did anyone you know actually wear one of these towel hat things edition
>It gets bigger when i pull it>Sometimes, i rip the skin
>>83386851Marie herself confirmed it. Are you brown? Defending nonces.
>>83386938sorry fur whuut?
>>83386826Gay Spacker FC
>run_import_drama_twolling_from_last_thread.exe
>>83386957all the world is a school playgrounds it seems
>>83386947You know deep down HHL would have hated that photo being taken with the fag pride flag behind him. If only the football team knew what he posts on here also watching THAT video as well.
anyone been to the seaside recently? im thinking of going to bournemouth next yea but it might be a bit sad going alone.
>>83386982He shared THAT video with all his gay mates.
HHL is out at a match, in the company of others, having a laugh. You sat alone as usual thinking about him. He does think about you ever.
>>83387004He can sit right at the back and still see everything.
drug and alcohol test tomorrow and im on the beer, im livin life on the edge
>>83387025love a Sean neck edit
Clit seal
Last time Sean went for a swim it made the news.
blah blah escort drivel etc etc jazz hands
Ecstatic at spending 12 hours of his day to get 29 replies from men and an anonymous website. Absolutely giddy. Time means nothing when you're life has no worth.
>>83387025cor look at the literal neck on that lad blimey guvnor crikey
>>83387064get her with 29 repliessome of us travel alone even furtherreal men don't count (You)s
SCREAMING AN CREASING DE LID LAD LOD LUDS XD
>>83386937Dadberg has suggested I can do it but had a look at a yt video and decided I would rather get someone who knows what they're doing to do it in case I fuck it up. >>83386940That isn't how insurance works lad, they don't pay to fix minor broken bits they're only there for if you have a crash or someone steals it or burns it.
loving that fresh fred feeling on this beautiful sunny Sunday morningjust back from churchnow I shall capitulate with the britfeel prolesand make a roast later onthen a gentle stroke to a chubby lassand then bed nesting 7pm for some youtubes and more britfeel timelife is gr8 and I am your kingit's all about me
>>83387025more of the lad on the left? he's broodingly hot
>>83387077that isnt what capitulate means your highness
Going into London for a gig later, sincerely hoping it ends at 10 so I don't have to get the last train home. Just thinking about getting the last train home is reminding me of the king of the nonces, megalolz
I hope Aussie lass is ok.
>>83387085is a coach not an option
do you lads care about fox hunting?
>>83387091Not really, not a coach station anywhere near me. Closest national express place is probably about a half hour taxi away so it'd end up costing more and take longer. Last train is like quarter to 12 and second to last is quarter past 10. It'll be annoying if I have to miss much of headliner (only band I care about) but I also really don't want to be sitting on the train at 1 in the morning
>>83387082no it's exactly what I mean actually, I may be your king but I'm not averse to seeing other points of view and you generally do explain them pretty well overallhence capitulatethe irony of this post is not lost on mecheers for the support babe X
Quartz - Interloper (Metalheadz)Proper dirty screwface drumfunk bizniz
>>83387101has the fox tipped their escort or no
>>83387109to capitulate WITH us we would all have to surrender to some other person you meant capitulate to us (well you didnt you dont know what that word means )
Got that God of Wamblers for 12 quid. x
>>83387101I think you have to be a psychopath to do it. Someone who kills animals for a hobby isn't the type of person I'd want to associate with, even if they did tip the fox afterwards. Used to know a few people that did the whole huntsab thing and I was generally supportive of them, but never fancied spending my weekends getting up early and being terrorised by the landowner bootlickers that do all the work to make sure their masters can have a lovely time with their bloodsport. So in answer to your question, yes I care about it, but not very much.
>>83387135>God of Wamblerswhats this?
>>83387143God of Gamblers (1989) starring Chow Yun Fat.
>>83387143>He doesn't know about god of wamblers
>>83387142you seem like a kind an empathetic person>>83387147>Chow Yun Fatlol>>83387148i have been informed
>>83387125actually if you put it like that, fair point well madeI capitulate TO YOU, my love
Tell ya what this shrinkflation stuff is BOLLOCKS. I remember back when every supermarket did packs of 5 donuts for a quid. Now you're lucky to get 4 for that much, co-op have snuck theirs up to 1 pound and 5 pence for 4 which really when you consider it in comparison to what we used to have is quite a large percentage increase. That being said, I do have one donut left from yesterday's packet and will be consooming it presently. What happens after that? Anyone's guess.
>>83387109>>83387125>>83387158He actually fell for it. Outstanding.
>>83387160are you a fat biffer lad?
>>83387160work more get less, not rite
she told me she's wearing crotchless knickers under her nightie and her bf just pulled into the drivewaythey should be done by now and she's mine again
>>83387165Nah skelly mode me, tall and skinny build.
>>83387188then I hope you fully enjoy your overpriced sugary snacks X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFrr-L_BcC4>Onions faggot moderator goes "the men and women working on this tunnel" multiple times>Literally 100% of the workers shown are maleO i am laffinAt 16m36s there's also some very obvious masonic signalling with the "333 metres" shit, you just know that (((opening ceremony))) in 2033 (!) will be chock-full of freemason shit again, just like the demonic Gotthard base tunnel opening ceremony back then
Right, fuck it. I've messaged the escort with a polite follow-up. If she doesn't respond then I'll move on and be done with her.
Wherever the white man ventures, he must also build and create
>>83387219Do you want me to reply to you so you can continue or will you be samefagging?
>>83387219Hope she's given you a debilitating and extremely embarrassing STD and you have to explain to a cute nurse that you've been visiting escorts
>>83387235Just stop responding and it will stop.
>>83387088Who is she? She looks like a girl that fucks black guys.
>>83387235Nope, just saying what the situation isIf she doesn't reply she's a cunt>>83387238I did an STD test, all clear :)
>>83387235Just sent her this message >Hello beautiful gorgeous girl, I hope you are having a wonderful day. Do you think we can still meet up on the 9th of January? I would love to lick your pussy up and down. Message me back when we can talk next. Thanks XxXDo you think I'm being over confident? Or should I be assertive and say what I want?
I shall be posting the same shit larp/gimmick for years about how I call the doctors everyday and they tell me to book online they don't do on the day appointments unless it's an emergency. But I don't understand and just want a wart removing from my dick lol. >SSM_sexul_health_clinic.jpg xD
A bit nervous about seeing the doctor in the morning about my limp dick and purple balls. Might send her another message in hopes she gives me a bit of comfort, I really don't want my health condition to affect our relationship.
a never ending barrage of tinned meats in here
>>83387246A 19 year old asmrtist from Sydney. Very nice bint to look at.
>>83387296You moving on to stalk Australians now?
mate told me a story yesterday about a lad who had a party trick where he would put his signet ring around his willy. he did it on his stag do, fell asleep drunk, and woke up to his cock all blue and shrivelled. they had to chop it off.
>>83387305Sounds a bit like escortmong then LOL
Right, escort it. I've escorted the escort with a polite escort-up. If she doesn't escort then I'll escort on and be escort with her.
>>83387296Would like to look at her tuppence.
Talking of Australia and Sydney... a far right shooter killed at least 12 in a shooting of a Hanukkah party. We need to confront how the far right is spreading hate, and increase immigration to fight it.
luv old cars me
Oh god I cannot imagine my first time with her, I've been messaging her now for weeks now. What if it goes all wrong? What if my little limp dick won't get hard when it's time! Honestly I think I prefer the tipping thing and just talking, this way I can still speak to women and feel empowered by supporting her with regular tips.
