>>83357177
>DEVILISH
>>83357177
>QOTT

>>83357177
Gay people eat ass and the ass is full of shit. GAY PEOPLE EAT SHIT!

>>83357181
My butt is pristine and there has never been ANY shit in it. Please stop accusing me of such things......

>>83357191
If you ever had sex you would be eating someone else's shit.

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Why aren't you a fireman anon?
Good pay, live in a fire house with lots of chads, get to see each other shower etc.

The moment I come home I am instantly back in my comfy pjs anyone else love the feeling of them? They just feel super cozy

>>83357336
I don't wear pyjamas wearing pyjamas is gay

I'll never forgive my father for not raping me

>>83357181
>Even doe frotting is a thing

>>83357279
I'm too fat and weak-willed to join myself

>>83357336
Pajamas make me feel sweaty

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>think I'm mostly over my ex ebf
>looking through my old files
>find a voice message he sent me
>listen to it against my better judgement
>mfw

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finally courses are over and I'll spend my whole christmas hiding in one of my residences, plotting world domination and the demise of my enemies.
that will surely be a healthy substitute for genuine human connection and a fatherly bf.

>>83357678
scary picture

It is a father's responsibility to teach his son about every facet of life. If a father fails to teach his son how to clean himself, for one, he is neglectful, and to be shamed.
Similarly, fathers should be teaching their sons about their budding sexualities.

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>walks up to you
>"get our of my chair before I kick your ass"
what do you do?

>>83357874
did u just say ur gonna kiss my ass?

Anyone even notice story has been MIA for a while? Did he finally have a heart attack and get eaten by his cats?

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>>83358064
MIA? Oh boy I love MIA

>>83357874
Where do you find a guy who looks like that, most guys look like shit.

>>83357177
super EVILE CHAOS DEMOND EDITION
>q
my devilish thing was actually comically dangerous, shitting near the headwaters of a neighboring town's river like 4 years ago [my shit was like 2 feet from the water] [i could not hold it, and it was a super sudden need]
i had to use engineering paper to wipe lmao
i'm pretty sure nothing infectious happened relating to the river and pathogens, so i'm glad for that

>>83357336
i'm in my pjs 99% of the time, i love this one pair of fuzzy-ish pants so much
i don't wear underwear, so you can imagine why i love them... xd
>>83357678
>plotting world domination
tfw no mastermind bf to be a fatherly consort for
>>83357777
quads of qruth...
anyways, this is actually based
>>83358064
i noticed [batman lightning rooftop gif]

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>>83357279
firemen are like 5000x more likely to get lung cancer
many of them die of it
going into a burning house fire to put it out is probably like smoking a years worth of cigarettes

>>83358450
it's the chemicals that make their gear flame retardant that cause the cancer.

>>83358453
and the carcinogens in smoke
all the crap that is burning in a fire made of chinese manufactured substances

>>83358459
smoke causes the lung cancer but the chemicals cause other cancers and things like parkinson's

smoke is stored in the lung cancer balls

I actually trained to be in the FDNY but the pay was crap for the high incidence of cancer. Was not worth the risk. Around 72% of IAFF firefighters die of cancer related causes.

>>83358602
did you need to take it up the butt to join the union

>>83358605
no but they were under DEI guidelines and a lot of older white firefighters were retiring so there was way more minorities being hired than white men so i didn't really stand a chance of actually getting hired

How do you feel about being a bottom?

>>83357874
this is my room in my house, bring your own chair

>>83358680
it sucks, nobody in modern hellworld has the psyche to be a top and I can't even be mad because I'm the same

help! my dad is a faggot and i hate him lol!

where are resources for me other than being gaslit about faggots being hated by their dads lol!

>>83357874
never thought i'd see matt posted here

>>83358977
>matt
I HAVE A THEORY...

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boycuddling...

>>83359970
disgusting, get out of here

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u must respond with

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i wish i could be a service top for a cute twink that has emotional control over me

I don't understand all these gay terms I just want a boy to kiss and hold on long cold nights.

I understand all these gay terms and I too just want a boy to kiss and hold on long cold nights.

Bottoms will tell you it's not about the size of your tiny white pecker but how you use it

They are lying

>>83357883
Gay bottoms bragging about fucking chad on the dating apps again

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Found my playlist from over 6 years ago. 100 songs from it missing. Some were good, a lot were not something I'd listen to anymore. But I wish animevibe still existed
https://youtu.be/OTwUyCAeUFQ

EAT MY COCK YOU BITCH I OWN YOUR ASS

>>83360929
Grindr is for heathens and sinners anyway. There's nothing good on that app and there never will be. Anyone who has ever used it seriously will be smited by God.

