Is there a foolproof way to convince foids who look like this to sleep with me?
>>83422148be a drug dealer, be sociable enough to be around a party scene, preferably in a college town, women FOLD for ket and coke >t. was friends with the ''plug'' as he was on my course
>>83422148Drop your phone open on banking app which shows an account balance that makes a bitches pussy wet (you can make a fake app)
>>83422170I hate drugs. Even weed. I only do psychedelics and that's for meditation purposes
>>83422148This but I don't want to just sleep with her, I want her to be my gf ('casual' sex outside a relationship is kinda ew)
>>83422148Tell her your name is Eddy.
>>83422211well then, youre not going to have a foolproof way then, next best thing is to alt max, grow your hair out, dont dress like a dork because unless youre very attractive facially you'll have to find ways to draw them in by being interesting looking, thing is these women love smoking weed.
>>83422148Wtf she's perfect
>>83422148you may as well admit you are a homosexual faggot op
>>83422423>Be attracted to a woman>hurr durr, you're a fagShe isn't even a dyke or something. Just has short hair. Jesus
>>83422430Liking a woman with a nice body and tits makes you a homosexual
>>83422148"I have a knife"
>>83422430I miss having short hair and doing it up all spiky. but now that it's down past my shoulders I'm too scared to cut it off.
>>83422461Hm well, not that it matters at all, but I personally prefer women with shorter hair. Though, I mean, you can always let it grow out again if you decide it isn't for you. I had long hair for a while (like up to my chest) but eventually decided to trim it back down to ear-length because it was a hassle to wash and care for properly, plus it looks way more alive now.
>>83422148Yeah, be rich and famous and offer promises of money and fame for fucking you... but enjoy your #MeToo accusations. Lol.
>>83422706I like having short hair so that's nice to know that people like you exist. And I feel you, I have to wash my hair every day now. Shower caps are annoying but it's such a pain.
>>83422461You will never be a woman, tranny no matter how long your hair is
>>83422737Eh I mean I wash it every 2-3 days so it's not much better lmao. But yeh it was a pain.Also desu I never used a shower cap. What's even the point of it?
>>83422211>I hate drugsThen why do you want a druggirl?
>>83422890why do you think this type of girls like drugs? if anything, it seems she is athletic and healthy and drugs are kinda opposite of that
>>83422902>triple-pierced ear>short hair + unnatural dye>excessive amounts of tattoos>all that + bright colored nails and immaculate make-upShe's also not athletic, she's just not fat. I'm also not suggesting that she's an addict, it's just obvious that she takes drugs to party.
oh shit i met a girl in college that looked exactly like this, except for the dyed hair. she had natural long brown hair and freckles thoughshe was a model, and about 6'4 feet tall. quite the sight
>>83422148>short hair>chapstick makeup>middle and pointer finger nails shorter than ring finger,,,anon
>>83423028you went to college with liv tyler?
wow she look badass af
Still no good answer to OP's question. Sadge
>>83422211>I hate drugs>literally does drugsFuck off
>>83423902>Fuck offI'm not a lazy stoner or a coke fiend. I use shrooms and ayahuasca as part of guided meditation
>>83422148Good body, shame about the mind and soul inside it
>>83423986Halsey actually seem like a cool girl ngl
>>83422148Why does it need to be foolproof? Are you a fool?
>>83423881Normies aren't ready for the real answer
>>83424558I'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeahl don't wanna do your dirty work, no moreI'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah
I'm no fool(Nobody's fool, nobody's fool) never again, no, no(Nobody's fool, nobody's fool) I'm no fool(Nobody's fool, nobody's fool)
>>83422148>be attractive>don't be unattractiveIt's that simple.
>>83423027you're retarded, that's what an athletic female body looks like. she obviously works out regularly
