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Sunderland won edition x
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I've never been to Sunderland
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Finished off the brasseries now necking the last of me cans. End of an era xxx
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>>83418842
Getting more when the shop opens? Might aswell
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>>83418851

Local doesn't open until 7am. Dunno if I can last that long.
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Let's down the cunts x
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We are the universe experiencing itself x
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>If I see you have adhd or autism diagnosed your cv goes straight in the bin. Not wasting my time with that shit.
employers just openly admitting they discriminate and break employment law when it comes to autistics. Yet I'm supposed to feel bad about being unemployed. Get fucked.
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Nu day, is it not X

Verily, yes
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only 3 hours' sleep, is it? would rather sleep until the postie arrives.

at least HHL added an Apu i made to his illustrious collection, corrr.
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WE ARE SUN'LUN

THE SUN'LUN BOOTBOYS

AND WE ARE MENTAL AND WE ARE MAD
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where is that NUFC frog i made???

oh well it wasn't made to last. not even THAT bothered about the football, me.
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Pipe the fook downs x

Know where I stand knows x
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>>83418997

It's a Sunderland world now de lid.

NUFC frogs have been snuffed out x
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Yankees blowing up fishermen and calling it a war while poor Ukrainians get blown up for the EU which is wants to turn Europe into a brown Muslim hellscape

Make it make sense.
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EU is cooked x
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France and Germany will be have civil wars because their Muslim populations have become too big. It's either that or accept a soft takeover.
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Fuck America and their Truman Show bullshit x

Fuck your sponsorships
Fuck Ant and Dec
Fuck Santander

Heil fucking Hitler x
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morning person, eh?
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>>83418855
Shop opens in 5
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>>83419144

Why should I go? To to get drunk and get myself banned over Christmas? No chance x
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>>83419157
>To to get drunk and get myself banned over Christmas?
Yeah
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>>83419157
Just don't post bannable stuff
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Listen man. I been pushed suicides all my life.

People say what I post is cringe. They say I show myself up. They say I ruin my future because I'm too extreme. They say I'm too controversial. They say I'm asking to be bullied.

I'm just trying to exist x
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Fuck garn down that shop me
Lmao fuck the lot of ya x
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lmao based
some real clownworld shit
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SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNGGGGG

NIGGAS IFFY UH


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y
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Cat has a dirty arsehole but wants to cuddle
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Finishing off this last can then garn shop me.

Fuck it. I'm crashing out and taking England with me x
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>>83419309
Classic HHL style, same old mistakes
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>>83419316

True that lid
Might get some Jack Daniels me x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
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>>83419309
Would you date a disabled lass?
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Just finished off me wooze x

End of an era x
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>>83419328
Should have gone to bed when you had the chance lid, now it over, end of an era.
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Woke up in the middle of the night because I had to poo. Strange.
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>>83419250
h-hello? le based daprtment? i'd like to report an epic pwnage and le win
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>>83419361

Garn shop for more wooze now. Total collapse era now. It fucking over x
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I still don't know what 67 means. Or is supposed to mean. Or how it's funny. But like all forced memes it's going to look very cringe within about a year. Like when people remember "Harambe" and "Ugandan Knuckles".
>B-but when you were younger you also found forced memes funny
Don't care.
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>>83419382
yeah it's got me creasing
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I just got back from the shoppingtons. Got that wodka and them breezers x

Might as well crash out in style x
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Let's get fucked up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoiEkEuCWog
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WHO'S FUCKING UP HAVING A DRINK THEN

AM I DRINKING WITH A BUNCH OF NUNS OR WHAT
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>>83419471
>blah blah

Go to bed Sean you drunk
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grumpy gay geordie man
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How come Sean been pushed suicides all his life lids
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Tried to buy a pass but too drunk and fucked it up x

I sort it later x
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>>83419530
because hes an easy target
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>>83419053
I also don't get it, they taking the wiss for sure
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HHL is a deano in his spacker hotel, bet there are some right mongs there.
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I'm top dog around here x
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Ooff innit
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>>83419555

At least we're not speaking German x
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Last seen sipping a beer in old blighty
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At the end of the days

Fuck the Tories
Fuck Labour
Fuck Palestine
Fuck Israel

Long long England x
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Fuck bennies mongs
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>>83418708
is Daniel from sunderland here?
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Boomer tier meme off Facebook but it is legit.

France is cooked and we aren't far behind x
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He still hasn't come back
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There once was a sad mackem twink
Who stayed up all night on the drink
In the morning he sighed:
"I wish I had tried
To give my life a rethink"
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HHL is based

Fuck the lot x
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Happy International Migrants Day, lads!
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Silenced by a poet's words
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Starting on the wodka now
Might go scale x
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I don't think my haters really know what they're doing. They are just puppets of the Tories and paki/pajeet/jew landlords. They are golems x
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They are driving wildlife exctinct x
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>>83419691
>Might go scale
Cheeky bag time? Might aswell
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Helpermong begged one of the care home workers to sit with him filling in the captchas
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>>83419713
Would love to see seagulls go extinct
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They wiping out wildlife then calling me evil because I speak the truth online. Come on man x

Capitalist hell world because of these American and Saudi cunts x
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Sean knows the score x
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Would love to stomp a seagull to death in front of Helper just to see him cry. Jews always win. Fuck animals, especially cats and dogs.
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>>83419737
Well, aren't you a little criminal, not got the balls for a big crime, poofta.
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Fuck HHL and all British wildlife

English people should have their pets taken away and killed. Fuck em all. Anti-semitic cunts.
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HHL arseraped by pakis back of the shops again.
Part and parcel
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Two days to my next escort visit lads x
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Told you lids they hated animals.

They are sick freaks. Especially the jew/mudslime ones who think dogs can sense evil.
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All hail god emperor HHL
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A Muslim paki will never have a dog in his house. He thinks dogs are dirty creatures and we're supposed to respect this. Fuck this scum x
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Five minutes until the cuckGPT paywall cooldown ends phew

Misremembered the cooldown time earlier and now i've got to wait with this pressing prompt in hand, oh my. Sucks arse does it not
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Gf said she won't have sex with me until I get my HGV license and get a promotion from Amazon packaging associate to Amazon fulfillment executive. Not a very happy Christmas in the anon household lads.
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Muslims abuse and torture dogs. I don't think I can look past that. It's a civilization clash

If I'm being brutally honest Afghan style. One dog is worth like 1 millon pakis to an Englishman.

Don't abuse animals in England you Muslim cunts x
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Turks look after cats so I have a lot of respect for Turks. They are the most Westernized of Muslims.
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Came down with the flu i have, feel pure shit, pray for me x
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Fuck them all mate. Turks are no better believe me.
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>>83419831
Ruthmong is a better person than HHL
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>>83419831

I know mate but at least some Turks feed stray cats. It's a start. They are subhumans but they have a bit of empathy.
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>>83418708
Silent Hill mentioned
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>>83419852
>They are subhumans
You're a pisshead and a grifter, pal
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Pipe down tory boy

Fuck off traitor

I'm the leader of the Anti-Muslim gang x
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>>83419863
Shit leader if you like turks
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Let's fucking go bruh
Long love England
Fuck the Tories
Fuck Islam
Fuck Israel
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I was under mind controls aww mate we will talk about it later bruh


Fuck all Enlgish lassess x
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>the next Iot will be better
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Drinking spirits in the morning has never ended well for you mate.
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garn go back beds, hopefully feel better when i wake ups x
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The death of cool as fuck aggressive British cock rock has been a disaster for humanity.
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HHL will pass out soon. Hopefully he'll put on a nappy before
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We all excited for tomorrow? Aylums landing on mad friday, woooo, just in time for christmas. Hope they bring some presents.
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Come on pal You know only hold me back for the cinematic moments? Get that Jewish cunt spielberg out here?

