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What would you do? Jfl
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>>83422315
I'm confronting him, he's going to have to beat the shit out of me or kill me, I hate performative faggots like that, I don't give a single fuck how big you are.
I've stood my ground against groups because I'm retarded, one big guy isn't going to stop me.
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>>83422315
I'm only like 15kg lighter than him and I can actually fight so I'd fight. Faggot would gas out after one minute and try to panic grapple.
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>>83422315
ask for my paycheck after the scene was over.
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>>83422315
I'm going to start keeping wax strips on me at all times. (But only one so they can't do it to me too) Take my food? I'm taking one of your eyebrows. Beat me as much as you want, I don't really care. Nice face, faggot.
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It's a buffet so I would think he's mentally ill and not care
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>>83422315
look for the camera man then call the police so they shoot him
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>call manager
>hey some nigger waltzed in and stole my food
>???
>get free meal
>sue restaurant
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Eat all that shit or throw it on the ground idk. I identify as the chunky nigger in the video because like him I'm also a performative loser.
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>>83422315
Average polish man
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>>83422414
Don't say nigger, they could use that against you for the lawsuit.
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does he realize how retarded he looks
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do that to ebk jaaybo
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>>83422315
Order a new one because some nigger stole it.
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what will happen to him if he tried to take instant death i mean instant noodles away from ebk jaaybo
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This is how civilizaton is going to be in 10-15 years and we will deserve every second of it. Great vid.
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>>83422315
>thread full of whites insecurely complaining about irrelevant shit
truly the superior race
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>>83422315
Hit him in the balls, go for the neck, if he grabs me - bite. I don't really care about looking intimidating or being the bigger man. I just gotta hurt him so I can live. A damaged ego is worse than death.
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>>83422315
She mirin. Hubby gave her the ick HARD.
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>>83422520
>black rappers were right
this is why every man white or black should carry guns. when you have guns you can relax. when you don't carry guns you are simply not a man
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>>83422573
fight? you unarmed bitch.
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>>83422586
you guys really aren't kidding about the autism huh
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>>83422599
Bibisi posters need to make everything about muh dik
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>>83422599
re-watch the vid, that woman wanted to get up and walk away with the giganigger
>>83422608
has nothing to do with race, she would look the same way at some white chad who humiliated her hubby
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>>83422608
hes not lying though. her husband doesn't even have a gun. thats an ick and look at you you don't even know it
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>>83422617
Ooh you wanna put your pp in chasity ytboi
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>>83422623
Ytboi, you want his bibisi in yo bussay
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>>83422568
white foid coded reply
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>>83422315
I'm not dying over a piece of chicken.
Now you guys understand why women want tall men?
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>>83422664
If only the guys were tall then he wouldnt grab their chickun
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>The dad just letting some asshole steal his kid's food and not even saying anything
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>>83422598
Fight? Who said that? I said I got to hurt him. I'd lose a fight, but if I can make him feel pain he's gotta remember me.

I can't kill him immediately because then he steals my time and freedom even in death. But a thief who fights back is asking to die. You can't always be armed, but you can always hurt someone.
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>>83422664
No, not really. I mean, if my love dies I'm sad so he should try not to risk his life for stupid shit. If we have kids we'll just carry guns to protect them. duh derp.
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Him stealing from the kid probably made some foids wet as fuck
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>>83422687
im trying to help you guys here none of you are listening
this situation requires weaponry
specifically guns
but you don't have to just sit there and no you don't have to fight him either
understand that there is a door number 3 to walk through here
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>>83422714
Seriously. Get guns. Or knives, but something. Get them and stock up. It's the worst getting put in dangerous situations with no protection.
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>>83422714
>confront him
>gun in your waist, so you're 100% relaxed
>he escalates
>he dies
ITS THAT SIMPLE
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>>83422724
>he escalates
>he dies
>you go to prison because this looks like it was recorded in europe
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>>83422731
fuck europe
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>>83422714
Why are you replying to me? I didn't say to carry weapons. But carrying a weapon without knowing or following the law just invites trouble. And you just cannot always carry, you cannot always have the right to draw. There's a reason he's walking away with his back turned and on camera. A brawl is fair for theft. And shooting is fair for a legit death threat.
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>>83422759
>I didn't say to not carry weapons
Made a Typo.
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>>83422759
>A brawl is fair for theft
It's not, you're just racist
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>>83422315
We are fighting. Win or lose. If you turn your back on me you are in for a surprise. I don't care how strong you are or if you are a professional fighter, if I get a free hit on you I'm probably going to cripple you for life. Fighting isn't a contest of strength for me or a match to win honor or respect. Fighting is war. I am aiming to cripple and kill.
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>>83422759
yeah thats why you confront him and try to get your shit back which you legally own as you legally paid for it
if he physically resists in any way that could be considered even slightly as escalation
you get green light to kill him
his life is very literally in YOUR hands to do with as YOU choose here
and if not a just pulling out, literally, just showing it to him, will turn him into YOUR BITCH

