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Normalfags NOT welcome!

Robot test:
https://robot-generals.neocities.org/quiz

Rules:
>don't be a nigger
>don't be a hole
>ignore niggers
>no bitches
>no bitching
>no normalfaggotry
>no 3DPD

FAQ:
>Why do we need a robot general?
To have a safe space in this cesspool of normalcattle and fake robots
>I'm a cyborg, can I still post here?
Only if you pay the toll of 1 lolicoin before posting (1 loli pic = 1 lolicoin)
>Why this specific currency?
It makes the normgroid moralcuck tourists seethe

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>>83404862
>NEOCITIES
YOU MOCK US WITH YOUR RIDICULOUS ANTICS
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A POSER
*GRABS YOUR HAIR AND BEGINS SMASHING YUORFACE INTO CONCRETE*
I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU SURVIVE THIS TIME.
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I'm pretty satisfied with the new website, I hope you robots like it too.
No matter how dead these threads are, we can at least let the normalniggers know that they never belonged here. The robot culture shall live on.
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This general clearly can't survive.
This board has just turned into a huge circle jerk of normies larping as losers for attention.
Robots don't exist anymore.
You should just give it a rest OP
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>>83405332
Lots of anons have posted their scores in the past few weeks and they were all pretty high, so that means robots are still around
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>have to pass an IQ test to post threads now
Based. Hopefully this stops niggers and street shitting pajeets from posting.
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>>83406061
it should be easier, i dont like it much because it doesnt work on my computer and i cant bypass it as easily, so i guess im relegated to phoneposting for now
good thing it still works for indians and chromies, hurray
also theres another version with letters that is kind of annoying
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tried out the data mining quiz. 235, got wizard since I was in my 30s.

what do we even talk about.
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>>83406237
Don't worry anon, static websites can't datamine you
>what do we even talk about.
The hardest question. I always feel like 90% of what I have to say is irrelevant but then I enjoy reading what other anons post. What being a chronic lurker does to a mf
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>>83406334
i also dont have much to say the majority of the time, most of my day is spent zoning our or sleeping and i dont have hobbies, so itd be hard to come up with much
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Hi robots. Gonna play games 2day and read a little. What are you guys playing? Do you guys like japanese vidya?
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Hewo everyone Im knew here what is thwis place
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>>83407194
im playing lol again, unfortunately
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>>83407186
A lot of robots struggle with the same issue it seems.
My thoughts are sort of chaotic and it's hard for me to put them into words that make sense. Constant isolation makes things even worse, feels like I'm losing the ability to talk at all.
>>83407194
I was playing Northern Journey a few moments ago, probably gonna play Tormented Souls 2 next. What about you anon?
>japanese vidya
Depends which ones. If you mean JRPGs then not really
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there's also probably less posters because the captcha broke 4chan x and most people will not figure out how to fix it desu yo
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>>83404862
ooh a new quiz (or at least I noticed only now) I like the way it looks
good job whoever made that
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>title: Wizard
>score: 285
>As a robot past the age of 30, you've transcended humanity and have developed magical powers in order to survive this harsh reality
i dont know what i expected.
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hey roombas

could you guys share some cool images?
I think I might re-create some of them in a level editor and post them here tomorrow because I'm bored

>>83407194
hello
I'm thinking about replaying earthbound because I remember enjoying it but at the same time I'd like to play something with a winter atmosphere (I know earthbound has some but it's not what I'm looking for)
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>>83408705
What kind of pics are you looking for? Liminal?
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>>83407260
It is a trap, indeed. Yet I have to say that it is pretty fun game.

>>83407645
>Northern Journey
Looks like a good game. Nice aesthetic and the gameplay looks good too. Though there are lots of spiders... don't you feel scared?
>What about you anon?
Tales of Symphonia
>Depends which ones
Any type of game produced in Japan fits, though I was asking more about japanese games that were produced there and feel japanese (by that logic stuff like Baldurs Gate would be out of the list)

>>83408621
It's not that hard to pass this captcha, it's actually easier and way more fast than the other one. Why are people struggling so much with this?
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>>83409055
>Yet I have to say that it is pretty fun game.
i guess so, i mostly just do it because it hurts my body to sleep all day, its a very lonely game
>the captcha is easier
if you're using a certain extension thing it breaks it, i think people are just trolling otherwise
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>>83404862
I've nothing to contribute, but I appreciate that we're still trying for now. It's nice to know you're still here with me.