>>83387359sarcasm is the lowest form of wit lad
>>83387371Where's the sarcasm exactly lad?
>>83387302No I just like her. She's not really new for me. >>83387333An innie.
>the figures we do have show that, overall, foreign nationals in England and Wales are imprisoned or convicted at roughly the same rate as British nationals, according to analysis by the Migration Observatory at the University of Oxford.>When you adjust for age and sex - important because young men are disproportionately likely to commit crime, and migrant populations tend to be younger - the share of non-citizens in prison is actually lower than the share of British citizens. (There is no publicly available data on conviction rates after adjusting for age.)
Bazinga hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4KMQuyxH_Y>"(...) One of the most metal [read: damaging] things you can do to your body"And yet still not nearly as bad as taking the COVID gene therapy and having your DNA produce spike proteins literally until you die, lolOf course these (((soros)))-funded Kurzgesoid morons would *never* make a video explaining the dangers of these mRNA spike-producing clotshots, though
Soros ate my hamster
Turkey has better water parks than the UK. Here we only have shitty leisure centres with maybe one tube. https://youtu.be/lvLEQlxy-Ms
if 4chan was blocked how much would it impact your day to day life
>>83387359Thots will be scared to go to the beach now kek.
soft ending my latest tripcodewe had a good runcheers x
>>83387502>we had a good runwho are you?
Think I'm done with britfeel. I had a right old laugh a while ago but it's not the same. Best wishes to de lads and regulars who aren't cunts. See ya around.
>>83387464Would probably have to find something productive to do instead of shitposting all day.
>>83387508See you tomorrow cunt
>>83387502Farewell and godspeed your majesty
>>83387359>far rightNot many arab looking lads on the far right, desu.He looks more like a mossad agent.
If I'm not able to get sex, is there any point working? I can live off disability and PIP. I don't really think going on holidays on my own would be worth it from slaving, then you've got the rent, the car payments, the additional bills (need smartphone most likely for work). Why would I want to work? I don't have any career interests.
>>83387420>heh, how can you complain about foreigners in British prisons when there are British people in British prisons
What's worse escortmong or imposter escortmong?
>>83387525your virginity isnt down to you inability to get a job you just dont have a good personality
>>83387540i prefer the "im purposefully misunderstanding the topic and posting unrelated things that share the same name" gimmick
>>83387545Then what's the answer for no personality lads? Why should we work?
>>83387560>Then what's the answer for no personalitythere isnt one
>>83387536Also missing that most rape gang members are "British nationals". This needs to be done by ethnicity, and adjusted for decades of police cover ups.
Ruth's wonky eyes and terrible eyesight are cute to me. Reckon she wears contacts nowadays.
>>83387565>This needs to be done by ethnicity, and adjusted for decades of police cover ups.how are you going to make this happen
not long now til ofcom bans this place, lads.
>muh personality copeIt's looks for genuine attraction.Fame, status, wealth etc for betabux.Personality is irrelevant. Obviously the case and there's stats to back it up.
>>83387585>not long now til ofcom bans this place, lads.Can't wait, would be beneficial for most of the lads here
>>83387585And how will they do that?
anyway no point crying about being unable to get girlsembrace the pornosexual lifestyle
>>83387586could you point out this cope?
>>83387584The government could release the ethnicity data net of cover ups right now if they wanted to. The fact that they don't is probably telling.As for handling the cover ups, you'll just have to assume the true rates for yourself. It's not ideal, but again the government could have been honest all this time and not required us to make assumptions like that.
Don't know why she doesn't have a boyfriend yet. Seems like she has a nice personality. Must be very picky them Welsh bints.
>you'll just have to assume the true rates for yourself.
When the police stop and search me, I always put my ethnicity down as black/african despite being white. Such a stupid process.
>>83387597amen.>>83387598they plan on banning UK IPs from accessing the website>just use a vpn!vpns are often rangebanned by 4chan.
>>83387616>When the police stop and search meThis has never happened though has it lad? And they certainly haven't asked for your ethnicity.
My favourite blacked stuff might be french girls. "OUI OUI OUI OHHHHH OUI!" is so hot.
>>83387522>arab lookingClearly Pakistani thoughever
>>83387624not him but i was a victim of crime a year or so ago and they asked me (among other things) my ethnicity so it might be true
>>83387624Happened a few times. Things like burglary, filming women and pacing around at night usually gets their attention.
>>83387632Yeah on stop and search they do fill out a form for you. Obviously I only go along with it to fuck their statistics up.
>>83387626>french girls. "OUI OUI OUI OHHHHH OUI!" is so hot.Sauce?
>>83387622They won't do anything, and if they did, can just buy a pass and post onVPN.The real worry is the murrican KOSA, if that comes in, then 4chan will either shut down for everyone, or force posters to confirm their age with an ID.Ofcom aren't an issue really, anon.
>>83387647>asking for blacked porn
frenly reminder that apus are listed as white on crime statistics
>>83387649passes are gay and so is anyone that buys one. I'm not putting any of my salary into (((rapeape)))'s tranny prostitute fund.
ah nice, time for the old "boxroom dwelling dossers are somehow constantly getting stopped and searched for NO reason" drivel Just admit you love authority figures telling you what to do
>>83387653apus are too innocent to commit crime they must have been seethers
>>83387663>Just admit you love authority figures telling you what to doYes but only if they're sexy black men telling me to crawl and thank them for fucking my wife
>>83387653WAIT WHAT????PROOF??????
'magine holding you're peanus weanus inside that spicyarse leccy beam lol
>>83387663Some of us go for walks in the dead of night. I like to turn the opposite direction and run when I see a police car just to fuck with them.
>>83387647idk from a webm on /gif/ a while ago. Lots of bbc threads on there usually. BNWO, blacked waifus, BMWW, BMWM. Give it a look. I've seen that and other french stuff pop up a bunch of times. If you ask in a BMWW thread someone will post it probably.
Since I stopped masturbating so much my cock has definitely grown
My heart rate increases every time I think about them pigs that have tried to intimidate me.
>I'm a shut-in but have been stopped and searched (which police literally never do) several times!What causes this kind of autism? Does it come from watching those "auditor" videos all the time?
>>83387705>I'm a shut-in but have been stopped and searched (which police literally never do)>In the year ending March 2025, there were around 528,582 stop and searches in England and Wales, a slight decrease from the previous yearat least do a quick google search before you post
>Five arrested over plot to attack German Christmas market>Three Moroccans, an Egyptian and a Syrian were detained on Friday over the plan to target a market in the southern Bavarian state. Authorities said they suspected an "Islamist motive".>German newspaper Bild reported the Egyptian man was an imam at a mosque in the area.I can't believe Farage and the far right are brainwashing followers of The Religion of Peace. We need to ban Reform and AFD immediately to put a stop to this.
This dude has got the Gigachad pheno/jaw lol A nerd trapped in a Chad's body
>>83387723you are so hurt all the time
>>83387668apus are prolific shoplifters and sex pests>>83387672section 12 of the new green act (1997)
Why do gays always have to target children with their degeneracy?