BUY
A
GUN
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>>83422787
And if its Europe where guns aren't allowed? Or if it isn't legal to carry a gun at a place of business? You've shot yourself in the foot showing it on camera. Better to have a knife sometimes.
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Picrel. I wouldn't try that in America
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>>83422821
>I wouldn't try that in America
MAN DOWN!!
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>>83422315
Well first I would remember that I'm in some shitty unfunny tiktok skit
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>>83422664
>>83422676
Did someone say chickn?
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>>83422820
you should at least be carrying pepper spray for little petty arguments you will randomly get into with people
you wont get in trouble with the law because and theres lots of grey area as to what constitutes threat and escalation to use pepper spray
and trust me you can bite his balls as much you want to or whatever your plan was after you pepper spray him
but its harder to get to and less effective as a gun (guns are so effective that you can literally just flash it and immediately change someone's entire temperament and intentions into whatever YOU want them to be)
but the whole point you're still not learning from this is theres a right way to handle this and it involves the very real threat of violence
you must learn this lesson here and now
the ability to threaten with violence is a human right
without it you arguably lose your own humanity and become something less than a human
i mean go back and read your own posts
that is no way for a person to exist at all
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>>83422821
>19th century criminals that died 150+ years ago will save us

Cope coppidy cope from copeland
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>>83422821
Pretty sure hes doing that in America
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Pick the nearest object up and crack it between the cunt's fucking coconut head. Size don't mean shit. No matter how strong or buff you are, you're still just as frail as any other cunting human on this hole.
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>>83422590

Not every encounter can be responded to with lethal force without throwing your life away though.
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>>83422315
Go after him and offer him some money.
>"I always try to help those in need"
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>>83423774
>weakling cope

jfl
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>>83423910
The only winning move is not to play. Eating around strangers might be normalized now, but it wasn't a thing for most of human history.
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>>83422315
>omg we're on some faggots tiktok lmao
Sorry OP I don't live near this "people"
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I always carry a pocket knife so lets see how tough he acts when I take it out
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Literally ai slop are people this stupid
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>>83422315
Well, I would look around for whoever is recording it, I would jump over the table and tackle the fuck out of them and beat their skull in
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>>83422315
>the joke is that he's a nigger
wow, the hilarity
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break the glass cup or bottle and use it as a shiv. All of that muscle mass won't help against something sharp, it'll be like popping a balloon made of flesh and blood.
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>>83422336
i think I'm retarded in the same way. i just haven't been in the situation yet, but i cant imagine not doing anything, even if out of pure autism
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>>83422434
yeah I saw the story of that guy that got stabbed by a black guy, he called him a nigger after he got stabbed, and the jury found the stabber not guilty because the victim used the n-word.
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>>83424946
>"words are violence, m'kay? so they justify violence, m'kay?"
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We already know the world is animal kingdom shit. To answer the thread we can't do shit without guns and even if we shot him to regain the stolen honor we'd go to jail for it.

So to answer more correctly: Wouldn't be out in public to begin with. I hate people.
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>>83424970
You really think you would get less than a year for killing someone? And just in case your pee brain can't comprehend what the fuck I'm saying, it's prison you dumb fucking bitch, not jail
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street interviewers are still scummier than social prankers
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>>83424977
Right thanks, you'd go to prison.
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>>83422315
Take my shirt off, dump my remaining food into it, and smearing his face with it before grabbing my shit back. If he confronts me I tell him to pay up for ruining my meal.
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The cope itt is palpable



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