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Do I really need to have a big dick like picrel to get a gf these days?
What do foids even like about big ugly dicks? It's not fair
Smaller dicks are superior in every way
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I have a 4 inch dick and literally zero women want to have sex with me.
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>>83423389
You're not going to argue your way into getting foids to like small dicks. They have a hundred men at their disposal at any given time and the freedom to choose any. Obviously they will opt for the top 1% of them. You think she will choose a man with a smaller cock? Also you cant call them a whore for this behavior because thats misogyny and makes you an incel who deserves to die alone mmkay?
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I have a 6 inch dick, but if I push the rule in far enough, it says 7 inches.
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>>83423422
Ok but why wouldnt she pick a man with a smaller cock?
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>Smaller dicks are superior in every way
That's just dicklet cope
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>>83423423
you're supposed to push the ruler in. that's the standard way of measuring
>but that's cope because you don't use all of it when you have sex
it's the only way you can know where you stand relative to the population. measurements are meaningless outside of comparing people. if scientists decided to start measuring from the balls and the average was suddenly found to be 10 inches then nothing would fundamentally change. all that matters is how many people are better than you and how many people are worse than you.
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>>83423976
Thats literally cope
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>>83423389
dick size doesn't matter at all anon it's all lies by the pornbrained
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>>83423389
Cut dicks are disgusting and so are penises under 6 inches. At least 7 is ideal.
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>>83424689
What is cope? If the average is 6 inches BONEPRESSED then you need to also measure bonepressed to find out how you measure up.
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>>83425375
Ur a gay man I wanted foid opinions
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>>83423389
>10.5 inches when cock is about to shoot off
>8.5 inches in circumference
>single for 10+ years

It makes almost no difference. The only thing that matters in getting women easily is 1) money ans 2) settling for poor quality.
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>>83425522
those are 100% fake measurements
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>>83425459
yeah. i'm like 7 inches, but with 2 inches of fatpad so it looks like 5.
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>>83423389
tsefsd sdfsdfsda
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>>83423389
Love this angle. Perfect to imagine being in front of him and pleasuring him
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>>83425530
>>83425530
Believe what you want. It's real. It just doesn't see any action, because I am a picky dater (date to marry, not for fun).
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>>83425615
Ur a faggot. originally
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>>83425616
if it's real then claim the bounties for dick size. There are thousands of dollars waiting for you.
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>>83425616
Does lying make u feel better abt urself?
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>>83425522
>I have a .01% pornstar dick (12 inches doesn't exist)
>BTW I don't have any money
Wut
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>>83425769
>if it's real then claim the bounties for dick size
Yeah, right after I claim the bounty from the guy who says he'll pay $5k if you can prove the earth is round.

1. If they don't have an escrow, I'm not biting
2. "Let some rando you have to travel to touch your dick (at best) for money" (you know a pic alone won't do)

Fuck no.

>>83425778
No need to lie. Just be happy with what you have.
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>>83425824
I mentioned that I was picky about women. Unfortunately the women money gets you aren't the kind you should get.
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>>83425827
I bet you $500 you dont have a 10.5"x8.5"cock
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>>83425838
Wait. wrong thread about being picky. Well, I am. If she has kids (many many do), she can go away.
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>>83425827
>>83425844
Post timestamp with tape measure on dick and if you are telling the truth I will paypal you
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>>83425844
And exactly how are you going to pay this money? And how am I going to prove it without claims of fakery and stuff?
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>>83425857
1. I don't have Paypal.
2. Showing my cock to the void of the net, let alone some dude for $500 isn't fucking worth it.

So, you're asking me to get hard for you, take a shot for you, all for $500? That's pretty fucking gay for pay.
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Y u boys just eating bait??
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>>83425891
For science because I know 100% certainly that you are lying
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>>83425906
>For science
Since when did "gay arts" become a science?
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>>83425919
Call it whatever you want I just proved ur lying thats all
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>>83425557
and the average person is 6 inches with 2 inches of fatpad so it looks like 4. measuring yourself to compare to others and measuring yourself so you know how much you can fuck with are two different things
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>>83425993
>I just proved
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>>83426007
would have to see it hard to know
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>>83423389
My ex's had normal/small sizes. Have never camed from them. Only from a clit. Thats why.

