DJ BRITFEEL PRESENTS:STORM BRAM EDISH(CAPS LOCKED EXTENDED CLUB REMIX)
indifferent to this edish.
LET ME HEAR SOME NOISE, BRAP BRAP BRAP
Life seems to be something that happens for other people and passes me by.
have never seen BN this rattled, how the mighty has fallen lol
I prefer deepseek to ChatGPT desu. Gemini is shite.
starting to accept i might have a problem with drugs.can't be normal to take painkillers every day. but on the other hand, pensioners do it, and i'm not taking ket/benzos every day any more, so if anything i'm doing well.new years resolution will probably be to not get worse.
>>83341930indifferent to you m8 honestlyfucken rude
can someone fake me a Amelia Dimoldenberg thing with AI cos I'm stupid and can't figure it out thanks
>>83341939Tries to shame you as obsessive for laughing at his sprogless destiny as if he hasn't spent every minute of every day drivelling about people's lives for 10 years
Mumberg lives a mile down the road, tells me the wind is howling and rattleing her gaff.Nothing here, I'm backed on a railway embankment, 10 minutes ago HOLWING GALES AND TORRENTIAL RAIN!It's happening.Luckily i nipped out to post all my Christmas cards and parcels before the downpour.I still have some stamps left though.
Yeah I'm childfree.
>>83341954if you want better opinions, make better threads.
Here you go, just one example of how deepseek produces slightly better results. This is one suggestion in response to saying that I feel like my life is going nowhere and I'm a failure and everyone I know is doing better than me.It's an atypical sort of response that LLMs tend not to give. It's got a hint of something at least mildly unpredictable - this being the worst problem that LLMs face imo, that there's not really much point in asking them anything because you can predict the responses almost perfectly in almost all circumstances.It's just the right amount of poetic that it makes you appreciate reading it.
>>83341962>thats different thoughxD
Pierce Moron.
Pee-arse Boring
>>83341978Quite pleased that I watched this entire gif thoughbeit
>>83341990This is my headcanon nickname for chika and has been for years. Completely mental that you would randomly post it.
>>83341962Sits in a discord server glazing SIC for being a sex tourist. That's cool to him at 40.
>>83341985Chika lad this is all by designhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G6xu-J_Dmche's just a shock jock and a hypocrite. sensitive (even litigious) when it's shit that bothers him personally. only winning move is not to play.
Loving the thread now that Sean isn't around desu, very womfy
>>83342010>400 posts arguing about having kidsYeah very womfy you fucking spastic
>>83342026Blame BN and Ponce for that.
I have never come across anyone as genuinely, truly insane like in the literal divorced from reality and not thinking rationally state of mind, than the mother-in-law of a friend who is currently trying to get custody of my friend's child through the courts.It really is a watershed moment for me. I've never encountered anyone like that, but she's really real and she's really doing the things she's doing. It's mind-boggling to me I'll be honest.
not saying anyone should commit infanticide, obviously that's the worst thing anyone can do.but the second worst? having kids. it's ecocide.
>>83342072>ecocideDoes anyone believe this climate change crap any more? Come on, we were all told categorically by the experts and sensibles twenty years ago that Manhattan would be underwater now.
>>83342070>I've never encountered anyone like that, but she's really real and she's really doing the things she's doing.What's she doing, exactly? Please explain
>>83342070does seem mad to me you can be 'sound of mind' enough to go through whatever that legal process entails, but it's all operating on some alien logic. what's her reasoning, how's she putting it?mentioned a few threads ago a mate had a gf like this, she accused him of abusing his daughter. but it was all wrapped in paranoid, 'my horoscope told me...' type thinking to the point it seems cliche.
>>83342081the sea levels have risen by centimetres.i don't know what a centimetre is, but if it's like inches, that could be catastrophic. think of all the beach animals that will drown.
How would you interpret this message? I was asking an escort I've seen twice now for another meeting. She's busy for the rest of December but said I could pre-book a date for January.>I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :) Should I remain calm or am I being ghosted? What would you interpret a "few days" as?3? 4? 5?
>>83342109me, i'd interpret it along the following lines:she can definitely make one of those days workandshe will message you in a few days with some time options
>>83342119So you think she's being genuine and not just stringing me along?
>>83342070>>83342097>/britfeel/ers encounter women
>>83342072BN doesn't care about the climate lad. He took the pledge to go Office Over Offspring for personal reasons. Fair play.
one = 1a couple = 2a few = 3several/many/etc = 4+i don't make the rules, i merely observe them.
>>83342128Screenshot the message, edit her name out if needed. Otherwise fuck off
>>83342109If prozzies are going to ghost and flake on you what's even the point?
>>83342129tbqf it is actually exceptional when women go from silly female hysterics to unusual magic thinking.what's the male equivalent? autism brains?
>>83342092>>83342097There is SO fucking much to the whole story, I'll try to summarise:>friend from uni dates her bf through uni all fine>they marry straight after graduation, he immediately becomes physically abusive, hospitalises her several times, controlling as fuck demanding her phone when she's home etc.>they have kid together>MIL knows about abuse but always tries to downplay it 'oh that's just how men are' type stuff>friend eventually says enough and works up courage to leave, separated but not divorced yet (currently on pause during custody case)>MIL goes full paranoid mode, sends her tons of texts a day big and small about all number of every detail of friend's life, tries to control her down to level of what clothes she wears, exactly how to raise child, saying she should delete her whatsapp history (no really), taking grandchild to GP four or five times a month, submitting her own urine as evidence of recurrent UTIs, shaves his head when he's been misbehaving, locked him in room for hours for same>friend puts up with it because MIL/FIL help with childcare and also doesn't know about the worst stuff (that only came out during court proceedings)>eventually enough is enough, she cuts them off>MIL goes balistic, demands grandchild be handed over to them, friend says no, MIL lawyers up demands custody>court proceedings ongoing, evidence being submitted, MIL's is virtually all LITERALLY just made up and even the stuff that isn't is absurd>MIL main claim is that fiend is manic-depressive and not stable enough to look after her child, quite simply not remotely true, she's totally normalI should say that it's all bollocks, my friend is a perfectly fine mother to her kid, it's just her MIL is fucking mental. This is a woman whose four siblings, both parents AND both children have cut her off because they all say she's insane and controlling and genuinely malicious in a lot of cases.
>>I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :) dare i say, this just sounds 'professional'. in that 'polite email' kind of tone. nothing amiss, just a little bit phony.
The original recipe IRN BRU is so nice but so expensive. I get it sometimes as a little treat.
Why do British people love bullying?
80% of all men are unattractive
>>83342182I find it's the yanks who bully the most. Most people in britfeel are nice, anti seethies. The rest of the site is incredibly hostile.
>>83341972His beard smells like her pussy
We need more sprogged wagie representation ITT to fight back against the neets. The sprogless wagies are making us look sad.
>>83342185No they're not, by definition the attractiveness scale is a normative distribution. It's just that the average woman considers the bottom 80% of men to be unattractive because her standards are absurd.
>>83342137Yeah I'm thinking 3 as well.I guess I'll wait until Thursday at least.>>83342143So do you think she's being genuine? She does seem like a genuinely nice person and she's been great with me so far.