I'm fucking watinging x
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What do you think of Arctic Monkeys?
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>>83420001
No monkeys in the arctic, lad. They're penguins trying to fool us.
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>>83419423
It's not new by any means.
https://idiomorigins.org/origin/sixes-and-sevens
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>>83420001
Used to be cool than became cringe
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>>83420007
No penguins in the arctic either, retard
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>>83420010
> Used to be cool than became cringe

When did they become cringe? After AM?
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>>83420014
Ah, so the monkeys killed them, then left for a warmer climate? Makes sense.
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I asked Chat GPT what an ape evolved to live in the Arctic would look like and it came up with this.
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>>83420017
I don't know, it was so long again. I have HHL style dementia
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>>83420001
Shit Deano band
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>>83420035
Nah Arctic Monkeys were cool. Deanos listen to shit like Drake.
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>>83420045
No lad Arctic Monkeys is PEAK deano
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>>83420028
That's what I'd expect an arctic monkey to look like.
Well done chatGPT. Give it a head pat from the lads.
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TiL that im a deano for liking arctic monkeys. Can't wait to get my government issued deano mansion and Stacy to bust out some deano sprogs. Fucking yes!
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What do you think of alt-J?
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Asked ChatGPT. Arctic monkeys is not DeanoCore.
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Definitely not Arctic Monkeys
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>>83420159
Hipster shite that privately educated uni girls with BPD called Hettie listen to
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Jesus Christ. ChatGPT owning the pseuds so much.
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>>83420173
> privately educated uni girls with BPD called Hettie listen to

The exact sort of birds I want to bang lad. Gorgeous privately educated coked up chicks. Skinny waists and Keira Knightley faces. High IQ. No fucking fat slags with orange faces and hideous accents and attitudes.
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>>83420168
>>83420170
>>83420174
>sycophant machine tells you what you want to hear
Imagine my shock
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Chat on a mad one, only said Gazza is a dickhead and it removed the content, still replied though, Chat knows Gazza is a dickhead hahaha
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Have pre-ordered my lunch lads - a giant pig in a blanket with crispy onions and gravy cooorrrrrr!
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GET A GRIP GAZZA
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me dads me mum
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me das got a long neck
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Me mams me dad
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My da would shag your da.

And your da would love it.
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managed to get some more sleep. couple of decent nappo bappos.

good time to wake up, too. postie should be here any minute.
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It's gonna be raining all fucking day and I have to go out soon, fuck my life
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Do you ever think about how if you could transport your brain right now into your 15 year old self with all the knowledge and memory you have, then you could shag like fucking mad.
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Gemini isn't very good at explaining /britfeel/ and it's personalities but weirdly picked up on the beige buffet when I mentioned Helper.
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>>83420248
Your life is just sleeping and taking drugs that make you sleepy, and waiting for the postman to bring more of said drugs.
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>>83420285
it does sound rather womfy apart from the worrying when the postie will arrive tbqfh
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>PAYG top up SIMs basically don't exist any more
>have to pay 5 pounds a month every month to keep your number active
>sixty great british pounds a year for something I'd only use to occasionally receive 2fa codes
I hate this shit timeline so goddamn much. Everything about the modern world only exists to rip you off and make your life worse
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Sean giving me Christmas morning head
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>>83420301
Think how much cock he could fit down his throat
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>>83420285
i have good mates, i have a roof over my head. i'm not facing homeless or coming home to smack den any more.

life is good, anon.
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>ublock still broken and not blocking youtube ads

Wolloxs
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>>83420316
Great stuff anon, I'm proud
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>>83420318
Works on my machine :^)
they keep giving me free premium for some reason anyway
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>he watches youtube instead of kino
grim
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>>83420318
Time to change yer browser anon, works on my PC and phone.
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>>83420327
I watch old hearthstone streams from 10 years ago
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>>83420318
uBlock Origin in Firefox, works for me still. just the normal uBlock Filters and EasyList, nowt special.
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>>83420332
yeah lid im just being a lazy cunt, had a quick look on the ublock website and devs are working on a fix again but its usually sorted within 12/24 hours as their autism is unmatched
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Ugly mongs and lonely freaks discussing their thoughts and feelings all day every day and occasionally arguing on an obscure and quite frankly repulsive anime forum from the early 2000s
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>>83420342
I get a few of the if you're experiencing issues messages, but still getting to see vids, so it's not too bad.
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>>83420298
Pay as you go sims are sold in literally every supermarket and paki shop for 1 bong. There is usually 1-2 year expiry for it to be activated, meaning inserted into a phone and turned on, only certain networks require topup for activation the majority do not. Once activated, depending on the network, a top up must be made once every 6 months to keep the line active, however, no top up is required whatsoever, meaning you can use a freshly activated pay as you go sim for up to 6 months to receive verification codes.
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oh aye Cromite + latest EasyList on my phone is NOT blocking YouTube ads.

wouldn't use their website, anyway.

https://newpipe.net/
grab this if you're on Android. it breaks very occasionally, but whatever sorcery they do, it just werks. even though yt-dlp shits the bed every other day.
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Forgot I owned Bulitt on Blu-ray. Might give it a cheeky watch. Steve McWeen.
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postie is at the blue door. i repeat, postie is at the blue door.
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Scran obtained lads

Coooorrrrr and I mean CCCCCOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>83420390
i am NOT comfortable with you using your ThinkPad as a spacker tray.

however, that does look lush. enjoy lad.
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>>83420390
How much did you pay for that you spastic?
You could make this yourself in about 5 minutes, 2 slices of bacon, a handful of crispy onions and a white roll would cost you about 50p
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>>83420399
You can't expect spackers to do things
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For me? It's a Windows 11 Ideapad. No spacker laptops or nonce linux for me.
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>>83420399
even buying packs of each of these (as you would), this would NOT come to about 50p nowadays.

i challenge you to prove me wrong.
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watched a random youtube video
no advertisments
is this a british/UK only issue? I'm from the USA.
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switched to those Adguard servers and browsing seems a wee bit faster
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Where can you just buy two slices of bacon? This anon is INSANE!
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>>83420380
You have to top them all up regularly now to keep the number active. I'm never going to use five pounds of credit every month so it's just money thrown away
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if it were up to me, it would be an Asus Eee PC with Slackware, and laser eye surgery to improve my eyesight.

alas, it's not meant to be ;_;
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>>83420430
Pork is haram brother
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>>83420434
You into Sheffield Wednesday lid? Poor eyesight lid? Corrrr.
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>>83420418
Cost you 4.28 for 6 rolls, 14 pieces of bacon and a tub of crispy onions, not far off, it would cost you approximately 71p to make
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>>83420438
That's only if you plan to make multiple rolls de lid.
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>>83420399
It was 8.50 from a local cafe/bakery place.

