>wake up after a few hours of sleep>I dont have to work today so my body ignores how sleepy im rn>otherwise I would be begging for moar sleep rn while getting ready to go out>I wish I could break this curse>get out of bed for coffee n cigs>make my bed
>>83427573>coffee n cigsThere's your problem right there champ. Quit that stuff and go clean, you'll sleep better.
>have benjamin bluemchen cake with milk for breakfast>continue watching my yt video >https://www.youtube.com/live/f_OdD5O58hk?si=vKzZrDdNuvwNhbnF>>83427608n0 the actual issue is that im painfully sleepy if I have to go out in the morningbut on days where I get to stay at home, I barely sleep and couldnt care less
>>83428074then go do something with your time, sleeping in is useless anyways
>>83428074Listen champ, you need vitamin d3+k2 and omega 3/6/9. Take it as soon as you wake up. And cut out all the chemical crap, the goyslop and the electric-jew games, ok champ, go make your mother proud.
>>83427608>>83428197I agree with anon above, smoking cigs won't help you it just make things worst and miserable
>>83428086n0sleeping is great desu>>83428197What I need is casha lot of it >>83428233I agree with myselfI need moar moneys
>we are going out to eat together later>I still need to shower n everything to get ready >gonna risk taking a nap for now>gonna set a alarm or two but 0of
>end up sleeping for a bit too much>still wake up in time>get out of bed for a fast cig>make my bed>take a showert>get ready to go out>we leave>im ready to eat some shrimps & fishe
>have some free shots on a empty stomach>cant wait for the fishe n shrimps
Gratulerer med dagen, unc! Su gimtadieniu, deduli! Make a wish! Better not be the same one as every year. Now if only there was someone around here who could help this country bumpkin open his Ramune, ha ha...
>>83430446Eh thanksBecareful with the whiskyYou seem on the edge of being bi curious againFag
Opened the Ramune, but kind of stuck on the second IQ test question. Pours kind of awkward.>>83430643The only thing you're blowing is the birthday candles.
>tummy is full>thanks to shrimps n fishe n calamari >>83430675yea the bottle is like silly>https://files.catbox.moe/xizkt6.mp4me opening one for the first time>The only thing you're blowing is the birthday candlesYou act like you wouldnt be the first one to volunteer to get succed off by me
>>83430811>https://files.catbox.moe/xizkt6.mp4Instantly made me think of that German guy confused over how ''suck my dick'' is a threat. My Ramune is actually imported from my heimat and also apparently expired by a few days and the brand is apparently second rate sigh whatever. Kanoenigga better come with their/them birthday wishes soon to give you something to slother around anywho. That Japanese whiskey just happened to be the strongest thing I haven't tried yet from the store around here is allll.
>bacc home>I can continue with the video>https://www.youtube.com/live/f_OdD5O58hk?si=pMWa8DFBsphpE7m0>im gonna be a lil sad that there isnt moar of it after I finally finish it>>83430862kanoeanon should kiss me to be desu
>>83431148*locks you up alone in the kurisumasu hytte*
>>83431228How do I make you less attracted to me so we can just chill
>>83431361How? By liking me back, of course.
Sigh... On to the next occasion then. Is this it?https://us.minus196.com/Can't seem to find it here.
>>83431769stop being such a drinker
>>83431831How about you stop being such a fagger. I can stop and start whenever I want.
>>83431840the amount you drink is cringe stop being so cringe
>>83431852>wake up>cig>weed>coffee>McDonald'sI'm only drinking to mellow the cringe of being here.
>>834319090h my you are so cute when you are angry
>>83431934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTAT77CBEjk
This whiskey is cutting my throat with a thousand katanas.
>>83429673whos the artist for this? its really cute
>make a nutella sandwich >heat up two nutella muffins in the oven>get some milke >>83431979but aiste...you are always racist!>>83432392drink water instead>>83432505YesVeryhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137210240
Damn, I could go for a sussy beach cheburek right now for reeeeal. Wouldn't be surprised they've been outlawed by EU since last time I been there. Which is what like 15 years damnnnn... 28yo washed up unc convention in here. Granny used to go to trips with her church choir to Poland that was part of old East Prussia and fawn over how pretty the old German houses were. Something with femails and German houses sighhhh.....>>83432540>aisteShuh. ''I heard Mr Frank is in the neighbors attic, would be a shame if Herr Muller heard about it.'' ahh baka.Pack of jobless restless nigras be roaming.>you are always racist!Your accent is like so stereotypically German I was surprised it's like your parents had no influence at all on their little Soldat.