>>83342197I have a sprog and I'm a wagie, but I might not be much help because I wish I didn't have a sprog desu
>>8334219799% of wagies on britfeel are sprogcels, wouldn't have the time to post otherwise
>>83342137a handful = 5/6a bunch = 10-12plenty = dozens
They do a IRN BRU energy drink now, just saw. Might have to try one.
>>83342206Have you considered being a sprogged NEET Muslim style?
>>83342197>>83342206It really gets to the NEETs here since having a sprog is near undeniable proof that you have had sex, something they have not and will never do
>>83342189Someone spat at me because im trans. I dont like people
>>83342226I'm a neet and I've had sex (whilst neet too)
No one going for dragged out escort larp, back to wrecking bn about not having children
>>83342198It is true. The average man is ugly. Very few men are hot.Thats why men hate women, they don't measure up
>>83342165fucking hell it sounds like everyone involved here is different shades of mental (your friend aside, reads like standard falling-into-abuse stuff).hopefully the courts see sense now that it's made it that far.
Brothers, goon with me. For BBC.
>>83342226Most wagies here are sprogless though?
i WISH i was an average man.
Whens the last time you spoke to a stranger and had a nice conversation, it never happens
iron brew is shit
>>83342258>Whens the last time you spoke to a stranger and had a nice conversation, it never happensyesterday
>>83342258It does if you're a sexy black man. White women approach you all the time then.
>>83342239Already had my bbc goonsesh earlier today lad. The new Vivian Taylor scene on bangbros got me over the edge cooorrrrrr
>>83342151>what's the male equivalent? autism brains?Depends what you mean by the equivalent. Autism is extreme male-brain while a state of delusion where reality is entirely derived from emotion is extreme female-brain so you could say that.
is he falling back on posting bbc to rile us up now?
Why would BBC rile you up? It's hot.
>>83342238>fucking hell it sounds like everyone involved here is different shades of mental (your friend aside, reads like standard falling-into-abuse stuff).Yeah pretty much.>hopefully the courts see sense now that it's made it that far.This is almost certainly going to be the case, friend's barrister was genuinely surprised that they're trying for custody given how weak their case is and how much evidence can actually be supplied in the opposite direction, they think the likely outcomes are 80% case is dismissed with no contact order, 20% custody is denied but grandparents given supervised visitation periodically.
>>83342274>Autism is extreme male-brain Why so many autistic transgender women then?
to lads who wank off to amateur porn, you've probably wanked off to underage women. it's a huge problem on pornhub
>>83342165>friend from uni dates her bf through uni all fine...>they marry straight after graduation, he immediately becomes physically abusive, hospitalises her several times, controlling as fuck demanding her phone when she's home etc.This is pretty incredible. There was no build up at all for years, just everything perfect and then straight to regular hospitalisations?
>>83342263What did you chat about
Going back on the happy pills lads, it's the lesser of 2 evils, suppose might as well get back in touch with the mental elf crew, and book a few (only get offered a few) whatever sessions. I think if I get awarded the limited capability thing from UC, and PIP, going to pay to see a shrink.
>>83342292Nice try, plod ;)
>>83342264American black men are hot, british ones are yuck
>>83342294*Clutches pearls* YIKES! Now you call me a nonce xD
>>83342295>This is pretty incredible. There was no build up at all for years, just everything perfect and then straight to regular hospitalisations?Yep. Straight fucking out of nowhere, just starts beating the shit out of her, controlling her life, threatening her. It also came out when they separated that he was having affairs across their entire marriage and even had a kid with another woman around the same time as their kid was born.
Why is it acceptable to bullt trans people?
>>83342297it was regarding money lad personal circumstances
>>83342295>>83342307Oh I should also mention that when they got married he quit his job to smoke weed and gamble all day. He would have evenings where he'd just shout at her for hours about he she needed to get promotions/better jobs so he could gamble more.MIL ofc tried to downplay all of this, saying it's not a big deal, just a phase, the money's gone so why worry about it etc. etc.Just fucking insanity on every level.
I wish i looked like Mariah Carey
>>83342319You owe a drug dealer money, dont you
>>83342197Not a single poster has children
Storm dracula in full force mode now.
Are we really doing all the posts about having or not having children again? How much more keks and wrecks do you think you can eek out of this inane puerile twaddle?
The future belongs to those who show up. If you don't have a sprog literally what's the point in caring about anything or engaging with anything?
Can anyone here tell me, how do you cope with wanting to be a girl?
>>83342292what is a woman, actually, in this context?i can actually understand autistic/Asperger's young people who feel a bit different ending up 'transgender' (but not actually transgender). i mean it's a whole fucking online subculture at this point, and they're going to skew more-online.and if it's meant to be the male brain, i agree with J.K. Rowling on this one. autistic girls end up FTM. had no clue what she was on about, but then i noticed it. can't un-notice it now.
>>83342377Go down the sissy rabbithole desu. That's how I deal with it and here I am doing DIY HRT and plapping my balls to get off every night.
>>83342377>how do you cope with wanting to be a girl?By accepting that it's completely and utterly impossible and that being a girl isn't as good as shut in incel dossers think
>>83342389DIY HRT? Hot. Get a girlfriend to inject you. Hnng.
are we being raided by /lgbt/?
>>83342401Nah just order it online and do it myself.>>83342405I've told /lgbt/ about doing DIY HRT and being a sissy before and they spaz out lol, they don't like it, think it delegitimises 'real' trans people. Fuck it lol I'm just doing it to get off.
>Violent pothead gambling addict>Married easilyRemember incels, it's your personality that's the problem!
>>83342376I have status lad
>>83342418R jo had a good one.Some good talking points to present to >>>lgbt
>>83342377Codeine and Jesus, classic Crossy style
>>83342418>Fuck it lol I'm just doing it to get off.for real for real, could you not do cocaine or mephedrone or something?i realise the irony here, but isn't HRT going to fuck up your body and brain in the long term, Alan Turing style?
Tuesday night cottaging, looking forward to it de lids.
>>83342434nobody should ever take Twitter seriously, but Rowling in particular is so sensible. her actual writings are intelligent (and often funny).i quite like her, /britfeel/.
>>83342434Doubt crossdressing is that popular.Cucking? Pretty popular. Confirmed by multiple camgirls and pornstars that it's basically all white guys that are into the BBC stuff.
>>83342459Fake Chika. rCheeks only garns cruising at the weekend
i could have fixed her.(and also the Quidditch rules, which she actually wrote wrong-on-purpose to spite moids ;__;)
>>83342436I mean potentially yeah but realistically not really. Dosing of estradiol (oestrogen) and spironolactone (or equivalent anti-androgens) are very well understood at this point and you really can 'curve' your dose to the desired effect. I'm not going for full passing transition, I just like my body being cuter, softer, smoother, hairless and my cock and balls shrinking slightly. When I've aged out I'll likely stop but that's years away and I enjoy things as they are now so no plans to change. You can literally just do things.
lmao sissy tranny outed himself
>>83342472>how can I turn another decent conversation towards my retarded fetish NPC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3q4Et49T_4
No that's everything. Just the Ribena. I'm going on a night out but I'm taking MDMA... You know mandy? Molly? I'll be taking a few ecstasys tonight heh. No alcohol for me haha. Yeah pretty normal for me haha standard Friday lol. You into drugs? Can I have your number?
