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Is there a foolproof way to convince foids who look like this to sleep with me?
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>>83422148
be a drug dealer, be sociable enough to be around a party scene, preferably in a college town, women FOLD for ket and coke
>t. was friends with the ''plug'' as he was on my course
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>>83422148
Drop your phone open on banking app which shows an account balance that makes a bitches pussy wet (you can make a fake app)
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>>83422170
I hate drugs. Even weed. I only do psychedelics and that's for meditation purposes
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>>83422148
This but I don't want to just sleep with her, I want her to be my gf ('casual' sex outside a relationship is kinda ew)
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>>83422148
Tell her your name is Eddy.
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>>83422211
well then, youre not going to have a foolproof way then, next best thing is to alt max, grow your hair out, dont dress like a dork because unless youre very attractive facially you'll have to find ways to draw them in by being interesting looking, thing is these women love smoking weed.
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>>83422148
Wtf she's perfect
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>>83422148
you may as well admit you are a homosexual faggot op
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>>83422423
>Be attracted to a woman
>hurr durr, you're a fag
She isn't even a dyke or something. Just has short hair. Jesus
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>>83422430
Liking a woman with a nice body and tits makes you a homosexual
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>>83422148
"I have a knife"
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>>83422430
I miss having short hair and doing it up all spiky. but now that it's down past my shoulders I'm too scared to cut it off.
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>>83422461
Hm well, not that it matters at all, but I personally prefer women with shorter hair. Though, I mean, you can always let it grow out again if you decide it isn't for you. I had long hair for a while (like up to my chest) but eventually decided to trim it back down to ear-length because it was a hassle to wash and care for properly, plus it looks way more alive now.
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>>83422148
Yeah, be rich and famous and offer promises of money and fame for fucking you... but enjoy your #MeToo accusations. Lol.
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>>83422706
I like having short hair so that's nice to know that people like you exist. And I feel you, I have to wash my hair every day now. Shower caps are annoying but it's such a pain.
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>>83422461
You will never be a woman, tranny no matter how long your hair is
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>>83422737
Eh I mean I wash it every 2-3 days so it's not much better lmao. But yeh it was a pain.
Also desu I never used a shower cap. What's even the point of it?
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>>83422211
>I hate drugs
Then why do you want a druggirl?
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>>83422890
why do you think this type of girls like drugs? if anything, it seems she is athletic and healthy and drugs are kinda opposite of that
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>>83422902
>triple-pierced ear
>short hair + unnatural dye
>excessive amounts of tattoos
>all that + bright colored nails and immaculate make-up
She's also not athletic, she's just not fat. I'm also not suggesting that she's an addict, it's just obvious that she takes drugs to party.
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oh shit i met a girl in college that looked exactly like this, except for the dyed hair. she had natural long brown hair and freckles though
she was a model, and about 6'4 feet tall. quite the sight
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>>83422148
>short hair
>chapstick makeup
>middle and pointer finger nails shorter than ring finger
,,,anon
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>>83423028
you went to college with liv tyler?
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wow she look badass af
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Still no good answer to OP's question. Sadge
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>>83422211
>I hate drugs
>literally does drugs

Fuck off
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>>83423902
>Fuck off
I'm not a lazy stoner or a coke fiend. I use shrooms and ayahuasca as part of guided meditation
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>>83422148
Good body, shame about the mind and soul inside it
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>>83423986
Halsey actually seem like a cool girl ngl
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>>83422148
Why does it need to be foolproof? Are you a fool?
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>>83423881
Normies aren't ready for the real answer
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>>83424558
I'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah
l don't wanna do your dirty work, no more
I'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah
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I'm no fool
(Nobody's fool, nobody's fool) never again, no, no
(Nobody's fool, nobody's fool) I'm no fool
(Nobody's fool, nobody's fool)
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>>83422148
>be attractive
>don't be unattractive
It's that simple.
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>>83423027
you're retarded, that's what an athletic female body looks like. she obviously works out regularly



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