are my standards too high? I WANT A BOYFRIEND
>>83423815me except I'm not loyal, average height, and not very healthy
wow that is unironically literally me..
>>83423815I meed the requirements. Now tell me. Do you support the struggle of the proletariat and its struggle against capitalist oppression?
>>83423832dc: begemot12348add me and I prove it to you!
>>83423815Does ethanol count as a drug
>>83423815All of those except I drink and smoke.
>>83423836this is me damnit..dc: begemot12348
>>83423850You retard. I am saying that about myself.
>>83423815Literally me frfr. I want a gf so fucking bad.
>>83423815i check almost all boxes, you just lost me at responsible and gentle.i will yell at you if you fuck up, i wake up horny and angry and go to bad even angrier and even hornier.also nobody dresses like your pic OP, you inhaling to much anime.
>>83423815Your standards are too low you stupid bitch. That's literally every man on this board, they're outwardly kind and loyal because they have no dating options.
>>83423815I am all that and will be grateful to death if you are a biological woman and get me out of my third world country
>>83423897would you please read the sign
you forgot balding, skinnyfat and sexually degenerate. cool bait though, i'm sure i'll still have to look at your pic three days from now if i don't hide it.
>>83423815>on the shorter side
manlet victory... yet again...
>>83423815I'm autistically obsessed about what Americans call "sawker" and take natty drugs like thc oil, microdose shrooms, coffee and kratom with my prescribed vyvanse being the exception. I fit the bill for the rest aside from using colongeDoesn't matter even if i did fit the whole description as this obviously ain't a place to find love
>>83423815I was all of these until recently (I started smoking) not that it matters you're obviously a man
>>83423815>not into sportsyeah, I know local teams and how the games work, but outside of the most normie of normie water cooler type conversations, I'm not able to articulate. >doesn't smoke or do drugsbeen at least 5 years since I touched weed, and I can count on my hands how many cigarettes I've had in my life.>doesn't wear any fragranceI usually don't wear cologne, since I don't know who is allergic and I work with the public. >gentle I would say my gentle nature and kindness are my two biggest charm points. >kindsee above>loyalyep, only dated one woman, my wife.>on the shorter side175cm, that's been considered manlet territory for years. >healthyehhhh, I'm kinda fat if "healthy" is coded language for skinny, which it often is. but I have no major health problems. I'm also in pretty good shape, as friends and coworkers have described me as "shockingly athletic" or a "sleeper build". I can't help it, I like cooking and eating. suffice to say, men like me exist! sorry fembot, hope you find your man!
>>83423815I'm all that but brazilian.
Can you explain why you don't want a guy into sports? I finally have a footballing loving bf and he's actually the best bf I've ever had. I could give a fuck about football but it helps him bond with other men better. He just spits some trash talk and my male relatives are clapping like seals
>>83423815literaly me. the no drugs list includes coffee and alcohol (some normies mistakenly forget they are drug)Adendum: begone cia operative! im busy decaying
>>83423815I'm all of these except I'm bald and occasionally drink and do drugs.Good luck though, I don't think your standards are too high at all, I'm sure there's someone that fits all of these prerequisites.
>>83424212*I couldn't give a fuck about footballFtfy nonna
obvious bait, neck yourself after wrecking yourself
>>83423815Wow I meet all these requirements still alone. Almost like women saynone thing but then reward a completely different type of guy. Funny how that works.
>>83423815>not into sportsits not my fault i love tribalism and coordinated chants
>>83423815I'm this except not on the shorter side, both heightwise and dickwise baby. And don't you forget that shit.
>>83424275I mean I care enough to pay attention to know how his team is doing on the radio to make conversation and I bought my doggy a jersey for his favorite team and I love that I can view the /sp/ threads and laugh while we watch the games but otherwise yeah you are right that wasn't very grammar chungus of me sorry been a long day