>>83420398
Just popped it down to get a good pic. Am using the thinkpad now (w/ arch linux ofc x)
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>>83420438
corr nice watery bacon that doesn't fry in the pan and smells like shit
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>>83420446
Fuck me you got robbed.
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Don't want Rochelle's crispy onions from her smelly pussy hole.
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>>83420441
You know he's going to buy one every day for a week though
>>83420446
10x markup it 10x more profit oh it LUSH and I mean LUSH
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>>83420451
Just like I robbed your dad's arsehole of its virginity x
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wonder if are Mark had bacon today
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HEIL HITLER


I AM FUMING ME


FUCK THEM LOW LIFES
YOU RUN IT BY ME X
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Can I sign up to Uber Jeets and Just Jeets with my restaurant (my kitchen) and have the jeets pick up the orders from my house?
Selling bacon sandwiches to dossers for 10x markup seems like easy money. 71p is the highest cost too, could reduce that by buying bigger packs of bacon and rolls
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HOMELESS PEOPLE THEY FUCK YOU OFF FUCK
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Ruh-roh, weltdown alert!
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Senior long neck seems to be very upset about homeless people for some reason? (even though he'd be homeless if he didnt rely on handouts)
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>>83420438
fair enough lad. honestly expected it to come out to over a quid. at this point if you'd told me the buns are 2 quid a pack, i'd believe you. (anons keep using doughnuts as an example, we didn't know how good we had it.)

>>83420441
no choice though, is there? in my dream world, EVERYTHING would be sold by weight/no. of items, rather than come in set pack sizes. it's discrimination against singletons, selling a whole LOAF of bread ;_;
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>>83420501
>Senior long neck


KEK
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>>83420498

gIVE mE YA FUCKING FLAT NAME I SWEAR DOWN BRUH

BUNCH OF RACISTS. IGNORE THE LOT X
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where is that other lad thats always offering hhl a scrap?

This is the time
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>>83420494
you actually can. they call these 'ghost kitchens'.
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He's been up since 6 am yesterday
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Melty welty at 1 in the afternoon uh oh stinky.
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>>83420518
Sean I told you to go to bed at 8am. I'll phone Sara
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i will let help that that finnd his son

But he has to realize the island the son he's abandoned him off


We're on our own x if you cared you wouldn't have left xxx
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>>83420498
>>83420518
what's going on lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc-gGwpGJHk&t=1231s
love this guy, is he a Sunlun regular?

(not taking the piss, he's actually class. will have to say hi if i see him.)
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I feel bad for the other carehome residents

They put up with shit day and night, im sure the noises and smells must be very off putting
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RED STRING STATUS: PULLED
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>>83420542
Sean do other care home residents have to put up with your drunk self all day and night?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEolAR08m9s

corr imagine growing up a teenager in 1950s America
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ooh aye, the weekend starts here lads. the weekend starts here.
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We are the real bullyboys

Emma is a little hollywood startlet

Wow

Nice to see you forget your family so well. I stood by you and you didn.t a shit about me. it's okay though. JUST remember the losers like me who helped you on your way to fame when you enjot it all.
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>"Yeah anon they said they will be looking for 2 full time staff and if they find them you probably wont be in this summer"

Ill fuckin help you look for people kek
Shower of fucking cunts tbqfh

i am about 90% confident they will attract NO ONE for the jobs as pay and working conditions are terrible

>"They also mentioned a pay rise but by the looks if it you will be back to minimum wage"

Shant be doing the same work for less pay, shant be working weekends/overtime/bank holidays etc, will be taking all my allocated sick days and holiday if thats the way they want to play it"
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>>83420575
Corrrrrr that's bound to cause some bladder discomfort.

I've done about 4g in the last week and a half and things are getting spicy down there. Time for a break for me but I'll be living vicariously through you.
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The Minister for Safeguarding, Jess Phillips, today announced a new policy to send all 11 year old boys on anti-misogyny courses to teach them "not to rape" and the dangers of Andrew Tate.

When asked whether the hundreds of thousands of adult men coming every year from Afghanistan, Eritrea, Somalia etc would be "taught not to rape", since they commit rape at more than 20 times the rate of Brits, and who come from cultures where marrying 9 year old girls is normal and marital rape is legal, Jess said:

"All men are capable of rape" and then started talking about how what she does with her body is her choice.
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Marte they take out of piss me and you.
They make fun of your overweight
And they make fun of your bald

They are bullyboyes
Like a building site in 2008
they won't bully me though, they are pathetic cowards


get it sorted. i won't stand for bullgyinf x
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>>83420618
oh aye, i believe i saw your posts.

i am comfy right now. had a bit of a break myself. i want this feeling, right now, to last forever. isolate it, chemists. it's as though someone has shaved off the depression and ennui, life's good innit lads.
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>>83420655
lad id spin your jaw
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>>83420648
It seems an awful lot of people are expecting to see some pushback against Islam or immigration, and it's just never going to come from government. Even Reform.
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>>83420434
You can get contacts that you wear at night to reshape your eyeball so you dont have to wear glasses during the day.
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If deanocore became it's own thing then I would listen to it for sure!
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>>83420648
how do you 'teach' the absence of something?
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>>83420648
link please lad.
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>>83420667
what do you reckon will happen?

both the government and the general population have been utter shite lately. completely ineffectual.
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>>83420688
Dunno, I just listened to her speech in Parliament just now. Mainstream media will probably start to cover it soon, with their own spin about how English boys are the problem and everyone needs to watch Adolescence.

>>83420680
It's simple. You teach little boys that they are nasty and women are pure and perfect and always correct. And then society is fixed.
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>>83420698
very silly, all this. we were past it.

teenage boys are going to be rebellious pricks anyway, is this all part of a longer term plan to create soldiers???
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Rewatched the paedo episode of Brass Eye. Had me howling
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>>83420719
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you are a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a buntyy man, you're a shrub rocketeer
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>>83420719
a classic, that.

Chris Morris has good writing chops. Four Lions is kino, like Islamist Spinal Tap.
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One day, a stairwell nonce-bashing left HHL quadrospazzed on a life-glug.
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>In February 2019, Arnold appeared at Harrow Crown Court in north west London to be sentenced after pleading guilty to 12 counts of fraud, and one count each of voyeurism, causing a person to engage in sexual activity and making indecent images of a victim aged under 18. He had been found posing as a modelling agent to take images of women in gyms before posting them online without consent to sell his fitness products.

Why won't DJE Media talk about this?
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>>83420735
Had no idea Chris Morris wrote Four Lions. Makes a lot of sense now
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>>83420742
>He had been found posing as a modelling agent to take images of women in gyms before posting them online without consent to sell his fitness products.
How did he not have consent? Like what did the women expect the photos of them in gyms would be used for?
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Why does HHL even drink? He just gets angry af and generally seems very unhappy when drunk.
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DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT
EVERYBODY'S FEELIN WARM AND BRIGHT
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any other decent 90s/2000s comedy series? there's probably something i've missed.