Most dicks are mediocre and none of you can use it. It sucks to be a straight woman. Fuck all of you(not literally)
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>>83426435
Have you ever fucked one as big as on OP?
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>>83426493
OP has a small pp so yes
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>>83426530
I mean the one in the picture not OPs son story about his little dick
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>>83426570
Sob story* phoneposting
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>>83426570
Fuck yeah. BUT the problem is 1. i like sucking dick but if its that thick, it wont fit my mouth properly. :/ Speaking from experience 2. If its big prepping/foreplay takes longer or else it'll hurt.

Havent gone all the way with a bigger one tho
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>hi guys im every dude in this thread; yeah im top 0.01% dick size but idk never got to use it cos [bs reason here] but yeah my dick is top 0.01% size totally bro
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>>83426609
So would you say clits are better than small dicks but big dicks are better than both?
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>>83426733
No coming from a clit belongs in a completely different category. I guess for men the equivalent is coming from your dick/ass lmao.

I guess i would prefer longer but not too thick. But I haven't tried it so i don't know. I just feel like smaller ones don't hit the right place. But since I'm of a smaller size thick ones would probably hurt
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I've never understood this argument. How is she going to know how big your penis is before you're already at the stage of sexual activities?
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>>83426786
you underestimate how often small dicks get ghosted and cant get a gf
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>>83426801
I've never gotten to the point of anything remotely sexual with a woman without paying for it so yeah

I understand there's a preference for big pp but again you're already locked in for doing the deed by the time she finds out how big it is. You're in.
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>>83426771
>I just feel like smaller ones don't hit the right place
they're not hitting your anterior and posterior fornix
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>>83426832
Theres no way that has nerves
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>>83426609
you say prepping a big one takes longer or it will hurt but you also say you havent gone all the way with a big one. have you or have you not fucked one that big?
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>>83426861
look up woman talking about their experiences, those two places give you mindblowing orgasms
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>>83426435
i dated a girl that only ever came from messing with her clit while being fucked, but eventually i got her to cum from fucking without having her touch herself. really just involved a lot of foreplay and the right positions/ rhythm. felt good to make it happen though. my dick is a pretty good size too at 6.5in tho.
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>>83426873
Small -> small prep
Normal -> normal prep
Big -> a lot more prep or super horny

And no i havent had a sex with big one. Only fellatio.
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>>83426912
Ur girl is lucky, my partners never lasted long enough. Good job dude.
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>>83426963
thaank, i just have high sex drive and am fit enough that i can go and go and go and go. i fucked her for three hours straight once, and there were times we fucked in the 6-8 rounds range. it's nice to have that kind of chemistry with someone.
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i used to make my girl cum around 3 times from penetration alone everytime we had sex, i would last around 30 minutes. made her cum 14 times in a row once by edging myself and switching to fingers/mouth when i got too close
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Hit the right spot
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>>83426963
I prefer the women who can actually cum easily and do it multiple times, the one's like you who need 1 hour of stimulation to cum from penetration kinda suck to have sex with and are usually head cases that are on SSRIs that cause sexual dysfunction.
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>>83426980
Chemistry is super important definetely. I've been told im a bit tighter so maybe is harder for the guys to hold it in??? Bc more friction? Or they were just more sensitive. But yeah i bet you slept super well after that many rounds lmao after sex nap hits you like crazy
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>>83427075
Then go date those women then lol i just need a bigger dick and a guy who last longer than 15min
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>>83427109
I have a bigger dick and I can last 20 minutes if you let me do round 2 but those same women will opt out of round 2 then blame their partner for not lasting long enough.
Women are kinda terrible at sex honestly
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>>83427118
Because it fucks up the rythm. When you get a handjob or head, you dont want the girl to just stop midway then continue 5mins later right?

Not to brag but my handjob game is so good i can make guys come without cumming. The peak continues as long as i continue moving my hand untill they just cant take it anymore and make me stop. I've succesfully tried this with like 3 dudes i wonder if there is name for this.
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>>83427159
>you dont want the girl to just stop midway then continue 5mins later right?
If it meas we get to fuck more and connect more and have better orgasms, then I 100% do.