>>83357177
straight guy here, 40yo, decent shape, white guy aesthetic, long blonde hair, colorful eyes, and highly aggressive from time in military.

ive been growing incredibly tired of dealing with women, playing the interview game, with them trying to milk me for everything they can while i have to try and milk them for everything i can.

the idea of fucking a guy or being fucked by a guy does disgust me, ive never been interested in it or cared about it my whole life. its just now, im so fucking tired of bitches, im at the point im considering having some twink legal to early 20s to just be a blowjob slave and maybe hang out and do stuff once in a while.

what do you guys think the odds of this are? ive had a few gay friends in college who said i have big zaddy energy, and had a handful of gay guys always wanting to hang out, game, and do stuff even though id always had a gf.

any opinions or advice would help.

>>83357469
You both will find your special someone's one day, you both will be happy, it's going to be okay

>>83361333
>heathens and sinners
So like, all of us?

>>83358064
I was thinking about that the other day. Where is our good prophet story? I hope he's okay.

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>>83361333
what if I ghosted everyone I chatted with on there? like scheduled actual dates and just not showing up and blocking them?
It's fine though I will go to hell for my other evil deeds anyways

>>83361370
this is why dating bisexuals is a mistake. To them you're nothing but a replacement hole without feelings.

>>83361488
can't you just tell them you're flaking off without making them wait hours for you out in the cold? Do you really have to be such a dick about it? That's a lot of negative karma.
When your time comes to actually muster the courage to go to a date, the other person will ghost you just like that. The universe will see to it

>>83358602
my uncle's heart is all fucked up from all the toxic shit they were surrounding by on 9/11. granted he got to retire really early but you made the right choice

>>83358247
if you lived in canada and shat in cuckbots river he would love the fact that he drank your shit water

it's so unfair my church expects me to remain single 4ever but meanwhile they're basically a matchmaking agency for straight singles.

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>>83361488
aren't you even slightly scared to admit stuff like this when you've shared so many pictures of yourself here

>>83361619
Can't believe this nigga is ghosting people like a serial ghoster.

>>83361460
Being gay is not a sin. Using Grindr is.
>>83361488
Should've got some money out of the pigs if you were going to do that.

>>83361792
>Being gay is not a sin
Yeah, just acting on it. Making grindr the perfect place for gays, and church the worst. Keep being a lonely celibate if you must. Great way to live your only chance in this universe: wasting it for jewish mythology.

>>83361808
>Yeah, just acting on it
Not a sin either in my books, why was I made this way if it was a sin to act upon it.

>>83361873
oh sorry I thought you were being consistent. Yeah go ahead just dismiss biblical bullshit like it's nothing, I 100% salute your behavior and wish you would do more of that.

>>83361932
hey.. religion is never consistent! you should know this by now

>>83361619
That's not him though, that's me. I would never even go on Grindr - look at my Luce shirt, I'm tradcath

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>>83362036
i'm 100% he admitted this picture was of him?

>>83362042
Both of those pictures are the same person (me), but >>83361488 is someone else.

wtf gaybots are cute?!

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>>83362050
i think you're scared and lying

>>83362055
Gaybots have always been cute.

>>83362078
If I was worried about my privacy, I wouldn't be posting pictures of myself on a public forum. I'm just saying that the ghoster anon you replied to is not me. Do you have a folder for me?

>>83362109
you are the ghoster anon, you are also the toilet anon trying out antipsychotics

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>>83362109
AI can recreate faces

>>83357354
Meow's posts get weirder every day

>>83362190
Can AI determine the size of brad's head underneath his hair?

>>83362165
I am not the ghoster anon OR the antipsychotic anon. I think antipsychotics are evil
>>83362190
Somewhat accurate...

>>83362222
too late despite your quads
you already admitted to it being you months ago

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>>83362207
says its a perfectly round sinead o'connor type head

>>83362262
If anyone "admitted" to being me, theyre larping

>>83362273
gathony gaytano here the internet's faggiest buttsex nerd

>>83362273
the ghoster is not brad, brad is a fat mexican with autism

Ok but ghosting grindr whores is funny when will you learn not to use dating apps?

>>83362273
That's not bradley anon. Do you even know which posters are which?

>>83362055
>wtf underage fakebots keep coming here to complain about non issues and look for attention no way

isnt ghosting just the default grindrfag behavior?

>>83362165
What's the evidence for this or are you just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks?
>>83362262
Where is the proof? Inside your loose ass

>>83362304
Of course it is when will you learn not to use apps designed for horny sluts to have easy sex an ghost?

>>83362312
>it's scared

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>straight hair
>chud glasses
THAT IS NOT SOLID BRAD

ooooohhuuuuuuhhhhhhhrrrrgggh

>>83362036
>tradcath homosexual
why tho? Why try so hard to belong to a doctrine that rejected you?

>>83362304
not really. Incels just want you to not use dating apps so you don't leave the incel cult behind

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i need to stop reading news websites. im sure if something important happens ill hear about it here.

