couples that pda should have a brick dropped on their head from the tallest chimney on the planet
>>8342469190s would of been a bloodbath
>>83424691what is up with retarded acronyms like pda can't you faggots learn how to speak anymore
>>83424691That's right. If you wanna make out go get a room. No one wants to see you two kiss each other like animals in front of everyone.
>>83425070If you jerk off while flying a drone you are a palm pilot
>>83424691i kiss my vrchat boyfriend around other people
>>83425330i hope ur power supply goes kaboom>>83425070that acronym is as old as you unc
>>83424691I love seeing the jealous look on women's faces when I kiss my gf in public.
>>83425376>i hope ur power supply goes kaboomit might, my computer has been having issues lately.and i wish you luck in finding someone to kiss soon
I wish I wasn't reminded that I was a kissless virgin whenever I leave the house
>>83424691My wife and I have fucked in public places multiple times. We almost got caught by a cop once and have to get out of there fast.
>>83425396>>83425649spontaneously burst into flames>>83425589going outside sucks>>83425447>it might, my computer has been having issues lately.because you keep showing off in vrchat!!!>and i wish you luck in finding someone to kiss soonowie..
>>83425666>because you keep showing off in vrchat!!!i dont show off. if i wanted to show off i would have e-sex in front of others but i dont want that. >owie..its not meant to hurtm you are too soft
>>83425696>i dont show off. thats showin off. thats showing off thats showing off. youre lucky..>its not meant to hurtm you are too softit hurts a lot owieowie. painpain someone get the fire extinguisher.
what if my bpd schizo edate forces me to do pda because she thinks im cheating even though i have literally no friends
>>83425711spoilers your edate is your friend!! brick incoming.
>>83425724gahh!*thunk*
>>83425731perfect i hope you have learnde your lesson nyow
>>83424691obvi obvi, they b tryna copy
>>83426394is this a reference or wat i dont geddit
>>83424691Fuck. My bad anon. Didn't know it bothered you that much. I grope, fondle and kiss my wife in public all the time. Didn't know it hurt you so
>>83426690askers? eat brick.
>>83424691hello anon i slept and your thread is still up. i wont do pda (public displays of affection) anymore because i dont want to hurt you, instead i will do pda (private displays of affection)
>>83428249your head is safe now nonny.,. seasons blessings on you.
I can't think of a fate worse than being a disgusting avatarfagging tranny pedo weeb honestly.
>>83429462me neither im glad thats not me
>>83429449seasons blessings. thats a nice saying, it feels very fantasy like.
>>83429988well the season normally suggs but youre nice so i hope it goes nice to you have a blessing not a brick you know? fantasy brain for a fantasy idiot who lives in fantasy worlds.
>>83425070>>83425376Public Displays of Affection. Sure but WHY THE FUCK can't you Zoomers just take the extra two seconds to type what you want to say because you also call pedophiles pdf's now to be more cryptic among a thousand other acronyms you fags use. Your brainrotted generation is overly obsessed with acronyms we've all noticed it. I talked to a zoomer once that shortened "something" to "smthn" like oh geez what will you do with the half a second you saved cutting out "o,e,i,g". Shit is fucking retarded. Just talk normal.
>>83430483calm down you crusty old boomer, like shortening words and acronyms is unique to one generation only? wait until you find out that an entire country shortens everything to 2 syllables as a part of its national identity.
>>83424691>pda Why not just say it directly instead of turning everything into this nigger shortcut talk? Making out in public is for liberal nigger lovers.
>>83430500potesara daisuki ^^
>>83430705the term is ubiquitous across the entire world and not some neologism spawned from section 8 housing. don't cut yourself on that edge.>>83430769its so yummy.. aaa i wanna go izakayas again.. nibbling lots of small foods and yapping about it.. sandos are nice too, yum yum yum... drool. is potesara your favourite dish?
>>83431157>don't cut yourself on that edge I wasn't being edgy I was just genuinely honest. I guess I'm just not that chronically online after all.
>>83431197lol u tk him 2da bar|? ttyl pz
>>83431219>u tk him 2da bar|? ttyl pzCome again?
>>83431157not really.. i just saw potesara on an akachochin and i thought it was the cutest thing ever when i figured out the meaning. just mentioned it because of your allusion to japan loli wanna go to an izakaya too tho... seems cozy...
>>83424691trukefuck em
>>83430483You are literally the old man yelling at the clouds meme. Holy shit. Take a deep breath and contemplate where you ended up.t. 31 year old boomer that has no problem keeping with acronyms that have been around for yearsP.S. "t." is a 4chan acronym for "signed". It comes from some Scandinavian language.BTW (by the way), P.S. is an acronym indicating you forgot to include some info in your message, but can't be bothered to reword everything. Hope that helps!