Yeah a few hours from now I'll be totally coming up haha. Yeah I usually wait a few weeks after I've rolled. That's what it's called.
>>83342342I have 3 kids from when i lived in Thailand
Yeah cheeky few pingers for me tonight. Standard mate. Don't tell plod lol!
>>83342517>>83342535quite bitter, this.
>>83342389Hi sneaky>>83342395But ive seen trans people, why cant i do that?>>83342435Jesus loves, i pray he will make me a girl
>>83342405British men spit at British trans women then travel to Thailand to rape third world trans women because British men are scum of the earth
>>83342567>But ive seen trans people, why cant i do that?Biological sex is immutable and present in basically every part of your body.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_differences_in_human_physiology
>>83342434She's fairly based on the face of it but I doubt she's ever confronted the reality that her own politics are just marginally upstream of what she's passionately fighting against. Without people like her there wouldn't be any of the people she rails against.
>>83342567Because trans goons also known as troons are not female no matter how they "pass". There is no substitute for being born female. If you were actually trans rather than horny you'd understand this.
>>83342584>Biological sex is immutable and present in basically every part of your body.Careful lad. A man was recently jailed in Switzerland for saying male and female skeletons were differentiable and I doubt you'd get a better hearing here, especially after Lammy cans juries.
>>83342584>Biological sex is immutableLol it is not. Sex is bimodal. You can change 4/6 characteristics that constitute biological sex.Can you name the 6, im waiting
>>83342605>Lol it is not. Sex is bimodal. You can change 4/6 characteristics that constitute biological sex.This isn't something a woman would say
>>83342593What would you know about being female, other than looking at them through a screen
>*Ring ring* Hello, this is the BASED department calling
>>83342597The British judiciary is deeply anti trans, wild how misinformed the average cunt is
>>83342428You've spent all day here. You clearly have nothing going on in your life
>>83342621Name the 6, im still waiting.Its ok to say you dont know
>>83342633If you're trans and expect everyone in the world to immediately and entirely bend to your every whim I could imagine it might look like that, sure.
>>83342645I'm not the anon you're responding to. Just pointing out you are a male brained computer programmer incel like most modern trans "women".
>>83342653I would like very much for the entire world to get the fuck on with their lives and leave me alone.Unfortunately British people feel they have a human right to be spiteful.
All troons have the same "personality"1. Incredibly unpleasant in a male way2. Incredibly aggressive in a male way
>>83342656I didnt stutter, bitch.Name the 6
quite like reading about oddballs and niche cultures. even just online people: furries, otherkins, etc.that said yous need to all shut up about this trans thing. everyone has their opinion by now, and it's tiresome. tell me about someone else, that i don't know about, please.
>YOU CANT EVEN DEBUNK ME YOU CANT REFUTE MY FACTS AND LOGIC HAHA I WIN I KNOW MORE ABOUT SCIENCE LOOLt. Feminine little woman
>>83342670Women should be subservient to incels like you, lmao
>>83342683Sorry, British people won't shut the fuck up anout 0.1% of the population
>>83342681>I didnt stutter, bitch.lol calm down big lad
>>83342709Name The 6, chud. Otherwise you will concede that sex is mutable and I am a woman.
Just of to the bum Club now, later gays :*
>>83342690Real females aren't having 4chan battles in the first place lol
A sperm cell with a Y chromosome fertilising an egg cell with an X chromosome resulting in a boy who 30 years later thinks he's female
>>83342737The missing context is 20+ years of pornography
>>83342709Im almost as calm as when your whore mother gave birth to a rat like you
>>83342706i didn't ask you to continue. i asked you to tell me about some freaks.
>>83342724Its true, im arguing with the bottom tier of society, i should be ahsamed of myself for even having any contact with you
Oh dear he's very angry now lol
>>83342778Well, until your way of life is destroying and digital money is bought in you'll just have to listen to people screeching about how terrible trans people are.Its a reflection of the oppression the average brit lives under, they know on a conscious or subconscious level they cannot change the system, and that they have very little power, but what they can do is screech into the void at an acceptable target that cant fight back.Trans people are the two minutes hate
Love living on TERF island me x
>>83342709>Trans Day Of Visibilitykek remember when Biden made this up to clash with Easter then invited a trans activist to flash her bolt-ons on the white house lawn? That period when Biden's brain was totally melted and random student staffers were running everything was wild.
Riffmong still uploading "Classic Mark" daily
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlGG50dqWjk?feature=shareWent under water and turned into rDeano
>>83342801look mate i simply do not give a fuck. if transgender people have some thing going on and need practical/medical help, i wish them well, i wish all people well.now stop roping me into this. tell me about people who have been abducted by the triangles or something PLEASE
Despite jailing anyone who doesn't use the right pronouns and giving free sex changes on the en atch ess I like to claim yookay is TERF islandJust funny to me for some reason lol
>>83342826God i wanna hug you.:(Id show my sticks and stones, i collect them
>>83342827Mad how people just lie on the internetThe UK is a shithole
Totally normal as a woman to view "other" women as "XX people" lol
She is /our lass/ sproglessbros
>>83342841>Mad how people just lie on the internet>The UK is a shitholeCorrect
Takes me 30mins to drive to my workplace. Is that a decent time? Bit sad I lose 5 hours a week sat in my car desu
>>83342830>Id show my sticks and stones, i collect themshow me some interesting shaped sticks/stones. NOW.
>lm almost as calm as when your whore mother gave birth to a rat like you
i once found a leaf that was perfectly heart-shaped.not interesting in text, this. but it was a highlight of my life.
A member of the British Armed Forces just died in Ukraine. Hard to feel sympathy when he was aiding in the massacre and terrorizing of innocent Russian civilians in the Donbass. I hope Satan shoves a pitchfork up his arse.
So has anyone here been ghosted by an escort?
>>83342866are lads in the army are just as brainwashed as anyone who isn't you or me, anon.this is victim blaming.
>>83342853Is this stick legal in bongland?
>>83342866Got fragged by friendly fire; Slava Ukraini!
>>83342878only if it's for medical use or out of historic interest.
>>83342866>A member of the British Armed Forces just died in UkraineFinally some good news
>>83342870Your mom ghosted me, fucking bitch
>>83342890What about when the police seized those ww2 antiques and destroyed them?
>>83342878Depends on your legal tier.
why are non-Britons (most likely Americans) coming here and bullying us?i didn't do anything towards transgender people. you are attacking my internet friends for no reason other than RAW HATRED
>>83342895the rozzers were probably in the evidence room with their cocks out firing them and exploding them at each other.
>>83342901>i didn't do anything towards transgender peopleTerf island, it just is a bit of a problem and needs to be nuked. God please let Israel nuke the UK, it would be sooooo funny
for me it's a UK-legal SABRE defence spray, and a 2.9" paring knife.
>>83342910>the rozzersGoogled this, god i love bong slang. You call fries "chips" hahaha. I love how you make up words just to be different
>>83342918you are being a tricky troller in your own mindhowever, what are you doing in the outside world is spreading pain
>>83342925It's not legal to carry any item with the intent of using it for self defence, even if the item is legal to own in another context.