>parents wanna leave to hamburg in the morning >dunno if im gonna join them>but I should try to sleep already if I want to>get ready2sleep >>83432644they say I even hab a german accent while talking farsi/persianwell goodnight n take care baka
>>83432734Nooo. I need social interaction to cope with to justify drinking. Whelp. Goodnight. I guess I'll listen to some black metal/phonk.
Bet McDonald's in Hamburg is something else, ha ha.>Heide Park, is a theme park in Soltau, Lower Saxony, Germany. Huhh, I might've been there even? I thought this was in London. K.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyde_Park,_LondonOkej.
>>83432540thanks for the artist link <3
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofluoric_acid_burnDamn, I did it in chemistry class once. My teacher called me a retard, but she'd also randomly rant about Jews, so it's cool.
Well, not really rant like a bumbling MIGAtard would, more like just acknowledge their power. My formative years...
Ohh. Kanoe is the character name. I thought promised ceb like gaysex on a canoe. I was canoing with our family and friends and dad once on this lake and and said like ''Calm down, you're so competitive'' cause I was going way ahead of my cousins and also was the first one to find the camping spot, but then dad got drunk and kicked me out of the tent, so I slept in the woods and got like 2nd degree burns on my feet with some candle.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1pr3iyo/oc_getting_a_jump_on_my_new_years_resolution/Performative sobriety lul. #NoKings
>wake up>need coffee n cig
>have coffee n cigs>if I wanna leave with my parents in a bit then I gotta get ready now>I would prefer moar time in bed methinks
>>83433788>tfw n0 s*x with kanoeanon while we are riding a canoe
>go back to bed>cuddle my blahaj>imagine its kanoeanon who lets me use their chest as a pillow to listen to their heartbeat >bleh
retards with their retard coffee and smoke habit are some of the biggest retards on the planet, i would know, my mother is one of these people. these people couldn't break a habit if you held a gun to their dick.
>parents are like>if you wanna join us then get ready>rush out of bed for moar coffee n cigs>get ready>leave with parents>tfw n0 car s*x with kanoeanon >okies I need to turn off the l*wd area in brain>>83435986Are you implying that your mom has a dick??
>quick break>I use the opportunity for a cig>>>same place we had a stop when they were dropping me off in hamburg for my flight to Tokyo >I WANNA GO BACK PLEASE
>there is also a McDonald's here>we eat together >hab burger with fries and a strawberry milkshake >tfw n0 bathroom s*x at McDonald's with kanoeanon
>tfw n0 s*x with kanoeanon in hamburg
>dropped dad off at the football (soccer) stadium >we arrived at parents frens place>I wanna take a nap while thinking of kanoeanon
>imagine cuddling with kanoeanon until we both get sweaty from each others warmth>tfw not doing that right now>pain
Boiled potato and sauerkraut. Yay. My favorite.>>83436363>>83436489>>83436702>>83436797>>83436858This niqqa... Damn, chill.
>check out local news>>>>>many complaints about dis company that build the fiber connection to the homes>just look how uneven the sidewalk is>we would do this MUCH better>and closing sidewalks is one of our weak points>they should hire us>I cant believe people finished this sidewalk>and were like>"good job guys we can go back home">>83437118Public s*x with kanoeanon They should fill their saliva into a bottle so I can drink thaat
>when you bite in to a piece of cumin in the sauerkrautHeavenly.>>83437138>just look how uneven the sidewalk is>we would do this MUCH betterAlready thinking like a proper unc.
>>83437164>cumin>cum in>cum inside kanoeanon Hnng
Already so dark and I'm barely woke. At least winter extends the appropriate drinking times, I guess.>>83437178Gotta switch up your game cause might not be long before you get it up, unc.
>>83437256>Gotta switch up your game cause might not be long before you get it up, unc.I have n0 clue what ur talking about
>>83437268Nothing. Am just a bumbling fool as always. Light up a cig.
>>83437293>Light up a cig.Im gonna do that>someone of parents frens had tarot cards with her>>>I draw two cards that imply im inpatient >the "major" card was The Emperor >made me think of Warhammer 40k Emperor >getting ready to go out soon
>frens of parents have a japanese like toilet >be like mom we need this for our own home
>getting water sprayed directly against my butthole made me think of japan
>>83437498I thought your family would've gotten a bidet instead of assimilating into German unwashed butt Kultur.
>tfw no chrismas market with kanoeanon >>83437598Lole
>>83437787Aren't you afraid truck-kun will come to isekai all these volks?
>get some winter punch thingy with alcohol>watch a chrismas parade while tipsy af>tfw n0 s*x with kanoeanon during the xmas parade>>83438028Best germany we ever had
>>83438028Truly da best
>tfw not drinking kanoeanons blood right nowpain
>get instantly memed into buying any alcohol I see mentioned while scroolling>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GFsOyHqbrkc>now see this>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aD704m0emRI>https://www.vinmonopolet.no/Land/Kina/Kweichow-Moutai/p/10777402>nearest store in OsloThis happens so much there has to be some wandering merchant service doing deliveries by now.>>83438282Truly a world to drink to.
