.
you know who WOULD understand my pointless word salad oldf-g* references? crossy ;__;(* yep this is actually what we used to say)
Heard on the grape vine that Shippy was once receiving a blowjob from a 50 year old jamaican woman who then threw up on his cock. He was taken aback and didn't know what to do so all he could muster was a timid "oop, you're rolling back there". Very strange encounter.
i remember a lass in sixth form threw up on a lad's cock at a house party.i guess he told some mates and word spread, she took it in her stride but was embarrassed.KEEP THESE THINGS TO YOURSELF
>>83332051Mental to me that such things were happening in sixth form (and younger). I think the only thing that happened in my life during sixth form was a new game might be released that I was hyped about. Some people were basically fully grown adults and I was a child.
>>83331988Wubbo fucked me right over
>>83332051Girls shouldn't be trying to deep throat cocks. It's not nice and it's not natural, it's disgusting. Of course it leads to them throwing up, poor lasses.This is because of the influence of streaming hardcore porn making boys think it's normal. Same with strangling women - a very odd thing to do which is now normalised.
God damn rainburgs causing a ruckus again shieeeeeeeet
>>83332071Doesn't really seem like much of an unnatural thing to try and explore while giving a blowjob to be honest, this just comes across as prudish weird obsession with how other people have sex. Of course not everyone can deepthroat and not everyone wants to and that's fine, but some people find it fun and they don't just go straight to facialabuse.com-tier facefucking.
>>83332058i don't want to infantilise 16-year-olds, i think society is taking a step in the wrong direction there.but purely personally i feel like i lost my virginity 'too early' at 16 (with another 16-year-old). zero clue what i was doing, and purely biologically i think i hit puberty pretty late, maybe 14-15.although at the time i felt like i was falling behind my peers, it seemed like EVERYONE was shagging and getting a car. few classmates had part-time jobs. the only pure 'adult' activity i wanted to do was get drunk tbqhwu.
Just realiesd my socks have been on inside out the whole day.
>>83332093sign of either early-onset dementia or schizophrenia, lad.
Can't seem to stop attracting ethnic girls lads. Crazy how often they hit on me.
As i consider my penis holy, to have a bird puke while i was fucking her from behind would feed into my fetish of "expunging the evil" remaining in her, bonus if it she was wearing a nun's habit.I'd probably pass out when I came.
>>83332123I'm not saying this is the case with you, but this happens with a lot of 4/10, 5/10 white guys. Ethnic girls see them as a way to up their status. Whereas white girls who are their looksmatch are going for the 7/10 guys.
>>83332039Yes, that story has been confirmed
>>83332138It might well be lad, but all the same it started happening in the past few years but didn't much before that. Odd.
>>83332058I wasn't a fully grown adult but I was going to parties, pubs, nightclubs, had a full social life, and a job. And I saw lads at my school who did and had none of those things and I just thought they were total losers.
>>83332093Points towards a severe case of getting dressed in the dark.
>>83332093Horrible feeling that
>>83331944Why are you watching shows for teenage girls?Are you a fucking tranny?
Deepthroating to the point of puking is gross imo, but there's literally nothing sexier than a lass pushing her throat just to the point where struggles and keeping it there as some of that peculiar 'deep saliva' (iykyk) starts to well up and drip down your nob. COOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR.
>>83332152Yeah you probably leveled up from 3/10 to 4+. Happens to a lot of guys just from getting to the right age.
>>83332176This lad fucks, nae doubt
>>83331919Not Chika. I'm INTJ and I score the same every time I take the test. The personality type INTJ matches many of my point. Architect/engineer. I love making and building things, re-purpose things, fixing mechanical and technical/digital, coding, all round tinkering.
me? wouldn't want a blowjob. i just assume any fluids that pass through my pee-hole carry disease.i know some sick fucks are into that type of thing, but imagine the conversation later.>btw your semen tasted diseased, did you ejaculate a UTI into my face?>oh. yeah. sorry for not mentioning that.
