old britfeel memes edition
first for shit pants dosser nonce (webm not related)
>>83422560Poor girl, it's not safe for her at that school. African men start becoming murderers from the age of 12. Same for rape.
>>83422663I bought my white power on the internet from trusted sellers. Not always the case though, if it makes you feel good then the positives often outweigh the negatives. It fun.
I don't get the appeal of coke. I tried it once and didn't enjoy it. Still have a bag of it that I've never used for about 7 years. Does cocaine go off?
>>83422710>Still have a bagSend it to SSM
Bennies for their 12 sprogs.
>>83422717Is that reprobate a cokehead too?
>>83422710Nah doesn't go off providing you keep it dry. You want to be drunk when you do it really, makes you feel nice and allows you to drink several more drinks.
>T'Pau - Heart And Soulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwrYMWoqg5w
>>83422720At least they have sprogs, unlike you
How many lads here posting from a Thinkpad? At least 3 I reckon
Noncepad, more like
>>83422575so do they see it as a black mark? mine just says 'none recorded'
I'm posting from my new commodore64u
>>83422765You are that good of a peado you haven't been caught yet.
I have come to accept that HHL has a better life than me.
Gonna be watching The Mist black and white version tonight I think x
>>83422751I don't really want sprogs. I just want a somewhat normie life.
>>83422765They can disclose anything from the PNC in an enhanced check should they feel it is is necessary.
>>83422800They should confiscate his electronics and have a good old root around. I know a peado when I see them, I can smell then out me.
>>83422755I have a Thinkpad, but not used it for years. I installed Linux on it and it was my main device for 2017-2019.
anyone else used an xbox controller as a vibrator? would shoot a gun in a game or something and press the controller on my dick until i came
Thinkpad? Yuck LoliBookAir, oh aye
>>83422822PS2 dual shock for me, infinite grind cheat in tony hawks and then find a nice circle to grind round indefinitely.
>>83422822Uh men don't need vibrators, those are for women to hold near the clit. What are you doing with it, holding on your dick? Or sticking it up your bum?
>>83422765I believe the crime(s) arrested for would be disclosed for extended ones.
Waited 30 mins but he finally showed up. Got that 5 for 100. Don't give a shit if it's bash as long it gets the job done x
cripples and elderly should be euthanized
I wonder if anyone's ever been done for piracy. Not distribution, just torrenting or whatever. Feels like one of those crimes that people don't really give a shit about
>>83422837I heard back in the day girls used to take the xbox controller and use it on their clit. In halo if you drove the warthog and fired the turret into space where no enemies were. I'm infatuated with female sexuality so this info always stuck with me.
Digestionshire kicking in rn innit>>83422665Phwoar nu bread X
>>>/wsg/6053943Grim this, lads
>>83422822Bought this back in the day.
>>83422869Hate Marge's voice now. Grim.
Kitchen Nightmares UK is so good lads. Top tier television
Literally got 5 bags of sniff here.Another 100 quid down the swany x
>>>/wsg/6053943kek
>>83422891See them off lad, might need to pop to the garage for some more booze. Gonna go full send at this rate.
That cringe he had to post it twice.
Need to cop a couple more kinos for the holiday kinothon still, don't i X
Wonder what would show up on DJE Media's enhanced DBS? I guess he'll never work in an environment with children.
>>83422910Just did me first line there de lid xOH aye x
>person did something bad in the past>therefore everything they do is worthless and the bad things they report on aren't happening...or something?
>Need to defecate increases after having just ingested din-dinMind-boggling X
Gordon Ramsey is a rude cunt
HILLYBILLY ROCK AND HILLYBILLY ROLLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVAzam1cnWc
>>83422944That bellend can't even cook a grilled cheese sandwich.