Chika was right about Extras, it's pretty solid.
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just finished a 3 hour nap, am shattered me
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>>83420697
Just a continued degradation of everything. The government itself says their plan is a managed decline.
There's no way to boot out all muslims without sacrificing international trade, and the jew masters won't allow that.
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>>83420757
Because he's a spacka in Sunderland, there is nothing else for him
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damn the new CAPTCHA is NOT ketamine-friendly.

you (yes, you) have an instinctive grasp of numbers and shapes, a knack where you'd immediately clock it if there was something amiss.

me? HOW ARE CIRCLES
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I always wondered what ketamine feels like.
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>>83420753
He lied to them as the photos were not meant to be public. He also took the photos in a highly sexualised way. He has a SHPO lasting until 2029. Don't know why anyone would support this weirdo.
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>>83420648
Is this the same one who thinks male suicide is funny?
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>>83420790
why not just try it? ps: its shit
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>>83420772
Now watch Malcolm in the Middle
It womfy
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>>83420800
My sister does it and her bladder is completely fucked, so I don't want to continue the abuse, if that makes sense.
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>>83420806
your blatter wont fucked unless you do it all the time like a mong
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taking ketamine in a toilet of a bristol nightclub
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>>83420753
Women are allowed to take videos of you in the gym to put in their tiktok gym creep compilation but if you post images of them without permission it's instant jail
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Wonder what it's like to date a German lass.
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>>83420820
Been there many times, what a great time
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>>83420757
He's an addict, lad, he does things compulsively. A lot of people are addicted to specific things, often drugs, but perhaps porn or coffee or other such things. But then you get people like Sean who are the addictotypal. They are universal addicts, what matters isn't so much the specific thing, but that they engage in their compulsive behaviours.
>trekkie brekkies (or other slop takeaway meals)
>wortnite
>wuppas
>wrugs
>wooze
>obsessive collecting of apu/L-finger pics/findom pics etc.

He's an omniaddict.
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taking ketamine in the lift of the jobcentre before seeing your work coach
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>>83420806
>My sister does it
Does she post here?
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>>83420831
Das ist sehr gut ja, fuck mein pussi bitte ja ja ja

Bit like that really
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>>83420840
do you speak german, lad?
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>>83420822
Me? I film the gym window from the street and know my PINAC rights.
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>>83420790
it's canny. not to be a dork or anything, but as well as a gay club drug it could also be used to help depression if the scientists came up with a delivery system that doesn't SLICE UP MY BLADDER

(>>83420813 knows the score.)
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Tried ket years ago after 3+ solid hours peer pressure
>"its not crazy or anything anon.. just try it!"

Wasn't too bad, felt like id had 4 drinks at once, very floaty, but thats as far as id go tbqfh
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k holing in a mcdonalds toilet at 4am
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>>83420771
Fun fact, the guy who wrote this song wrote it imagining an alternative reality of the night he was beaten nearly to death and his gf was raped while they were being robbed.

The people who robbed, beat and raped them were the same group who then went on to commit the Fountain Valley Massacre. The leader of the massacre screamed "I hate you white motherfuckers" as he executed the eight people he had forced to their knees. He later hijacked a plane to Cuba while in custody and has lived there ever since.
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>>83420840
corr that would be very hot with a angry sounding german accent.
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shippy spoke a bit of german ;_;
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>>83420833
this is true. it's just a bit shit being wired this way. been to addiction groups, i remember one bloke's thing was buying trainers.

me? successfully defeated alcoholism by taking up a ketamine addiction. that's how it works, yeah? ;__;
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ket + 8 pints + nitrous + bit of weed
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>>83420390
Woah do want, is that sausage with crispy onion topping?
Also, based and ThinkPad pilled.
>>83420446
>linux ofc
This is the way!
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>>83420876
It was a giant pig-in-blanket with crispy onions, stuffing and gravy for dipping de lid
>Also, based and ThinkPad pilled.
ofc x
>This is the way!
oh aye x
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>>83420876
What do you use GNU/Linux for?
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>>83420843
Obviously I'm extremely fluent
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The paedophile is here lads. He's posting his paedophile anime pictures.
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Was very tempted to cum earlier, but now it's looking like I might be hooking up later today so glad I decided not to. Sixth sense innit?
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Boxroom is smelling LUSH with this Yankee Candle burning. Oh aye x
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>>83420885
Sweet af, what's the gravy mate?
I'm at a Christmas market on Saturday I hope to snag a bratwurst with toppings.
Enjoy mate!
>>83420887
Browsing, email, encoding, OpSec, compiling, penetration testing, and tinkering.
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>>83420857
cor that WAS a fun fact. just read the Wikipedia article about it.

mad how that's just someone's life.
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>>83420913
>penetration testing

wrongun
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>>83420913
>Sweet af, what's the gravy mate?
Just a generic beef gravy, slightly too much salt but still quite lush. Was incredibly filling as a meal, shan't be having dinner tonight, probably just a cup of tea and maybe a slice of toast or a banana or something, I'm fucking stuffed x
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Not a crime to walk around with handcuffs. You see some security mongs with them thinking they can actually legally use them. Saddos.
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>>83420887
Everything you use windows for except faster, leaner, with no spyware, totally customisable and free x
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>>83420896
And you'll be here saving them all little lad haha.
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>>83420932
Aye the UK government has made it very clear that when it comes to the property rights of law-abiding people and productive companies versus licence for criminals to commit crimes, they are very firmly on the side of the criminals.
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>and free x
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>>83420885
>>83420928
cor that does sound lush.
perhaps >>83420399 wasn't to know, but who goes around making their own pigs-in-blankets? no one m8.

>>83420913
i'm sure it's been asked, but which distro do you main?
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>>83420948
>parking lot
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!
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lollers fuck off you dirty nonce youre not welcome here
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>hating on GIMP
Works fine for me making my black sun edits.
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>>83420971
oh dear lad x
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>>83420971
>linux usr
>gimp usr
>phat booty nubian kween appreciator
>sonnenrad enjoyer
i kneel lad
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Why would I use Linux? With windows everything just works.
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>>83420948
have to admit, i'm not happy with the way GIMP draws circles sometimes. because of its whole selection paradigm, it sometimes only strokes a circular selection WITHIN the selection itself so the edges get cut off, and it's not even a vector shape to begin with.

will Linux let me choose WHICH circle drawing algorithm to use? i remember trying to do circles in C/SDL once and they kept coming out all jagged/asymmetrical and i gave up.
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pulled a sickie today and going on the jars now, life is good x
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>>83420991
That's fine, you're just asking from the perspective of a lay mass market customer. It's like if you asked why you need a 200 quid frying pan when the 30 quid one in the home section of Tesco works just fine. Of course it does work fine for you, but the professional chef next to you would be pulling his hair out if he had to cook with the pan you use.