So we're finally getting poster IDs on every board when they bring the site back up after maintenance.
>>83332209Yeah there's a lot of people who are into the idea of "toxic" semen
>>83332211>tfw, my petition worked.
>>83332211A shame if true. That'll ruin /britfeel/
>>83332220They're mostly gay men
I think you spam mongs should all fuck off t'sharty
>>83332082You are pornbrained. Sticking your dick down someone's throat to trigger their gag reflex and making them throw up (or swallow down their sick) with their eyes watering and making horrible noises is not normal. It would have been done by close to 0% of people for most of human history, it's only the last few decades of porn from the big noses which has popularised it, along with anal.
Any registered sex offenders here?
>>83332228All those feedback forms were worth it. >>83332230Why?
>>83332211Where does it say that lad? Interesting if true.
>>83332230It would ruin it for HHL since he regularly pretends to be multiple people and responds to himself.
>>83332249You know 4chan has an IRC channel?
Thread shitters quaking in their boots.
>>83332260Nope, never bothered with any of that. Cool to know though, in half an hour we can call out spammongs, noice.
I wonder if this thread will already have poster tags when it comes back online
>>83332246>Why?Because fucking around, samefagging, trolling and having a laugh is what /britfeel/ is all about. Without that, what does it become? People who are too boring to have mates in real life talking amongst themselves? >>83332255As he should. All part of the fun
Do ID's really scare you that much?
>>83332295>People who are too boring to have mates in real life talking amongst themselves?That's what it already is...
noooo you cant take away my ability to samefag all my posts for drama, seething and personality pwnage and youll know im most posters in every thread reeeeeeeeee
>running at work>slip on wet floor and land on chin>were no wet floor signs outWho's in the wrong here? I went to A&E and had X-rays and they said I'm alright
>>83332301It's not about being scared. It's about recognising that it will no longer be fun so I'll do something else.
>>83332295>Without that, what does it become? People who are too boring to have mates in real life talking amongst themselves?Not him but, fuck off, you cunts always try to ruin any genuine conversation. Discordfags having their little in jokes doesn't make the thread better, it's been shown that it makes it worse.
>>83332288>>83332301>>83332315wow all three of you raise some GREAT points
decided i am going to place a slice of cheese in my roast beef sandwich (cold)let's see how this turns out
Woah poster ID that will follow you around, one ID across the whole site unless you swap IP and delete the 4chan cookie.
>>83332320>Who's in the wrong here?Unless there's some hidden bit of evidence that someone knew the floor was wet and purposefully decided not to put a floor sign up then fucking nobody you dumb cunt.I cannot fucking stand this attitude of looking for a culprit (invariably to extort some kind of 'compensation' or bunk off work with a pity deal for a few weeks or whatever). Sometimes accidents happen and nobody is at fault.
>>83332339Don't believe you, post screencaps of IRC saying this.
>>83332321I and others don't find it fun. What about all those who left because of you spamming trolling mongs? You're not bothered about them, so why should anybody care about what you think.
>>83332339just generate a one-way per-website hash that's connected to your digital ID. like a tripcode that can't be used to find your identity, but can be CONFIRMED by law enforcement.
Quick lads, get it all out before the traceability comes.KEIR STARMER FUCKS UNDERAGE RENT BOYS.
>>83332340That isn't how the law works. I think a wet floor sign is required or it makes the business vulnerable to compensation claims
>>83332345Lad everyone will leave if the thread becomes a social club for autists. You'll all bore the life out of each other. We're the only ones making this thread emotionally engaging.
>>83332361Exactly that's what I'm getting at, people are just chomping at the bit to see if there was any failure of process because they imagine it means a pay-day for them, no matter how trivial the incident was.
>>83332365We're fed up of your rage baiting antics, mong. You won't be missed.
At least seasideMARK cares about me
>>83332344What did your last servant die of?>>83332346hahaha, It will work like that, the ID will be attached to your cookie and IP. SQL is neat.