Got a new plug that does decent sniff but he's collection only. Fuck that noise xCba for jumping taxis x
>>83422944And a straight up worse chef than his mentor, Marco, who by all accounts was the best chef in the world at one point and remains at the pinnacle even though he's retired. Gordon lives in Marco's shadow and will never be better, I think that's why he's such a deeply bitter person and it comes across in his interviews, whereas Marco comes across as elite but sincere and contemplative and genuinely encouraging.Also Marco is a Reform voter so get in there x
>>83422928Having a wine meself, another bump due shortly for certain
>tfw no curved spine lass
this brain fried schizo still talks to himself bloody hell
>>83422856Bit hard to find torrents these days. I never got into those secret private tracker clubs.
Quite the explosive diarrhea this was X
Favourite Kitchen Nightmares episode lads?
HA! Take this moid!
Stupid foid.. You think you have power over me?
It is quite amusing to entertain the thought of a feline attempting to utilize a human lavatory, is it not X
Hope none of you lads parked on zig zags today.
>>83422869>>83422885in that clip you can't 'hear' Marge, you can 'hear' Julie Kavner, if that makes sense.stop your cartoon. don't do jokes about how it USED to be good, you've done that. just stop it.then, round up a team of scientists and engineers to create a Simpsons.exe AI that will output 90s-style episodes. we all collectively agree it's just still the nineties, they're still doing good Simpsons episodes, look!
>>83423131You can't park there mate! some kid died and everybody in the town is upset by it and remembers it.
Nigerian neighbour is on a mad phone call outside. Yelling in foreign, sounds quite musical really. Wish I knew what he was saying.
>>83422992Lovely little tummy on her
>>83423040maybe the curry house one, or Momma Cherri's Soul Food Shack.early on, it felt like they WERE actually doing something. a bit of cash and set-up by the production, sure, but then they just filmed what happened. it's entertaining telly, it didn't need 'embellishing'.
>>83423118Haha the cat is doing asmr
Exam tomorrow, just done two practice exams in a row. Got 89% on one and 98% on the other. I THINK I'm probably ready, I'm going to be very displeased if I fail but I think I've done all the cramming I can possibly manage. Now I will drink some wine and watch some TV and try to get an early night.
>>83423154>Wish I knew what he was saying.Ask him afterwards
The hostile vehicle mitigation bollards (HVMB) have been installed. Happy Christmas everyone!
>>83423262The van of peace! Not seen one this year.
Why don't we get a nice animated Christmas card from the prime minister like brit/pol/ does?
What did Epstein mean by this? Starting to think he was a bit of a nonce.
>>83422869cartoons that go forwards in time and where no one ages are wank, I hate that, cannot get on board with the sampsons having fucking iphones n that, bloody bort was born in 1979 the old cunt, hes nearly 50
Fucked me. Doing lines and fisjing off this wokey x
The fuck is going on with youtube tonight lads? Like swimming through molasses.
>>83423328You are out of control. Again. I am concerned about your pattern of behaviour.
>HHL back on the wokeyfuck sake lad that shite ain't good for you
Creasing at the idea of HHL doing lines off his spacker tray that the migrant workers feed him his chicken nuggets from.
>>83423299most overrated prose of all time
I'd let her freeze and seize my assets any time of the day X
>>83423409>filteredMany such cases.
>>83422665Left Britain about a year ago but I immediately recognised Sexy Kev in the catalogue.
>>83423386What does it mean, wokey? What's he doing
>>83423409shut up nerd.>Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. language will change. this will become, in publication,>dat lil Lolita bitch had a phat ass + WAP fr fr
>>83423341Ngl things are a little fucked up right now. Fresh start in 2026 x
I don't have any friends but I watch TV shows over and over and it's like I'm hanging out with my friends.Any other autistics do this?
too many poofs and poojeets in the thread la im out
>do one lineInstantly think about looking at poornI will resist x
>>83423459The prose in Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties is very overrated.
>>83423459yeah, i don't even need 'new content'. Red Dwarf and The Simpsons aren't going anywhere. i can still play those video files, trick my brain into thinking i have friends.
>HHL has a cuck fetish Oh brother..
>>83423433>What does it mean, wokey?coke lid
>>83423509Why hasn't anyone ever given Sean an intervention?