>>83362326
>>83362286
You would be more convincing if you weren't so miserable and alone. Not using dating apps hasn't made your life better in any way

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>>83361507
the universe doesn't punish bad people.
It's not like I want to be like this. I too am a victim of my behavior.
>>83361619
I look nothing like that and I've never share pics of myself on r/r9k. What could even happen? someone swings by my house, abducts me, and chains me in their log cabin forcing me to become a obedient stay at home boywife?...
>>83361792
I'm rich af o algo

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i think i may block everything except 4chan, tumblr, gmail, chatgpt and work sites. creative efficiency requires it.

>>83362905
>damage control
we know what you look like ghoster

My bfs gonna sui and idk what to do
Anyone know a good way to keep your spirits up after something like that

the mood is so dire and its very cold out. everyone is just being alone...peoples attitude to the holidays is like, "man its gonna be really hard to fake it this year."

If i made a YouTube would you guys #subscribe

I don't even feel bad about the upcoming holiday, just another day to me really.

I feel bad about Christmas because I'm going to have to spend time with my family who hates me

I wish I still had the family to hate on Christmas

yes it's me, I'm back after a little vacay for being a naughty neet.

I'm trying to talk to women because sonpill but they're all too insufferable

>>83363481
absolutely as long as it mutual

gaycel4gaycel

>>83363542
What's your YouTube? I will subscribe.. anone

>>83363566
https://www.youtube.com/@spikychristiansen i have 0 subscribers lolol

no one *pounds* is even *fist* HORNY *on* ANY *table* MOOOOOREEEEE

>>83362779
I don't spend 8 hours straight shouting at anonymous strangers so you may be projecting your own misery onto me

>>83363050
what else are you using?

>>83363591
1subscriber....now

>>83363603
duh poss what do you think the date and the making out and all that is for

I NEED TO BE FUCKED BY A DOG

>>83363630
wow...thank you. ill shout you out in my next video. i cant believe its happening.

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>>83363685
this could be us two

>>83363733
I said dog, not human man dressed up as cartoon dog

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>>83363685
I need a bf into knotty so bad, but all of them are shallow retards who only want sex and nothing else.
Giving up on finding a >85iq bf to goon on weed with 24/7.

>>83363623
His preferred method of communication is approaching unsuspecting public service workers and Karening all up in their face and personal space

>>83363623
you know like news websites and whatever..."journalists"...idk i think i need to really accept that they have all failed

FAILED...failed me...failed us all...what are we to DO my friends...

i would argue in court that this is a paper of record

Should i become a gonewildaudiogay ewhore? I have some ideas but I don't want this shit chasing me afterwards

>>83364472
>my voice is pretty enough to do erotic-ASMR
gtfo out these threads

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not sure if i want pretzels or chocolate cookies

i should make an AI with my voice so it can say things for me

>>83364519
I want cock personally

>>83364547
true i should get skinny again

but...football is going to be on.

Needy-greedy little bf brother boys
Broadly bankrupting bankroll
Man fuck I want to cry every night lol
Fuck my self harm bullshit upon final thought

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noticed my arm getting bigger from playing guitar...

Today I realized something there was a term people used to say to me and it would make me feel so happy but looking back on it and the trend of people who said it I realize now I really don't want to ever hear it again. That phrase being "bf material." Yes we we're all far apart but it was only ever said by people who usede, or people who would, potentially, date me if I lived near them. But that's never the case the closest was almost 2000km away from me, and required a passport to see. Plus I'm broke so traveling that far was never an option. And even if someone is close by I don't want to hear that term either it's basically the same as what I see straight guys complain about women saying "I wish I could find a boyfriend like you."
This has been my tedtalk thank you for joining me.

>>83363927
Meow writes some interesting erotica fantasy but not really my thing

>>83364882
It is very painful to hear.
I dont want to be bf material... I want to be your bf :c

>>83363313
do you want a timestamped pic

Time to stim with my gun

time to stimulate my peepee

Nooo that's gay af

>>83363369
8 hours late, but are you alright?
did he do it?

>>83366666
Ultra Dark Black Niggers 3

>tfw no bf who kisses me good night

>tfw no bf who beats me unconscious every night

>tfw no bf who's my sweet little spoon

r9gay bornean-ferret-badger minecraft

>>83357181
i licked my gfs ass and it was not washed
i have eaten ass and it was full of shit..

>tfw no bf to stop me abusing my dick so much

I love abusing my dick as soon as I wake up

Why is pxlschizo namefagging now?

Finally, a good night's sleep on Friday at least.

