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Normalfags NOT welcome!

Robot test:
https://robot-generals.neocities.org/quiz

Rules:
>don't be a nigger
>don't be a hole
>ignore niggers
>no bitches
>no bitching
>no normalfaggotry
>no 3DPD

FAQ:
>Why do we need a robot general?
To have a safe space in this cesspool of normalcattle and fake robots
>I'm a cyborg, can I still post here?
Only if you pay the toll of 1 lolicoin before posting (1 loli pic = 0.69 lolicoins)
>Why this specific currency?
It makes the normgroid moralcuck tourists seethe

Previous thread: >>83351640
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Having a 4 inch penis is hell bros.
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>>83379728
As long as I don't get any erection issues I will not complain about my dick size too much. I'm around 4 inches as well. I wish I could goon as much as when I was younger but oh well.
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>>83379721
What is a robot? Are you saying that you are an NPC slave?
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how do i get a robot bf robros?
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>>83379835
Take the test and find out what it means
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>>83379721
>tfw failed normalfag
I'm put outside the robot territory because I have a job.
I just need a girlfriend to turn my life around, but being a kissless virgin at 30 it all feels like a pipe dream
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>title: Wizard
>score: 156
oh good, I can post here
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>>83379990
>because I have a job
That wouldn't be the main reason
>I just need a girlfriend to turn my life around
More like
>I just need to turn my life around to get a girlfriend
Women don't solve problems, they only create them
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>>83380163
>That wouldn't be the main reason
Fair. Thinking about it objectively I do have some things going for me.
But I am still failing at normal everyday stuff that everybody else seem to have a good handle on.
Like skin care, do normalfags (male) actually have a routine or something? My face has been riddled with acne since I hit puberty and I am starting to think there is something that I am doing wrong/not doing that is causing it.

Or clothing, I have zero fashion sense and I don't even know where to start learning the ropes. I only know how to dress formally and I always look out of place in social events.

Exercising, I tried going to gym a couple of times but firstly I don't even know what to do there, and I don't know if I am using the tools right and finally I get tired of it within 2 weeks and stop going anyway. Needless to say I suck at sports.

Cooking, I don't cook. I can't be bothered to cook.

I want to tackle these issues but honestly I don't know how.

>Women don't solve problems, they only create them
Yet I want one for myself
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>>83379721
my scoer went down to 217, still quite robotic
also I think that Kisaker is the sexiest
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>>83379721
The day I become a normalfag is the day the universe implodes.
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>>83380316
>acne
Maybe you can fix that by going to a dermatologist
>I have zero fashion sense
You could learn from what others wear. I don't go outside but I've learned that layering is kind of important. Instead of wearing a simple shirt you wear multiple layers or maybe accessories that complement well
https://youtu.be/zJ5LCenTcf8
>I don't know if I am using the tools right
That's the gym's fault for not teaching you, and you could also just do it at home. Get a yoga mat, maybe some cheap gear and look up workout tutorials
>I can't be bothered to cook
Well that's just you being lazy. Lots of tutorials online if you don't know any recipes
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Hey robots, how have you been feeling lately?
Also (blogpost warning):
>be me
>working on a project
>I have to read 13 more pages of a document and write more three to five pages
>due date is tomorrow, 23:59
>after I send finish writing it I'll enter vacation
I want to finish this already and yet I'm so lazy. I'm so close to vacation and yet a little distant. 13 pages of reading progress today, just more 13 to go...
This makes me feel a little sad because in fact my existence is all based around work I guess. It's kind of empty to be like that maybe, it's disconcerting.
>>83380163
Is it just me or instead of looking innocent Flonne is looking quite sadistic? Lole. Don't squeeze my chinpo, Flonne-sama!
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Page 9 bump. Hey guys, let's keep the thread going.
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>>83381586
You can do it anon. One day isn't a lot of time so you shouldn't get distracted
>how have you been feeling lately?
I've been fine, just sort of drifting through life
>innocent
I don't know about that, she seems kinda crazy
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Hello I new two this board Im an autistic gooner Im 25 and have discord what is this about?
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>>83379721
>title: Successful Normalfag
>score: -204
Congratulations, you've been so successful at life that you scored negative on this test. NOW GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK YOU FUCKING NORMGROID!!! RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn I guess I balanced myself out later in life and pulled it "together" whatever that means.
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>>83381150
of course, I am not blaming anyone but myself for all this.
I know these are all supposedly "fixable" but they take a lot of determination to fix that I can't seem to muster for some reason.
Acne issue is on my to do list though.

But what bothers me is that a lot of these normal everyday skills seem to come naturally to other people where I have to actually put time and effort to learn.

Maybe they are secretly putting the effort to learn. I don't know.
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>>83383007
A lot of things normalfags do come natural to them because their lifestyle demands it. They grew up doing those things and then they take them for granted and expect everyone else to be like them. They did put effort, just not all at once
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>>83383489
Sucks for us I guess.
Also
>tfw you will never experience the feeling of seeing a teen girl spread her legs for you
I missed out on teen love. I missed out on young love.
Now my only recourse is to get my shit together so maybe I can be a beta provider to some roastie after she hit the wall
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>>83379721
Well damn.

