Any fembots in the market for a fat Canadian e-bf?Pros: Will spontaneously buy you gifts and try to keep you entertainedCons: Will take a long time to meet IRL because he's a manchild who is scared of travelling long distances alone, also fat
i don't see why not, drop discord
>>83425536Suspiciously quick and unconditional reply.BE CAREFUL OP
>>83425536>>83425541A little sussy indeedI should have listed under the cons that the gf in question has to at least try to act interested/attracted
>>83425526need to lose at least 30 pounds
>>83425639But then I'd only weigh like 250 pounds
>>83425639Wait, do you need to or does OP?
>>83425526>CanadianDo you like hockey?
>>83425780Nope, and I'm pretty ambivalent about maple syrup
>>83425800I wasn't trying to stereotype, I just want a boyfriend who will teach me more about hockey.
>>83425536>>83425780Anons from NA can NOT be robots they can simply make threads like this and get a girl. Meanwhile I am from the eu and never get anything despite making threads for years.
>>83425808Sorry, all I know is that the Leafs suck because my dad is always yelling at the TV when they're playing
>>83425810Anon I don't think that first reply was legit
>>83425821No need to apologize, also lol. I don't like Leafs either. But my team I like is also a bad team, sooo...
>>83425828Does not matter, it still stands eu is the most normalfag place in the whole world and women here all use normalfag social media you can not find them here.
>>83425835Aw man, at least your team doesn't have a 50-year legacy of suckage>>83425853I dunno mang, Canadians are also very normie and rare on 4chan
>>83425526God bless soup anon
>>83425853like half of the women here are from EU or want a europeen. you're clearly blind1/3 fembots i've talked to for example, the other 2 were american though
>>83425853Like that other anon said every time I see a "real" girl on here shes from the fucking EU. I'm from NA and have literally posted my contact info for people countless times. They NEVER add me. I think it's best to meet girls in video games if you really want an egf. It gives you two something in common instead of the only thing you having in common is that you're both from 4chan.
>>83425978OP here, I tried playing an MMO for a while partly in hopes of finding a girl to talk to, but I could never bring myself to make conversation, it always felt forced
>>83425810The girls I met from here that were actually single, were all from the EU. I dated one even, but we broke up before we met. Might have been quite different if she were from NA or I was as blessed as you and lived in EU.Nigger.
>>83425835What's your team? Let me guess, you are from Montreal and root for the Habs. It's the only team I know and only because I live here, kek.
>>83426048No, I like Sens. But I do like Montreal too. But anytime they play against each other, in rooting for Sens to win. I'm also not from Canada, I'm from southern US
>>83426074How did you get into hockey? Do you guys even have local teams? If so that sounds almost as funny as that Jamaican bobsleigh team.
>>83426103I've always been interested in many sports, or stuff like that. Basketball, soccer, volleyball, track, wrestling, boxing, and more. But I've never played any though. Hockey was just another one I started watching videos of. And I was instantly obsessed. And no, we don't have a team yet, I've heard stuff about one being eventually made though
>>83426125I never understood why people watch sports. Playing them, sure, but watching them is quite boring to me. I was part of a soccer team in grade 6. We won tickets to go see some FIFA U-20 match. I went there with my dad. The only thing I remember is I ate a cheeseless poutine (still don't know why they didn't put cheese in). When I was done, I asked if we could leave, thinking my dad would be annoyed or disappointed, but he just went "Thank, God" and we left, lol.
>>83426159I watch because I wish I could play sports, but I wouldn't pass a physical. And hockey is more fun to watch than other sports imo. It's also very attentive catching to me. I was watching the other day in public, and I was so immersed in it that when someone made a goal, I jolted forward a little bit and slammed a little into the table I was sitting at and the table jolted as well and made a loud noise from sliding on the ground.
>>83426204Do you have some kind of medical issue? Is there really nothing you could play or is it because you really want to play the more demanding sports at a competitive level? Your enthusiasm is surprisingly cute. First time I ever have a tinge of >tfw no sports gf, lol.