>tfw no bf who takes me out places to make the weekends feel different from every other day

>tfw no bf who lives in a place with places to take him to
I don't wanna have to learn to drive

>tfw no bf who takes care of his cute feet

>tfw no bf to gag on my gock

>tfw no bf to drive to places and do things

>tfw no bf to gag me with his glock

>tfw no bf to 'ag with my 'ock

>tfw no bf to gift me games on steam for christmas

>tfw the >tfw no bf posts are so dreamy i feel like cr- i mean, smiling

>tfw anons are reviving tfw no bf posting, the thread is healing

show of hands who here has learned to drive

In my headcannon my bf and I will live in a place with good public transport so I don't have to know how to drive, checkmate.

>tfw no headcannon bf who can fire his lazor

>bf gets a sudden preventable illness
>since you can't drive you have to call the ambulance
>the ambulance takes too long and you watch as he dies in your hands
you need to learn how to drive anon

>tfw no paramedic bf who doesnt talk about his rough days at work but falls asleep in your arms on the couch as you watch tv

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My nihongese exam went very well yay yattasoo

I had my doctor's appointment today, I'm getting on a cholesterol medicine and am still pre-diabetic. She wants me to meet with dietician/nutritionist but I wonder what the point is. I won't take the time to each healthy and I still get too much fast food.

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what's even the point of mcfucking trying anymore when I can't even love you

>>83370131
>What's the point of living if I can't love chad
And bottoms still be like height doesn't matter fuck deez niggas man

What's even the point of trying anymore when best case scenario of how my life will look is still hell?

>>83369988
Story is that you? Where have you been

>>83370469
>What's even the point of trying anymore when the best case senario of how my life will look is devoid of chad fucking me

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>I'm a fat bald twink top with a lot of body hair into scat and that's why I can't have sex

>>83370002
Meow simp making these posts to own chudbot isn't funny it's just weird

it's time to gamble. my life is a Wreck i need to wreck my finances

>>83370537

Yes, and I just got back from a little forced 4chan vacation.

>>83371053
How was it forced

>>83370469
The best case scenario is would me being either a millionaire or peacefully rising my kids in a farm, I get up every day because things can improve so much.

>>83371073

I did a little trolling in another thread on another board and pissed off the jannies.

>>83371092
Why didn't you just reset your router stortard

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>>83370456
No I just lack the ability to love anyone but myself. It's actually hell on earth and very tragic o algo.

>>83371708
I have the ability to love others but I don't have the ability to be loved by others because I'm not chad it's very tragic desu

>>83371750
... I think you can find someone who loves you, larping aside.
you don't know how good you have it.

>>83371842
I'm a 5'5" manlet top I will never find someone who loves me

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>>83370985
Never mind. I won a decent amount. We're back actually.

>>83372184
chat is this real gambling

>I have a boyfriend, a job, I graduated, I'm not ugly, I have friends but my life is horrible you have no idea

I would kill for a 5'5 manlet top

>>83372148
my crush in high school was shorter than me and i liked him in a top way

cannibalism is the highest form of love

using a meat grinder to turn your bf into a giantmeatball

>Tfw I was complaining about it being -2F and now it's going down to -17F
I really do need to move.

>>83372642
>>83372779
Gay twink bottoms keep making fun of my height shortly before ghosting so I don't think it's a good thing and I can't afford height surgery yet

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>jonah irl

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me and who (i'm the cat)

>snow storm coming
>snow in December for the first time I don't know how long

Oh yeah we are so back winterbros.

I've never seen snow in my life

>nurse practioner tells me to eat better and cut out the pizza and burgers and I'll probably lose the pre-diabetes.
>that very night I have a frozen pizza again and had McDonalds for lunch.

At the very least I kinda feel bad.

>>83374605
diabetes will make your leg pain worse

>>83374605
Diabetes will kill you, god willing.

>>83374315
Snow's pretty nice, makes for a very comfy atmoshpere

>>83374872

Right now the leg pain isn't bad, it just has its flare ups.

>>83374990

Not for a while though. I'm barely predaibetic.

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>140sqft
>outdoor kitchen
>$1600
lmao what

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>1b/1ba
>$2500
hey this isn't so bad
>3x income requirement

>>83375320
thats the opening offer really. looks pretty nice. you could just tell them your deets and see. if theres a lot of vacancies around or they want to fill it befeore the end of the month or something, its frequent that they make exceptions to the default rules which they just copy-and-paste.

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imagine going to fbf's apartment for netflix&fuck and it looks like this

>>83375379
I wouldn't go over 2000 in that neighborhood anyways, and it's too close to mom's house

>>83375443
i wouldnt live in the same city as my moms house to be jonest. im like an hour away right now and its a little close. at least theres a ten dollar toll in between.

i used to live like 8 hours from my family and it was nice, no one ever wanted to come bovver me...having no fear of walking around dressed any weird way is a real different way of living.

>bunnyboinsfw liked your post
theu just hop after you on tumblr ffs

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$2250, a bit dated but it looks tolerable

>>83375523
>>83375531
30-60 minutes feels good imo. It's easier searching locally since I know where the undesirables live.