>>83387736>apus are prolific shoplifters and sex pestsno they're just to dumb to understand the concept of money and have autism so they give girls the ick they're womfy frens really
>>83387705provides excitement in their dull lives ladThey can come on here and complain how heavy handed and rough the police are, constantly harassing them etc like they are up to some dodgy shit Then you ask what caused them to stop you? and its usually some genius shit like>Yeah i wasn't doing anything, i was just loitering around the city centre at 3am staring directly into cctv cameras and then legging it once i saw the police, how dare they fucking stop ME for doing LITERALLY NOFFING INNIT?" Massive spastics
>Disregard pussy>Acquire bismuthKing shit, is it not
>>83387736wut there's no mention of india in that act
The so-called Chadsperg>Well of course i know him, he's me.jpg
>>83387753End of the day doing that is not against the law. Scum pigs have stopped me for acting normal too.
Why is everyone saying 4chan is getting banned now? Did they annouce it or something?
>acting normal>smelly middle aged turkish man walking around in the middle of the night with no shoes on
>>83387785the government tried to fine them because they wont id check people but 4 chan just ignored it so a ban is the next logical step
The Nice Attack = Muslim The Paris Attacks = MuslimsThe Shoe Bomber = Muslim The Orlando attack = Muslim The Beltway Snipers = MuslimsThe Fort Hood Shooter = Muslim The Underwear Bomber = Muslim The Westminster Attack = Muslim The 2005 Bali Bombings = Muslims The murder of Lee Rigby = Muslims The U.S.S. Cole Bombers = Muslims The London Bridge Attack = Muslims The Madrid Train Bombers = Muslims The Charlie Hebdo Attacks = Muslims The San Bernardino Attacks = Muslims
>>83387800Digital IDs will fix ALL of this lid
>>83387800oh no! what are you planning to do about this?
>>83387800Why does Every Western government put people in prison who say Muslim immigration is bad, and then import millions more Muslims?
Luvin' every laff, meDumb fucking vaxxed-up goyim NPC cattle being marched off to the (((slaughter))) by the ususal (((suspects))) innit
>>83387792I thought we've known this for months already, so why is there so much talk about it now?
>>83387659It's better than going to the sharty.
>>83387811There isn't. Other than you bringing it up. It's something we've all known for months.
>>83387804>Digital IDs will fix ALL of this lidi agree
>>83387807>put people in prison who say Muslim immigration is bad,when did that happen?
>>83387800And what will you do? Produce more white children and rise up against the muslims?Nah, site on 4chan and consume video games.
>>83387832I might start getting angry and waving flags around while painting roundabouts That will SURELY stop all these bombings?
>>83387807Almost like it's part of a plan, eh lad?
>>83387832Control 2 got announced. Building a new PC for it innit.
>>83387831Australia recently put this man in prison for saying he doesn't want brown immigrants in his country.Just one out of thousands of such cases across the Western world, but you of course won't have any idea if the mainstream media hasn't told you.
>>83387854>put this man in prison for saying he doesn't want brown immigrants in his country>High-ranking neo-Nazi Joel Davis may miss the birth of his child after a court ruled he must remain behind bars on remand over allegations he encouraged the abuse of federal MP Allegra Spender.again just a 10 second google, please
>>83387860It's nonsense... they lie. They keep putting people in jail over any reason, and later they get released with the charges dropped.Keep believing the slop they tell you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0PjLvlBsWw>(((house centipede))) @ 59 secondsCopped an amused lill wheeze
Just got a set of keys made. House key and room key. 18 quid.And guess what. The house key works but is very stiff and takes multiple tries, and the room key doesn't turn at all. This country is a fucking joke, can't even get a set of keys made. The guy doing it was an old white man with a long white beard, he was fixing a watch when I walked in, so I was thinking I'm sorted, this looks like a master craftsman type. But nope, he's actually a fucking retard like 99% of people in this overpriced shithole.
>>83387868>they lieproof?
Pretty curious to see whether we'll get the usual>Don't look back in anger!>Muslims are the real victims!>Religion of peace!Now it's an attack on Jews.
>>83387892Of course not, lots of crying and demanding special treatment. Same as with the Manchester synagogue attack.It's completely different to when whites are killed by Muslims, then we're somehow made to apologise and we need unity and to come together.
>>83387885He said in an online chat that people should "rhetorically rape" someone in the comments of an X post, i.e. respond negatively to it.He was then arrested whilst eating breakfast in a cafe and has been denied bail and in solitary confinement ever since, as if he was some extremely dangerous serial killer.If you think this is a normal response or fair you are lying. Black and brown immigrants can literally stab or rape someone, and be given bail.There is nobody (zero people in the planet), and especially not anyone in the police or courts, who actually thinks Joel was calling for someone to be raped. It's just punishment for who he is (muh ebil neo-nazi), rather than anything he said or did.
>>83387881My mum got keys made about a year ago, she went back 3 times cause they didn't work and in the end the guy gave up and refunded her. I think the only way to get a reliable set of keys made that is guaranteed to work is by a locksmith at your house who can actually test and adjust on the fly. Course that is going to cost a lot though for the callout charge though.
>>83387881There's probably crap in your lock mate. After a while keys run down and the barrels get bits of ground up metal in them. It's alright with old keys because they're a bit worn. If you try to put a new key in that's cut to the correct specifications then it gets jammed with the metal dust and doesn't work proper. This is my entirely uneducated guess.
>>83387933so the article i read did say that me mentioned rape but it didnt explicitly say he was calling for it so its not really a lie. if anything you're more of a lier for saying he was arrested for wanting less immigration the article i read ; https://au.news.yahoo.com/high-ranking-neo-nazi-remain-034347709.html
>>83387939Or you buy a new lock for 15 quid lol
morning ladsmight be going to that mate A's tonight. suspect she's still tuckered out from that pregabalin. mate B's also messaged me, also about wanting more pregabalin.i reckon i need to stop getting women preggers, /britffeel/.
enough guitar for today x
>>83387939>>8338794118 quid for 'maybe they will work innit'. Fucking cunt. I read online the common cause is poorly cut keys and to go back. He will cut again and be more careful. So why wasn't he careful the first time then? Knobhead. If I had some chav mates, I'd get them to fuck up his shop but alas I don't hang around in those circles.
>Imagine, if you will, placing your engorged genitalia on top of such a contraption whilst it is being actively operated.>Quite the confounding thought, is it not good sire?
I'll never work and do anything with my life. What about you lads? I'm just not cut out for it. Sad thinking about it really.
>>83388009Same. I'm not normal. Never was. Don't fit in and no one likes me, especially girls. I'm not working and paying taxes when I can't get love from a woman.
cba to use the hairdryer. sat here brushing my hair like a princess (classic Cross-chan style).
>>83388014I just can't see why it's worth playing a game I can never win. People like me should be eligible for euthanasia.
Missed out on sex with 18 year olds.
>one life>born a autistic ugly retard>not born as a very tall athletic black american football player who gets to bang all the cheerleaders
>>83388009Me? High paying job, married and one sprog. My next goal is to convince the wife to make another sprog.
>>83388043SSM is an ugly mong and he had lots of sex
>>83388052I have no energy or intelligence to do any job.