In the same way, while you get no benefit from linux because you're a mass market consumer, people like me or lollers or other linux lads can't fucking stand windows because to us personal computers are about personal computing, not just a browser launcher for social media.
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What FOSS is actually good?
I can only think of Blender and OBS.
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>>83420971
Seek help lad, you're not right.
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>>83421025
Linux is more like folding up a piece of tin foil and using that as a frying pan
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Why doesn't Lollers play VNs?
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>>83420952
I main Zorin OS on both devices, GNOME ThinkPad and XFCE MacBook Air.
I boot from a SLAX live usb or a Fedora Security Spin usb too. I need to consolidate scripts etc and pick a flavour of distro for my usb main.
You're Arch and KDE?
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>>83421055
>Zorin OS
Good choice lad, heard and seen great things from Zorin, everyone I know who uses it loves it.
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>>83420971
use floating window mode like the great Saint GNOME intended.
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>>83420795
Yes. She is a vile woman.
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>>83420698
You low key sound like an incel/potential rapist
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>disagree with obviously harmful partisan bollocks
>"eerrrrmm, you kinda sound like a rapist fr fr ngl on god low key"
Christ you people are so tiresome
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Me? I always romance the lolis in VNs.
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>>83421071
Because I don't want foreign invaders raping children? You sound like a redditor.
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Greedy pub landlords on BBC News again.
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>>83421080
last time you was in pub?
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>>83421074
Just the usual boring anti-social online personality type
>Read post
>Immediately look for way to le pwn said poster even if I don't agree with what I'm actually saying
I don't know how this doesn't eventually get boring. It's boring for the rest of us to read.
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>>83421090
>It's boring for the rest of us to read.
Yet you spend all your free time here
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>>83421084
I don't think I've ever been in one. I have no interest in drinking alcohol for health reasons.
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>>83421100
You make the same exact reply to about 100 posts per day. I don't think I'm the one who needs to spend my time better. I mean I do too, but still.
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pubs are quintessential british culture. dont like them? youre probably a fucking foreigner
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>>83421101
Why do you care about health reasons? Your plan in life is to throw yourself off a cliff with no shoes on
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first jar finished, still feel like shit
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>>83421114
I'm white as the driven snow with an Anglo-Saxon last name and direct traceable family lines back to the 1600s and I cannot fucking stand pubs.
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Deano with an indian lass kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pANXpwst-k
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>>83421138
>I'm white as the driven snow with an Anglo-Saxon last name and direct traceable family lines back to the 1600s
proof?
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Gruntled
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>>83421140
not trying to be funny but whats the appeal of these videos?
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>>83421140
If the races were reversed britfeel would call him a groomer/rapist. Not making a judgment, just pointing out a fact.
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>>83421143
>just doxx yourself and your entire family
mmmmmm, no?
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I have a family crest of arms
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Going on the piss now. Nothing else to do really desu
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>>83421158
What, you're ashamed of who you are?
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>>83421149
Sociopaths feeding their mental illness
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>>83421026
a lot of under-the-hood stuff, libraries and that. it's nice that we all have ARM UNIX systems in our pockets, in a way.

text editors is a thing people like to have flame wars about, and there is NOT a good text editor for Windows. Sublime Text.
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A gay in a manger
A bumsesh in bed
Me buttocks are getting pounded til bled
Legs are now spatchcocked
On sofa I lay
My wee little willard has come out to play
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>>83421161
Why did he wear a clown costume to the pub? Is this just him acting weird deliberately to stay on benefits?
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>I'm white as the driven snow with an Anglo-Saxon last name and direct traceable family lines back to the 1600s
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>>83421149
To see the decay of Great Britain. It's so grim to see these shit towns and cities with immigrants, crackies, alcoholics and mentally ill homeless people. What's the point me even going out if it's just depressing shit like this in most places? What would I do? Buy useless decorative tat (not a materialistic person), drink an expensive coffee (make one at home), walk past all the vape and phone shops (don't smoke, wouldn't buy a phone in a shop if I needed one)? Can't wait to become normie and live life. Wahey.
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>>83421147
Disgruntled
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>>83421147
>>83421187
Impressed I managed to beat the robot with both of these posts.
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>>83421140
Hoeflation is real. This decent looking chap probably only ever got responses from fatties and indian chicks like her on online dating apps. We all know the pretty white birds get overwhelmed with thousands of potential men on these apps. There is absolutely no point playing that game if you are a not at least a 7/10 man with a good career.
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>>83421159
proof?

(this singular post has been a whole KAPTCHA adventure)
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>>83421161
Cor he's a good looking lad our kid, why hasn't he ever has sex
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>>83421193
You're a 1/10 man with no career though, how would you even know that being a 6/10 with a good career wouldn't be enough? All you really know is that YOU aren't good enough
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>>83421181
why not watch something a bit more positive? youll just feel worse after watching a video like that, no?
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>>83421164
Billy Moore is just as bad as Veitch imo. Pretends to be friendly and doing the right thing but off camera they deliberately wind people up for a reaction. Absolute scumbags these vloggers and auditors.
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Just walk through a town or city during working hours and you will see "the morlocks".
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>>83421215
Honestly if I knew I could get a nice average bird (no single mums), I'd try to improve my situation. The reality is I'll just end up in slaving in some shit warehouse...still alone, still miserable. Some men are simply meant to go through life like this.
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>>83421218
These videos are oddly comfy. I have Youtube playing all day on the xbox unless I'm playing vidya.
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>he's now defending the honour of all chaste maidens across the land in the hopes that one of them will give him pussy
they won't, hoeflation is real open you're fucking eyes you moron
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Just downed a half pint of ice cold milk lads, it was fucking glorious.
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I despise the average british town centre. Don't know how anyone even still uses them. Just buy shit online. Less depressing.
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the CAPTCHA-solving portion of my brain is missing.
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>>83421277
are you a semi skimmed or a full fat man?
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Where do the british roses go? Waterstones? The cat cafes?
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>>83421284
I prefer semi-skimmed desu. We get them delivered in glass bottles twice a week from a local dairy. Best milk I've ever had, so fucking fresh let me tell you oh aye x
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>>83421278
theres a nice pool hall in mine, i'd join if i went so spergy
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>>83421291
im old enough to remember glass bottles. they would have a thick lay of cream and sometimes your thumb would go though the think lid thing they had. i didnt really like them if im honest
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>>83421270
>I have Youtube playing all day
That must be great for your mental health
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>>83421306
Can't stand a room of silence in the day.
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LIKE IT'S FOOD
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>>83421278
>Don't know how anyone even still uses them. Just buy shit online. Less depressing.
Unless you're getting food/drink from somewhere I am also baffled as to why anyone would go into town. From my experience transiting through and observing it seems to be either very old people who can't use technology, crippled/weird/alchie/druggie types who are just there to get their daily dose of human interaction (the morlock types this lad said>>83421245) or BAMEs. The latter was odd to me, but I've asked around and it seems like BAMEs basically don't use the internet ti buy things either; their default is go to a shop. Something about wanting to haggle and 'not trusting' online shops ("they'll steal your identity" - this is what one person said when I asked him why he didn't just buy something on amazon). Odd bunch of people we have in our country.
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>>83421302
Our don't have the thick layer of cream, they skim that off. Also lmao lad you're supposed to peel the metal foil off from the rim, not jam your thumb through it.
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Phwaor gotten up again me x
Verily yes
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>>83421340
Do you have late stage cancer and slip in and out of consciousness because of the meds?
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>>83421325
>lmao lad you're supposed to peel the metal foil off from the rim, not jam your thumb through it.

everything my mum teaches me is wrong
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>>83421302
that cream is useful. fuck homogenous milk, if steakheads can like different cuts, then i want the best cut of milk.