>>83342925What does this do, does it politely ask your stabber to bin that knife bro?
>>83342933So i cut you off, i dont need your love so you can try all you want, your time is up, I'll tell you why
>>83342932you are actually chipping the potatoes, though. and not necessarily frying them. i cook them in the air fryer which is already a daft term.plenty of silly English words. but these are chips, simple as.
>>83342946have you ever seen the Fritz Lang film, M (1931)? it's basically that.
Gently pulling on BN's pink quiff as you penetrate him anally doggy style
>>83342959Those arent chips, they're potaywaffle dumplings
>>83342936don't care. they don't know my intent.even if the police do a stop-and-search, they have to tell you what they're looking for. if they don't guess right, you're free to go.
>>83342967M for mysterious mark
>>83342973what do yous call potato waffles? biscuits? freedom grids?
can smell parma violets
>>83342997Shippy loved a tattie waffle feast.
Holy shit Samus gets blacked in Metroid Prime 4?!
>>83343022how many images do you have in your personalities folder or folders
>>83342434>Jk Rowling accosts you in the pub "Oh hi, I like your books haha">"Do you know what straight men find secretly sexy? 8 out of 10 men want to wear women's knickers. What about you and your friends? I'm conducting research >"P-please leave me alone, I don't know."
>>83343027didn't finish 2 or 3, but why did she go from a normal human woman to some glowing-hair animu monstrosity?
>>83342997Offensively British food
>>83343027Damn that's hot senpai
>>83343046honestly if i met J. K. Rowling in the pub and she wanted a conversation, i'd listen to what she has to say.
starting to accept I have an addiction to degenerate vns
>>83343074She'd spit in your moid face, and you would call her based
for balance i'd also listen to whatever Jesus Christ or Adolf Hitler would preach about in a pub.that's not an opportunity you get twice.
>>83343074I'd probably agree with everything she said on the understanding that she's a billionaire and might become my mummy gf. She could tell me how much she hates trans people while I service her in exchange for coins and nonsense HP lore nuggets. Think I'd be ok with that setup actually.
>>83343085>basedi dunno. i'm a working-class millennial so it's all the weird mythologising of her 'rags to riches' story that bothers me more than any gender issues.but comfy transgender forriners don't have to worry about class, i suppose.
>>83343085>She'd spit in your moid faceH-hot...
why does Hagrid keep Sirius Black's bike?answer me that, transgenders.
Jack Monroe personally owes me an apology because i bought her book.(she has been a they/them so you can't accuse me of being transphobic or sexist it's all about her actions)
Where does BN currently reside?
ESCORT SITUATION UPDATEShe's left me new feedback on AW. I can't see the contents yet (it gets moderated) but maybe I haven't been ghosted after all. So maybe she will get back to me after all. I'm trying not to be too hopeful but god.
>>83342109He is still going. Stickier than HHL. Brilliant. I will start to impersonate him so this will never die.
>>83343112"I'm off to be falsely accused of murder in a world where I could easily have my innocence proven. I am from an incredibly wealthy family and I have NO END of money and resources at my disposal. I shall spend the next 13 years in a jail worse than death. Keep the incredibly illegal bike old boy, I'll pick it up when I need it. Only use it for transporting babies mind you."Bit of text you just have missed in the book lad.
>>83343140>She's left me new feedback on AW.This unironically sounds worse than dating sites.
>>83343158He doesn't say that thoughever
>>83343160>Small penis>Kept going down on me for some reason >Didn't even have to shag him this time but he still paid full price plus tip>Useful little pay piggie
>>83343160Like eBay for mongers
We get it lad the personas you create for your larps are more exciting than your dull life and you spend every waking hours playing lets pretend on the internet
>>83343174it's heavily implied.
>>83343174He did, Ive just finished the audiobooks. Stephen Fry said it in a very haughty voice, directly transpired.
>>83343180is this about my leaf?
>>83343189We are supportive of the leaf
>transpiredmongboy.jpg lad, judgement call?
>>83343199Leaf me alone I am ON ketamine
>>83343227i am jealous. just had two tramadols (well, one, really) but i'm not yet comfy.
Banned on Grindr ages ago for saying I want BBC. Apparently that's racist. I want to suck dick but I don't see how.
>>83343070Yes. Becky Whyte is her name. She has a really sexy voice too.
Ok so my escort feedback has been moderated on AW and I am quite pleased. She said I made her feel good on a few occasions. What does that mean? Is that a few occasions on both of my visits to date or a few occasions per occasion of my visit? What do you think?
>>83343160Why? It's nice, had escorts call me handsome on there
>>83343255Sounds a bit gay to me to be honestWhich is fineBut still a bit gay
I got negative feedback on there on account of me not sticking to the peanut only diet like I promised. It was fucking hard only eating peanuts for a couple of days I had a couple of cheat meals. Anyway after I shat in her mouth she could tell immediately and was horrified. I did feel a bit bad about it but I was paying for the pleasure so to say. Fuck it saw plenty of other prossies after that anyway.
>>83343304They just want your business - it means fuck all.
>>83343340Is a couple of cheat meals the same as a few cheat meals?
stephen fry put his hog in my wart
My favourite Sirius Black moment was when he and Harry arrived at that shack near the end of the third film and Snape said "Well if it isn't Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"
picture with father wissmas for de kiddies de lad? 50 pound a go, 49.99 if your a goth taking an ironic picture. free pickled wegg too
>making the poof house emblem a bearJOANNE NO
>>83343373Love that bit, gave me chills in the cinema
HARRY DID YA PUT YOUR COCK IN THE GOB OF FIRE? (GINNY)
>>83343374Not letting my tadpoles near a dirty old fucking nonce frogger like you.
>>83343374some strange oddities in this pic.for me it's the chair legs. my eyes just can't make sense of them.
>Uh JK are you sure there has to be a star of david on the floor of the bank run by big-nosed creatures?>Yes, it's essential to the plot.
i love breathing in the black mold on my walls and being a whiney cunt online
>>83343414filmed inside real bankthe star of david is actually on the floor of the bankmakes ya think
was Harry Potter the last trve children's classic?it'll be remembered the same way as The Hobbit or AT LEAST Roald Dahl's books. nobody is going to remember Darren Shan or those David Walliams books.
What should we call the black wizard, JK?TYRONE DINDU WEST SIDE HOMOCIDE TUPAC SHAKUR
>>83343374nasty fucked up Apu that is lad, it's not even pleasingly plump. Have notified SPACCA you're underfeeding him.
>>83343414>>83343436it's not a bank. it's Australia House in London, part of the Australian embassy.the six-sided star is not a Star of David. it's the original Commonwealth Star used to indicate the original six states of Australia.
>>83343464Fuck they got Australia as well
horrible vile piece of work
bit of an own goal for the anti-Rowling crowd, really.you think they'd be pleased. turns out there was nothing anti-semitic. she wrote greedy goblins because that's how the fairytale monsters are. simple as.instead people are utterly disappointed she isn't secretly a bigot. sad.
interracial breeding groundsbbcetc
This has got to be one of the funniest things an author has ever done.