>>83409055
>It's not that hard to pass this captcha
He's saying it broke a common extension people browse here with, the captcha can't be solved with it installed. You can fix the script version with a single line edit, but most people probably won't bother and just wait for an update.
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>>83408621
>Captcha
Get passes niggas.
For the amount of posts I make in this website, it's worth it.
If you make 5 posts a day it's well worth your sanity
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>>83409064
>if you're using a certain extension thing it breaks it, i think people are just trolling otherwise
>>83409077
>He's saying it broke a common extension people browse here with, the captcha can't be solved with it installed. You can fix the script version with a single line edit, but most people probably won't bother and just wait for an update.
I see
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>>83409288
Captchas take 5-10 seconds here. A pass would save me maybe a total of 3 minutes on my most aggressive shitposting days. If you're the type to value every single second of your time then I understand, but then I also have no idea why you'd waste a second of it on this board.
Also I am poor and need that money for video games.

>>83409390
naruhodo...
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>>83409400
It's about preserving your sanity.
3 minutes a day over a year amounts to 18 hours.
You can get the pass by working 2 hours of minimum wage job. It's worth it for me
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>>83409654
i think the new captcha takes much less time than the old one anon, but previously id agree
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bumpu desu
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>>83409055
>don't you feel scared?
Sometimes they make my skin crawl, and that's a good thing. It's a weird game that tries to weird you out in different ways
>Tales of Symphonia
Are you enjoying it? What's it like?
>feel japanese
Oh yeah I do enjoy those. Lots of good vidya made in Japan, though I'm not sure if your "Japanese feel" is as broad as mine
>>83409077
>I've nothing to contribute
You do. Anything you post matters, and if you ever doubt it just take a look at the catalog
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It's been like 6 months since I had a bad falling out with online friends and I'm still not over it. I'm still injured emotionally and I'm still full of hate. Everyone else seems to have moved on but I have nothing to move on to. Everyone abandoned me. I hope they feel the same pain I have to.
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>>83405332
>This board has just turned into a huge circle jerk of normies larping as losers for attention.
Accurate. The Discord servers for this place are full of normies with drug addictions who've convince themselves that they must be autistic because they do a racism now and then.
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>>83411408
I've learned the hard way to never get too emotionally involved with people online because the average person won't even recognize you as a real friend on the internet
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shabbot shalom my fellow gentiles.

im going to the gym.
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>>83411420
>Discord
ugh.
Every time I added someone to discord from /r9k/ who claimed to be lonely or have no friends turned out to be someone with multiple exes, a regular job.
But they are lonely because "I haven't been in a relationship for over a year". Fucking bullshit.
They think they have social anxiety because they are not good in crowds.

I have had people who claim they have no friends to hang out with or nobody wants them, I offer to drive multiple hours to meet, they refuse, then proceed to make a thread tomorrow saying how they are so lonely and nobody wants to meet them.
Makes my blood boil.
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>>83411571
agreed anon, people online can start hating you in an instant, i once broke it off with a person online because hed write down any identifying information about a person and was known to go crazy at you if you were into loli
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>https://robot-generals.neocities.org/quiz
>Casual sex (e.g with a hooker)
how is paying for the sex the same as having sex with a woman who actually wants to fuck you
who the fuck made this
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>>83412064
you chose to have sex with someone you are not very close to/not in a relationship with, it's simple
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>>83412064
Get the fuck off my thread sex haver
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>>83412064
It is the same in the sense that you're a fucking normalnigger either way
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>having had a gf before immediately propels you to Failed Normalfag status
So this survey was made by some 19 year old turbo newfag who discovered /r9k/ in 2021, got it. The post-Lookism incel Arab Spring shit really did fucking ruin this board irreparably, we used to be more than "I CAN'T GET PUSSYYYYYYYY" adult tantrum ad infinitum. Ironically this reductive incel shit is incredibly normalfag-coded, as if the only thing anyone on here shares is being le crybaby pussy inkwell. Being a robot used to mean something more than being a disgusting obese faggot who can't get pussy. I used to be able to have conversations with people about life on here. Anons used to tell stories on here. Now we have Mossad-CIA intelligence troll threads trying to get mentally ill NEETs to fuck their own mothers, racebait, jeet porn threads, and high schooler incel cry-session threads. Everything, EVERYTHING is fucking gay now and /r9k/ was not spared. It was nice while it lasted.
https://files.catbox.moe/n3ij4y.mp4
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>>83411967
Being a moralcuck over drawings is what crosses the line for me, I just can't take anyone who's like that seriously
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>>83412179
>moralcuck
You mean moralfag? Why are you not saying fag, fag?
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>>83412192
Moralcucked NIGGER FAGGOT, how about that, fag?
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>>83404862
First of all, if you are white you can't be a robot. Second of all how is me seeing hookers count towards the score? I still never had a traditional Relationship before.
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>>83412211
Much better. And stay away from actual pidser
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>>83412177
Retards like you are one of the reason this board went to shit and you're seething because you can't accept that. Nobody cares about your ex or your shitty normalfag life, if you wanna have those discussions you should go to r*ddit. This general is trying to make a difference by avoiding those exact topics you complain about, but the prerequisite is that you must belong here and not be a normalnigger, otherwise it defeats the purpose.
>>83412228
It counts but less than having been in a relationship. What's so hard to understand?
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>>83412228
>another brown retard newfag thinks robot = incel
Kys
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>>83412274
I have the least normalfag life you can have without being a NEET who never leaves home. You're making schizo baseless assumptions about me just because I've held hands with a willing, breathing woman before, and you're completely proving my point, worthless newfag poser. Being a robot encompasses more than the status of your fucking pecker.
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>>83412274
>>83412277
If you are white, you are the Standard. People see me as subhuman for just existing while they see white men as a blank canvas. You cannot possibly understand suffering if you are white. I'm insulted that you guys believe you are in the minority when most white men are attracted to children. What makes you stand out as not normal for a white man? When you go to other countries, they roll out the red carpet for you. Your test is dumb, i'm not a normalfag
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>>83412342
>People see me as subhuman for just existing
Rightly so
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can people stop getting baited by normalfags, if you dont like a post, dont respond
they thrive off bait and attention
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>>83412315
>I had a gf before b-but I'm still a robot guys!!
Do you even think before typing, nigger? If you can go outside and get a gf you ARE the definition of a normalfag. If you can't do that anymore then you're a failed normalfag, simple as. It's not about your dick, it's about being a likable person who can fit in society and live a normal life.
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>>83412177
There is no need to pretend you've been here for over a year faggot. Your new is showing. The quiz has been around for well over a decade.