>>83421325
but the foil would lose its integrity and fail to be a proper top any more anyway so FUCK the foil. THUMB THE FOIL
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A nice Scottish rose would be a big improvement to my life.
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dont feel healthy but also not ill enough to call in sick
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>>83421384
She looks weird. Same head shape as SSM.
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i think the most important thing
is to that >>83421294
go play pool
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>>83421400
They used to be lovers
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>>83421400
Nothing like him. SSM has bigger breasts.
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>horrible bpd ex who was older than me and who moved to another fella 6 days after me over the last 3 years keeps sending facebook requests, making fake alt ig accounts and has now stalked my linkdin and sent me a request

wonder when she'll stop, not uttered a word to her since things ended
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>but the foil would lose its integrity and fail to be a proper top any more anyway so FUCK the foil. THUMB THE FOIL
Yeah, so you use one of these when you peel the foil off.
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Having a butter chicken ready meal for dinner. Can't be fucked to cook today.
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>>83421394
Don't like that in-between bit. I've had that all week, snotty and generally a bit shit but not overtly ill.
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everything reminds me of him
it not right
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>>83421418
>This is a 10 in dcotland
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wee choonpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5i2Wa7daDA
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>>83421425
Miss the satisfaction of getting a perfectly thumbed foil lid to stick back on tbqh. That's something that I'll probably never do again.
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>>83421411
SSM is more like a father figure to her despite noncing Marie.
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>>83421425
;_; that was the end of an era.
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>>83421418
Is that Scotland? Looks like a Soviet wasteland in Eastern Europe.
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Billy Moore made a video in Turkey a few months ago.
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Why did SSM set up a company?

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/MkNr8aHldkGg7Wfh1rOsh_Buf4Y/appointments
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I'm thinking Halo Reach was the best Halo, at least multiplayer-wise.
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Welper army!
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>>83421478
Halo 2 was the best, Halo 3 had best multiplayer and Halo CE was the most important in terms of overall impact on gaming as a whole.
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>>83421463
Think she was on holiday lad. Scotland is better than England in many ways.
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>>83421468
Transferred to him. The original owners gave him a few quid to do it. He tricked. Swindled. Now he responsible for the debt
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>>83421448
Easily an 8.
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All this German gf talk has me in stitches. First wife was German and I have had a few gfs since. No different to British lasses desu. Polish lasses are the same too. It's all propaganda to take you away from the British roses so Ahmed can come in and breed them. After all my experience I would say to stick to your own.
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Shemale rape storms x
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>>83421539
I think her face has a weird shape
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>>83421559
Think she'd find you attractive?
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>>83421468
Why would anybody want to upload their full address to the internet especially with the Marie Healy noncing stuff going on, like he's asking to have his windows bricked or firebombed
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Treated myself to a big box of Maltesers. 50% off, oh aye x
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>>83421570
It's a noncing company. He is hoping to entice more nonces.
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The new captcha system is so fucking easy and way better than the last one. You have to be a dribbling mong spastic to struggle with it, it takes me less than 3 seconds to do it. Why people are complaining is beyond my understanding.
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>>83421580
It's a bit more difficult when you're making a thread, but otherwise I agree.
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>Three police officers were assaulted during an incident at York Christmas Market yesterday (Tuesday).

Guess I will stay at home this Christmas.
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Pre-ordered that Hard Boiled 4K did I not? Would have preferred A Better Tomorrow or Chinese Ghost Story first though tbqh.
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>>83421579
Ah I see. So Mark will be teaching others how to nonce children and mentally ill women by manipulating them into acts of coercion. Got it.
After all it's not the first time he's done this is it?
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>>83421580
The AI will adapt and it will be super sophisticated in 2026 probably. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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>>83421589
I wonder if it was the usual suspects? Remember that assault on police at Manchester Airport. I wonder what ended up happening with all that lot...
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Do u think Mark can solve the captcha?
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>>83421596
He is a nonce advisor and nonce teacher.
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>>83421594
Why you pre-ordering eggs de lid?
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When he played that sonic game he wasn't able to get out of the tutorial level.
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>>83421581
It's simple pattern recognition
>1st puzzle was 5 whole shapes the correct one was the half circle
>2nd puzzle was 5 dots they were all multiples of 2, the one with one dot was the correct answer.
>3rd puzzle was 5 sets of black writing and the correct answer was the one with white writing.
Easy.
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>>83421605
Too many thug englishmen in our cities these days.
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>>83421626
I'm not saying it's difficult generally, I'm saying it's more difficult than just typing a Captcha.
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>>83421621
He road to masters de lid, he professionals golfers.
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>>83421621
I remember the alone in the dark stream where he couldn't get out of the first room. It was worse than medieval torture watching him try to figure it out.
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What are your thoughts on twitch streamers? I want them all disemboweled and chopped to pieces lids.
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>>83421663
Can't be worse than your average youtuber with their clickbait videos.
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>>83421580
>The new captcha system is so fucking easy and way better than the last one.
>You have to be a dribbling mong spastic to struggle with it, it takes me less than 3 seconds to do it.

