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OK , u win. im killing myself soon (cant say when...) ^_^

should i jump off a bridge (for context many creeks are half frozen rn and many waters lead to rapids ensuring a death via possible drowning/temp stuff if not the rock impact ^_^ (will aim for rockzz)

orrrr
should i do partial suspension?

this includes tying a rope/belt to a doorknob, creating a slip knot with sock reinforcements around the carotid arteries to ensure vital blood loss from the carotid arteries to the head, barely relying on weight (since im too fat for traditional hanging xDDD)
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who won and why..? what happened nonny?

drowning is an awful way to go. like really bad, survival instincts kick in too. partial suspension you fight against instinct but unless someone rips you off the rope youll kick and squirm until you pass away. oxygen loss to head better than drowning, they torture people with water boarding after all.
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also anon you forgot a closing bracket on your post! you opened it after bridge but aimed another one talking about rocks. you gotta close both. like this.

>will aim for rockzz))
thats $10 invoice u owe me. no death until im paid back in full.
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>>83427090
Please don't kys anon, I'll miss you. Wanna talk about it?
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>>83427090
Just you wait until to see what's waiting for you on the other side of this simulation if you KYS.
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i doubt it, but that sounds retarded. hang yourself from the bridge with two meters of slack, instead, if you're serious. your proposed options are torturous.
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>>83427147
Is that someone you know?
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>>83427090
If you're going to rope then tell us why. It doesn't matter anymore, nothing does, so why not rant about how shit your life is?
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>>83427197
nta, but picrel is why
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>>83427204
how about becoming the man you were meant to be instead of killing yourself?
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>>83427197
bwhahahahah.
ive revealed my trap card
its me..!.!!

im sure evryone is pleased toaardds this. i ddcided on partial suspension since its much simpler and more guaranteef

just wriitng my suicide note after i made sure where mt carotids are and mafe a proper slipnot ^^ i

i am so rrtFdef i wanted to be smart like all the boys k knew all my life but im dumb km a stupkd stupid person im bad at everything i cant make frienfs well at all ive a barrier from me to others andnincan never breach it incant sdo anhthing i cant trust anyone im insane and a parasite
i give up forever lol>>83427168
q
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Never kill yourself, are those shoes from temu btw >>83427271
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>>83427090
why are you killing yourself? :(
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>>83427271
yeah, i thought as much, same diction and pic(tion). my recommendation stands, if you're truly serious. being severely overweight would actually make it an even better choice. i believe in good death, and i believe this is a very safe, effective and dignified method. i can't tell if this is a real crashout or not, and i don't know what kind of person you are since i typically stay out of these threads, but i'm feeling good and am open to talking with anyone so if you want to talk to someone who doesn't know anything about you and is cool with most everything, make another thread in around 14 hours and i'll see if i can't be there
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>>83427271
:( wtf sems. im the guy that jerks off to you because i kind of know you from reading your posts and i can feel like youre actually my gf, well pretend at least, and it always made me feel a lot better. what am i going to do now? please sems... is this because youve been drinking?
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>>83427271
No more semsposting. I can't believe all the good ones will die young. Why can't it be the racebait spammers who are very suicidal.



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