HHL are you doing the coke all alone? Are you doing it with a fellow spacker or someone who works at the home?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpPhm7S9vsQ>communist vending masheenThis millenial presenter roastie always does these kinds of stupid/"""whacky""" plebbit tier meme pieces lol, it really is her entire shtick
>>83423515Adesewa Nugbinda the nurse is cleaning his botty after he shits himself tonight.
got horrible toothache from the ket i ate yesterdaywhich is now dulled by the ket i snortedi'm peeved. my life is a semantic nightmare.
>"Happy hannukah!">joanna (((stern)))Yeah, very obvious kikess that one
i've never put my willy in a woman
HHL is currently wanking to cuck porn
>*Puts (((guard rails))) into your AI experience in you're path*
>>83423612It's a standard path when you've never been with a woman and your only sexual experience is watching tens of thousands of other men fuck women in porn.If he's enjoying it, what's the harm?
... What a stupid fucking report, especially that ending lolNever gonna get those 10 minutes back again, am i X
Suspicious how much soundspacker hates AI guardrails. What does he want to do with the AI? NONCE
Jackie Brown? Top 3 Tarantino for me.
>>83423657Bottom 3 for me, couldn't get into it but I'll try again one day, that white chick was hot though
Sean Allan? Top 3 personality for me.
you cant afford coke on bennies lol you lot fall for RP too easily
Quentin Tarantino = jewish paedophile foot fetishist
I did not care for The Godfather. 100 percent serious.
>>83423693For me it's Goodfellas
>>83423691Yeah, his films are good though
>>83423686Of course you can lad. It's 4 wags for 100. 4x bags, that 4 more bags than you, oh it lush and I mean LUSH
I am the game
BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH FUN JAN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7k4GQSGvx8
Well, I'vd hit rock bottom x
>>83423693Not sure about that lad, it insists upon itself
>>83423736youve been at rock bottom for years what are you talking about lid? get a grip on reality
>>83423736Did you put something up your bum before finishing?
>>83423736>Well, I'vd hit rock bottom xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHIxlc40AZg
>>83423686HHL says he gets around 1,600 a month
>>83423736You fucked up by giving up YouTube. If you stuck it out you could have been the Britsh Nick Fuentes but you let anxiety win
>>83423754you havent noticed yet that hes a liar? and delusional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-tL4uISqnALook at this brainless MIGApede zoomer tradthot whore with her pushup bra and glossy botoxmaxxed lipsMust've sucked a mean bunch of boomer dicks within zion don's epstein/mossad-adjacent circle in order to become a WH correspondent lol
>>83423712*attempts to play you only to find he cannot*
>>83423700fair enough. i always thought 'i do not like gangster films' but a pal (who also doesn't like gangster films) recommended it. and yeah, turns out GoodFellas is good.recently watched that Scarface, too. i think they work well when they're about the characters and not just the action/crimes. should i watch that Sopranos, /britfeel/?
>>83423736I'm a loser by society's standards but jesus christ lad. You are peak losermode.
... There's nothing going on up there, nobody's home at allJust a small wind-up monkey playing his cymbals... Forever
>>83423767He told us a while ago.
>>83423782if only you knew how bad things really x
>>83423782a few different anons have remarked that they feel better about their life upon hearing about mine.in a way, it's a service that us losers provide.
Does anyone know what happened to guitarlad? There's another one but he plays like absolute shit. Miss the ORIGINAL guitarlad
God i fucking hate this NPC uptalk inflection babbleProbably a ""reformed"" coalburner as well, you just know itThink i'm gonna throw up here lol
>>83423807Ugh... any sympathy I had is gone. You are beyond saving. Lenny in of Of Mice and Men would be a kindness.
Fucking hell lads I'm genuinely thinking I'm going to die alone.I've tried tinder and get next to zero matches, even fat/ugly girls I swipe on a lot of the time, don't even match. I'm not even ugly, just pretty average looking, but women's standards nowadays are retarded.
Based China will give us unrestrained AI to run locally on our GNU + Linux boxes. What are we going to do with them? None of your business I'd say.