been at both ends of the spectrum here. yesterday? taptaptap, done. today? i don't even remember HOW to remember 3 circles
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>>83421559
I think she's semitic origin and therfore ugly.
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Just get a 4chan pass lads. You'll need one anyway when Ofcom bans 4chan anyway, along with a VPN.
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Just go outside and socialise...
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>>83421710
shan't be paying me. Sorry!
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Usual lot isn't it?
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>>83421656
He a-a-a-a-al-al-alone in the d-dark. The d-dark. Well I am, aren't I? Alone. In the d-dark.
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>>83421734
He will be this Christmas. No money, no Helen, no YouTube and no windows.
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>>83421729
are you paid for this shill posts?
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>>83421745
no windows?
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I'll hopefully be dead in 2026. I can't stand being an incel to old age.
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>>83421748
Does foreigners being lit up by anons for the overwhelming amount of sex crimes on white girls annoy you?
What colour is your hair, who did you vote for last election and why?
What do you think of Farage?
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Why anyone would welcome immigrants with open arms truly boggles the mind. It's like white females want to be raped.
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STDs from newcastle
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I have free will. I could go out right now and start vlogging crackies but the weather is grim today.
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Dossers from sunderland
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>>83421788
You also don't have any footwear
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>>83421745
Kinnell the bayleafs taking his windows?
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>>83421748
It's more than likely Turkmong trying to stir up racial hatred towards whites. Ignore it.
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i NEED a gamer bf.
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>>83421763
>Does foreigners
do
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>>83421813
Corr would like to see bayleaf take away marks windows oh eck!
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Sik of thees muslamic ray guns lads we wont are cuntry back x
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>>83421805
I'm sure I could buy some once I get on disability.
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>>83421847
Wouldn't mind a female Gangar to pound.
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>>83421849
Turkmong filling out those pink papers PIP papers to get on disability kek
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>>83421750
Trolls smashing them after watching the Marie Healy files part 4.
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There's a barbecue in Rostock
You'd better come
How do you like your Turks?
Do you like them well done?
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>>83421849
Why would you be eligible for benefits?
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>>83421855
Wouldn't your dick go right through it? It would be like fucking a cloud or a steam vapour.
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My Christmas card to SSM should have arrived today. Hope he knows we all miss him.
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>>83421876
Do you like mulled wine?
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>>83421876
>My Christmas card to SSM should have arrived today. Hope he knows we all miss him
Proof?
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I don't know why so many men from Eritrea come here and think white women are like them whores in porn. Many developing countries got cheap mobile internet in the 2010s. It has also helped them get on the dinghies. I only know about this Eritrea country because of the rapes and sexual assaults on British women. We must protect our shores from these rapists.
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>>83421873
Mentally ill lad. No sex life ever makes me depressed.
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I haven't had my oats in something like... 2 weeks!
[LAUGHTER]
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Turkmong let the mask slip when he said that the disability papers were pink in the UK. Have you forgotten where you are? Most of us are on bennies here we know what the colour the papers are.
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Going to post that AI image yet again where helper has a comically long neck
[LAUGHTER]
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Anybody else constantly check their old friend's social media accounts? I do everyday, even though I haven't spoken to them in years
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>>83421908
They were pink I think around 2011. You get a big A4 size set of them in the post.
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Ohhh the weather outside is weather
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accessibility seating
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hate cripples and old people with a passion desu
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>>83421929
Always found football very dull
The only excitement is calling the opposition team names.
What would make it exciting is two loaded guns, each player gets a gun at random.
If you are on the losing side 5 random names of the team get a random amputation of a digit, if your name comes up twice, it's a limb.

What do you reckon?
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>>83421949
>i can only enjoy things when someone gets hurt physically or emotionally
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Why doesn't ruthmong have shoes?
>not the first time this has been asked ffs
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>>83421914
No. I've deleted all forms of social media, not interested in it anymore.
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think i'll have some oats.
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>>83421983
Brother may I have some oats? x
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>>83421996
yeah i've got loads.

just remembered because of that poster doing his thing.
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>>83421748
>this shill posts
These
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>>83422017
it should have been post instead of posts as i was referring to only one
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>>83421949
unironically think some third world country should bring back gladiator fighting. I bet there's a few madlads who would sign up for that. I bet it would be the most popular sporting event in the world even if everyone pretends they disapprove. It would make billions.
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weeeee. had my mandated fun.

CAPTCHA still kicking my arse. cor i feel like >>83421924 (Sisyphus, the person, not you, Sisyphuslad, the person whose gimmick i stole)
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>>83422040
It's just as likely, more likely on britfeel really that you meant multiple posts by the same poster
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Spacker Colosseum. Spackers have to fight for their bennies. They can fight lions and elephants for a bonus.
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>>83422063
>CAPTCHA still kicking my arse
Literal spastic
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I bet Ruth has sowed all her wild oats and ready to settle down now. Some nice deano will wife her up. As much as she likes BBC I can't imagine her marrying a chocolate face.
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evens i beer odds i do not
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>>83422100
>Yes, zero (0) is an even number
beer'o clock
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>>83421965
Don't go out these days. No need for them.
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>>83422040
You are lying or foreign anyway, a native speaker writing this?
>are you post for this shill post?
Are would be for a multiplicity. "Are you paid for these shill posts?", that would be fine. Are you paid for this *might* be technically correct but it sounds awkward and ESL
>were you paid for this shill post?
Would be the natural way to write it.
You have made the mistake of trying to be clever today and it's backfired quite badly twice, anything more to add?
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>>83422098
Yeah probably lad. She's not racist, though.
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>>83422098
She'll settle down not long after graduating I reckon, especially considering she has family wealth. Media is a meme degree, she's just gone to uni for the experience.
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My fucking everything

Scud missiles on tap x
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Might go to bed soon as it's too cold and I've been up since 2 am.
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>>83422119
Oh no way. She has for sure slept with a black man. Without a doubt.
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>>83422096
>Literal spastic

nah. i'm just playing on hard mode.
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Is Wops settled? Doesn't she have a job in Somerfield or something, grinding away. Poor thing. She should find some rich deano to wife her up.
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Ngl am off the rails me. Might go shop for some more wooze x
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>are you paid for this shill post
t. Stanislaw / Abdul
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i can't be fucked with the racism but i CAN make chocolate porridge

have oats for days
not enough milk though
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>>83422147
Go and smoke some crack with a black man. Or are you chicken? Cluck cluck cluck
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Duuuude im on le drugs me yeeeeeeeeah im trippin dude \m/ psychedelical bro \m/ its me cool anon thats on drugs \m/
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>>83422127
True lad. Cheating is widespread in universities especially with AI assistance. Hard to fail.
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What is your experience with drugs?
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MY ERA
MY EVERYTHING
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>>83422161
same

get in.
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NOBODY SNUFFS ME OUT

FUCK THE TORIES
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>>83422142
She did a media degree in Manchester I think. She only works part-time in retail jobs (full time is clearly too overwhelming for your average zoomer).

Another student loan that will have to be paid off by the taxpayer. I don't think you have to pay back loans if you're in low paid jobs (totally wrong imo).
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Sweet English roses do not shag darkies.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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I WILL A THOUSAND YEARS JUST TO SPITE THE TORY CUNTS.

FUCK RISHI SUNAK
FUCK KEMI BADENOCH
FUCK THE DWP
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>>83422115
take you meds matey
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HelperLad are you still drinking your water?
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Tory cunts want to snuff me out and replace me with some pajeet. 2021 vibes x
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>>83422159
Good boy that you are not racist. The Muslims will probably send you to the deathcamps after all of us racist lot. You will still be going though.
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Working-class lads are killin themselves.. It's a;; a joke to them. They get off on on poor suffering x
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>>83422217
I wish she would come and live with me. I would look after her just right. On my wage she wouldn't have to work either.
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Not feeling the Christmas spirit this year lads. Mumberg hasn't even put the tree up. Grim times.
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>>83422236
>no argument
As expected.
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>>83422280
Same. Kept telling her not to bother as I don't care. Think she finally took the hint in 2023. I have absolutely no interest in it. It's all about them. I don't have the relationship. I don't have anything to celebrate. I don't get to have a fun life so why should I care?
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I would have a female Pokemon harem. It's legal to breed your Pokemon in the Pokeworld.
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>>83422290
I'd fuck Vaporeon
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>>83422290
I don't think it's legal to fuck your Pokemon lad
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>>83422289
Well you are Turkish and Muslim for a start
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Rishi Sunaks kids will never be suicial.

Suicidal thoughts are for poor people.

Rich cunts need snuffing out x
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Tories are finished lads. Reform are taking the right wing mantle. Once the rest of the Tories defect to Reform then Labour are in fucking trouble.