>>83343448do you apply this kind of thinking universally?>blacksurprised you didn't say 'African American'.
>>83343474Stop wearing your mother's clothes and get a job, lad.
no amount of makeup can hide the ugly stink her face gives off. no amount of mascara can hide the hatred and bigotry seeping through her dead lifeless eyes. ugly thoughts and a vile personality really do show through on your face
black dick originallyor somethinidk
>>83343462hes a seether lad thats why he look like a meanie
should get some new bbc pics so im not repeating the same onesyou guys got requests for girls youd like to see from me in the future?
go on. say 'Cho Chang' is racist despite there being real Cho Changs living in Britain.go onnn.
>JK, you really can't call her Ching Chong. We've got to change it at least a little bit.
Absolutely brutal bumsesh that was. Me cheeks so sticky its like someone put glue in there. Can't wait for the tag team sesh on Saturday me arse going to look like chewed bubble gum.
back to work tomorrow yep ive beaten the cold flu thing i did it i fought it off x
>>83343504>you guys got requests for girls youd like to see from me in the future?Your mum.
>>83343505>despite there being real Cho Changs living in BritainSource?
>Louise Francoise Le Blanc de La Valliereso what if it's based on a real French name/historical figure? how can THE JAPANESE do this?!
>>83343494>ugly thoughts and a vile personalityThis isnt tinder de lad
Remember the great ID fear of 2025? What a scary time.
>>83343550Grim old woman skin.
I wish that British people didnt hate trans people
Now he's pretending to be a forrin. Yank is it? Doesn't happen on other brit generals.
I got raped and the guy gave me an antibiotic resistant infection. Im not well
>>83343556Somewhere in Japan there's a Joanne Rowring who came up with that name.
I just put my contact lenses in and now i tore my cornea, it hurts a lot
>>83343573struggle bumsesh
>>83343573Men can't be raped though? Have they changed that recently?
>>83343555sure thing me lad/lass/otherhttps://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/U8_x8zC4Cc6bmW_lrExMETMYhDA/appointmentsthis is just ONE example. you can search the electoral register for others (visit your local library). >Nationality>South Koreanwow. way to be racist against Koreans, South Korea.
>>83343559Cor gis a kiss on my girlcock little lid xx
>>83343586Ask your dad if you want to speak to an expert on rape
>>83343587That particular Cho Chang has left the country, but I accept your general point because there are other Cho Chang directors who are still here. Fair play lad.
Had me afternoon naps now watching some YouTubes. Been a womfy day asides from the heartburn.
britfeel is where the british glowniggers come to sulk about their impotence across 4chan and share cuck porn with each other kek
My eye hurts so much
>>83343601Nice one lad you really got me there
>>83343574at the end of the day, we are all one race, the human race x
>>83343607Gchq arent sending they best
>>83343619they are very fat
>>83343612>you really got me thereI always hit the spot girl
i'd think all the porn shite is just trolling/gimmicks (even by internet pervert standards) if it wasn't for HHL. he's a real-life person i can put a face to. scary.
>>83343628That explains why they call it a honey pot
After i got out of prison i was sexually assaulted in the HMO
>>83343619Sounds like GCHQ's best would fit right in on 4chanhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14k3xlj6rpo>Hasaan Arshad, 25, was on secondment to the communications agency when he took his work mobile phone into a top secret area and connected the device to a workstation.>The Manchester University student downloaded the names of spies and risked exposing 17 colleagues in August 2022, the Old Bailey heard. >He also admitted two charges of making an indecent photograph of a child in relation to 40 category A images and four category B images found on his personal phone following his arrest.And for that extra yookay touch>son of a local councillor from Rochdale
>>83343650Sounds like Poley. Why are they all like this?
>>83343657>Why are they all like this?Cool it there buddy.
>>83343650Gchq.Quintessentially British
>>83343647>HMOHis Majesty's Orifice?
Been really gegging for a trans gf lately. Not an ugly man looking one. An actual passable tranny.
>>83343669Their internships literally don't allow white applicants, for three years running. Clearly it's working wonders for them.
more drawings
>>83343695How about Lexi?
Didn't GCHQ have a freemason lodge created for them, and the head off the lodge was a NONCE? Something to do with the paedophile information exchange? Bit weird that isn't it?
>>83343720>move aside Karen. in my new life as a real woman I shall be known as Lexxxi Desiree Suspiria Belatrix La Rouge de ChampagneEvery time
Fritz Lang's N
>>83342342Zimmy did, but he's the only one I can think of that proved it.
>>83343762Die Nibelungen? DVDlad's favourite film. Hitler's too. No coincidence.
>cool names were already 'stripper names'>now they're trans names tooaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dad my name is Scarlet Bianca Pandora now im a girl
>>83343777didnt know names were trans i thought everyone had names
>>83343765Who is that. Not heard of them
>>83343789nah pal trans people invented everything.
Got them steelbooks on tap! Don't usually go in for steelbooks, does my tits in when they're the only option like these two and Taxi Driver.
Our lad starts his new job today at Asda. A new horizon is shining for Tom Boyd.
Nice to meet you I'm Celeste Moonbeam. I'm a girl but I put my penis into a metal tube and stick rubber horse cocks into my anus on twitter for 200 bucks a month on OF.
Popped a tenner on a betting site, and I'm up to 27.11. Woohoo. Was just looking at greyhounds while watching TV, and there was a dog called scarlet pink, and as I saw that, a woman was on TV wearing a pink jumper. Shoved a quid on the dog to win (10/1) and it won. Nice little 11 pound return.
6'4" man with a Neanderthal brow ridge and a 5 o'clock shadow wearing a dress and demanding to enter the women's toilets
>>83343804Ah yes, the man who it cost the store more to have him employed than he made up in value from him 'working'.
can't even have electricity these days without it passing through a transformer.
>>83343598Lol some lore about this dude, he was a trans taxi driver who won 4 million on a scratch card and died a few years later, he had a lesbian girlfriend who presumably got the money, was a bit sus
Samuel if you want to be Ophelia you can get a job move out and do it in your OWN house
>>83343795A personality who hooked up with a woman and is now raising her sprog.
i just cant stop thinking about trans people. i HAVE to talk about them every day. i have to think about what genitals they have and what rooms they are peeing in. i just cant stop thinking about women peeingmy wife left me and took the kids and it's all because of trans
J K Rowling is one of the most clear headed women on the subject of Trans. Her logic is flawless, her reach is massive and she's a hot mommy, which trans women (males) fetishists will never be able to deal with.Moreso just after a shower she smells feminine, after your tannies smell you're still smelling like a man, meaty smelling armpits, it's unmistakable.JK rowling destroys all drag queens and trannys.It's pathetic how mentally ill fetishists writhe and scream into the void.The rope awaits.
help its been 17 years since i felt the touch of a woman. its all because of the trans people. i cant stop thinking about them and now women wont reply to my messages
A 6'6" 294 lbs biological male charged for aggravated rape, appears in court with a shaved head, a handlebar mustache, a gingham dress and painted nails, telling the judge that he can't go to a men's prison because it would be bad for his menol elf (mate my gender identity innit mate?).The judge agrees. Sometime later, for totally unrelated reasons, there are a number of rapes at a nearby women's prison.
watching the P diddy documentary
Had a 4x lush Toby Carvery for lunch today. Forgot to take a picture of the plate but it was king sized and piled up high with everything on it. Gammon and turkey as the meats. Absolutely LUSH.