>>83332378Alright, no worries lad. My prediction is that without the rage, you'll get no stimulation from this thread at all. But maybe you're right and it will be so much better when it's just 5 posts a day of "Anyone else get nervous at the job centre?"
>>83332392Lucky for you that you only bruised one of your chins.
>>83332394i mean the site has that anyway. you've personally hacked the site you're not even one of those guys looking at the leaks from 10+ years ago(i actually that PHP glitch happen to me once, where it just PRINTED THE SOURCE instead of rendering the page, wut)
Nap time teamI did get to finish work a bit earlier at least
i expect some high-quality OC when the site returns.
>>83332398We will have a nice cordial thread with respectful autists discussing their issues.
>>83332398You're one of the anons that pushes rage, of course you think it will be bad without it.We can do other things without rage baiting each other. You want to rage bait, you want to spam and you want to troll.But then, this is my ideal, and what makes what I want any more valid than what you want? We're not getting backed up by anyone here, so, it's just 2 mongs (I'm calling myself a mong as well, don't worry) arguing about their ideal thread.You'll still be able to rage bait anons, I'm stupid enough to respond to it.
>>83332452>i expect some high-quality OC when the site returns.Like this?
me, i fall for "angery about politics" posts about half the time. which means i have a 50% success rate in avoiding the bait, so i am awarding myself a bronze star (and a diazepam)
>>83332499It's because of immigration that we have all this division
>>83331737>train drivers/ticket inspectorsThese still exist in other countries lmao
>>83332452Submitting my drawing of /britfeel/
Be funny if we have this wrong, and the IDs are something that is perma attached to your IP, and it won't be anything like /pol/ IDs that can be seen on posts.
I already change my ip and delete my cookies after every post so nothing will change for me
I have no right to tell anybody how to act, especially as I post a lot of music, and nobody goes mad at me. I should return the courtesy and just STFU and ignore it.
interesting we only have one lad who is dead set against having a poster id
UPDATED DOOOOOOOM!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or_K2LuN43o
Pollers playing let's pretend we'll have IDs for an epic twoll is it
>>83332581wish that nonce would fuck off already
Oh fugg, 2 min, then they're pulling the plug on yookayish 4chinners.I love you all. See you on the othersi...
Rest in peace, John
First baby, woo let's fucken go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWLIgjB9gGw
Am I doing LARPing and trolling rite?WOAH
looool mummy I twoll xD
DO YOU SEE THE FEAR!!!!???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US7mPxjYK9c
On that BBC grindset right now and it lush
Any other lads taken the BNpill?
Sister's in a rotten mood. Treats everyone like shit
>>83332619Been too long since her last BBC fix.
>>83332610Nice Big Indian cock
>>83332620She is a lesbian lad x
So it seems the update to 4chan was to add as many Indian BBC spammers as possible
>>83332630So she's never had BBC at all? No wonder she's being stroppy. Fucking hell.
where did you lads go during the downtime?
i reckon i'm going to get that 83333333GET laterbeen lots of threes in my life lately (at least two)
>>83332652Just been sat here refreshing the page lad
>>83332657nice one, wondered how there were so many posts so fast.me, been sat in #4chan on Rizon and no cunt mentioned the site was back ;__;
I know we have a few lads here who play guitar, but can anyone here draw? Or have any other meaningful hobbies?
>>83332652I was going to go into the kitchen, but forgot. Also forgot to draw what /britfeel/ is.
Reminder that HHL won x
rMark on fut champs de lids
Two hours burned on TikTok slags. I regret nothing. All of legal age ofc.
>>83332669Hi HHL, what exactly have you won? Seems like you have a shit unenviable life that's falling apart
>>83332666Wanking and video games. This will surely get me a GF?
>>83332669Is he gambling now? Oh dear lol
>>83332666Collecting DVDs
>>83332666i can match the (old) world record on the first two levels of Sonic 1i can say the alphabet backwardsi have seen over one hundred films
>>83332652Walked dog, did some k, listened to radio4 audioplay of Dirk gently, had a bath. It was a roaring success overall. Now I'm going to eat some leftover stew with mash n bred and watch that new IT Derry claptrap.
