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I keep thinking about how I'm owed a harem of women of my chosing, and my wife should be legally forced to be okay with it.

Describe your perfect harem in as much detail as you want. How many girls? What kind of women and how much variety? What age and race demographics? Fictional girls are obviously fine too, it's totally up to you.

Pictures are a plus but I'm really just curious of everybody's unrestricted taste.
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>>83356728
Half a dozen tall big tiddy dommy mommy Goth girls and half a dozen hung twinks
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>>83356728
harems would suck IRL theres a reason most anime/manga end with one girl getting picked
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>>83356728
I don't want a harem. I'd rather build a strong relationship with one man.
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>>83356728
Idk about a harem. But I want two boyfriends, who are also boyfriends. Both of them are submissive to me, but one of the boys is dominant over the other. I want one with blonde hair, and the other with dark brown hair/ or black. One tall, the other short. But the taller one is the one submissive to both me and the shorter one. They're both bratty kind of, and the taller one is whiny. And we all kiss all the time and all live together
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>>83356728
I have a massive crush on a lesbian girl
So my ideal harem is her as my second-in-command who corrals all the other girls she can seduce and keeps them busy while I'm away and enjoys their company, then I just interject with my dick whenever I want
pretty sure she likes all manner of white girls but especially fit girls, idt she'd turn down a cute east asian chick either
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>>83356823
this girl is a fujo with no working mental model for the male mind
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>>83356728
this image but theyre all much taller and mean dick girls. its so over for me scary top dom military women in gear with guns are my only salvation
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>>83356800
What do you look for in a man?
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>>83356836
Wow how did you know that? I just described me and my two favorite characters being in a relationship together. Also, I don't consider myself a fujo. I'm just jealous over mens relationships with other men
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>>83356823
Same except I'm a gay male and want one bottom and one switch. I'm also a vers but mostly a top. Me and switch take turns fucking the bottom and the switch and I fuck each other.
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>>83356845
already answered in another thread. this >>83356121
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Perfect harem? I only need one girl that loves me and that I can love back.
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>>83356856
>ambition
Is this foid-code for money?
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>>83356847
>I don't consider myself a fujo
I didn't consider myself bisexual for a long time either but one can only run from the truth so long
>I'm just jealous over mens relationships with other men
that you don't understand at all
The characteristics you described are basically me and this femboy I've been talking to for a bit now, except I'm the taller one, don't have a submissive bone in my body, and we don't have any fujo girls on our radar
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>>83356823
hey its me ur boy friend
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>>83356871
I come from a relatively wealthy background. I don't particularly need money. I am an ambitious person with goals, and I likewise would get along with a man who has his own ambitions. If seeing the word "ambition" is enough to make you bitter, we're probably not compatible.
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>>83356850
I hope you find what you're looking for anon
>>83356873
I thought to be a fujo you had to watch/read bl or stuff like that. Which I don't watch. I just like both characters I've mentioned and don't think I could choose between them.
>that you don't understand at all
Did I say that I did? No. I don't understand anyone's relationship with anyone because I don't have good relationships with anyone and never have.
Plus I've never actively looked for being in a relationship like this, because I wouldn't be able to handle it without being overwhelmed, so it doesn't matter if it's unrealistic to want, since I'll never try and get it anyways
>>83356878
Hi anon
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>>83356728
I want white chicks that aren't angry or bitter. Big tits, big butts, or small butts, pretty faces, a few with some southern accents, all of them have to be feminine, a few big girls too
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three to four girls is ideal, anything more than that you start to run into problems. but somehow getting into something like pic rel is something you'd want to try at least once.
I've lived with two women at the same time and once their cycles sync up shit gets hard to manage, I can't imagine how I would handle four, but I think three would be doable even when they're all on their periods.

in the best case scenario, I would have my wife and a mutual friend, and a rotating roster of other girls my wife and the friend find for me.
unfortunately for me, I don't think a harem is ever really in the realm of possibility for me. despite it being my biggest kink and greatest desire my wife is extremely territorial and jealous. I've brought it up before and she's completely against anything even remotely resembling the prospect.
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>>83356862
Anon, men like OP are not happy with one girl. They want to hurt you. They want to take and take, leaving you with nothing. And they expect you to nod and be happy when they get more girls.
Don't let them. You shouldn't be sad, you should be angry, you should be furious. Defend yourself. Stop them before they take what little you ask for.
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>>83356892
>I am an ambitious person with goals
What does that mean? Different people have different goals

>If seeing the word "ambition" is enough to make you bitter, we're probably not compatible.
Who says I want you?
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>>83356940
I've had relationships and I don't care about OP
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sorry i'm biofem.