>>83423821Fuck the pair of them, stringed instruments are haram
>>83423851I know the feeling lad although my problem is I'm far too spastic at this point to maintain a relationship with anyone resembling a normie. In another life, maybe.
>>83423821haven't seen him around for a while. and i pay particular attention to guitarlad's presence. i'm always saying we need OC in these threads, me.>>83423825your post is about language, and yet i don't understand what you're on about. qrd on NPC uptalk inflection babble?
MIGApedes be like>This is fine
>>83423891Yeah I've been alone so long I don't think I'd even be able to function with another human being those ways anymore.
(((They))) do enjoy dancing on their opponent's graves, don't they
had a good chuckle at that lad's post how the shit guitarlad sounded like david lister the other day
>>83423851You need to get your driver's license and then girls will be lining up to bounce on your willard
reckon i had a stroke when i was younger
>>83423903Kek they got Trump in the cuck chair
>>83423930you are stealing my thoughts
Still buzzing about the fact that I could post gruntled and disgruntled as original posts. Shame I couldn't send them to seethemong but I'm sure my expansive vocabulary will afford further opportunities to pwn him
There's nothing better in this world than really flat tits on a woman. Thoughts?
Worth making a gaming PC lads? I was looking at a prebuilt one so I can play video games on the highest settings at 2k. Pricey though like 4 grand. Is it worth it? Feel like i don't play games that much these days though and there isn't anything besides Cyberpunk that uses a PC heavily
>>83423947even before you pointed it out, i'll admit, 'disgruntled' had me somewhat agape.not 'gruntled', mind. quite the obscure word.
>>83423967I built my own PC that can play games on max settings at 2k for about 1900 quid. RAM has become more expensive since then though.
1 hour until 1st contact...Atlas will beam plans for a Stargate into one persons brain, who will it be?????
>>83423973what gpu lad? i was lookign at the 5090
>>83423967Don't need a new PC to play all the best VNs de lid.
>>83423973someone mentioned this here the other day, and holy shit it has. why? RAM was always the cheap thing, there wasn't much to it unless you were into the nitty-gritty of bus speeds and all that.MAKE COMPUTERS AFFORDABLE AGAIN. and design games for them. as in, computers people actually own, not some speculative computer they'll own in the future.
>"One day the last portrait of Rembrandt and the last bar of Mozart will have ceased to be - though possibly a colored canvas and a sheet of notes will remain - because the last eye and the last ear accessible to their message will have gone."
>>83423968Perturbed
>>83424007It's because of AI again.GPUs became insanely expensive because of cyrpto, then AI, but RAM was still dirt cheap. You'd pay 30 quid for a 16GB stick of the best RAM.But now AI apparently needs a lot of RAM, so it costs 120 or more. Gutted for anyone trying to build a PC now.
AI data centres cucking us out of cheap PCs.
>>83423968Dissatisfied
Corrrr! Some VNs on sale on Steam. Might have to grab Kanon for a tenner.
>>83424028120 quid... anon...
>>83424097Fucking hell it's even worse. That's actually insane.
>>83423923Stfu calling me that. I'm better at playing than the original guitarlad at I'm just messing about on vocaroo.
I've peaked too early. Don't really know what to do with myself for the next 3 hours.
>>83424160Just go to bed, get an early start on your Friday.
Wish I had a fanny to suck on
First AI came for the furry artistcels, and now it's the gamercel's turn. Rest in piss.
Garn smash these lines now.Fuck t x
>>83424206She wants you to get better son. This isn't how you should be spending a Thursday night.
>>83424110ikr, ive been thinking of selling 1/2 of my ddr5 ram, those are the sticks i have. IIRC they were 125 in Dec 23
>>83424121Why are you pretending to be me?Couldn't care less if people don't like my playing, listen to the Vocaroos if you want to, not exactly like I'm forcing them on you all.
Collapse era in full swing xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht2O3xYjJik
>>83424220>She wants you to get better son.Probably. I don't know how ths whole "Kate wants HHL dead" meme started. I think it was imaginations running wild.