>>83388041I fucked a 18(17) year old goth girl
I genuinely believe there are people who are simply better and stronger than others on a fundamentally physiological level. People like us, with chronic illnesses, mental illnesses are simply inferior and weak, and I'm not saying this to put anyone down, it's simply the truth, crude unadulterated truth. It's honestly better for us not to even try at this point because we fit nowhere, we don't want to do pointless jobs that don't pay enough for survival for life, but at the same time we cannot improve upon anything. If euthanasia existed I'd honestly even pay money to get it, when you have a bunch of disabilities that fly under the radar and are considered "high-functioning" nobody thinks of what happens when their disabling effects stack cumulatively, having 10 "mild" chronic illnesses is way worse than having 1 that's severe because you'll never be seen as "disabled" in order to receive neetbuxx. I hate this world, I'm tired.
so was pork portrayed by the same artist who brought us eva6?does he not understand that eva6 is the one everyone wants?
>>83388083Lucky you but that is an exception.
>>83388100Nutted in her raw desu
>>83388078Get some modafinil in ya
I have expelled a gaseous excretion'tis quite odorous indeed, verilyNauseatingly intense, even
>>83388093i know it's trite at this point to go on about social constructs but these are qualitative, rather than quantitive, i suppose you could say. it's easy to say 'cancer is bad' and 'the flu is bad' sure, but it's also your body just doing what's normal, nature doesn't give a shit. in fact if you didn't have pain or get sick you'd be dead by now.i think the main measuring stick /r9k/ uses is "what's attractive to women" but if you're a short white autistic man, you'd be a good horse jockey, you can drink as much milk as you want, and you can turn your "disability" into an ABILITY (such as programming, or coding, or writing software).
25th tomorrow, off t'cinema for 17:20 with the gfberg, shes got me some sort of gift as well and has bought some pizza for after at hers, hopefully there is a willy bounce in order oh aye that would be nice
>>83388106Really doubt you had anyone. Just some sick fantasy.
>>83387978Slight overreaction for a mild inconvenience there lad.
The pigs loved finding a reason to arrest an 18yo girl in a thong swimsuit didn't they?https://youtu.be/8FfAS-hoE_o
>>83388129Not a fantasy lad. I stretched her little zoomer cunt, she fit her whole hand inside after, her first time taking it raw too
>>83388093every bullied 13 year old knows this but gets gaslit by the adults around them that they are being mistreated. no, the world is survival of the fittest and you are the weakling that the strong ones are naturally weeding out. the most fucked up thing is how everyone has convinced themselves this isnt real so if you are a loser everyone hates its all your fault.
wtf do I buy for my mum for christmas?
>Algoberg recommending me yet more clickbait midwit HossenslopSad! innit
5'7", 45kg, sweet little thing desu
>>83388171She got one of these for her mum.
>5'7, 45kg>7 stone, 99lbsngl that sounds a bit larpy unless she was a genuine anorexic, literally a bag of bones
>>83388148beautiful lass. hurts so much I never got to fuck girls in their prime sexual attractiveness.
>>833881755'7", 145kg, your mum desu
>>83388185Yeah she was too thin, had been anorexic in the past. I'd make her eat and she'd wolf it down every time like she'd never been fed, so cute
>>83388171Get her a black male stripper.
>>83388196that doesn't even sound nice to shag though, cant do anorexics
>>83388148Sad tits
I'm pretty sure most men would dump their hag wives if they could get 18yo girls all the time with no stigma.
so the "hero" of sydney tackled the shooter but let him go? the shooter than ran away and continued to shoot people? not much of a hero then desu imo senpai
>>83388204Probably her only insecurity. Bet she gets plenty of American jock cock filling her up.
>>83388148>18yoshouldn't be drinking then, should she? she's an adult, she should know how to follow the law (or face the consequences)
>>83388204There are guys in this thread with bigger tits than her.
>>8338822521 is a stupid restriction in the USA.
>>83388231my pecs are bigger than her tits through lifting
Guys channel is just young girls getting arrested. Is this some kink?
When I look at a beautiful 18 year old woman it makes me very sad.
>>83388238just admit you want to shag 20-year-olds.
>>83388266Most men do want to. Women are old looking past 25.
Miss me ill looking lass. I don't think she'll come back because of creeps.
Men are disposable. That's why you shouldn't have to work.
Shagging young women is amazing. Everybody should do it at least once.
Just had my weekly shower. I'm a nice clean boy, ready for anything.
>>83388332I'm lucky to get to get two showers in a year. That's what lifelong depression, having no energy all the time and being a neet shutin does to you.
>>83388332Did you clean your bellend?
i hate how quickly it gets dark now
>>83388342Surely that can't be real? You'd actually start to get problems like that German guy, what was his name? Crustanon? He had fungus growing on his skin. And a fucked up dick with bad phimosis that was rotting.Picrel was his room.
>>83388360This was his skin after 13 months of not washing.
>>83388344Yes I have a clean penis.
>>83388360>>83388362cor my friend told me she'd seen this one in one of those YouTube videos.actual thread was more fascinating (these YouTubers really do add fuck all, wasn't even a good summary). his penis wasn't as bad as i expected, really.was living with his disabled nana or something, right? do Germans not have to go to Das Jobcentre?
Imagine living in Australia. Young fresh pussy on tap
>>83388445Not sure but he probably an heroed now. Poor guy had given up completely
>>83388360Love seeing these pictures, glad I don't have to smell them. On a train that goes through Gatwick at this time on a Sunday is fucking bleak. Can't even get up to go for a piss.
Sunderland wonNewcastle lost
>>83388482HHL's wollocks will take a battering today
>>83388493As will Chika's bussy
there was a neckbeard dude on /g/ 14 years ago who (supposedly) left his parents' house in a huff, and lived in a cave for a few days. whatever rusing or trolling, he was clearly not a healthy individual (very overweight, depressed/alcoholic, posted bizarre nudes).i lurked /g/ the other day and he's STILL POSTING. glad he made it. there's hope for us all, /britfeel/ <3
>>83388519There was a guy on r9k before it became the incel board who'd done something similar. Lived in a hole in the woods with a tarp over it. Everyone called him holetroll.
I have to take a shidd now X
Sexual intercourse with ASMRtists
Does anyone have Ruth's videos saved?
>>83388580Ruthmong definitely has a folder of all of her videos
>>83388530Which is ironic since he never got any hole.
>>83388557there's been a noticeable increase in the vulgarity of your posts recently. i kindly* request** that you cease this immediately.* unkindly** demand
Rubbish team, rubbish managerIt sad
Just seen that Sunderland result. HHL is going to be getting well and truly wissed in celebration.
enormous anime girl tittys
Ruth's velvety tuppence walls
>>83387359looks some kind of messican, told ypu guys there are a lot of bad hombres coming.
>>83388667Rubbish city desu
Last full week innit
Wops gorgeous funbags
I would like to see Ruth wearing less clothing
Good results for me and HHL in the footy this weekend. Thought Leicester would do shit but they won 3-1 and scored two worldies. Abdul from the half way line, get inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No5-Ne-H_GE
Starting to feel a bit Christmassy now. I can feel it winding down at work. Just 1 more week and then I'm off until 2nd week of January.
>>83388713talk shit about my city again, i dare you.
Another Newcastler here? Corrr.
>>83388774Very nice ladIn work until Xmas Eve myself
what does it feel like to shag a girl in her sexual prime? like 18 years old.
>>83388794NTA but i used to live in consett
>>83388800its fucking hot desu t b h
>>83388794as if i ever leave.