Hope you guys have had a good holiday season robo-bros. Been a rough year for me personally, I've dropped the ball on a lot of my promises to both family and friends but... We move I guess. What about you guys?
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>>83383813
What promises did you drop the ball on anon?
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>>83383756
>tfw you will never experience the feeling of seeing a teen girl spread her legs for you
>tfw you will never experience the feeling of seeing any girl spread her legs for you

Shits rough but y'know, we move I guess. I've found solidarity in my hobbies and such, and as a result I've made a good handful of friends through it. Sure I'll never get a gf, but honestly I'd rather be real and never have a gf than fake and get all the pussy in the world.
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>>83383827
I wanted to get my driver's license this year, especially since my mom's been getting on my case about it the last few years. I've dropped the ball on my DND nights with my online buddies, and have stopped DMing cause of personal shit that I'm trying to figure out. In general this has been something of a filler year for me.
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>>83383840
>you will never experience the feeling of seeing any girl spread her legs for you
Don't make me lose hope anon ;_; I still have some left.
>I've made a good handful of friends through it.
What hobby is this and are they online friends or IRL friends?
Either case, thats nice anon. I'm happy for you.
What's important is to be happy.

>>83383867
You sound like you are in your early 20s.
If that's the case then it's fine and you don't have to worry about some filler years. I also had like 2 years where I didn't do jack shit in my life during covid years.
Driving license should be pretty easy though. Is there a reason you are struggling with it? I just enrolled into a driving school which was the actually hard part. Everything else just came naturally through the flow and I got my license. Not that I have a car or drive tho.
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Reporting in originally
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>>83383756
>I missed out on teen love
Same but I don't really feel like I missed out. I don't care about women in general anymore. Must've been years of lusting after 2D girls that rewired my brain into believing that real women aren't even remotely similar to them so it made me lose my interest in 3DPD. Wish I could share this power with other robots...
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Bumpin for da robots
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>>83379721
No blacks, but kikes are allowed?
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>>83386786
Not all blacks are niggers
Kikes however will always be kikes and not welcome anywhere
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Nigger here. Seethe.
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>>83387139
Based Rengechad. You are welcome
>>83385933
I've done the same. 2D are perfect in every way. Real women feel like an alien species. It's not like I ever need to actually interact with them anyways. T B H it's dangerous to do so, one woman has the power to ruin your life in much the same way a nigger sitting in the same train car as you can, albeit by different methods with different types of consequences.
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>>83381150
>Acne
>Dermatologist
As a someone in my 30s with eternal acne since I was a teen there's nothing you can do other than go on some crazy meds if it's just genetics. I have been told
>have you tried washing your face
so many times by normalfags it sends me into a rage when they say it. Like yes nigger I have access to running water and have nuked my face with all kinds of concoctions.
I had an interesting experience with the derm I went to in my late teens with cysts and she said not to waste my time in her practice and to just cut them out myself. Every year one or two of them get big enough to justify it, it's actually pretty easy to do it with no scars if you're not retarded.
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>>83385933
I wasted my 20s thinking the same and didn't pursue women. But I realized that was just me coping for my fear of rejection and now I regret it.

>>83387206
That's fucking sad anon.
If getting rid of them is impossible, maybe we can hide it with make up then?
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>>83387182
I don't think they're that dangerous if you're careful but at the same time it's crazy how entitled they can get nowadays and how cucks will always be on their side
>>83387206
>crazy meds
I used to have acne problems in my teens and that's pretty much what I took. They turn you into a vampire while you're taking them. The permanent side effect is that I have to deal with periods of having very dry skin, mainly during winter, so occasionally I have to moisturize my face and hands. It doesn't help that I have a hand washing OCD, which makes my skin even drier...
>>83387529
>coping for my fear of rejection
I can't relate. They're simply too different for me to have any interest in them. I can't offer anything to a woman just like they can't offer anything to me other than a hole to fuck, but I can just buy a onahole that will serve the same purpose and will also not complain or play with my feelings
>hide it with make up
You can, it's what women do all the time
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>>83387529
>I realized that was just me coping for my fear of rejection and now I regret it.
It was more of a fear of wasting time for me. But the problem with avoiding things that might waste your time is that you eventually end up wasting more time in the process.
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>>83387529
I'm a lazy motherfucker I wouldn't put the time into make up. I wear a hat all day if I don't want to comb my hair, usually just get a buzz but every few months nowadays. I don't have any big red blotches or anything and never did, it was always these deep pale lumps that aren't like normal pimples that are ready to burst at any moment. These things are a rock, they show up, sometimes go away slowly and sometimes you have to slice em open and pull them out with tweezers. But they don't stand out that much, I just sometimes get fixated on them after several months if there's a bigger one.
>>83388359
NTA but I was raised with the idea to study hard at school and not party and find a good woman to marry, don't have sex before that. I think my SINGLE MOM was getting nervous that I wasn't bringing any girls home when I was reaching my 20s and reversed her position and said not to worry about it just be safe and use a condom. That moment really confused me. Like, bitch you made me like this. I'm locked in to the incel lifestyle. I browse 4chan, I commute 1 hour each way to school and my only social interaction outside of school grounds is gaming (back when I used to play multiplayer games). Did you really think I was secretly courting a girlfriend? I used to go on these bike rides as a kid. Mostly baking in circles around the neighborhood for exercise and just to think and clear my mind. My idiot mother probably thought I was meeting girls or something, I later realized. Moms are so clueless, it's because they think all boys are the brads and chads that used to hit on them in their youth, they can't imagine men being any other way.
Anyway I was upset with my incel state for a long time until I fully embraced 2D which I only committed to after covid (which was already 5 (five) years ago, you are old and going to die!) and I've never been depressed over relationships again. Coping is good. Coping works. If it's not doing harm then leave it be.
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>>83379721
I took the test with the exact same answers and i am cyborg but when i put my real gender (foid) it suddenly says normalfag this is discrimination
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>>83388781
No it's not. Fuck you normalfag.
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>>83388781
double-Xers get the halo effect. post your facial hair and 300 pound body and then maybe you can be considered an honorary male. However, given that you are a mere cyborg when faking it I doubt you qualify.
If you were a male cyborg you'd also be breaking the rules by not submitting the loli tax
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>>83388781
Being a foid gives you an advantage in life so it's perfectly reasonable



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