>>83425663
aye homes, kiss me up ese

>>83425663
don't try, if it doesn't come naturally whatever kind of larp you put on over your autism will just come off uncanny valley and disgusting. if a girl tells you she likes this it means she hasn't realized you're a beta yet and she's thinking of you as a naturally sociable and sexually charismatic man. best cope as far as i can tell is to claim to go caveman mode and forget how to talk when fucking

>>83425663
>How to dirty talk??
Literally say what you're doing and say I know you like when I do "this thing that I'm currently doing to you" or how you're doing it. that easy that simple.

>>83425705
I'm replying to you, I know you like it when I reply to you. Fuck I'm replying to you so hard. You think you can take these (you)s? Yeah take these (you)s.

practice on egirls on discord. its transfers to irl. its so easy to find girls to erp with. i remember when IMVU was popular I was talking to 5 different girls at the same time

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>>83425712
Good job! That was really good! You're such a good girl.

>>83425734
Alas, this is my trigger phrase to commit crimes against women.

>>83425697
>claim to go caveman mode and forget how to talk when fucking
claim eh... so u not gruntmaxxing brah? ya missing out...
alternatively... ask them how their day has been, if they are doing alright, if theres anything u can do for them, maybe offer some water or your beverage of choice when hosting, maybe a biscuit
make sure to ask if you're doing good at all times in a really shaky voice, if not, cry and ask for a reason to later write it down on an excel sheet for future evaluation and to adjust accordingly
hope this helps happy love-making

>>83425663
>"Wow you have such nice legs, let me suck your dick"
>"Your face is so pretty, I want to lick it"
>"You have such a nice face, let me rub my pussy against it"
>"I love your pecs, so big that they look like tits, I want to rub my pussy on them"
>"Your thighs are so muscular, let me suck your cock, while you squeeze your thighs together and keep me trapped between your legs"
Should I try these?

>>83425904
You should practice it on me first. I'll give you reviews and feedback.

>>83425912
I don't think I'd ever be able to say those things to someone, I can barely even swear in front of people without being weird about it, because I'm not confident

>>83425713
say how would find such companionship
asking for a friend

>>83425939
With practice we will build your confidence. I'll groom you into the most confident person around.

>>83425904
these made me laugh, don't say these to another person please.

>>83425976
Groom? Sounds weird
>>83426120
What's wrong with them? Too forward?

>>83426133
>Groom? Sounds weird
Sculpt. Reread it and replace it with sculpt. You will be beautiful piece of art.

>>83426133
>What's wrong with them? Too forward?
lol idk I'm not gonna just sit and analyze them. They just sound like something you'd hear in a low budget hentai film. I guess they're too descriptive, like an audience is watching. I'm a virgin though so I have no idea what I'm talking about.

>>83426141
But I don't want to change. So no thank you
>>83426152
I'm a virgin too, but I don't know how to ask for what I want without explaining it in a lot of detail

>>83425904
Those sound awkward, I think. I'm pretty autistic though. I only ever had one actual relationship, I was a big fan of nice things that weren't too far into the profane.

>I love it when you make that face
>I love you
>Let me see *it*
>Your (skin, hair, ears, whatever) is so soft
>Your muscles are so big
>You smell nice
>Come here and (whatever she wanted me to do)
>I love the way you feel
>You feel so big/heavy
>You're so strong
That kind of stuff.

>>83426152
The guy that she ends up fucking most likely won't think they're amazing lines either. But instead of laughing or making her self conscious about it will go along with it and that I'm turn will make her more confident and help her feel more sexy. Feeling more sexy means she will try more things or actually put more effort into getting better at it.

There's a good chance you might have had narrow opportunities to possibly lose your virginity already but have reacted in a similar manner so the door was closed without you knowing it was even a possibility.

>>83426166
>So no thank you
Checked. Have a nice night.

>>83426192
I have just never actually tried dirty talking, even when "sexting" my ex, I usually just followed along what he was saying or I'd repeat the same couple of messages multiple times in a row because I don't know how to react to any of that. During sex I'd rather just be quiet. I don't even moan or make any noises while masturbating because I don't see the point.
>>83426201
Have a nice night anon

>>83426246
>I don't even moan or make any noises while masturbating
I can understand that since you're alone. I think guys are really into moaning though, at least I would be. Like I think it's really hot. But you're right it's probably better to stay quiet than say things you're unsure of. I've always heard people complaining about girls talking too much in sex as well.

>>83426246
>never actually tried dirty talking
I never really liked "dirty" talk. About as racy as I like is stuff in the vein of "I want to ride you all night" or "I'm gonna make you cum your brains out."

I'm backwards from a lot of guys I guess, in that sex is intensely emotional for me. So what I really want is affirmation that 1) She is enjoying herself and 2) That she loves me. So moans and gasps and all that were really welcome because I knew she was enjoying herself. Body language also meant a lot though. Toes curling, eyes rolling, and her grabbing me to hold me tighter were also big signs she liked it.

Don't know if this helps at all. Dirty talk is really about stroking the ego and creating suspense for the other person. If you can figure out what your fella likes, just do that. Play around a bit. At worst things will get kinda awkward for a moment. Usually it just comes off as a bit silly and he'll probably giggle and keep going.

Communicate about what you want and what he wants. Sex is kinda like dancing a two person dance. Learn together and communicate.

>>83426246
>During sex I'd rather just be quiet. I don't even moan or make any noises
You should because it helps to know when we are doing something that you like. It's kind of like giving feedback so we can fine tune our performance.
>Have a nice night anon
I'll try.

>dryhumping my boyfriend and licking and moaning in his ears

um thas my fav

>>83426323
>>dryhumping my boyfriend and licking and moaning in his ears
God FUCKING DAMNIT.

I need to stop being in these threads. It makes me want shit I can't have