>>83388800It's the best feeling in the world. It's what you exist for. It's what every man should experience, and most would have done until recently.Nothing could ever top it, having those teenage hormones coursing through you, it all being new (to both of you) etc. Pure ecstasy.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Bondi_Beach_shooting>Immediately adds in the actual motives If this had been an anti-christian attack it'd still say "motives unclear" with tranny editors brigading the article lol
>>83388800really good if she knows what she is doing (very rare when they are that young) and into it
I say jump and mummy says how high as it should be x
although, might be leaving tonight. friend's house, play some games.we went on a nightwalk a few days ago. first time i'd seen all the Christmas lights. corrr it magic.
>>83388820Dunno which catto poster you are. Didn't know one of the catto posters was from here. It a small world.
>he rapt Marie and rapt his niece xDWow incredibly evidence open and shut case
Don't really get what escorts do when they login to AdultWork. The "Hot List" function shows their login time. So the one I messaged at 13:00 today logged in at 16:10. Hasn't even read my message.Another one I messaged at 11:00 on Friday. Logged in today, still hasn't read it.You'd think they would try to stay on top of their messages since it's their business. Do they just login and log straight back out? They cannot have that much demand. Honestly we need brothels like Germany and Holland over here.
Women are all sluts and liars simple as. Fuck off Marie you fucking potato. We are all wrongun Edwards x
Funny how many self-professed chads there are here. Funny that. Yehhh we totally believe you all. Corrr. Nope.
>>83388828>thousands of whites regularly stabbed/raped/blown upPart and parcel of living in a city. Diversity is our strength. Don't look back in anger. We need unity. Love not hate.>jew killedOy vey it's anudda shoah. We need more security for jews. Every world leader calling out antisemitism and offering millions to help.
never mind, mate A has changed her mind.could ask mate B if she fancies hanging out. but if i go round hers, i'll ask her if she has any ket in, she probably will, and then where am i? up the creek, that's where.
>>83388923Why do you tell us this stuff? Is it just boasting?It's no relevance to anyone here, we don't know your female friends and we don't need to know what you are doing with them.
garn be bedlam in the beehive tonight when sean and the sunnyview care home casuals turn up
>>83388956>Does more orbiting than Saturn.
>>83387142you seem like a massive egotistical fanny
The great mackem piss up will take place tonight at the beehive
>>83388956you could say i am quite possessive of my friends. but you know which one i WISH i was possessive of? mate K.
>>83388991Every day it's this:>meeting up with mate A later>had a good time with mate A earlier>can't wait to see mate A again>mate A hasn't responded to meHe should tell her how he feels instead of telling us.
>>83387364Bit too old for me that. Mid 80s-2000 are great though. Modern cars are so wank, you can barely feel them.
>>83388999If he can get his long neck through that crowd, why can't he get a job?
>>83386943Marie has a chicken nugget where her brain should be. If it's real wy has nobody gone to the police?
>>83389049She doesn't have the mental capacity to know that she was raped. She traded her fanny for a big mac, and she never did figure out where the fish smell was coming from.it not right
Slight headacheberg kicking inX
watching that frieren on Netflix IN HD X
>>83388874i am superficially similar* to this elf, and yet you would not look at me twice on the street.* or was ;_;
>>83389075woah bet its even in colour
>>83388885>Diversity is our strength.Diversity is (((their))) strength.White nationalism is the greatest threat to (((their))) democracy.
holy fuck i cant wait to get this dl'd
>>83389095simpcity mate pay for nothing x >>83389081colour hd on me television set
Watching Avatar: The Way of Water. Edie Falco as some tough army general woman is probably the worst casting I have seen in a film. This is why typecasting is a thing. >>83389080Idk what this means.
>>83389103She was a prison guard in Oz. She's usually a tough woman. She was Tony Soprano's wife after all.
if you missed out on teenage lust and sex and love is it even worth getting out of bed
>>83389111I mean I always see her as Carmela. A somewhat tough exterior at times sure but>Punching things while in a giant mech suitIs just ridiculous.
>>83388828>Immediately adds in the actual motivesThere's no mention of it being an Islamic extremist attack thoughever.
>>83389118Yes, you pathetic mopey woe is me spastic
>In October, Rabbi Schlanger - whose family has identified him as one of those killed in today's shooting - spoke to the Australian Jewish News outlet, external after the attack on the Heaton Park Synagogue in Manchester.>Schlanger, who told the outlet that his great uncle Leslie had been the rabbi of the synagogue for more than 35 years, was asked if he was worried about a similar attack happening in Australia. >Schlanger replied that he put his "full trust in Hashem that nothing will happen".
>>83389163knew it thanks
>>83389135I genuinely remember fuck all about the second Avatar film and I saw it in the cinema.
>>83389164Nothing ever happens bros... our response?
>>83389174They are pretty derivative films I guess. I like them though because they are at least well made and only exist because James Cameron is obsessed with making them. Something respectable in that.
Ultracox
is Avatar 2 worth watching? Never bothered to watch it
Me? Have plenty of sex including the teenage love thing. Get asked out by women regularly.Still pretend to be an incel online and tell everyone there's no point trying in anything. Pretty fun to LARP as oppressed desu.
>>83389192Yeah I do like them and they look amazing in 4K, the plot is just a big ridiculous nothingburger.
>>83389207>Get asked out by women regularly.Literally why did you end up here?
Frieren is actually comfy show back to the Witcher 3 grind soon
>>83389234Got into the habit of the 'chan 15 years ago. I come and go, but it seems you can never fully leave.
almost 30 watching anime in my bedroom
anime fans are the truly oppressed.
It dark out
you know what would be REALLY funny?
I must now recuperate X
yeah its called winter you fucking dullard
>>83389315Trvth nvke. The fact that as a near 30 year old I can't talk about my favourite teenage waifus is against my 'ooman 'ights.But you won't hear the ECHR say anything about it, will you? Because we're too oppressed for that.
>>83389334then where isthe snow
I'm having a baked potato, baked sweet potato, wild salmon, and my homegrown kale.
>>83389358Sounds like a meal for queers. I'm having two large cornish pasties and two mars bars.
>>83389354I dont snow
>>83389364Do you think you are harder than me
look just fuck off smart arse
im terrified about the potential block frens. this site is the only sense of community that i have. every other environment I am in elsewhere i feel like the outsider but not here. I have no social life irl and fucking hate it and its terrifying to think how empty and contactless my life could be should this site go.
>>83389374Looks that way doesn't it lad? Enjoy your leaves.
>>83389412It will be better for you in the long run because you'd have to make some real friends. There's no growth without pain lad.
Still no response from the escort, lads.She hasn't even read my last mesaage. I'm sure she said she was "working" up until the 20th. Do they only look at their emails/texts at certain times?
>>83389429She read it, she just thinks you are cringe and obsessed with her, and she doesn't want anything to do with you since you are giving off serial killer vibes.
>>83389429barking up the wrong tree you fat smelly mong
I was looking forward to my dinner but somebody said I'm queer for eating it
>>83389425>real friendsSo we can watch tiktoks together about our favourite american twitch streamers. Everybody is online now grandad there's no "real life real friends" like its the 90s.
>>83389439Nah I don't think so I've sent her well over a hundred messages now with several tips, I demand to be seen to after pouring so much money in with tips. Going to give her an ultimatum soon, see me on the 9th like we agreed or the tips stop. I'm being dead serious. Nobody ignores me and gets away with it.
>>83389462>watch tiktoks together about our favourite american twitch streamersSure thing zoomoid, that is exactly what everyone in the world does. Sounds like you've got everything figured out.