But seriously what the fuck did the BBC mean by this? They actually got an intern to open up the picture in Paint and fill-can the hand black?
>>83343795Personality who was around here some months ago. Married and insprogged a black lass. The response was as expected a la>>83343828
Can't even enjoy a packet of monster munch without a little black fella on front of the bag. Grim.
sometimes i sit outside the womens bathroom and ask all the women about their genitals before they can go in. i'm just really concerned for their safety but they don't seem to appreciate my enthusiasm for their toilet visits. how do we stop trans?
>>83343838Troonsisters... not like this...
>>83343343Well then, I guess she will see me again?
>>83343832t.>"ignore me, I'm a mentally ill freak just let me go in the little girls room! If you don't then you are WEIRD!"the rope awaits you.
>>83343841>Sometime later, for totally unrelated reasons, there are a number of rapes at a nearby women's prison."Women arrested after incident at women's prison. Police have pleaded for the public not to speculate"
really not sure what's going on with the thread.if this is some silly raid please stop i am begging you to have a heart ;_;
>>83343848I guarantee that somewhere in some arcane book of regulations that the beeb runs on there will be a line that says something like 'a minimum of 50% of all pictures across all articles that include human being must be black'. Then some editor was doing the regular article checks, saw that the metrics were just below 50% and decided to last minute change the hand to black to fit their KPIs.
>>83343863Scary post this
>>83343828Oh yeah I remember him now. He used to post pictures of 'his' sprog here. I couldn't raise another man's sprog myself, but fair play to him if he's content with the setup.
>>83343883Indeed lad. Not for me, that
trollers just riling people up to hide the truth about the triangles
>>83343871Someone decided that having every single other thread on this website being dedicated to being trans wasn't enough and it had to be bought here too.
just got kicked out of my local for following a woman into the toilets. i really care about womens safety it was for her own good that i put my hand up her skirt but she called me a creep and i got kicked outi cant fucking believe it lads the worlds gone mad
>>83343848>blacked up
saucer = Hollywood inventiontriangle= occurs in ancient artworks, eyewitness accounts, modern videos
>>83343863It's very easy to tell without looking at their genitals, believe it or not
>>83343848When the BBC does it it's progressive, but the second I get out the shoe polish I'm the bad guy. Try and make that one make sense.
>>83343848Fake and gay desutbh
for me it's wandering around in a Biore charcoal face mask.you do just have to sit with it on, what are they going to do, reinvent charcoal to be green?
>>83343937>Fake and ga-ACK!https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12446935/Why-did-BBC-manipulate-genuine-photograph-white-voters-hand-make-black.html
The vile cowards at the care home are trying to poison R Timmy.
how does 0.1% of the population take up 99% of our brains, lads? how do they do it? i live and breathe Trans. i'm always reading about them in the news and posting about them on britfeelI'm not Trans though i just think they need to be stopped
change the record. or else.
just want Christmas over and done with.
life is kinda alright x
>>83343915We get it lad you really need access to the little girls toilets
>>83343973I'm on your side lad. I just really hate women especially the trans ones because they don't reply to my messages
i am the famous detective, Hemlock Shades.you may ask me one (1) question.
What's the ideal age to have a sprog?
>>833439880. fortunately, they come out that way.
y'all better out 'em high now. y'all hearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCNtgMfnl8A
>>83343988Never, so you can retain your high status well into your 40s.
It's a shame rTimmy isn't getting the care he deserves. Even HHL gets treated better by his Congolese carers.
Me? Work 4 days a week, dip my knob in mentally unstable chubby birds th 5th day, play vidya all day the 6th day, lie in and watch shite on youtube all day the 7th day.It's really not that hard to suss life out, lads.
>>83343998Is that a woman? What genitals does she have. Can I see proof I need to check what room she is peeing in.
>>833439889 months, anything younger could have issues, anything older is a bit weird.
>>83343988Assuming you're in a relationship, I'd say mid 20s as you should ideally have a stable income by that age.
>>83343877Literally this. There's a blacks and women KPI. It's on a spreadsheet with red, yellow and green boxes just like your team leader at call centre purgatory.If you listen to the radio a lot you will notice every program about anything, history or science or art or anything, always has to have at least 25% of its runtime devoted to the presenters going WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN
saw this on holiday, 2001 or so.lights cycled through different rainbow colours and then it disappeared. nobody has ever been able to explain.
>>83344042Anti-fascism and anti-racism are the two foundational pillars of the British state in the current year. Literally everything it ever does is in some way related to it either directly or indirectly. It is religious in nature and has no limiting principle. The people at the top are selected for their adherence to it and they would (and demonstrably do) happily consider decline in material prosperity, liberty and safety as worthwhile, arguably even necessary trade-offs to achieve these goals.
>>83344086Were you on drugs lad? Sounds like you were on drugs.
if everything was progressing towards something, something would have happened by now.people need to stop living in fiction and give reality a try.
Think he may be gone for good lids. Twolls won the war.
>Were you on drugs? Like no seriously are you high? You HAVE to be on drugs right now. Are you on weed?
>>83344135>>83342238can someone shoop these images together? thanks.
>>83344143he didn't ask that, though. but present tense yeah i'm on drugs. just wasn't on drugs in Spain, 2001.>wot if it's all an evil demon creating false memories in the martix!!!oh well.
>>83344100The reason it does is this is the part people don't like to hear. It does this specifically, and deliberately, to make sure there is no possibility of a popular left wing worker's movement growing.It's not the left that's doing any of this. It's all a psyop to make sure you hate the very idea of the left, so that nothing threatens the establishment's wealth and status.
>>83344014don't think trannies had been invented back then
>>83343988I had my first at 33 and I'd say that's a touch too late.
>>83344164The fuck are you talking about mate? It's almost a joke how many people in politics were literally in communist youth groups in uni and/or are still in socialist societies and openly call themselves as such. If you think the overall trend of British governance is anything other than the tedious creep of gay race communism I don't really know what to tell you.
>>83344100The "Pools closed" nigga in the back, lmao.
It my human right to use rape counselling service for women. I am a survivor x I experience SA x open the door ladies x
Have every fucking right to ask for free water at a York pub.
>>83344164while i do believe there is some intentional divide-and-conquer going on, the broader left does a really good job of eating its own.
kinell lads, living rent free in a few little lads heads this afternoon lol
>>83344190You've swallowed their bait hook line and sinker lad. You probably think trannies were a real thing that developed on their own. Trannies were invented by the CIA in the 60s to destroy social democracy and bring in neo-liberalism.
If no one gives me free water at a pub, they will be in breach of their licensing condirions. Remember that when I sue every fucking pub.
Not content with dolly spam, he's now pulled out the dolly impersonator gimmick. Blimey.
>>83344199if the women-only women at Beira's Place in Edinburgh don't like women going in there, maybe they should stop going outside.