Why don't you just go literally anywhere else and leave us the fuck alone? The whole internet is your landscape and you still feel the need to force yourself into the one tiny place where you are not welcome.
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>>83412381
>getting pussy means you're a likable person who can fit in society and live a normal life
Lol @ you
>>83412405
>the quiz has been around for well over a decade
This is a truly pathetic larp. The old one (which you've never seen until just now) had completely different scoring criteria and wasn't designed by angsty 17 year olds obsessed with getting pussy. Kys for citing the old magic to me
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>>83412468
>completely different scoring criteria
>had a gf: +8 points
>had multiple gfs: +5 points
>not a virgin: +10 points
>literally the highest scoring questions besides being a hole
You're genuinely retarded. I'm glad we have a new test to filter posers like you.
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>>83412503
why do you keep responding? you are shitting up the thread just as much as him, he is obviously trolling and you are falling for it, stop
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>>83412353
I love how this has backfire on you guys, now every women wants to fuck a black guy. It sort of makes sense in a way though, alot of white women and men are into bestiality.
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>>83412468
I guess it be hard to be rejected even by a thread dedicated to rejects.
Had you opened the very image you attached before posting, you'd see that it says "Requirements: Virgin, Male" in the robot row.
But I guess if reading was your strong point, you'd have left right now.
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>>83412505
but ANON I'M SO CLOSE TO WINNING THIS EPIC SHIT THROWING CONTEST, get down or you'll be caught in the crossfire.
Just kidding I'm done, sorry.
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>>83412503
>>literally the highest scoring questions
Precisely. The retarded test in OP just auto-designates you a Failed Normalfag if you've kissed a girl before.
>>83412530
If you had been here longer than 6 months you'd know this is one of many versions of this ancient fucking image ("V4.2"), way to out yourself twice in one thread.
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>>83412557
lmao
You can see my proof of being here from at least 2017, right? or have you not discovered this function yet?

>>83412505
It's just amusement at this point.
But if you have anything better to talk about. go ahead
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>>83412577
>You didn't inspect my clitty badge!
Congrats on being an election tourist who stuck around
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>>83412602
Thank you.
Now fuck off normalfag
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>>83412607
I don't really care what an election tourist retard thinks of my robot status. Sorry!
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The new captcha did not stop niggers and street shitting pajeets from posting, how disappointing
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>>83404862
>no option for never had sex
The fuck?
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>>83413185
Nvm I'm retarded
>title: Wizard
>score: 164
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>>83413174
It's almost as if we aren't as dumb as you people think we are, Imagine that.
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Bump, don't let normalniggers kill the thread



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