>be incel loser>finally decide to do something about it>start lifting>regular grooming and hygiene maintenance >buy better outfits>actually start to get dates>date on woman and we really click>go to have sex for the first time>dick wont get hard due to over a decade of porn>she is visibly disappointed >we don't see eachother again I am not supposed to win
>>83428309Just keep practising, normalfag. Can you not deal with the tiniest obstacles? An obstacle of your own making too.
>>83428309get a cialis or viagra for next time, she'll think you're a sex god
lmfaoooo it happens to the best of us
>>83428309I remember I couldn't get it up when I first tried to have sex, I was 15 and barely masturbated or watched porn, just for some reason I couldn't get it up. We were watching a movie at a friends house and we had a blanket over us and I was rubbing her clit under the blanket for like 2 hours. Then we left and as I was walking her home she dragged me to the beach and took her clothes off and begged me to fuck her but I just couldn't get it up lmao.Luckily it was fine the next time and since she lived a 5 minute walk away we fucked like 3 times a day for 8 months, she then turned 16 and decided she wanted to be with this guy in his 20's she liked for years (16 is legal in bongville)
you can unironically heal your brain if you dont watch porn for months. Believe me, the first the you get pussy you will fuck the living soul of her.
i don't really buy this story and it's kind of low budget anyway
>>83428309>regular grooming and hygiene maintenancewhat the fuck does this mean lol. did you start showering for the first time in your life?
Getting to that point sounds like a huge win thoughever. Or what, did you expect the first time to go flawless and then love eachother and have 2 and 1/2 kids and stay together till death do you apart? Count your victories retard
My dick stopped getting hard at 24. Nofap/noporn/diet etc didn't do anything. I think it's low test because I had 220ng/dl at the time (im 35 now and I have 180ng/dl, but doctors still refuse treatment saying my test is too high lmao)What you need to do is get some viagra pills. they work great. I take a 25mg dose 40mins before sex on an empty stomach.
>>83428309Don't you get it. You were born to live this life. Why do you try to resist? Why do you have this false belief that doing this or doing that is gonna change anything. Quit coping and start living the life you were born to live. Trust me it's a very freeing feeling.
>>83428349Where did you always cum?
>>83428527I'd pull out and cum on her belly or sometimes in her mouth if she was in the mood, she didn't want to get on the pill, sometimes I wore a condom but as a teenager it was embarrassing to buy them and it didn't feel as good
>>83428538>Not cumming inside herNARM
>>83428349Your normie life seems so irreal to me that it feels like I'm reading the plot of some Dawson's Creek episode or something.Totally fictional.
>>83428884because you've never seen a miracle.
>>83428309buy PT-141 and inject several hours before next attempt(test it on yourself before so you know it doesn't make you faint or something)
>>83428309>she is visibly disappointed >we don't see eachother againThis is pretty sad on her part. If I was a girl I'd take this as a challenge and make it my destination to give you a boner no matter how long it took.
>>83429183That'd require empathy on her part, and that's hardly possible.If a dick doesn't get hard she just hops on the next one.
>>83428349I don't understand how you people end up on this board.
>>83429574arrow to the knee most likely
I missed my first few chances to lose my virginity because I was so nervous I couldn't get it up. One girl gave me a second chance and I basically forced myself to relax
>>83428309was she fat and ugly, is that why?I can get it up with no stimulation, just my eyes closed. im diamonds after some foreplay
>>83428309If a woman can't make you hard its not really on you OP, its the woman that simply wasn't sexy enough in the bedroom to get it going. You would think a generation of whores would know how to twerk etc to get a man hard, often they're starfishing and wondering why the man isn't getting hard. Get boner pills and don't wack it for 3 days before and you should be good.
>>83428309>I am not supposed to winYou avoided an STD, learn from this experience.
>>83428309I should really gymmaxx huh
>>83428309iv never understood the "actually start to get dates" part in greentext posts like this. where the fuck do you meet the women? am i supposed to work out and dress classy in my own home and women bust down the door to talk to me? WHERE DO YOU GO OUT TO?
>>83428884>>83429574i haven't had sex in 12 years, i don't know how it happened, had 2 girlfriends from the age of 15 to 18 and had a lot of sex, then when school ended and i moved to a different country my autism made it very difficult to make friends as an adult. it was easy in school
the gym thing and self improooving falls apart the moment you get to the second date. that's when questions start being asked and she finds out that you're basically a sexy loser. you spent 12 months on your body and now you're a fit guy with no purpose, instead of a dumb ass flab with no purpose.I know fit guys with no purpose. They are fucking insufferably insecure and annoying.
>>83431858Not our problem you failed as a Chad.
>>83428330Second this. Check out hims. They'll throw whatever you want at you without a second thought. Got them to prescribe med ed meds. I dont have ed, I take them to go multiple rounds with edibles. Shit is fun