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>>83372148
>>83373406
you don't know whether there's someone out there who would love you. chances are such person probably exists.
if you can't love others, it doesn't matter how much you search. you'll always end up with the same result.
I genuinely don't know how much of your behavior is larp, maybe it's all of it. but if there's even a grain of truth to your complaints, then know that as long as you can love, it is never hopeless.

>>83375010
Snowless posters wont understand but I love how it makes everywhere quiet and muffles sounds while its snowing, but then its got a steady crunch when you walk through it

Why is there a shortage of tops

coming back to this thread after a good 3 years' absence as a totally different person with a situation 2022 me would fucking die for. ended up making an adorable guy fall for me and within like two weeks of meeting he wanted to fully commit to a serious relationship, meet up irl, etc. but i just wanted to have fun and be fwb, im bi and lean hard to women, can only really see myself in a serious relationship with a woman, i wanna have kids and make a family and stuff.
so i let him down, told him that, and i think i hurt him bad. i feel so fucking horrible rn but i think it'd be so much worse if i started a relationship i knew id have to end at some point. should i have just been dishonest, dodged the question and let things go on so we could keep having fun, flirting, spending time together? idk. just need to vent somewhere.
desperate, depressed 2022 me literally dreamed of this and here i am just throwing it away lmfao.

>>83376402
your first instinct being to come here and humblebrag about your situation is the greatest indication that you deserve to lose all of it and then some

>>83376402
Probably bait but no thats the right thing to do

capitalism is the highest form of love

do you wish you lived in ancient Rome?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfv3iDPCPns

>>83375320
this is the one i'd go for, has a lot of character compared to the others you posted

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toilet poster reporting for duty
currently hiding in high speed train's toilet.
is it possible to spawn a bf through satanic rituals.. has anyone here ever tried?
I want to learn to love if that's even possible.

>>83376191
There's actually a surplus of tops and a severe lack of bottoms so clittycels like me can't have sex

>>83378260
i've heard of others trying rituals and it resulted in them attracting a mentally ill but good looking guy

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>>83357177
Do we like Heated Rivalry in here?
h https://youtu.be/4ctZ01yg0tc

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>>83378342
haven't seen it yet

>>83378344
2 is perfect to me

>>83378344
I forgot how awkward guys look when they're physically huge but their penis isn't. It just ends up making them look kinda silly

>>83378302
I could only ever date another mentally ill fellow
how would I go about performing the summoning ritual
>>83378342
seems fun fagslop. unfortunately I don't know where I could watch/download it given that i live in the europe.

>>83378460
someone doesnt understand the concept of grower not shower. allow me to educate you. Any flaccid dick that reaches past the balls is going to be big. Because dicks cant get smaller when erect, and reaching past the balls is already 5-6 inches.

>>83376179
i miss the snoe so much, i love the silence it brings
at least the heavy fog like what im getting recently at night does that kinda, makes it so dreamy

>>83378511
I have a 6.5 inch ween and it's the same length as my dangling balls while flaccid so I guess my penis is tiny then?

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>its the 1 - 3 word response game
femboys make it so hard to slam them down with some average to sub-par dicking i swear

>>83378762
Okay thanks for sharing that with us sex haver but some of us don't even have the chance to message people because we instantly get ghosted due to not being chad

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>>83378791
im not a chad, im a bald 5'8 manlet, i just dont care if people ghost me.
must imagine sissyphus happy to clap only 1/10 cheeks and all that.

>>83372533
very much so nonny!

>>83378819
I'm a 5'5" bald manlet and you mogg me this is why you can message gay twink bottoms without getting ghosted and I can't

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>>83378819
>>83378842
I'm 5'5'' not bald manlet and guys who mog me still text me and want to meet up, and I always end up ghosting them.
you are lying through your teeth. the only true lonely gays are mentalcels.

>>83378906
i didnt say i was lonely, im just venting my frustration over short replies, they piss me off, meet me half way like.
>>83378842
lose that chip on your shoulder young man !

>>83378791
>>83378842
>>83372148
Gay sex is highly accessible if you actually try, you need some to get some self esteem anon, where are you from again? Canada?

>>83378929
if you're not a mentalcel you are not allowed to complain about anything ever.

committing total mentalcel love

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>tfw no bf that I can play Four Swords Adventures and Dokapon Kingdom story mode with

Coping with no bf is so hard especially when male friends get gfs instantly and every incel thinks it should be so hard for straight guy when literally every straight guy I know no matter how chopped or unsuccessful has a gf and has had multiple. I know their success has nothing to do with my failure but it's just annoying to witness.

I wish there was a chemical castration equivalent for romantic thoughts. I wish I was asexual and aromantic. I don't even have strongly homophobic parents and I live in a major North American city, what even was the point of coming out.

>>83378906
So you're not bald and better looking then me have you ever considered this is why you can get dates and I can't?
>>83378972
No I think you're confused I'm euro and never said I was from canada

even here i cant find a weird guy that likes feet the way i do...and thats the least of it reallly..