Any news on SSM
>>83332666I'm trying to write a book, don't post on lit because they're all exactly as pretentious as I am and it's no good.
>>83332705He is bald and smells of fish. Also a rapist and a spiritual paedophile.
>>83332705Heard he's living in Cairo with his ex wife
Went to a bookstore today. A little independent one. Picked up The Odyssey because I've never read it. Nice to see bookshops still existing that aren't Waterstones or whatever.Went to a charity shop after and bought The Outsider by Camus for a quid. What a stealGetting out the house is lush.
>>83332703sounds lush me ladpersonally off the wetamine for now but i just had a dihydrocodeine and oh my days i am planning on being quite cosy>radio4 audioplay of Dirk gentlyany good? never actually read them (somehow read The Salmon of Doubt ages ago, but none of the Dirk Gently books)
Twolls still uploading videos about SSM despite him being gone for over 2 weeks because they desperately need their fix of talking about him. Sad!
We're back, are we not X
>>833326562 hours and 1 minute until the 83333333 getPosts left: 592Board speed: 1 post per 12 secondsEstimated date: 20:25:26 (Mon Dec 08 2025)Current post: 83332741 (18:23:33, Mon Dec 08 2025)Last get (83322222) happened 10519 posts ago
>>83332735Twolls won.Fishy paedo lost.It right
>>83332735His haters secretly want him to come back because hating him gives them purpose in their empty boring lives. Without people like SSM to hate they have nowhere to direct their frustrations.
>>83332726Don't like leaving the house me
>>83332745was quite the rough two hoursi almost got a job
>>83332733It's not really very good. I remember enjoying the books a few years back, the audioplays are ok with some good voices (harry Enfield, Olivia Colman) but it doesn't really land for me. I like an audio book and the lack of narration and background noises takes away from what I was going for. Recently finished the Stephen fry Harry potters and on the lookout for something else to fill my time but this ain't it, short though. My highest recommendation is the BBC full cast audiobooks of his dark materials. They are tip top for comfy immersion.
>>83332757if you're using some '''script''' then you did not truly get the GETKing of GETs more like King of Fa*gets
>>83332757NTA but, does that take into account that for big gets posting will ramp up as people will be trying for the get?
Saw a man today who's entire head was tattooed. Like you couldn't see any of his skin. Wonder if he's a celebrity or something
I reckon I will have a dwinky-poo tonight
>>83332779I could write one to give me a pop up 3 or 4 post before the GET but I haven't and won't, you never see me getting GETS because I don't care about 4chan special numbers. I just enjoy tinkering with data. >>83332784No, it's as is based on the time the query was run.
>>83332789Saw a guy in kfc about 15 years ago with a face full of awful tattoos, looked like he'd gone straight from prison to kfc
>>83332768>My highest recommendation is the BBC full cast audiobooks of his dark materials. cor will give these a listen. liked the books as a teenager but they're not something i would reread.i read Harry Potters 1-3 every few years. nice fun books for babies, i can sit and read one each day (don't have 4-7 any more and they are OBJECTIVELY a slog)i need to take the audiobook/radio pill. getting sick of TV/film but i no longer have the attention span for books.
What are you reading /britfeel/? Apart from this post.
>I just enjoy tinkering with data. brb, reporting this to Special Branch
>>83332829I don't read any more. Too addicted to social media doom scrolling.
Had chicken tikka wasala curry for din dins and it was lush x
me? moved on to the Monster Ultra Paradise.has a nice tangy flavour, like those apple boiled sweets (the ones that looked like tennis balls)
>>83332789Probably the best way to stay on bennies.
anyone else's comp forget all bluetooth devices after the downtime?
>>83332735You could say the same for the sad sack spammer that posts the same bait, gimmicks, seethe at personalities everyday and he's been doing it for years. Sad!
>>83332894nah, but i don't have Bluetooth.