You literally just proved my point for me
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>>83427166
Yeah but if someone stops half way everytime sigle time you cant ever cum bro.

>women are terriblee at sex
You never proved this tho. Have you ever managed to jerk off yourself with infinite cumming?? No? Then shut up
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>>83427184
>half way everytime sigle time you cant ever cum bro.
If they last twice as long the second time then the second time goes the whole way.
You're retarded and can't communicate with your partners which is why you are bad in bed
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>>83423389
i'd suck his small pp
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>>83427192
No it's just dissapointing edging. It kills the mood. I can make a guy come how ever many times i want thats not a problem. They just dont last enough/reach far enough to satify me.
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>>83427221
>it's just dissapointing edging
How would you know?? You literally refuse to do it by your own admission.
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>>83427229
No i definetely go second, third round. It just doesnt last long enough to reach the climax thats the problem.

Its just edging without all the fun
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>>83427241
can you give me a handjob and i'll make you cum with my big pp?
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>>83427098
the girl i'm talking about was definitely tighter than most other girls i'd slept with. I think i'm just well practiced maybe, when im in a relationship i fuck a lot. and yess the after sex nap goes insane. i have a really distinct memory of falling asleep on top of a girl right after we both came together. waking up naked pressed against her a few minutes later was just so sweet, aghh. good times.
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>>83427159
>Not to brag but my handjob game is so good i can make guys come without cumming. The peak continues as long as i continue moving my hand untill they just cant take it anymore and make me stop. I've succesfully tried this with like 3 dudes i wonder if there is name for this.
what the fuck this sounds incredible i want to experience this. most wild shit i've gotten from handjobs was a girl that could milk multiple cumshots out of me via lots of edging and orgasm control. she made me cum on her stomach like 3 times in a row it was insanely hot. but what you're talking about sounds like bliss, i need that.
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>>83427221
literally a you problem
you have the wrong mindset, youre impatient
no amount of marathon dick is ever gonna get you there, youd be better off trying drugs
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>>83427369
I dunno if you can do it yourself since its hard to do it while climaxing but basically you keep the tip tight within your fist(?) And slightly loosen your grip to make a vacuum inside it so there is a suction power. I dunno if that makes since. Im lowkey proud of myself for figuring this out lmao.
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>>83427389
Shut up limp dick. You will never experience my godly handjob
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>>83427369
Oh yeah and basically coming with a clit feels like this. It is a fucking bliss. Your feel like ur going crazy and start actually seeing stars and shit. One of the times im glad i was born a woman hahahh
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>>83427416
Are you going to show your pussy so we know you arent larping
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>>83427406
you are in the absolute worst place in the world to try to pull rank when it comes to jerking dick
this board is lined wall to wall with veteran masturbateurs, youre small time
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>>83427404
i dunno if i can replicate myself, i feel like i'd just cum my brains out and then need to stop.

>>83427416
i have heard womens orgasms are intense in a different way. closest i've come to something like that was with a girl who was incredible at sucking dick. i came so hard down her throat that i saw stars once and i felt this tingling on my thighs and face and in my chest. was literally like panting afterwards and couldn't help but laugh a little, it was insane. kind of a weird proposition, but would you be down to talk a bit more on discord or something? just about sexploits and that stuff. it sounds like you know what you're doing lol.
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>>83423423
when i do that it goes to 9.4 inches, i look pregnant and i dont know what to do
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>>83423389
how do I achieve such elevation natty? my big fat dick can be diamond hard, but it barely lifts itself.
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>>83429938
I dont think anything can change the pitch of the erection
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>>83423389
No because by the time your dick is even relevant the woman has already decided to have sex with you


Unless you are legit deformed your cock will be fine
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>>83425522
The largest confirmed measured dick is under 10 inches

There is literally a 10,000 prize for anyone that can confirm their dick is 10 inches or more but it has never been awarded because nobody is actually more than 9.5 inches or so
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>>83426832
Do you have any idea how small women are anon?
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>>83429938
Dudes just blessed sorry brother



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