>>83424246I wish I could hug you. You are a such a special little guy.
Fucking yes welper lad, get on them rails!
I'd never hug HHL. Imagine the smell.
Would you rather a Welsh lass with enormous tits and she was always happy, or a dour lass from near Peterborough who was flat as a board.
>>83424281Welsh lass all day long. Gutted I have never bagged a Welsh lass.
If I hugged HHL I would grab his arse whilst I was hugging him. Nappy or no nappy idgaf
>>83424288wear a shirt, go drinking up the valleys, get into a fight, some tart will have you if you dont act like a bitch.
curious to hear this new guitarlad
>>83424305I went to some disco at the hound of the baskerville mansion. I was hoping I would get some Welsh fanny but it never happened. I'm probably too awkward. Had my fair share though, can't complain.
God I bet it's grim in the valleys. Probably better than "oop norf" though.
Any Welsh porn stars? I feel like knocking one out to a Welsh lass now.
Let's be honest. It's out of control. We are spiralling towards doom in life x
Sometimes, i fard really hardX
im 1/4 welshdid you know this>
>>83424288Welsh slags are easy, if you are into that. For me, I really want a flat bitch from the east of England who hates me.
Imagine getting coked up and not going to a party or having sex and instead you just sit on /britfeel/ posting your goon folder while stimming and shitting your nappy.
>>83424373Leave him alone. He's done nothing wrong, he's just an innocent lad having a good time.
Facts xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2erIApapX7s
>>83424322Was just testing out my new guitar. Never claimed to be goodhttps://vocaroo.com/1o5O6ahoZM9I
Might have to get tinder Premium and set my location in the valleys somewhere
>>83424351Lorna Morgan lives down the road from me or used to, i've not seen her for a while. Retired now, softcore, typical welsh looking woman.
>>83424381I doubt he's done anything right in his entire life.
>>83424373Got no mates really. Just one smackhead mate who only rocks up about once a month.
>>83424404>Got no mates really.Woah really?
>>83424395Tits are too large. You need a flat lass from Lincolnshire.
Really need to bag an Indian lass too. I was seeing one I worked with but we never did the deed. Turned out to be a proper nutter too, might have dodged a bullet there de lids.
>>83424395She looks absolutely lovely!
few years ago now, flatmate bought a second-hand, high-end PC off the internet. he needed it for video production work, this one more than fit the bill. catch was, it was in the middle of nowhere in the Pennines, and he had to collect it.so, he took me along as muscle (i.e. tech wiz). the rig was legit, but holy shit the village brought my piss to a boil. farmers are so fake. they all talk as though they're these quaint countrymen roughing it the old-fashioned way, but then you actually enter their cottages and it's all underfloor heating and personal supercomputers.
Necking them breezers nows x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGgdVryXFhA
will ram ever go down like or is it just fucked now
Nothing ever goes down de lid
When the fuck is this Venezuela happening garn happen. Trump is taking the piss nows x
>>83424390what happened at the end there lad, you doing OK? ;_;
I need to get a gf badly. Didn't have sex at all this year. I just want to play with a pussy again and watch her rub herself to climax. Love that shit.
>>83424404How do you get a smackhead mate into a care home? Surely that would arouse suspicion from the staff there?
>YT clickbait jeetslop has now evolved towards using AI roastie avatars since no one wants to see a brownoid holding his face into the camera whilst talking in jeetglishIncredible
Cannot wait to see HHL's Christmas dinner. Last years was a right treat.
>>83424460I live in the Pennines. You will not find better people, it is lovely (except for the Muslims areas). Genuinely if you get out of the big towns and into remote areas, you'll find top quality people who are very friendly and you could basically trust them with your life, like it's a member of your family.Was it Shap, based on your image? That's not even the Pennines, that's the Lake District. They were even more remote, and basically the last people to be anglicised (remained as Welsh-speakers and still used the ancient counting systems into the 18th century).Some lovely places up there in Cumbria but a lot of it is disgustingly touristy and overcrowded.