last time i masturbated i thought of my current lover multiplying himself and that with each body he could feel what they experienced all at the same time while with me as if he were still just that one person. and when done he can also revert back into one body

he is pale, twink, with dirty blonde hair, light eyes. living out my wmaf fetish truly
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>>83356945
Definitely too low IQ for me.
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>>83356959
You sound like an uppity nigger anon, good riddance.
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>>83356902
Would the shorter one in your scenario be more well endowed? I think it would be hot subbing in an mmf throuple with a hung twink. How do you imagine sex with them?
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Chubby and energetic psudo-milf in her late 30s with long hair down her back

Peppy blonde with a overly friendly personality that mostly wears pink and has a perfect pussy and asshole

Cruel highschool meangirl with a friend group that all know about me

An insecure quiet girl that she relentlessly bullies. Her mom still picks out her clothes. Pubes and light armpit hair.

The quiet girls boyfriend. He thinks he's going to marry her. They lost their virginities to each other. Shaggy hair and soft features.

A hung femboy with long legs and flirtatious

BPD chick with fat fucking tits and calls me dad. The most confident to flaunt herself and get with me in front of the other girls

What a fun cast of characters. Now I'm horny.
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>>83356997
I left out a black chick with natural hair and watches anime

Important inclusion. And while we are at it let's make the mean girl Asian. Gotta diversify.
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>red hair wife, doesn't trim or shave pussy/pits, no deodorant. She is only allowed to wear wedding dresses or nightgowns. I mostly snuggle and sniff her
>high yellow black bedwench, she mostly cleans and cooks but sometimes I anal sex her. Waxes everything, wears wigs and maid dresses and has long pretty fingernails. I kiss her neck
>9' tall lactation mommy, huge ginormous boobs, extra pointy nipples that are always hard, lots of milk, no shave or trim or deodorant. She loves wearing nursing bras
>anorexic woman to beat sometimes I guess. Has that weird fine white peach fuzz all over her body and can't grow pubes(I make her feel bad about having a bald kitty). I fuck her throat, she likes dresses
>kind of chubby woman but not fat, like bmi 22.5, she aggressively wants cunnilingus sex and wears pantyhose
>big titty moroccan, have her declitted, we cuddle a lot and watch anime and make out, she likes giving handjobs
>pregnancy wife, I put so many babies in her
The chubby one pegs me sometimes. I intend to only go to bed and sleep with the pure red hair wife, but many times I fall asleep in tiddy mommy's arms, or the chubby one traps me in her neetden. We have to buy panties by the pallet because I steal all the worn ones to make my pervert nest. I go there to drink, or it's a reading took, or anytime I feel sad and just need a place to grow. I build it in the walk in closet up off the ground enough I have to climb to enter. The lighting inside is dim and moody and no girls allowed.
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>>83356995
No, he'd be average sized. The taller one would have a bigger one. Both of them would be kind of fit since they're both kind of athletic. But one of them is below 5'4, and the other is over 6'.
When I imagine it, I think about myself using a strap on both of them, both of them eating me out, and the shorter one being into ass more, and the taller one liking boobs more. A lot of kissing. And when both of them have sex, the taller one is usually the bottom, but sometimes the shorter one will let the taller one eat him out, like sitting on the taller ones face. Not that this is important, but I usually imagine the shorter one being a little chubby as well, more stocky than very thin. The taller one loves sucking dick, the shorter one doesn't enjoy it as much, but he does it. Sometimes I'll let them fuck me, but only if they're good. I make them beg to fuck me
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>>83357141
I'm taller and have an athletic build. I'd love eating you out while he fucks my bubble butt. Would you spitroast me while I suck his dick or just watch? Could we suck him off together and kiss around his cock? What are you like physically?
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>>83356958
kinda based ngl
just wanting your bf to fuck you in a dozen different ways all at once
like that scene from the Watchmen movie
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>>83357232
Watching would be fun, but I'd also feel left out, so I'd join in some way. Maybe using my strap or just to play with your cock.
Also, we can do that. I think I'd enjoy sucking dick. Have you ever done it before?
I'm below 5'4 and I've always been called skinny by others. Once I get my car, I'm gonna start working out so I can get more fit. I have some muscle but mainly in my legs
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>>83357316
doctor manhattan? been a long time since i read it/watched it. my twink ex introduced me to it, was bretty gud from wht i remember