It my human right to be in this toilet. Shut up you little fucking slag. Sex is bimodal. You can change 4/6 characteristics that constitute biological sex.
It's my right to carry a loaded penis into places where women take off their underwear, maybe they feel sexy without them? and they will be turned on by a man standing nearby! then ill show everyone who called me a "sissy faggot" in school who can fuck!It's not my choice to be trans! And it's not my choice to rape with my penis in womens toilets!
>>83344220do you prefer Discord to here?do you prefer Discord itself to other platforms/services/whatever?something actually sad when people "move on" imo
>>83344228True. Trannies are a mind virus the government invented, deployed, and then it was way more effective than they ever thought it would be and now they can't get it back under control
>>83344241>Sex is bimodal.i DIDN'T agree until this image: >>83343927i have round facial features so i suspect i am somewhere slightly down on the curve. the feminine spectrum, if you will.
the CIA doesn't need to invent anything at this point. conspiracy nonsense
wops fell out with her trans friend. Reckon she kept trying it on with her. Now she's sponsoring wops football club. Real stalker behaviour.
place military research on the same level as academic research and you're on to something. it's un-scientific to have biases otherwise.
counsel estate. lmao
>>83344264It's really a parallel with the themes of The Terminator (1984), a dangerous killing raping machine (males) are covered in human skin (womens clothing) to infiltrate society and turn the saviours of the future (children) into mental meat popsicles (trans kids) so Terminators can run the world.Trans menace.We are all John Connor.
>>83344269Let me in or I tell media x
a racist van driverblimey
Forgot the picture of my new Steelbooks earlier. CORRRRRR! I know you all love a good DVD update. Almost as much as you love a surprise visit from Poley.
i would never drive a racist vantoo reliant on fissol fuels
Been pushed gents toilets all me life x
used to main Noob Saibot on Mortal Kombat Trilogy for the N64still have the scar to prove it
Religions are just so patently absurd it truly boggles the mind how people can TRULY believe it.
>>83344390Stigmata
>>83344164This is my favourite cope of leftoids who aren't quite as insane as the leading ones. They try to tie themselves in knots saying that the things that only leftists rabidly endorse is actually a secret plot by rightoids, because surely a leftist would never say or believe anything dumb?>It's almost a joke how many people in politics were literally in communist youth groups in uni and/or are still in socialist societies and openly call themselves as suchThis is correct btw, what's the answer to that? Were those actually MK-Ultra style rightoid brainwashing programmes? How could these policies remain as the main goal of every leftist party in the west if nobody actually supports it?
Puts his trip on to act smug to say that he's "owned the chuds" this is a man in his 40s btw
Women deserve to fear men. I'll always make them fearful if I see a lone one on late night walk.
>>83344413i miss Moni.
>>83344413Who the fuck are you even talking about lad?
>>83344392I'm disgusted by religion. How the fuck can you choose to believe the word of a "special man" who god talked to over just like accepting there might be one God and just address them how you wish and keep your trap shut about it instead of seeking power over others by telling them about your relationship with God.Religious types are extremely homosexual.
>>83344414foolish modern attitude. nobody ''deserves'' anything.
>>83344390I 100% completed Mario party 1 a while ago and the hand hurting mini games are greatly exaggerated, besides I'm not breaking a 29 year old controller over 10 coins in a silly mini game.
>>83344359Bollocks, vans can't be racist. He's a normal van driver.
Here comes the "We need your ID to make sure you're of age" era. People like me will flip.
SomeONE is making a right fucking mess of britfeel today. I know who you are and I'm very, very disappointed in you. Naughty boy.
Had a wrustlers quarter pound burger from Aldi. It's called quicksters but it tastes the same and is pretty good.
The song that finally broke Shippyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anlghGgWuAs
Escortmong still around or no?
>>83344461i can taste the difference between rustlers and quicksters but i still like them both
Another rape and we just continue to welcome these monsters with open arms. You're all mugs.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15366767/Two-Afghan-migrants-four-people-charged-raping-teenage-girl-Bristol.html
>>83344459It's bmong
>>83344458i don't have valid government-issued ID. what are they going to do, deport me? back to Teesside...?
>>83344501They don't care. Nobody in power cares. They literally consider all the rapes and murders and sexual assaults and general low level petty crime to be 'worth it' to keep these people here.
>>83344513I don't ever have any ID on me. I will not bend over and take digital ID because I wouldn't be able to prove myself anyway. It's like they want me to stay unemployed.
So I had a look and of the 2000 or so DVDs and Blu-rays I own, only SIX are steelbooks. Mad. Top middle is Convoy for the plebs. Kino Sam Peckinpah film.
For fuck sake, dont mention IDs. He'll have a hide fit again.
>>83344539Only steel book I have is BioShock 1 on the Xbox 360. Really nice design but they're a gimmick mostly.
>>83344537hear hear lad. left wing, right wing, up wing, down wing... doesn't matter. here in this country we have RIGHTS and FREEDOMS and i am NOT handing over my data to the database state.
Inbetweeners is a bit shit, isn't it?
>>83344490Yeah, I went round to her place after she cancelled and it started to rain. I can beleive i did that, what is wrong with me?Anyway i'm sheltering in the bin outside her front door waiting for her to come out, I bought flowers but an too nervous to knock to door to give them to her as a measure of my platonic friendship.I might book her this weekend.
>>83344539Aeon Flux was a 15?! Seems a bit much, I remember it being quite tame.
>>83344550Yeah I always try to hold out for a cheaper regular edition but sometimes I spot a decent bargain or as in the case with Glory, only the Steelbook had Dolby Vision which is total bollocks.
>>83344539Have seen taxi driver, convoy and sesevenen. Is aeonflux worth watching or is it just matrixera nonsense?
>>83344505It's fucking not lol. I made one post, this one during the 50+ that got made about the situation. Can't we all just get along?
DVD lad have you seen Petite Maman?
>>83344539>Aeon Fluxremember liking this, obvious 2000s rubbish but there was the DNA of a good idea in there. so that led me to the rather decent cartoon and the surprisingly good PS2 game.
>>83344501The girls in Bristol and elsewhere need to shut their mouths for the good of #Diversity!These are doctors and engineers and they make yummy food and even if they'll never be usefully employed you have to remember Afghanistan was colonised by Britain so they deserve to come here and do crime.
Ruthmong thoughts on Balders Gate 3?
BRISTOL = MENTIONEDBest city in the UK. Absolutely love it
>>83344555nah. i was 16 at the time, and some elitist part of my brain KNEW (just knew)>this is Peep Show for kids.but as an adult i respect the differences. good slice of 2000s teenage awkwardness, classic sitcom stuff that gets a laugh out of me.(besides, trve hipsters know Peep Show is just gen x Withnail & I.)
>>83344534>They literally consider all the rapes and murders and sexual assaults and general low level petty crime to be 'worth it' to keep these people here.It seems clear that they actually think it's a good thing, and is some kind of deserved common ethnic punishment. Leftists are at the point of openly admitting this now that it's obvious that these people aren't the economic rocket fuel they've been claiming they are for decades.
>>83344584Never played it. I don't play many rpgs or rts.
any doxed personalities want a christmas card? ill look you up in the archive, no need to dox yourselves again.