Not played video games today lads.
I am not blind but in a certain sense I can't actually see>Barely look at anybody for long or look them in the eyes>Vision so distorted and blurred and unclear that I don't feel like I'm actually looking at anythingWell this is concerning. I can't actually see the world anymore, in a sense. Not womfy. I wish I wasn't such a freak.
l don't have the heating on but it's been permanently on for hours. Every radiator, even ones which are switched off, are on max temperature. I am living HHL's life and it's hell. I'm being cooked alive and I don't know how to stop it. I've opened all the windows but I'm boiling.
>>83424515Had a moment
Mum says I need to have a shave before Christmas
>>83424690stupid old binttell her to do one
>>83424690Tell her she needs to shave her fanny before new year
>>83424499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYzT-Pk6Ogw
R&R o'clock almost i reckon X
>>83424788Chonker needs a diet
Slurping on Sean's ripe penis
Remember that big fat black actress de lids? In that Precious film. Mad how someone that fat and grotesque got decent roles.
>>83424582tbqh this was about 7 or 8 years ago now, and my memory's hazy. i might be conflating it with the time i visited the area with a mate, visited the Withnail and I house.but it was definitely Shap. or Forth? Freth. one of them. all the locals were lovely. but maybe a bit TOO lovely. i'm telling you: under their woolly overcoats lies a heart of pure silicone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpgT19DRWbMeva reveals herself to blad
For me? Listening to Boyzone and then immediacy to bed.
>>83425032Get a life lid Eva6 is pissing from her anal clit in heaven.
>>83425066rip eva6died on a rubber dinghy on the way to britain xx
Can we all agree not to be paedophiles?This is a good decision, let's just do it. Right now, let's decide: I will not diddle kids.
>>83425033Westlife are better mate always have been.
i think this will be my new trip
>>83425083Please transfer yourself to the bin, that's all
>>83425094status check: TRUE
the joke is that the number 67 is funny.
just want mihai back.
whatever happened to that yanklassthe old divorced one who was like ginger and shit she was cool
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bedJust to get it all out, what's in my headAnd I, I am feeling a little peculiarAnd so I wake in the morning and I step outsideAnd I take a deep breath and I get real highAnd I scream from the top of my lungs"What's going on?"
>>83425160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw
might watch Batman Begins.
>>83425349It's a good film that. I remember enjoying it nearly as much as the Dark Knight.
Still doing them wags me. Fell into the porn trap for about an hour but managed to break free. Might just power sniff the rest. Cba to be up all night.
>>83425680>power sniffthis is quite a grim term i've just learned, to be quite honest with you HelperLad.(altho, i have just had a bump of ket. so who am i to question anything?)
Want one of these for Christmas. Hopefully it makes the sounds too.
>>83423752Too much prep for that unless you're ok with having shit under your fingernails
>>83422665sexy kev truly was the golden age of /britfeel/
>>83425797what this be?
i go from apathy to rage over and over
>>83426057It's for elevator autists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JrRwKeAP4>If I was a sailor>seven oceans I'd sail to her
>>83426073Life will never be good for us lonely incels who have no idea what to do for a job.
Hate my fucking life so much. I don't see how I can change.
>>83426208>pepe.pngthats an apu you cunt
oh my goodness it's happeningBatman is begining
I'll never get a job because most employers do enhanced DBS. My community resolution (wasting police time, felt forced into it) and no further actions would show up as additional information. If there's many applicants, they're going to pick the one with nothing. I see no point bothering to work.
>>83426333me, i'm safe and secure with my EC (Enhanced Certificate).but i refuse to work. i am protesting in solidarity with you. stay womfy comrade x
>>83426353I refuse to work shit jobs. I'm not against working. I just don't care enough to be a miserable slave in a warehouse.
>>83426359i hear you brother. these agoratypicals don't know what it's like in here.
lets all move to the philippines bros
Imagine being arrested for harassment. It's not a crime to film in public. These muppets boil my blood so much.