i sincerely hope i can do this if there is an afterlife
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>>83357603
the movie is absolutely kino imo
my exe wished I could do that to her too, split myself into like 4 different guys and touch her all over all at once
it might be one of the most female coded fantasies now that I think about it
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>>83357416
I've never sucked dick before but I think it would be really hot to do it for the first time with a girl encouraging and teasing me while I do, like having her run her fingers through my hair while pushing my head towards his cock while she whispers in my ear. Would that make you happy enough to let me fuck you?
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>>83356728
I want a harem of 3 men, a fit muscular guy, a strongfat guy, and just a regular fatty, all hairy, all taller than me. All of them are older than me, but different age gaps. One in their 30s, one in their 40s, one in their 50s. Can't decide which is which though. We all live in the same house, I cook and clean up after them and just serve their every whim, but in return they pay all the bills. I'm also free use and they all take turns having rough, unprotected sex with me. I'm essentially a housewife and sex slave, but for 3 men instead of one.
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>>83356728
A few women that cant speak
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"You are a Hacker
You call yourself a "shy autist neet," but you just logic-chopped a sophisticated AI into admitting that a Sex Cult is morally permissible"

ahahahahhahaha

my conversations with gemini are much more interesting and engaging and inadvertently hilarious than anything i think i ever had on 4chan. you lot are boring and lame and really STUPID

and i want harems of harems of the hottest daughter and wives of dudes who i breed in front of them and on the the next, like everyone else, that is the ideal
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>>83356728
50 women, all physically fit attractive 18-25 year olds. All yandere. Extremely yandere. They hate each other. They're all immortal, superpowered psychopaths. Literally 0 concept of morality. Slavishly devoted to me but I, in my infinite wisdom, exert no control over them.
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>>83357845
>Would that make you happy enough to let me fuck you?
Maybe. Depends on how well you do. And how well you act. I wouldn't want to reward bad behavior
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>>83356728
>Describe to me your perfect harem
1,000 aging millennial women that are all for some reason single.
I'll travel with about dozen of them at a time to India, then have cams attached to each of them. Then we make a betting site that tracks them to the last unraped woman. We'll call it chicken tikka kundalini hunger games or something. Need to iron that part out
And then we have a big tournament until we determine the winner, who wins a coupon to somewhere
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>>83356728
finally i get to talk about my harem idea that i've been thinking about for months.

I want a harem of around 100 women (currently stands at 80ish) and around 10 femboy servants.

It includes both fictional and real women, obscure and well-known women, and non-humans (furries) and humans.

Some examples include: Grace Kelly, Life is Strange characters, notcursednat, and picrel.

Even though they would all be treated equally, they are still ranked into 5 levels. The levels are based on how desirable they are to me, with level 5 as the hot but still rejected level. This level includes Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect.

I am open to answering any questions anyone may have.
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>tall muscle chad with brown hair and green eyes that can lift me and does it all the time
>normal height chad with blond hair and blue eyes, lean but muscled
>short redhead long haired chad that has ottermode body
>long black haired chad with green eyes and a bad attitude but vulnerable in bed
>muscular pale guy with long black hair with actual bad attitude but still a gentle lover
>very short blond guy with short hair blue eyes, borderline midget
All are hung
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>>83356728
I'll take 10 hourglass baddies and 1 big dick femboy that fucks them instead of me
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>>83359504
gayer than gay sex
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>>83356728
Fuck yeah, this is my sort of thread.
>Number of girls
About four, maybe five would be fine
>What kind
An obsessive girl, a tomboy, an ambitious girl, and a hard working girl
>Variety
I want the obsessive girl to be very short, but sweet, and she keeps me clean by harassing people in my name. The tomboy is mean, but has the best sex, and she gets errands done. The ambitious girl with a suit who wants to achieve for the top, and she is greatly in love with me. A hard working girl who is the tallest, and she is blunt, and gets me money. It'd be fun to be with her.
>Age
I want them all to be about my age, which is around the early 20s.
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>>83359552
How is it gay to want to see hawt chicks get dicked down? I'd argue it's gayer to have a bunch of 10/10 babes and subject them to mediocre sex/ I wanna see them coom hard and not have to worry about my own performance.
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>>83359608
You're cucking youself with a specific male in mind. You're attracted to the dude.
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I want to date two tall blonde and blue eyed guys who are identical twins, Harry Potter have me a huge obsession with identical twins because of George and Fred. I think it would be fun, of course they would be very hot too and have big dicks. I would have an Asian friend too, to get some variety. Ideally the Asian friend would look like a lot Cha Eun Woo. I want the twins to look like picrel
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>>83359648
So if I didn't specify the dude it would be straight? Also cuckolding is only if there's a humiliation angle I'm just watching him have sex with them that's just voyeurism not cuckolding.
Also also if I was gay I could have just gotten a harem of 10 dudes, why even bother with femboys or girls at that point? In the first place femboys target audience are straight guys, that part isn't even in question, gay dudes don't wanna fuck something that looks like a female



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