>can't even get a hooker to take my virginityis there anything else i can do other than kill myself
>>83428079You can always rape :)
>>83428079nothing cheers me up like a hot n ready pizza
yes as a matter of fact there is. we have to get that virginity taken care of since it's bothering you.the hookers not going for it is a telling sign. that suggests you have a pretty serious problem like you're 600 pounds or never took a shower.I don't want to assume, but could there be anything like that causing the hookers to say no?
>>83428198i got stood up. it has nothing to do with looks or hygiene. i'm not too disfigured, sub 200 pounds, and shower daily.
>>83428229ah. maybe she had a "special customer" with a sexual emergency. Hopefully you're not too discouraged and try again with a different hooker. Maybe give the first one a poor review
>cursed individual receives further evidence of their curseThis is classic. Don't take it personally, just know you're cursed. Try again on a different moon.
>>83428079Reminder that Nicola Tesla died a virginNot saying you're even close to his level of respectability or prestige or accomplishment but the point is that he was simply so autistic and hyper-focused on his work and genius that he just didn't care about sex or women in the slightest, so the idea of virginty was irrelevant to him.Try to be like that, rather than a chronically sad and desperate loser.