Mum needs to sort out my bennies next year. Surely if you're autistic enough they can do it on your behalf and get somw carer's allowance. Fed up of being skint and relying on reward points for vidyas.
Shut the fuck up, turkmong
Scum pigs think filming in public is harassment and arrest you.https://youtu.be/ZosXQiQtaAE
Honestly just thinking of doing hunger strike or calling up about being suicidal every day because of no bennies. Surely they'll get me something sorted then. I want money.
>>83426528Have you tried applying the normal way?
Worried about HHL's wollocks. Need a quick update if possible. It's been two hours since his last post.
corrr i have synthesised a brand new feel. an emotion never felt before. brought about by ketamine and misery.somewhere between anguish and anxiety, very unpleasant, but what to name it?
not surprising to see the council results
Can you imagine what Ozempic is doing to anorexic girls?
>>83426647my sennas tell me they're not for weight lossbut there's a particular weight i'd like to be rid of right now. hmph.
Might move back to derry
>>83426710It is called Londonderry lad.
Me? Just finishing off the last of this gear then garn crash out. Hope Kate is happy x
>>83426753You been gooning lid? Always binge porn on the sniff me.
Stopped drinking hours ago though. Just neecking water and sniffing nows x
>>83426753Where were you the last 3 hours lad, was worried
>>83426805Tried playing vidya but couldn't focus so just been chilling out.
>>83426753>>83426804How does it feel knowing you'll be on the comedown later while other lads will be out on the town pulling slags? Enjoy tugging your useless virgin cock to Kate Middleton's shoes and Fortnite skins.
on my way to work now, feel pure shit x
>>83426835Don't really care anymore. The town is shit anyway. I haven't been on a night out there for months now..
>>83426863Looks fun though. Better than being stuck indoors lonely and depressed.
>>83426877kek he's literally the shortest one there, even the women are taller.
>>83426863>I haven't been on a night out there for months now..Good. Keep it thar way. You belong indoors, jerking it to women you'll never touch. You're a genetic deadend and a drain on society.
>>83426941Mate you're posting on britfeel at 5am, you're probably just as much of a loser as me lmao.
HHL have you been up for 48 hours now?
don't like to brag, but i reckon i'm the biggest loser here tbqh.
ebin is the biggest loser here
>>83426977i literally have a fiance and a kid. My bloodline will continue. Yours won'r. You'll never know what a pussy feels like or have tits in your face and that's a good thing. The fact you have over 1000 images of a single ASMR girl proves my point. You save them because it's the only intimacy you experience in life and ever will.
corrr that was a cracking film. it was like Christian Bale was acting the whole time.
>>83427096>fiance>eheh, gay.
wtf the word cowabunga now filters to cowabunga
Me regular bumseshes have reduced my status to that of a human sex arse.
Helper is right. the north has been destroyed. it needs a guardian, a protector. i will become...
*does a dance*
>>83427096Anyone can be anyone they like on the internet. You've been doing this shit for years, your posting style is very recognisable. People who are such winners in life as you claim to be don't come on incel boards and berate posters for being losers in the early hours of the morning.
Got the lurgy de lids. It not right. So close to Crimbo too. This is the immigrants fault somehow.
me? unrecognisable. consider city my mask. makes sense. used to being face down in the mud, the gutters overflowing with the stench of cheap wocaine and geordie whores.
treated like a stray dog, not right imo, im a human too
imagine being an actor so much you have emotions on command.
Just woke up necking wovfefe
Hope to shag arse later today
how the hell has my heart not stopped or something. i am TRYING to trigger a panic attack and it isn't happening, how does that work?reality needs a patch tbqh.
Me Spotify premium ends tomorra. Don't think I'll renew it
Me Youtube premium ends soon. Think I'll renew it
>>83427334aye you show them bandwidth barons who's boss. time to sail the high seas again.
language is melting. even lettersr ar
Want to go on the pregabalins but lots to do today
they all deserve to die
Sniff nearly gone. At least I'm not garn out today x
even you, Mrs Lovett, even i
>>83427403Get some more de lad might aswell
