if i hit myself enough in the solar plexus, will my uterus/ovaries become infertile>inb4 muh tubesthat still has a 1% failure rate. I need a 100% failure rate. It's my biggest phobia. Also my only phobia. Its ruining my life. I must be rid of it immediately. I've considered self-castration/necrosis too, but there's no way to prevent the rotting tissue from spreading to the rest of your internal organs.
ok hear me out what u do is get really really old then you'll be infertile
>>83427866let me kiss you there instead
>>83427866>I've considered self-castration/necrosis toonurgle niggas:
>>83427866You can get the tunes removed you know right? Combine that with bc and there's no chance.
>>83427866If you're a virgin and don't ever have sex there's a 0% chance of ever getting pregnant.Stop hitting your tummy, tard.
>>83427895So in about 20-25 years? That's an exorbitantly long time to stay paranoid. Close to half my life. I think its reasonable to want to nip it in the ass early.>>83427896If you're a cute twink like pic related or a girl then maybe. I'm absolutely hideous and miserable though, so you don't want me.>>83427911>bcAre there any that don't induce female secondary trait growth? I would like to keep it to a minimum when possible.
>>83427936I may be hideous, but I know I'll eventually cave in and at the very least pay someone to cuddle me.I box. Am armed. Will never go all the way with a man, and will use force to prevent that. But still, I worry he will betray me or something. Or I'll get plucked by some crackhead off the street into a ring. Or something like that. Horribly unlikely, but still bothers me.
>>83427938ok FINE I won't kiss you there then
Technically yes, because dead people are generally infertile. My point being the amount of trama required would kill you long before you would get the results you want using that method. Just get your tubes tied by a medical professional. Odds are you won't even have to pay for it.
>>83427963I'm scared of coitus because my peepee hurts and it's way so sensitive. Also I'm scared of paraphimosis rotting my dick.Maybe we could match as I'd never try to insert my dick, but you're into twinks not actual guys.
>>83427977Oh and that 1% failure rate is pretty much bullshit from fraudulent surgeries. If you look up the procedure you will see how it's physically impossible to get pregnant when done properly. If you are still worried you can get them fully cut or removed. Anything beyond that is insane as it's 100% impossible to get pregnant with cut and/or removed tubes.
>>83427977Thank you for your honesty. I can safely rule that method off my list, then.I guess 99% is better than nothing, yeah. I do tend to have an all or nothing attitude. But I still need that 1% down regardless.
>>83428006Oh, really? I am much more interested then. When I was researching from doctor's own pages from my area, they kept bringing up that one percent.Is there another country where the medical standards are higher? I'm more than willing to travel. Not somewhere with retarded Sharia law like the middle east or Shitdia, thoughover.
>>83427866Why are you so mentally ill? Reproduction is your basic function.
>>83427866i thought your solar plexus was between your boobs not near your uterus.
just dont have sexhas 100% protection
>>83427866>I'm so deathly terrified of getting pregnant that I want mutilate myselfHoly shit. Are modern women ok?
>>83427866You would never have to worry about getting pregnant if you only top.
>>83427866Just get a copper IUD, psycho bitch.