>>83431818>refers to ancient acronyms There's a difference between a few acronyms and making up a new one every single day. The amount of acronyms is out of control, most sentences contain at least a few of them now. Not really comparable with things like t and btw. (not the anon you replied to)
>>83424691Imagine being this salty, lmao.
>>83431446the akachochins are so cute, i like that aesthetic.. eating and trying new foods is fun with somewanwan, but doing it alone.. suifuel>>83431742wow nonny why did you use a portmanteau thats like so lazy of you to say trvke instead of truth nuke. wow!! grr.here have a brick to throw at them.>>83431857i dont have to imagine!!!!!!!>>83431818t. is finnish from ylilauta. t. knower>>83431843pda is old though and a part of anglosphere vernacular.
>>83431889its okay we can go together and eat and yap and then kiss so that we eat bricks for dessert as well... i heard they're really good around this season :>
>>83424691If it makes you that mad you could move to Japan or any other country where pda is frowned upon.
>>83431889>pda is old If it was I would've heard of it. I didn't. ''Old'' isn't yesterday. I bet ''delulu'' is older. lol
>>83431945Delulu is from this year you're craycray
>>83431945You are delulu. PDA has been around for a WHILE. I've even seen Japanese media from the early 2000's use it. It's not even their language and they've been using it for over 2 decades.
>>83431945>>83432959https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Public%20display%20of%20affectionUrban Dictionary has had an entry for it since 2003. Delulu has an entry dating from 2014, although it really picked up around 2022. Mostly in girl spaces, I would imagine.
>>83431935i would like to eat and yap lots.. but i really don want bricks on my head... i'm not that easy!!!! sadly, offers like that jus make my soft insides ache. it's an empty offer, much like my tummy. there's no food or yaps to be had in the end. it makes me sad.>>83431941if only it was that easy to snap my fingers and be there right now. moving country takes a lot of planning and paperwork.>>83431945the other anons kinda got you.
>>83433127the fact that it cannot be fulfilled doesn't mean it was empty though... i wouldn't mind sharing a meal with you. but i do admit that it does leave a bitter aftertaste.you should be grateful that i offered it tho!!! would you rather tell you that you're stinky and that i dont want your company?thats what i thought...
>>83433211it is a sour aftertaste indeed.. it's like cotton candy. it might be nice at first bite, but there's nothing inside, no satiety, and you just end up with cravings. and that hurts.. thinkin that we make idle posts online while others are eatin for real. and getting bricks for dessert for real. my tummy is rumbling.i am grateful, thank you for the offer. i hop u can have someone to do all those nice things with.>thats what i thought...mumumu... get outz of my head. eberyone can read my mind.
>>83433259still, isn't it nice to float on a sugar cloud for a little bit?
>>83433854no, vehemently no. that cup is empty. it is actively harmful for me to indulge in flightless fantasies like that. i am too hungry for the real thing.
>>83430483>>83430705>>83431945i'm 30, pda was common shorthand growing up and i've only had zoomers get confused when i say it now, you're fake boomers, probably esl
>>83433971>probably eslGuaranteed ESL.
>>83424691How do you feel about lovey dovey married couples that PDA?
>>83434392extra bricks. like, three each. that makes me even more grumpy.
>>83434633Me and my wife still get bashful holding each others hand
>>83434708you and your wife getting bashed in the head by a brick that fell from great heights and it makes a comical bonk sound and your eyeballs shoot out of their sockets while stars shoot out from your head
>>83435195We look at each others ridiculous appearance now that we have had our heads caved in and our eyes pop out. We laugh at how silly we look and we lock hands and walk to the nearest hospital bashfully.
>>83435211the hospital collapses as you enter, killing everybody inside. the hospital was made out of bricks and was hosting a couples-only general health checkup event. then an anvil falls on the rubble.
>>83435225The impact not only miraculously heals us, but fixes any underlying medical issues we had. We also get a big settlement from the hospital.
>>83435231a stormcloud appears overhead and shoots a lightning bolt miraculously at the two of you and you are vaporized into dust. then the dust is blown away by the wind into the radiator of a truck. then the truck blows up. then an earthquake hits and all pieces of the truck are swallowed up by the earth. the credits roll and you are dead. then a ninja teleports behind you and stabs your ghost in the post-credits screen.
>>83435252We have passed on. We get reincarnated as lovey dovey childhood sweethearts.
>>83435260i hope a meteor annihilates your nearest internet towers and all the cables providing internet in your area. you should be disconnected and incapable of making posts online. praying that you run out of hot water for the next 90 days.
>>83435273It would be ok if that happened, since me and my wife can keep each other warm and no internet would just make us get closer. Checkmate singleoid.