>>83379395
Wouldn't you rather find someone that likes feet the way you do but just from.the opposite side?

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>>83379345
What norwood level are you? Most can be fixed with a transplant and if not a hair system would still look good. Also 5'5 is close to ideal male height, actually mogging most men.

>>83379474
I'm a top so being 5'5" is not mogging anyone and it's never been ideal and I'm norwood 3

>>83379444
ots more a question of ways than sides.

>wake up at 8ish
>nut to remembering peoples feet from college classes
>1230ish
>horny again
>i will never be freee

>smokes a little bit of weed and gets hornier
i am to blame for this part

>he came out to friends and family and proceeded to have no bf
lol

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>>83379573
Unless you have a colostomy bag and physically cannot be a bottom, then you can for sure condition yourself to be a bottom through porn and basic behaviorism. And even if you refuse to do this cause you're unreasonable, then you can still top if you date mid to ugly ethnic guys since they're obsessed with white people especially indian and arab guys.

Norwood 3 is fixable for sure, this is the first result I found when I searched online and the end result looks really good, saving for like a year if you do some weekend shifts is enough to afford this for most people https://www.dentalhairclinicturkey.com/blog/norwood-scale-3-hair-transplant/ and hair systems are really convincing too.

>>83379674
I can't afford that and there's other cosmetic surgeries that I need as well like height surgery and I can't have sex with ugly guy bottoms because their standards are too high and they only want chad and I can't bottom because I'm not gay

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>>83379345
I will never find a good husband to cling to because of my mental conditions.
I keep hurting myself and other people. I am destined to die boyfriendless possibly killing myself after a life of coping through empty pursuits such as wealth, power, artistic excellence, or intellectual enlightenment.
you're just not trying or you're lying. you could get a bottom bf any time you want instead you choose to rant on the chan.
you truly don't know how good you have it. literally just go outside and touch grass.

Never get the whole height cope especially for tops. There is literally a whole genre of tall people practically begging to be dominated by someone smaller than them just hunt for them.

>>83379739
this image made me tear up

>>83379673
>ask anon out on a date
>he immediately comes out to his family
>wtf anon i didn't ask you to do that
>the date doesn't go very well
>you decide to break up afterwords
>he's mad that he came out for nothing

>>83378221
No because I know I would have been a peasant or soldier instead of a cute boy slave

>>83378344
>>83378360
2 looks like a bit of a himbo which I think is very endearing

>>83379739
>you could get a bottom bf any time you want
This may comes as a surprise for a sex haver such as yourself but some of us don't have perfect looks and can't just choose to have sex whenever we want
>>83379762
Bottoms regularly make fun of my height and say I'm too short to top so it doesn't really work like that

>>83379782
local schoolkids gang up to brutally murder a father and his young adoptive son

>tfw no autistic bf

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>>83379713
I promise you are considered chad to a lot of racialized gay bottoms simply by being white. It's kinda sad honestly, but if it works in your favor take advantage of it why not. I can't speak to your financial situation, but a hair transplant is always more important than height surgery since you can't even work after height surgery for months. Also height surgery is such a LARP for most people, idk if it is for you but almost no one online that talks about it actually ends up getting it even if they have good jobs and could save up.

>>83379673
I literally came out a decade ago as a pre-teen and proceeded to have nothing beyond a few rare dates and 1 mutual crush when I was a kid for all that time, it's humiliating.

>>83379816
>>83379573
You are fine, you are complaining about something that doesn't even matter that much, your self esteem is what's holding you back the most, is there something I can do or say to make you feel better? Seeing you crying about such a stupid thing really makes you look dumb anon

>>83379915
I'm only 5'5" it might be different if I was 5'8" or 5'9" but at my height I literally can't have sex and height surgery is a must have. Being white doesn't help or fix anything when I'm bald and a scrawny manlet it's over.

>>83380013
I am not fine if I was fine then gay bottoms wouldn't be making fun of my tiny ugly penis and my short height and my scrawny twink body and clearly it matters if they're bringing it up and ghosting me

>>83380017
you always forget to mention that you're morbidly obese
i saw your tummy

>>83380049
Yes I am fat and obese thanks for reminding me..

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>>83380063
Oh you're fat... Never mind then there actually is no solution since losing weight as an obese person is almost impossible for someone as weak willed as you without medication or surgery. I suggest Ozempic and if you can't afford that then VR chat boyfriends. Why would you even do this to yourself and let yourself get fat, it astounds me that you didn't see yourself getting tubby and immediately stop eating. Chubby would've been cute so if you just controlled yourself you would've been fine, but you just had to pick up that fork and become couch shaped.