Still reeling from no Seaside uploafs. Its messed my head up how bad the trolls have gone for him this time; right after Christmas too. Its despicable that they're allowed to run a campaign of hate against one of the jolliest, gentle and kindest lads around. Seaside done so much, he litter picks, he gives to charities, he's always willing to share a beer or bring people up when they're down, he support local businesses that desperately need help like Curtis and Cerne Abbas.I've lost my only father figure. It hurts deeply, feel so lost and alone without having his uploafs playing in the morning or evening when I'm at my most depressed.
i just want them to come up with some Meta-YouTube, where i can watch people watching YouTubers describe movies they've seen.
What more do I have to do lads?What more do I have to do to make women like me? I'm in the hole hundreds of pounds now and still she won't see me. As a man I believe I'm entitled to see her after giving so much money. Don't you agree?
>>83389489>right after ChristmaswhatWhy are you defending this nonce anyway, he's a wrong'un
Bit down in the dumps today. Can't pinpoint why. Maybe it's seasonal depression or something.
Why do /britfeel/ers feel compelled to keep gimmicks running long after they've stopped being entertaining?
>>83389439>She read itNo she hasn't, AdultWork shows when a message has been read.
Here's the message I've just sent her >Hello gorgeous girl why are you ignoring me? I've sent you hundreds of pounds to support your family and you aren't responding to me. Are we still on for the 9th of January Like we agreed? If you ignore me one more time the tips stop. Sorry I can't be wasting my time with somebody who doesn't appreciate me for what I am. Think it's abit harsh? what do you guys think?
>>83389513is it 'gimmicks'or is it 'posting'
Come on lads, stop pretending to be Escortlad. I can tell the real deal.
>>83389551Impersonating stops when escortmong stops.
Looking for songs for my gym playlist. Been pumping to this shit as of latehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E3RGMMLRv4
i have made quite the discovery. however, it is only of relevance to me, and of zero interest to you, so i won't be sharing.
>Hello gorgeous girl why are you ignoring me? I've sent you hundreds of pounds to support your family and you aren't responding to me. Are we still on for the 9th of January Like we agreed? If you ignore me one more time the tips stop. Sorry I can't be wasting my time with somebody who doesn't appreciate me for what I am.This kind of shit will get you reported to the police. This sounds like someone's who's going to murder her and wear her skin.
>>83389576Why? She promised she would message me and she hasn't. She is the one who has acted wrongly.
>>83389576Is it? What's the problem? Im being dead serious. I've spent weeks messaging her with very little responses she requires tips for us to communicate I'm almost 400 pounds deep right now and not a single crumb of pussy I told her my fantasy a while ago, think it creeped her out? My life coach says I need to be more assertive in life.
>Hello gorgeous girl why are you ignoring me? I've sent you hundreds of pounds to support your family and you aren't responding to me.There's only one possible way someone who would send this looks like. For legal reasons I'm not going to say any more than that.
Anyway as the actual Escortlad, this is the actual message I sent her at 1 PM today.>Hi (her name), just wanted to check in regarding our chat on Monday 8th about pre-booking for January 9th/10th.>You mentioned you could send some time options. I just wanted to see if you've had a chance to confirm? Looking forward to hearing from you.That's it. Nothing weird, just a polite message.
>>83389609>I told her my fantasy a while ago, think it creeped her out?Was your fantasy murdering her and wearing her skin?
She PROMISED
>>83387970Just for you lad,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN8mn2aAGtI
>>83389629Fucking hell, this would shrivel up any woman's vagina. You give off such desperate virgin energy. And with a hooker no less.
>>83389645>I've never fucked a fat bird
Fat girls suck dick better than skinny girls. An educated opinion.
>>83389203story's dogshit but it's eye candy if you've got a nice screen
What a brilliant bumsesh that was. Had me arse bouncing up and down like a basketball, tears running down my face and cum pouring down me ballsack and that was lush. Will be hard pressed to beat out that bumsesh before the year ends. Can't wait for Santa to climb down my chimney x
>>83389631I posted it in the previous thread you must have missed it. >Here guys I will tell you of my fantasy when she comes over on Christmas Day.>First I will start by kissing her hand telling her she is beautiful, loved and respected. I will honour her by kissing her on the forehead.>Secondly I would love to lick her pussy I only have 30 mins so I better make it count, I have no idea where the clitoris is I will have to find it on my way down.>Hopefully my dick and balls will have recovered by then, for me it's the sickly purple colour of my balls that is off putting. Girls don't care about size after all it's the heart that counts. I will ask her to suck my penis after I've finished drying it still don't know why it's limp and wet all of a sudden>And if I'm lucky I will be able to make love to her during the last 5 mins. I can't wait it's going to be the Christmas miracle if she comes!
>>83389694Are you a fat girl?
>>83389645What is desperate about that? Seriously. Don't give a cunt answer. She is a professional escort who said she would provide the information in a "few days". 6 days is more than enough. I sent a polite message being calm and polite.
>>83389629Bro's talking to a whore like she's the HR department.
>>83389744He's insane in the brain lid
Don't think I could ever bang a fat girl lads. A little chubby is okay if she's got commensurately large tits and/or ass, but outright fat would stretch my self respect too far.
Also the whole "ur an awkward virgin" thing is funny.Don't you think escorts are used to dealing with awkward men? I have been polite, hygienic, timely, and respectful towards her. She has left me two positive reviews on AW. I have done nothing wrong here.>>83389744Go on then, how would you have written it? I was trying to be polite and respectful.
DVDlad, give me a film recommendation, NOW!!!
>>83389744kinda reminds me of this preamble...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFYgiRYHic0
>>83389762Did you honour her by kissing her on the hand and forehead? Also why are you tipping her so much money without fucking her?
>>83389779I am not the cunt posting about tipping, there's some other cunt in here pretending to be me.
who wants some?
me, going to start acting awkward and bumbling, like Hugh Grant in romcoms.i expect this will come across VERY charming.
>>83389762>Go on then, how would you have written it?I wouldn't have lad. It's clear she doesn't want to communicate with you and I'd have recognised it's time to move on unless she decides to message back first. It's called not being an obsessed freak.
>>83389785Doubt it why would anyone want to impersonate you?
>>83389786Why do people upload stuff like this to the internet. Do they have no self awareness
>>83389786Escortmong after not receiving a message on AW
>>83389769Cuties (2020), Netflix dub.
>>83389799I hate that kind of upper class bumbling twit
>>83389802>It's clear she doesn't want to communicate with youBased on what? Her last message to me:>No problem at all. I can definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some time options :) xIf she didn't intend further communication, she should have said so. Or she would have just ignored that last message.She is a professional escort. It's her business.
>>83389828Why do you think she hasn't replied to you in several days? Like what do you actually think is going on if you won't accept the obvious that she just doesn't want to talk to you? What's stopping her replying?
Escortmong is now samefagging to change the narrative LOL
I've considered whores to try and speed up my aim of sleeping with girls of as many different ethnicities as possible, but escortlad is putting me off the experience to be desu.
>>83389828Should have honoured her Fanny by kissing it and respecting it
>>83389786This is me after eating my baked potato, baked sweet potato, wild salmon, and my homegrown kale.
No one is ever too busy to respond. "Sorry I was busy" is always an excuse. They just couldn't be bothered because you don't count for much to them. Specially when it's part of their job, like being an escort. She just doesn't like you and took the opportunity to ghost you.
