>interviewing for a position I'm basically guaranteed to get thanks to connections>recruiter has a lot of classic novels behind him>he asks me "what sandwich would you be?" as one of the dumb bullshit questions>decide to use a literature-related answer to impress him and also be funny>If I was a sandwich, I would be a Monte Cristo because I tend to dedicate many years of my life to seeking revenge and screwing over many people along the way, only to ultimately regret everything.>he smiles and checks his notes for a second>alright thanks for interviewing, we'll get back to you soon>ends the video call
>himdisposition -5>medisposition +15u got a gay question and gave a pretty awesome answer, i hope it wasnt a cold reception
>>83427888Autism is one hell of a drug.
>>83427888Erm ackshually that's a great answer and you got trips so fuck 'em
>>83427888Seems like you sabotaged yourself on purpose or at least subconsciously did it with the motivation being that you don't want the job.
>>83427888>What sandwich would you be?Is this seriously the kind of shit they ask? I haven't had a job interview in like 13 years but I'd probably give any interviewer the worst stink eye if they asked me such an idiotic question. Like I'd call into question their intelligence or what moron gave them a list of jackass questions to ask in an interview. I'd further bring into question if he is not the one under an interview given the fact he clearly has nothing going on between his ears in the empty case of a skull for bringing up nonsense
>>83427888>he asks me "what sandwich would you be?"wouldve just ended the interview myself at that point.
>>83429987This. This isn't the type of question asked as a softball question. This is the type of questioned asked when the hiring team is actually retarded.
>>83429972>>83429987>>83430003Questions like this serve as an autism filter. Nobody wants to have autistic people working for them. He assumed OP has autism, so he dropped that question, and his assumptions were confirmed by OP's answer.
>>83427888That is the best answer to a stupid jewish question I've ever heard, anon. Also, just kill everyone in their office.
>>83427888personally I would've said a McChicken the best fast food sandwich
>>83427888The interviewer got scared by your answer. You might hold grudges and fuck him up in the future.I would have liked the answer.
>>83429972Almost every job I've applied to in the last decade involves a psychological stress test where they ask you the exact same question 300 times but re-worded slightly differently to see if you'll remember to lie consistently the entire time. Always about how willing you are to be a good goy and narc your coworkers to management for the most absolutely trivial bullshit. ie "You've noticed your goy coworker went home one day with a company issued ballpoint pen still in his pocket." Do you: a. Tell him to stop being a bad goy and stop stealing company property. b. Report him immediately to your slavemaster and hope for good goy points.c. Who cares it's a fuckin' pen.d. Buy your goyworker extra pens out of your own paycheck to reimburse the company for their losses.Now answer that same question a hundred goddamn times with very tiny changes in wording. And if you accidentally answer any of them honestly you don't get hired, because taint-licking your boss is mandatory for hiring.Amazon was the fucking worst.
>>83430270So what would be the "correct" answer here? A or B?
>>83430524B is the correct answer. You're not the authority. You should defer your judgement to your manager by snitching on your coworker.
>>83430115>Autism filter. No, they're just asking asinine shit
>>83428468Who's autistic in this situation? The interviewer sounds dumb as hell