Fuck off already you creepy nonce
>>83332913i post original content all day every day
>>83332867I'm having chicken popcorn teryaki, duck spring rolls and special microwaved rice.
i have heard good things about those Inspector Rebus novels by Ian Rankin, they sound cosy and people say the audiobooks are solid(the ones you'd see in WHSmith's in the airport)
Got you in a headlock big lad.
Tuppence x
>>83332956corrr where's this from lad?>chicken popcorn teryakiso many places call chicken bites 'chicken popcorn' but to me, popcorn chicken is its own thing rather than just ANY breaded diced chicken (hard to explain)is it the popcorn chicken in teriyaki sauce? some kind of batter/tempura going on?i want this
oh god i've entered into a game of Russian Roulette on the #r9k channel(which i think might just be the algorithm not /r9k/ the board)
>>83332962Isn't that what little girls call their vagina, noncychops
Just woke up me. Xbox going on shortly.
>>83332956Oh aye sounds lush that de lid.
is my Switch still fine, for now?are games cheap or do Nintendo ones just stay expensive forever?as an item, it's fine. handy little games console. how much of a faff is it to root it, then get ROMs on there?
Did some dihydrocodeine for the first time Saturday, I made codeine water from all 32 pills and sank the lot, didn't want to risk my liver getting fucked from the paracetemol, that would have been lame as the yanks say.It was comfy but mild, like 3-4 strong beers with extra relaxation feeling, mouth was dry as a bone and I felt a bit dizzy afterward, I took some cetirizine on the side to get rid of the itching. 4.75/10 experience I'd say, it lasted about 4.5 hours with about 20 min to come up.Guess my body just isn't wired to get massively high off codeine at all, would do it again tho. was womfy.Also went through a whole vape cartridge on it, that stuff made me a right nicotine fiend.
looks like Lollers' predictions were way off the mark.further proof that feels > science.
Haven't heard from uncle jammer in a while. It must get tiring moaning about bullies at work all the time.
>>83333020Moot gave me bad info the faggot.
>>83333015>I made codeine water from all 32 pills and sank the lot, didn't want to risk my liver getting fuckedwhat's this then? some way to de-adulterate Solpadeine and the like?kinda mad the way we do things. methylated spirits, so people don't neck white spirit. but then they can anyway, now they have TWO problems!
>>83333007Should just get an ROG Xbox Ally Series One X.
>>83332867Need to stop subbing to her
>>83333007Nintendo games get cheaper once the new console comes out how do you not know that?
Console prices go up the longer they are out these days.
Adulting is hard enough without a crotch goblin x
>>83333041No that lad. It's called cold water extraction. Search for: cold water extraction method
>>83332973Sorry anon, I'm not going to tell you, because I want it all for myself, muahaha. Ok that's the originality sorted with a good bit of bants, now the serious answer. Sainsburys, and it says chicken coated in teriyaki sauce. It was meant to be microwaved, but I ovened it, and burnt it (oh well).
>>83333020Never trust a nonce.
>>83333082looks like youve got bn seething again lad the winning never end for u does it
>>83333107>Never trust a nonce.u bodied that freak and sent him flying xd
>>83333082I am proud to say I've taken the BNpill myself. I have made the pledge to go Office Over Offspring and pursue that DINKWAD (double income no kids with a dog) lifestyle. Vasectomy next month, wife is over the moon x
samefaggy
Swanny has 7 kids with 6 women
anonychud
>>83333041Cold water extraction, codeine is solulable in water from freezing to about 60c, paracetemol only to about 15c then it crystalises. You put it through a lab filter and 90+ percent of it gets filtered out.The box had 16g paracetemol in it which is sometimes a lethal dose, sometimes not, would have been a pretty shitty way to go so yeah.
>>83333135And they're all in care. He's the definition of a deadbeat dad x
>>83333125Proud of you lad! #LessProcreationMoreCorporation
new bread x>>83333195
>>83332618I don't play computer games or care about the environment mate. Hope I do live to be 86 though.