You are a skeevy bean thief!!!
escortmong ghosted by a literal prozzie and it started him on a journey that will likely end with him transitioning to try and become her, or killing her and making a skin suit
>>83389882Those messages he was sending before made my skin crawl. He deserves it? LOL
>>83389852She may be busy, she may have forgotten, she may be trying to work out her January schedule. I was trying to be generous. I gave her 6 days.She left me positive feedback the day after the meeting. She literally fucking invited me to suggest a January date EVEN THOUGH her profile doesn't list her availability as she will finish for Christmas soon. If she was so convinced I was weird, why would she do that? I'm not having the "just being polite" crap. I have been reading the SAAFE forum and I just do not accept that I am even 1% as bad as the clients they complain about. If she is being misleading then she is a cruel woman.
Escortmong in 2026 after transitioning and becoming a prostitute, seething for days about how her transfished customers aren't replying.
i have realised that instead of using the towel rack in my bathroom, i can instead place a hand towel on the radiator between the bathroom and the kitchen. that way, i can use it to dry my hands after washing them in both the bathroom AND the kitchen sink.
>>83389905Nobody wants to talk to him because he sends messages like "hello gorgeous girl" and he wonders why he has to hire an escort to have sex. LOL
>>83389877>Specially when it's part of their job, like being an escort.Yeah, sure, I get that. But I am a client. So it is her business.
>>83389909What about shower towels?
>>83389723Must you tell us this every day?
>>83389785Ok then prove it if your are the real escortmong show your messages on AW
>>83389909that layout is BARELY compliant with planning laws. There should be 2 closed doors between a bathroom and a kitchen. But lets be honest you leave them both open, like any normal person would. Do not put the towel rack in the hallway.ex missus was an architect
>>83389895You're just delusional if you can't see that it's overwhelmingly likely that she doesn't want to talk to you because you probably acted like a serial killer when you saw her. That's obviously the case to everyone else except you, but you can't accept it for whatever reason.
>>83389929Soon on all britfeelers will bless themselves with their first bumsesh
Still refuses to show proof. Why would somebody LARP as a snivelling little virgin begging a woman for sex online?
>Hello gorgeous girl why are you ignoring me?>Please do the needful and respond.
>>83389928those hang over the top of the shower, then when they're soggy i move them to the radiator and (temporarily) place the hand towel back on the towel rack.this system might not be for you, but it's for me.
>>83389942>because you probably acted like a serial killerBut I didn't lolShe saw me again for a second time and it went well.She said next time she would wear red lingerieI am telling you, I was not weird with her at all. She gave me a big kiss as I left whereas the first time was just a hug upon leaving. So what is the problem?You have this idea that I was somehow creepy with her when it just is not true. The second session was MORE intimate.
>>83389769Pocketful of Miracles (1961).
>>83389955maybe the twist is that these are all written by the escort. she had a bad client and now she's writing the fictional loser life that she WISHES he had.
>>83389983Everything you say is creepy, mate.
me? never once had a wee at school, all throughout secondary school.
>>83389909Where do u sleep n.n
Here's another message I sent her a few weeks ago >Hello gorgeous girl, how are you this beautiful morning? Did you sleep well? Would love to see you sometime in December would the 25th be ok? I heard you do call ins all year round and would it be acceptable if I came over for a while? Also would it be ok if I could lick your pussy for 30 mins I love licking pussy it's my favourite. Thanks. Lots of love XxX
why do people keep responding to britnormies prossie gimmick?
Legit some one of them retard autists out in public. He was wearing what looked like a boxing headguard on his head and shouting gibberish.
>>83389983Who are you trying to convince? The reality is that she doesn't want to talk to or see you any more. Coping to me won't change that and the sooner you confront reality the better.
Anyway, I do accept she may ghost me, but it isn't for any rational reason. I was hygienic, polite, timely, didn't try too hard, didn't mistreat her, chatted for a bit, left on time. For what it's worth, her feedback after the first meeting called me "lovely and handsome".I have done nothing wrong here. I have tried to be completely professional. I learnt from the Russian one not to send emotional messages. All I have done is ask for a date in January, that's it.If she doesn't want my money I will find another escort. If sending polite messages are "creepy" then how can anyone engage with her or escorts in general? I am not having it.
>>83390031wherever i fall. there are no windows, no exit. just this corridor and the same two rooms for all of eternity.
>>83390015Same. The toilets were gross, and basically off limits. I went the years without a single wee or poo at school.There was one lad did a poo at school once, it was basically the only poo someone did the entire year, and he was relentlessly mocked, even years later people referred to it. Even people in other years made fun of him for it.I imagine school has moved on now and is a lot more tolerant than when I was at school and everyone was calling each other "gay" and "retard".
>>83389955Gay men often larp as sexual failures, look at it this way, the horny anons, all of us, are so pathetic that women wont form intimate relationships with us even if they are whores thats how disgusting straight men are to gey men (who hate themselves) so he gets a kick out of painting the dominant sexual group as failures.he's a fag in (poor) disguise.
>>83390035It's him samefagging, notice how he writes a post and right after there's a response.
>>83390041I have already accepted that scenario, but it is bullshit and you know it.
>Hello my gorgeous sweetheart, I've been thinking about you... You must come to my family's Christmas dinner and met my parents, as I've told them that we are to be wed. Maybe you can wear special lingerie and I can wear your skin haha. See you soon my love.
Where is HelperLad? Is he already too drunk to post?
>>83390058>I have already accepted that scenario, but it is bullshitThat's not what accepting the situation means.>and you know itSure thing champ. We'll see how it goes in the coming days, weeks, months and years when she continues to not talk to you.
>>83387101Ave always wanted fox hunters to get slathered in raw meat n thrown in a pit of xl Bullys throw the halal mongs nd cat dog swan eating migrants in as Well I dont rly have any sympathy for random humans in this regard It's a little misanthropic but thats my gut feeling
>>83390067Being smacked around by his care home workers... it's not right!
>lovely and handsomeis escort code for creepy and ugly
Cannot stand this escortmong crap, can we post on bant until he fucks off he'a been shitting up the thread for hours and hours days at a time. He's even doing it on /int/
>>83390068>That's not what accepting the situation means.Why not? If she doesn't respond then she is a cunt. I moved on from the Russian one.
>>83390050>There was one lad did a poo at school once, it was basically the only poo someone did the entire year, and he was relentlessly mocked, even years later people referred to it. Even people in other years made fun of him for it.>I imagine school has moved on now and is a lot more tolerant than when I was at school and everyone was calling each other "gay" and "retard".thank fuck someone understands. you couldn't do a poo at school, you'd never live it down. if you went for a piss in the cubicle, obviously that means you're trying to hide your tiny cock and/or you're gay. (or worse, actually having a shit at school.)me? just have bladder shyness (and a tiny cock.)
>>83389828think you're brown
>>83390078>>lovely and handsome>is escort code for creepy and uglySo they just lie about everything?>>83390087No, white with blue eyes.
Me? I like Escortlad. I think he's the best of us. Hope to hear more about his endeavours in the future.
>>83390092Yes lad whores lie, deception is a major part of the job requirements
>>83390083To be fair it's a very busy time of year.
>>83390073xlad what if fox hunting is part of their culture?(i'm doing a thing, it's pretty clever)
Thats how it is with african park rangers you Would start this type of work thinking like a normal person you couldn't take anybodys life as they actually have to with poachers that try to kill them first. byt when your dealing with "ppl" that pull tusks off baby elephants its Like yeah some ppl are just evil demons in a 3D body nd shouldnt be here. Its really irrelevant "no theyre not evil" Theyve given up their right to have a debate about that n they need to go Simple as
honestly fair play to the vegan freaks who turn up and stop hunts. they're like nonce hunters, but catching a different type of monster.