>>83344590I don't know how to exist in Bristol without being monged off my tits on drugs. Am going there for new years day party me, drugs drugs drugs.
>>83344567It's worth a watch if you like that kind of slop and Charlise Theron is fit as fuck in it.>>83344574I have indeed. Don't like it as much as Water Lilies or Portrait of a Girl on Fire but still good.>>83344578Did you ever play the Bungie game Oni?
>>83344584They don't have the technology to run complex graphical games such as Balders Gate 3 over there, Turks are still playing manic miner and Horace and the Spiders.
is Bristol the gay one or the farmer one?
>>83344590There is no good city in the UK, they're all dogshit.
>>83344611He is British. I think he is from the south of England.
>>83344604i'll just take the dosh, thanks (posted my Monero address twice)
>>83344619Both really
>>83344619Brighton is the gay one.
Personally I started watching Inbetweeners before it really blew up with season 3 and the films. I was the target demographic at the time and I honestly really like it. Great cast and funny situations. The films are a bit naff in comparison, especially the second one. Interested in what the revival will be like.Friday Night Dinner is the better Simon Bird comedy.
>>83344620York is a good city.
>He is British. I think he is from the south of EnglandSameturk mong
>>83344609Water Lilies is good. It's just a real annoyance finding the UK DVD at a good price.
fuck's sake i did today's Wordle but forgotcould've cleared cookies but i clicked the button to see it, didn't i?
Bristol is good if you like ketamine or live music but that's about it
>the south of EnglandWe just call it the south
>>83344630nah its just cards, sorry lad, gl.
>>83344653And clubnights, to take ketamine at. Alongside all the other drugs. Yeah that's what I think of when I think Bristol.
miss Monimiss pee girlmiss eva6miss Cronamiss Arbroathy
>>83344665Jungle nightsYessss lad x
>>83344669what about homles chan brownie lass tilde and truckerbot?
>>83344649Don't own any of her films physically other that Portrait of a Girl. I'd love Mubi or Curzon or something to do a box set but then again I don't particularly like Girlhood at all. Probably cause it is about blacks. A bit racist sometimes, me.>>83344669Poley can do one I once got a very long ban for threatening to kill him. Nonce freak.
>>83344657A Scottish or Welsh person would probably say it that way.
>>83344669RapistThinks he's edgy for taking drugsCompulsive liarKarate chops people Frozen spunk
I'll be depending on you lads on Christmas Day. Got no one but you lads all day.
Nothing more British than a Bumsesh.
>>83344703same. just you lads and a bottle of whiskey
gonna fap to bbc on xmas
>>83344703I'll be here, going down mums a few days before and i managed to not get roped into cooking three meals a day for a woman with dementia who ive never met from 22dec to 3rd jan... i finally stood up for myself.
>Karate chops people
Nought wrong with a cheeky karate chop I reckon, especially to a foids cunt.
on that blacked grindset right now
>>83344732me too, I fear
>>83344744stop posting this you perverted freak.
oh noes porn on 4chan oh noes again and runs away
>>83344252No strong feelings either way lad, all just for procrastinating and laughs really>>83344413'kinell lad lol
>>83344738Had a melty and threatened to kung fu karate chop lads. He's about 7 foot tall as well its a credible threat.
>>83344764it's a SFW thread (honorary)
>>83344490Yeah I'm here.It's been 24 hours since her last text to me saying "I will message you in a few days with some options :)"So I guess that's day 1 done. I'm hopeful she responds on Thursday 11th but my stomach keeps churningWhat this whole escort business has taught me is that I have a terrible fear of abandonment
>>83344768>No strong feelings either way lad, all just for procrastinating and laughs reallyfair enough. it is all just words at the end of the day.me, don't like riling people up. but maybe i'm the no-fun sad sack here. i USED to have strong feelings. not sure where they went.
>>83344773its a playpen for babbymen
i am a babbyman and i do not wish to see pornographic images.
29 Yous itt. I dare say a few nerves were touched lol. All in good fun.
Eating a pack of Jelly Babies. Had a bag a day for about a week now. Love being a chumba.
i do not measure my worth by (You)s.i do not have any worth.
If this bothers you, then you are racist.
29 for me too. Not a bad haul I'd say. Let's see if I can beat it next time.
>>83344501you need to wait on the beach and knack them when they come off
>>83344828Me neither lad, the comment about riling people up just made me check.
>>83344760Do you also like to chant 'black lives matter' over and over again while you cum?
My cock looks huge flaccid but it doesn't grow much when erect. Any other lads in the same boat?
>>83344832Doesn't bother me at all I'm just not attracted to black people.
stop possting pornographies of any race
>>83344682Techno for me lad but for sure there's a crossover there.
>>83344851I'm the opposite it's like 1 or 2 inches flaccid but a decent six inches erect. Do women understand the grower phenomenon? Feel like they all expect men to have massive flaccid cocks which frankly seems uncomfortable.
>>83341930Fucking gay spastic, all you do is take drugs and post stupid cats
>>83344814>29 Yous itt. I dare say a few nerves were touched lol. All in good fun.Trip on bn
What's with this general, I'm reading through to try and learn bongland internet slang but you're all yapping about trannies and blacked porn Is it because of the amount of jeets in the u kay?
>>83344871>all you do is take drugs and post stupid catsnoi drunk pop
29 Yous itt. I dare say a few nerves were touched lol. I forgot how shit my life is for a bit, All in good fun.
>>83344885brits are degeneratewe love bbc
>>83344856Ded from too much gross porn disease
>>83344885Our resident JEET only cares about DVDs thank you very much.
>>83344891Some good deals on Amazon rn for pop. Got that Dandelion and Burdock me.
>>83344885>to try and learn bongland internet slangbizarre hobby. i ought to cobble you right in the gullivers.
>>83344913>>83344913baked
>>83344894Guessing I rattled you at some point today lol
>>83344909corrrr there is 'n'all.ordering some, me.
>>83344934Based liddandelion and burdock is the true patrician pop of choiceother than irn bru and barr bubblegum of course
*mogs your favourite fizzy drink*
Fizzy drinks are crap. I never drink them.Cats are also shit.
>>83344915right in the gullivers? that's a bit wild that's for true
>>83345000Not as good as the full sugar root beer you get in America. Mad how much sugar the Yanks use in their drinks.
Won't be bothering with another thread tonight
How often do you lads wash your bed covers and sheets? For me it's once per week.
save yourself a post by printing this off and looking at it, any time you want
Education? School of hard knocks lol x
Can you prove you've wound anyone up?
>>83344915>bizarre hobbyYou don't like language? I mean stuff like >>83344934. It's barely comprehensible but I want to
Can't believe 15 year old girls are out shagging all the time. Mad to think about
a nice anon on /tv/ linked me to this sand gamehttps://sandboxels.r74n.com/i am having fun with the sand game
>>83345032Every two to three to four weeks
>>83345078That is a fun game lid, I made a right mess of it and set it all on fire. Thoroughly enjoyable.
>>83345118>I made a right mess of it and set it all on fire. same. it just our nature.
>>83344602You should. It's literally your kind of game.
>>83344584Baldur's Gay 3 is gay.