>>83380132
Gay bottoms kept rejecting me for being a skinny twink so I started eating more and gained weight and now I'm a fat fuck at 135lbs and now they make fun of me being fat and reject me for it there's no winning with them I'm either too skinny or too fat for them they never want me no matter what I do.

proud owner of a small peepee

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>>83380153
You weren't getting attention so instead of working out to gain muscle over months you ate like an animal in order to achieve something similar to this physique I found online of a 5'6 guy with 135lbs... The layers of cognitive bullshit that must've taken place in your head to conclude this was the solution should be studied.

>>83380192
in the pics he posted here he's like 3x fatter

>>83380192
I don't have breasts like that guy but my sissy tummy is way bigger

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>>83380216
At 5'5 being fat is not acceptable. I understand your neuroses about your height now, you refuse to play to the strengths of your height so you blame your height when the actual problem is your weight and inhibition. If you were taller you could go for a bear or healthy chubby look but you are too short to be so fucking fat. Are you trying to pass as a Christmas ornament

picrel will never be you

>>83380281
There are no strengths of my height they called me too skinny before and now they call me too fat and I can't afford to get on trt and do gym every day for 4 years so I can look like clavicular

You're an insult to God. You're an abomination.

Your father didn't beat you enough. That's the problem.

No father figure growing up. Tragic.

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>>83380302
Get off the breeder incel sites and ecelebs they are out of touch with the gay reality completely. Saying there are no strengths at your height is delusional, I would kill to be 5'5 and cute because I would actually make the most out of it instead of having this self-defeating mindset of :

>well I told myself I was gonna be a chad dom top and it didn't happen so I guess I have to waste my entire life now

You will never ever be a 6'8 top with a Henry Cavill face. This will never ever happen even if you get every surgery that has ever been developed with the best surgeons in the world at top university hospitals.

Make the most out of it in the sense that if pornographized relationship dynamics and sexual life is what you want then your only option is to condition yourself (sounds hard but it isn't) to like bottoming. Since 5'5 twink bottoms are in demand by a fuck ton of guys and you could get a boyfriend for sure.

If what you want is just a healthy reciprocal relationship where you're the top, then that's harder since so many gay people are porn brained, but you can get that by dating guys in the same league as you or lower that are attracted to some part of you, I recommended dating ethnic guys who fantasize about white men for example since in my experience you don't even have to try to attract those.

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Meow I'm still lonely waa.

>>83380418
For the last time I am not a bottom. This means that being short is not a benefit it is a detriment it is a bad thing and I can't fix it because even with height surgery I'd still only be 5'11" and the gay bottoms that are in the same league as me won't date me because they want chad

3 inches of snow falling and a deep freeze to follow.

Yeah it's comfy time.

any europeans suffering in the december heatwave

>how many men have you fucked
how many breads have you eaten?

>>83380886
i shoveled like 5 inches this morning and it never stopped so now there's already like another 3 inches and i'll probably go out again later after supper. i fell on the ice 4 times this morning it was so extremely covered in slick black ice. the snow itself is fluffy and light at least.

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>>83379816
I am virgin. I never loved anyone, I never kissed anyone. closest I've got to sexual relationship was my brother touching me inappropriately when we were children.
if you just want sex, literally try any gay dating app, and you will find people within minutes.
you clearly don't see how good you have it.

i can't have sex because i have no asshole
i'm like a deaf man who wants to listen to music

I wanna get some action but I'm such a filthy animal, I haven't showered in 2 weeks, I haven't done my laundry this month, my apartment is a mess, this whole place stinks, I know I need to get my shit together before I start to look for a man but I'm so fucking lazy, I want to do better but my body doesn't want to do shit, even if I got enough courage to start messaging chads I still stink so bad I don't wanna let anyone touch me, I'm so disgusted by what I have become but here I am sitting and doing fucking nothing to improve, I want to say "I'm better than this" but I don't know if I will ever do anything to get out this hellhole I got myself into.
I wish I could snap out of this, I want to wake up, I wish I could do better, it's not even that difficult, I'm just lazy.
Feel free to be mean to me, insult me all you want, perhaps that will make me move my ass, it could help me to "do something", I don't know what to do anymore.

>>83381180
I just want a fatherly bf, I won't need sex, only hugs.

>>83381185
someone like you to just be a degenerate with <3

>>83381180
Frotting, mutual masturbation, 69, sharing a onahole or a sex toy, you can top too, you can have fun, don't let your only flaw stop you from having fun

>>83381210
No anon, we need to clean this fucking place asap, the stench is so strong I barely can breathe, it could get moldy at any moment, it is nasty

>>83381268
ugh anon you're always like this, loosen up a bit, you're no fun

>>83381149
I already tried the dating apps and everyone rejected me on there because of my looks so I can't have easy sex like you can sorry

>>83381302
post the dm's, I do not believe you.