Pile in lads, refuge from spam mongs >>>/bant/23757595>>>/bant/23757595>>>/bant/23757595>>>/bant/23757595
>Me? I think making entertainment out of population controlling pests is satanically evil>What's this, meat from factory farmed pigs that are as intelligent as dogs who've been tortured their whole lives? Yum yum, epic bacon time!!
>>83390097Yes I know that, cheers. However, they don't have to say stuff like that in feedback. The other escort I saw on the 4th also said I was handsome.Again, if I were ugly and creepy, would she have seen me twice in short succession? She said she was flattered that I came back so soon.Even if they want to butter me up for return business, fine by me.>>83390102Yeah that is my hope. If she is genuinely busy then that is fine. I get it.I will not message her again until January if she doesn't reply now. She finishes for the year on the 20th I think.
>>83390126hope your thread does well, lad. i've nothing to contribute, so i'll remain here.
>>83390142If you weren't ugly and creepy youA) Wouldn't need to use whoresB) Wouldn't terrify them away if you didBut yet...
>>83390110It is toff culture dont like horse racing either Thats not a popular opinion wi anyone really.But the venn diagram of how Toffs and Underclass love horse racing is weird.Horses dont know what a "race" to "enjoy" horse racing is Theyre just in panic. Really sick.
>>83390130Fox hunting toffs are demonic pests x
>>>/bant/23757626sorry, i can't reply to you in that thread (sticking to my word).but you're right. i did it, so can he.
i have deciphered these so-called IDs and encoded within those letters is your name and address and browsing history don't do it lads it's a trap
Saudi oil boys go put in their place today. Oh aye.It's a red and white world. Newcastlemongs just live in it x
>>83390162Do you seriously think most men who use prostitutes aren't creepy?I made no weird comments or behaviours. Literally just vanilla sex.
Post IDs kill the spam mongs
>>83390164daft Q but since horses do naturally gallop, is this not a situation where they're happy to be running about? like how playing in the park with more active dog breeds is a win-win.
>tfw no single mother gfnot fair is it lids
>>83390216No a situation where theyd be happy running about is in nature where theyre meant to be Not with a toff ape hanging off their back
me, i tend to reply to my own posts with positive remarks, under the guise of being a different poster.i fear this 'ID' system would put a stop to that.
>>83390216They r a prey animal they hate loud noises nd its taking advantage of their flight response.ITs really sick.
>>83390198Well congratulations, because you're clearly creepier. Otherwise she wouldn't have stopped talking to you.
Helper should get himself an escort. People would be seething if you lost your virginity tbqh
>>83390234fair enough i trust your animal info. does riding horses do their backs in, or something? is the whole purpose of horse breeding to make horses that fatter and fatter people can sit on? ;__;
What does SDH mean? NOT subdural haematoma, I mean in the context of subtitles.
>>83390255He's a good looking lad. Surely he's slipped his long narrow penis in a lass?
>>83390142>they don't have to say stuff like that in feedbackYes they do lada) you take it as sincere feedback which keeps you from crashing out and wearing her skinb) to warn other prostitutes that you're creepy and ugly>would she have seen me twice in short successionCould it be for the money?>flattered that I came back so soonTake the hint, she's not flattered, she's creeped out, she knows you're obsessive and one step away from wearing her skin
>>83390259https://www.animalaid.org.uk/issues/animals-in-entertainment/horse-racing/ n__n
has anyone ordered a sieve off Amazon where rice doesn't get stuck under the rim?if so, do you have a link?
me? going to shear a sheep with a full coat of wool. they love it, the slags.
>>83390290So I'm not the only person with this problem then.I think the answer is probably get a plastic one that doesn't have a rim. But I prefer metal, so keep buying metal ones and then throwing them out when they get nasty around the rim. They seem to be impossible to clean, always get stuff trapped in them which doesn't go away even if you leave it soaking in bleach and washing up liquid.
>>83388048Lol it really be like that
you won't find a .webm like this on /bant/.
>>83390331We have to maintain an enormous number of people on benefits and endless immigrants from Africa and the third world who are given everything.In the 1900s, a company would pay you to do work, and you were paid proportionate to the work you did.Now you are paid, and a lot of that is taken in taxes to give to other people, and then your own bills and just keeping yourself alive is more expensive because every aspect of society is taxed to death (the farmers, the electricity supply, every supplier in-between).So instead of working to do a set amount of work and being paid for that, everyone is now working to maintain a "family" of about 30 people that do nothing.
>>83390282>b) to warn other prostitutes that you're creepy and uglyIf that's the case, why do you get escorts saying "only seeing guys with positive reviews"?I've seen the comments on other guys' profiles on there, they say similar stuff to mine.There is a negative feedback option, plus things like SAAFE.I really do not want to believe women are as manipulative as you say.
>>83390415Bro it's Christmas time everyone is so busy right now. Especially normies.
whens rSeasideShart comin back?
I just wiped my arse and there was a little root on there. Obviously from some plant I ate...Would be interesting to see if it could still grow after going through my digestive system.
>>83390426I hope so lad. Thanks for not just shooting me down like the others.Like I said, I will not chase again. If she doesn't respond before Xmas, I will try booking her in January when she's back.
>>83390440He's gone. The thirty day limit to re-activate his account passed a couple of days ago.The Seaside Army is gone and scattered, SeasideMARK is missing and presumed dead. Trolls were posting that his windows had been put through recently, they were gloating about it. Bacon buppy time and Sandford Lane have been consigned to history.
He's still at it. What a life! All the lads are in here escortmong can have the thread to himself samefagging like a retard all night. >>>/bant/23757595>>>/bant/23757595>>>/bant/23757595
>>83390415The positive reviews are the ones that don't mention being lovely and handsome>I really do not want to believe women are as manipulative as you say.Women generally aren't but whores are, I mean literally what do you expect from a literal prostitute
>>83390498>The positive reviews are the ones that don't mention being lovely and handsomeThink you're just bullshitting now lad.
>>83390486You can take Footmong.
>>83390530Think he's in here. He's being civilised today.
The split killed the thread. Maybe bullymong was right, and there can't be a britfeel without someone pretending to be multiple people and trolling everyone.
>>83390633I'll make a new thread in a bit.
>>83390633We left because we was sick to death of escortmong doing his dire gimmick for hours. All the good, honest lads have moved on over.
>>83390633Scared to show your flag eh?
>>83390689I'm in the other thread, it's also dead. Because I assume most people are afraid of showing their flag.
im in the other thread much prefer it love to see the British flags x
>>83388128cor that was good, went to see fargo in the cinema as id never seen it before then gfstein took me for a big pizza and a couple of drinks, gave me some wrapped birthday presents and bounced on my willet, a good 25th tbqhwy
Twolls are still posting nasty videos about Mark. It not right.
>>83390782>>83390782>>83390782NEW Thread for the OG /britfeel/ lads (we don't thread split to other boards)
>>83390755You are a piece of shit, a real nasty piece of work.
>>83390791what did I do :(reeeee
>>83389882>ghosted by a literal prozzie ghosted by TWO literal prozzies
>>83390073cute melakuda, that