The left vote is already split between Labour, Greens and even some to that fucking Your Party Corbyn bullshit.
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The eeveelutions are sexy as fuck lads
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>>83422290
was asking crossy about horses, do we breed horses for the purposes of riding? so they can support heavier and heavier people?
did horses used to be smaller?
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>go to police because some beat you up
>they make you take the community resolution
>these show up on enhanced DBS

Police get off in ruining lives. Did the same to me. No point even applying for jobs. I'm not taking some shit job just because of DBS marks for multiple no further actions. fuck 'em. pay my disability wagies.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3enzk2dwl9o
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>>83422322
There is no DBS where you live Abdul
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Just ate 4 onion bhajis didn't I x
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HelperLad going on off one again. He's reliving the Tory gov of 15 years ago all over again even though it's no longer relevant.
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>>83422217
There should be a 5% graduate tax. Most people who go to uni admit they were just there to party and coast for 3 years. It's mostly female too. Why should everyone else pay for that?
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Nu breadington required innit X
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>>83422356
Because men like you are meant to do real work lad. Women just want cushy office jobs doing very little most of the time. HR roasties on their phones all day.
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I bet she is glad to be born a pretty female. Putin would be shipping her off to Ukraine to die if she were a disposable male.
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>>83422385
Makes my penis become engorged with blood when I see images like this.
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>>83422142
Somerfield, now there's a lost brand name I haven't heard in a while.
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>>83422312
Crossmong can't do the new captcha
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Can't do warehouse work because I have sensory issues. The sound of cardboard scraping sets my teeth on edge. You will just have to give me one of those office jobs (with appropriate accommodations).
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>>83422342
I fucking am white British lad. I am from York.
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Pipe fookin downs

Might go off the rains me x
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Would anyone else fuck that rabbit from Zootropolis?
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Woman is the nigger of the world apparently
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j5RuCEhHcG4&pp=ygUgV29tYW4gaXMgdGhlIG5pZ2dlciBvZiB0aGUgd29ybGQ%3D

Mad how normal it was for white people to say the n word until the late 90s. Basically normal until the 00s here.
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Females have it worse than the lads. That's why the government will spend millions on making their lives even easier. This will inevitably increase misogyny. No female will ever do hard work like men. They'll just get a comfy job while the men go to war or build their fucking houses. Females need to step up and do real work because males will simply not bother.
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Might get some bags sorted x
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>>83422424
The people in charge are old fogies who are at least 50 plus. They have no fucking idea what has gone on on the internet the past decade. Completely fucking clueless. They are scared and freaking out. Hence, digital ID and the online safety act.
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>>83422436
get the bags in AND the slags in lad x
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>>83422424
Imagine being an 11 year old lad in primary school who hasn't even started puberty, and suddenly you get sent on a course about how evil men are and that you shouldn't rape women.

I am sure it will have the desired effect and these boys will grow up to respect women, fantastic policy making from Labour. We did it, we prevented all future rape!
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>>83422391
It's them slav genes. British birds just can't compete.
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>>83422439

Don't know any lasses down to party me x

Sunderland is boring x
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there's retrograde amnesia and anterograde amnesia, that's what i thought of when thinking of ketamine forming new memories? doesn't happen. are we aware? 5.
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He's almost been in one continuous k hole for months. Does he even remember diddling those kids?
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>>83422457
a chosen one will come
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Might get 3 for 50 in me x
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>>83422438
Won't be bothering with digital id. Didn't give in to the clotshot. They'll do all the fear mongering shit with that when it rolls out. I simply will not own a phone or lift a finger.

>>83422440
Yes it's a very stupid strategy. Just like how they taught boys to kiss boys from those queer story time sessions.
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>>83422392
I was going to say Kwiksave but our Wops is too upmarket for that.
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Gonna get into bed for the next thread I think. Post from my Thinkpad T480, maybe play a bit of Rimworld. Living the life of luxary.
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Who else is DBS tainted because of no further actions? It's going to be very difficult for me to ever find employment. I should move out of this shithole country.
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>>83422487
Can't fucking spell apparently
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>>83422487
Everytime I hear rimworld I have to think about the super shy lass I was seeing. The quiet ones are the worst for sure. Dirty bitch rimmed me, oh aye xxx
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>>83422491
What did you do lad? Doesn't it only affect working with kids, because you've been caught noncing?
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>>83422491
If you're going to fuck up your DBS you might as well do it with something based like computer misuse act or fraud act. Imagine being a furtheractioncel
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Plug ins't answerimg his phones.

It fiucking overss x
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If they want to force me to have digital ID they can buy me a phone. I will of course require a newest generation iPhone because they're the most privacy friendly
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>>83422505
>>83422506
You have fallen for a Turkish gimmick agIn
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>>83422505
No convictions is no convictions. He has been done noncing I reckon.
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You don't have a leg to stand on for a chance of dating a beautiful bird like this. Chad only material.
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Check my record, purely financial crimes
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>>83422514
I unironically fuck the life out of her. Was shagging a blind girl this time last year. Was lush af xxx
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Fucking clown world this is.
>we're gonna ban nude pictures
>visiting a 100% African school in Britain for a photo op
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>>83422505
Criminal damage and harassment. All totally false and first one they got the real after.

>>83422506
I am not a criminal, though. May as well be one with this DBS bollocks. It's going to make me flip one day.
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>>83422515
Check the record check the guys track record
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>>83422528
>Criminal damage and harassment. All totally false and first one they got the real after.
You were stalking an ASMR girl weren't you.
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>>83422513
How would someone not get a conviction over something like that? That doesn't make any sense.
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>>83422491
my DBS is fine, it's even in this thread.
but
what are no further actions?
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On the Thinkpad now, now it's time for a new thread lads x
New thread, new device, new me x
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Wake up in Istanbul boxminaret, 16 hours of the usual shit gimmicks, sleep repeat
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>>83422535
I can't go into detail unfortunately lad. The criminal damage was done by some drunk mong but they tried to pin it on me (hoping I'd admit it and solve the case for them incompetent fools).
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>>83422524
The one white girl lol. I bet she is already BLACKED.
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>>83422548
It's basic\ally left on file because there's no possibility of a conviction with the current or no evidence. NFAs show up on DBS even though you have not been convicted and may even be innocent.
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>>83422575
You are nonce, the first step is acceptance.
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>>83422550
Very good machines for the GNU/Linux unless you have one of them Nvidia gpus. Shall not be making that mistake again.
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Ripping open a bag of Jelly Babies to graze on tonight aren't I x
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>>83421958
Not true, i enjoy ballet.
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Getting bags sorted x]


Garn get em nows x
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Trying to make a new thread but the new captcha is impossible
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>>83422439
Gwaaaan lad, gonna have a bump in solidarity. Might as well eh? We all doing drugs in life.
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>>83422632

Garn the get the bags now. Plug is doing 5 for 100 x

Probably been ripped off lmao who gives a fuck lmao
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The foid that gave me a DBS mark will pay in time for her lies.
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>>83422632
Why would you trust random white power to go into your body?
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>>83422665
>>83422665
>>83422665
>>83422665
nostalgia init?
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>>83422663
>Why would you trust random white power
lol
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dislike that edish
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still thinking about that Tesco edish
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Christmas wags in x
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Spaniard here, don't deport muslims, just kill the fuck out of them.



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