>>83438383>gaygoose>context : aiste is a gay gooseYou should send ME your cash
>>83438409Yeh, unfortunately one can't escape the usual suspects even here.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Frank
He's also apparently the reason American zoomies think Jagermeister is some epic party drink. Days since last psyop: 0 kind of world.
>we went to a persian resturant >I ordered lamb ribs >3nded up with a big beer>tfw cant use kanoeanons mouth as a cup>I would just pour my drinks into his mouth and drink from that>>83438491>>83438510Ah Its time for your tinfoil hat
>my tummy is full and feels like it wants to explode>tfw not sharing my meal with kanoeanon >sad>need a ciggg
>>83427573>wake up and have to continue slogging through life to cope with not being tomoko
>>83439192>tfw not in the yuri timeline where me n kanoeanon are cute girls together
>im drunk>its cold>I need kanoeanon to hold me desu
>>83439605Sameee. >tfw no girl to hold with my one hand that is always warm and other that is always cold for a varied experience.
>>83439625>take kanoeanons dna>grow some lab meat with it>cook a medium rare steak using kanoeanons lab meat>eat it>?????>profit
>>83439860Your posting kind of sadge that it's making me sober up too fast.
>>83439874U arent yandere like meI wanna literally eat their meat and drink their blood desu
>>83439885Whatever you says, tardere.
>https://www.makeship.com/products/pox-plushie>I kinda want this>thinking of ordering one desu
>drink moar>be very sleepy now>need my own bed>its not here>REEEEEEEE
>>83440341What are you even drinking?
>>83440356I had xmas market hot wine and beerNow sparkling wineThere is a (still existing) tax on sparkling wine that dates back to the german empire They funded the navy with it back then, made the brits sweat and at the end of the story we got ww1
>>83439215>tfw not female and complaining about the exact same things i would be except as a woman
>continue with red wineee>>83440737You would complain about not being male wouldnt u
>>83440971>You would complain about not being male wouldnt uno i'd be happy i'm not male
>>83440974Welp fuck
>have too much red wine>I DEMAND kanoeanon cuddling with ME
>>83440987yeah if i were female i'd be complaining about life and maybe how i lookbut i look like a moid now so whatever
>>83441080Calm down desu
>>83441084if you turn me into a woman i can calm down
Damn. It really isn't alcoholism at all when I pair it with smoked cheese.
>>83441091welp im sorryCalm down>>83441095Stop being a alcy>I ordered some weede from the pharmacy
>>83441258Yes, but now you don't have to feel so bad about all that weed and McDonald's. Can't have moral highground without a moral lowground. Thief is a comparison of joy.
>>83441280Sometimes I cant believe u went to a uniRetardMe being unhealthy doesnt neglect u being unhealthy Plus I would bet on that weede n McDonald's happen less than ur drinking
>kanoeanon should be lurking again in a few hours>I kinda assume them being canadian>cause they mentioned using a bear bell once>canada has a bear problem>could be the US and A too>kanoeanon acts like they didn't opened pandoras box>they should just go all in at this p0int
>>83441330Siigh. Blah blah blah, Yeshua hearts you. This world doesn't matter as long as I'm too far on the spectrum to be lovable.
>>83441406Maybe all the bio fems avoid you cause ur alcoholic St0p drinking
>>83441401*casts a curse on you that makes Kanoeanon talk to you and demystifies them*>>83441416Noo it's def that other thing I said.
One time in uni this stupid ''I heckin loev travelling!!'' foid was talking about how in Italy they have like a separate language in each region and I was about to lecture her how there's no strict difference between a language and a dialect and it's really just marketing, but held my tongue, even though I was offended by her previous comments about something retarded about German political parties, I don't remember what it was maybe she called Merkel a lib or something idk.
Lule, this kike added a cork to a heckin vodka bottle to invoke the aura of French wine pretentiousness for gullible goyim. My ancestors are some crafty folk.
MILP. Man, I love phonk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbtVUfRPE-QHow do you do, fellow YNs?
>finished the red wine bottle mostly by myself >be REKT>>83441438>tfw n0 wild french kissing with kanoeanon >>83441520Chud>>83441573Gay>>83441638So pinkie pie is your favorite pony?K
>>83441638>milp>not mlp0h>context: I told aiste in private that I used to be /mlp/Oh
>Russia preparing to occupy Baltic states by 2027 - BudanovI can't wait that long, I need victimhood fuel NAO.>>83441647Damn, ugh, so mean. How you treat those with no power over you may affect how those with all the power over you see you, and Kanoe might be reading right now.>>83441658Same.
>Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy were my favorite ponies>>83441681>and Kanoe might be reading right now.They had a similar active posting time while in JapanIts 8:24am over there atmSo perhaps that cutie woke up and is lurking nowBut they could be still asleep too!
>knock down a lamp while very drunk>it breaks instantly>it keeps falling down and breaking from the slightest breezeUgh, everything here has to be cute and dainty instead of functional.>>83441702That's sweet, honey.
Had a dream where I told a girl with joint issues to eat some gelatin daily foe a few months because it helped my mom, but also adding a disclaimer that it's a different case, so it might just provide minimal relief and also pointing out there are vegan supplements that act as a precursor to collagen if that's what they want, but then I woke up.
>>83441737>breezeAnons used to call me sea breezeIs that a reference???>>83441784Plot twist: you were a girl too in that dream
>>83441824>sea breezeIs that your ponysona? No way that's not a pony name. Damn, I wish we could just get our cutie marks and get on with our lives already.>>83441824>Plot twist: you were a girl too in that dreamNo, I was still a chud.
nice to see u around still tomoko anon, i hope u have a nice christmas :)
Yogurt from the Hyperborean mountains soothing my throat against Semitic poison.
>riding a quadbike in the winter>get stuck on ice>accelerate to 80kmph>don't die in a freak accidentIf I knew the future, I would've accelerated harder.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2nI_6-ZD67MWhat the fugg is American TV even? Just bullshitt Dhar Mann feelgood ''don't be too quick to judge'' stories. No wonder it was so easy for Jews to take over.
>getting closer to back home>>83441858>ponysonaN0it comes from >cebruz>sea breeze >>83441859Thanks Hab a neat christmas too desu>>83442446>What the fugg is American TV even?Advertising
Unlovable, unliked, second fiddle boy night.>>83442514>cebruz>sea breeze>Anglos really pronounce the ''ce'' as ''sea''Bleh..>Advertisinghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/yTSuQb2GUjs
>tfw using 110% of my drunkass self-control not to ruin yet another computer with vodkaBleh, I don't want to interupt my scroolling, but I got most my monies back twice now because of communist Norway's pro-consoomer laws. Well, I didn't, but mom did. Last time I ruined it, I was like bleh, just woke up and went out to buy a new computah and mom was like ''Where are you going'' and I explained and she's like ''Again? At least let me get the insurance first'' and I was like ''Noo. You don't geddit. I need to post and scroll NOW.''
Hitting my head in the dark because gotta keep the bathroom door open to prevent mold kind of injury. Probs pseud bullshit that my heade hurts for nao.
I could probs feed a girl with blue raspberries if I wasn't so retarded. Eating cloudberries with a cutie right where we found them because it's illegal to transport them outside the district they were found in... Sigh.
Preparing firewood with my epic skillz to keep girls warm girls from where firewood is never used would be like the average white chuds who go to southeast Asia.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4WRx9PaAgjEAhh. Take me to the strayan land of whimsy nao!!
>time to get ready2sleep >never ever let me wake up again pls>goodnights
>>83443154You're not special for ignoring me. Everyone does.
Pourde Fanta all over. I don't even care anymore. No girl will love me any more if I clean it up.
>in my own bed>still rather depresso now>I guess its the alc or something >bleh>tfw n0 kanoeanon to cuddle to sleep with>I better stfu n put my phone away>>83443185And you are not special for getting ignored by me>>83443214Dont make me laugh like thatIm not a girl so stop acting like that around meGn
I hope Cebruz gets honor stabbed by that one cousin that is actually poor and not from Zurich/Dubai/Japanese toilet>>83443244>And you are not special for getting ignored by meYeah, no one has ever remotely liked me. I geddit.>Dont make me laugh like thatYeah, I'd be doing way better just ignoring you like that BPD obsession of the week you have. You know full well this kanoefag is disgusted and lowkey frightened by your sad thirstposting. Ain't nothing special about it. I took hypomeniac meds once too. Ate a whole box of cookies and then aced a presentation in uni then ran 3 miles for fun. Any tard could do it.>Im not a girl so stop acting like that around meGirls exist whether we like it or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0mRIhK9segThis bak ainprint4d on me so much when I was smol. I geddit kinda now having lived in her environment.
This baka I think was where I went where when mom got her separate haus first.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raised_bogFirst time I was touching snow in the middle of July.
Boomer hate me and women love boomers, so women will always hate me, lowkey or highkey, it don\t matter.
Oh. I gues smol me mashed these two clips into one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPeheoBa2_YI rembered the bear chasing her into the truck. idk bleh. Maybe it was evanecebce. No one cares.