>>83381289
I'm sorry, it's just I have been living like this for a decade and it's not fun anymore, I want to feel clean for once
We can make out on the pile of trash I call "bed" but you would have to help me shower right after

>>83381378
I already deleted all my accounts because I got rejected by everyone it's over.

>>83381430
i.e. no proof.
you're a lraping faggot.
you will NEVER understand the pain of us mentalcels.
people are the mirror of our soul, the greater mutual understanding, the higher the clarity of the reflection becomes, and the image can be unpleasant. what's worse is when you can't see anything, because you're nothing. when you're scared go get close but hate being alone, longing to just cling to someone stronger than you who'll hold you tightly, even when you're pushing them away. but such person can't exist.
meanwhile your mind allows you to do anything you want.
I hate people like you. you deserve to die.

>>83381502
Not really big into philosophy or psychology so your post and excuses are a bit shite mate

>>83381149
near daily "i will die alone" post alert

>>83381528
dumbed down point is that you should just asap.

>>83381605
What's an asap?

i need to piss
>tfw no bf to pee into

Omorashi is based

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I'm still lonely waa

>>83381676
it's not healthy to hold it

Has anyone here watched Takopi's original sin? I'm stunned

>>83382075
gonna watch it rn
better be good

>>83382075
I read the entire manga years ago, too painful and too hurtful for my heart, I won't read it again, I am tired of feeling pain.

>>83381676
I have to agree with this

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going to the bathroom is so tedious...

>>83382238
pee in your bf then...

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>>83382250
how to find bf into that

>>83382262
ask if someone is into it

I hate you kinky fuckers, I come here to feel sad, not to get aroused, you make me horny as fuck
>>83381731
You are right, he should released it in my mouth

WHY DO ALL GAYS LOVE PISS SO MUCH

>>83381676
>>83381731
>>83382199
>>83382250
Bunnymutt. Welcome home.

tfw no bf to pee with although I would get hard quickly and I wouldn't be able to pee anyway

>i need to pee
>i'm thirsty
>...

>>83382436
>you don't have to get up from the bed, it's middle of the night, just pee in my mouth and let's go back to sleep

>tfw no bf who loves me enough to piss in my mouth

>>83382488
I could piss in your mouth but only if you would piss in mine and we would ben monogamous relationship

>>83382539
ideal relationshipp

>>83382550
if only you where from europe...

>>83382564
i'm finnish

there's so many nordics in these threads cos the nordics are lonely hellholes

>>83382594
Meow is into piss now?

>>83382613
i already posted about being finnish b4 meow just ignored me cos i don't live in a 1km radius around his house

is it possible to get a polish twink bf/husband here?

>>83382609
>lots of delicious virgin white/nordic dicks in this thread
>they are literally a 5 hour train ride away from one another at most
>I got cursed by spawning in south america
I hate my life, EU gaybots have it so easy it pisses me off

>>83382628
If you're both finnish why don't you fuck each other? Are you a vocel fakecel?

>>83382628
Where do you live then I don't remember talking to any finns here except the one dude I went on a date with

>>83382772
I'm too ugly and fat to be fucked yay

>>83382882
True if meow didn't have such a fat ugly face and a lust for BLACK men I'd consider him attractive

>>83382893
I don't lust for bbc tho and my face is naturally pretty fat even when I was 60kg

>>83382930
You said you'd sleep with BLACK men and yes you're face has always been ugly that's the point

>>83383013
Yeah doesn't mean I lust after bbc also what's the point of saying you'd be attractive if you weren't ugly

>>83383026
It does mean you lust after BBC since BLACK men have BBC and sleeping with them means sucking and fucking BBC and it's just stating the fact that your face is ugly because it's fat nothing else

would you consider marrying a clingy mentally ill yandere bf

>>83383062
But I don't care about skin color

>>83383073
Yeah, I would accept anything, unfortunately I don't have the strength to maintain a relationship

>>83383080
Doesn't matter what matters is that you would sleep with BLACKs

>>83383119
he will maintain the relationship forever, even if it meant cutting off all your limbs, or using drugs to keep you attached to him.

>>83383150
i'm already in that relationship, and his name is fentanyl

>>83383125
Not hating black people isn't the same as lusting for them

>>83378342
No but I crave a rival

>>83383158
show me your zombie pose >~<

>>83383173
That's where you're wrong buddy either you hate BLACKs or you're a BBC slut there is no middle ground so stop being a coal burner

>>83383190
Idk sounds like obsessed cuck speak

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Terminator 2 game was amazing. I love retro game revival thing we have going on right now. May these days last forever~

>>83383199
You're the one admitting you'd sleep with BLACK men so you're not really in any place to call someone a cuck sorry bud

>>83383235
Cuck is the person who's not having sex tho like you

>>83379799
Erm this is why you don't go on dates with strangers lol

>>83383257
Cuck is the person who's having sex with BBC tho like you

>>83383268
No that's the exact opposite of a cuck