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We're getting closer, hope you've got the presents/your treats bought.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqkAxW7xCxo
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Looking forward to leaving this horrific hellhole on Dec 31st.
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This is a nice fred edish picture but the weather is so wacky at the moment. We had that really fucking cold spell a few weeks back and it's just been balmy since. Admittedly has been wet but it's really not been cold. Was out in the garden kicking a ball about for dogberg earlier and noticed that the bluebells are coming up, they think it's spring. Assume it will actually get cold at some point and they'll all die off again and I don't know enough about plants to know if they'll come back in actual spring, I guess they will, they're pretty smart.
Had a similar thing earlier this year with daffodils popping up in January.
Would be nice if the seasons were predictable like they used to be. Can't complain though, at least it's relatively mild all year round for us.
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>>83429725
Suicide pact is it lad? Who you going out with?
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>Was up for 10+ hours earlier
>Hop into beddingtons
>Wake up again an hour later/just now

The fuck

Think i know why, but still
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>>83429765
i think anon means they cant wait to leave 2025 referring to it as a hellhole
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>>83429758
nippy out early this morning, sun was out though, torrential rain out of nowhere, be sitting in mumbergs shortly after, suns blazing, then cold wind and another down pour, on and off for two hours, I eventually leave and the sun is murderously bright, hours pass, looking like a nice sunset, mke dinner come back in to the living room to eat, sky goes black... I just gave up and shut the curtains.

>cold
apparently it's going to be chilly 27th onwards.
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In the Christmas song "its Christmas time.. theres no need to be afraid" afraid of what? What should I be afraid of?
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>>83429725
Where are you going lad? Anywhere nice?
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>>83429822
No need to be afraid of the christmas monster that's coming to get you. It's heavily implied in the rest of the lyrics.
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>>83429822
Krampus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus
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I'm not going into next year. It's been nice de lids but I can't take it anymore. Finally off this god forsaken rock.
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Is sehreepy eva6?
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>>83429870
ya
my other trip is eva67
i dont even remember the eva6 trip
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>>83429872
>ya
>my other trip is eva67
>i dont even remember the eva6 trip
Proof?
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>>83429867
How you planning on doing it?
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>>83429867
Don't kill yourself anon. Join >>>/lgbt/ they will turn your life around, just tell them you are gay (even if you are not)
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>>83429885
ok this is just a guess at what my trip was
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>>83429905
>just join a community of people obsessed with anal
yes laaad
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>>83429916
It had TISM in it kek
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nvm completely wrong i need to dig dee
>>83429922
it was eva6 !CgDTBISTxM
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oh it was my favourite musician
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Just ordered crap presents for my parents on Amazon. Should arrive on time. Amazon said they will. Thank God for Jeff Bezos and his fucking slave minions.
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is this thing case sensitive or something
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>>83429921
Compared to killing yourself, being around supportive, nuturing homos might make one realise, "It could be worse, I could be gay!"
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I have got back from an Oasis tribute band concert. Mostly boring except for when Supersonic was on. Fucking love that song even when it is not well played.
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>>83429940
Well good to have you back anyway, why did you leave?
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Bumhole stinks but no time to clean it
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>>83429953
because i like double lied
i lied about being some foid in her 20s
but then i lied again about being a tranny in their 20s
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Mad how wild TV comedy in the uk was prior to like 2013. The kinda shit Frankie Boyle would say. Come fly with Me had blacking up and Asian face in 2010.


Wild how much of an effect Tumblr had on the culture through twitter.
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>>83429964
So why did you lie then? What was the point in that?
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It's a teen trying to get lewds from the gay lads.
Underage B&
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Escort cancelled on me lads
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I just want to talk about myself but when i talk to other people? noooooo the conversation simply must revolve around them.
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>>83429964
What's the truth
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It's too early to fap :/
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>>83429951
Concert in the middle of the day? I don't believe you and it's a very odd thing to lie about.
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Shan't be getting a shag tonight, wifeberg has come on her period. This is rather frustrating, was looking forward to being bounced upon. Nae bother, taking dogberg to the pub now.
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>>83429975
bored lol
>>83429991
not trans, not over 20, and the pictures of hair i posted were me
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>>83429950
Anal feels mint lad I'm not complaining
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>>83429950
Am not gay though. Well, maybe a little.
What am i liiike
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>Here's you're MIGApede saviour bro
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Corrrrr! The curry I just made had plenty of cayenne pepper. Properly blew my sinuses out. Nothing special just chicken, butter beans, tomato pasata, curry powder, salt, pepper and a bit of honey. Nice and dark and tasty. For me? It's using boneless chicken thighs rather than breasts.
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>>83430119
>not trans
Post tits desu
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... What's this stance called?
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>>83430119
Why did you reveal my first name when I kept my end of the bargain by not showing this lot what you looked like. Bit rude that!
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i will jump up you
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>>83430182
discord character designed to doxx silly britfeelers
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Say his name. Blandon B. Bladdington.
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>>83430182
Wish I had a chonker Pikachu pet me.
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>>83430182
that's not the real eva6, blad
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>>83430236
Same. The world was a better place when pikachu was fat.
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Big Christmas night out for mum and brother tonight, they are both wearing their Tom ford perfumes so it must be a big deal. Me? Staying at home because I don't like big parties and big crowds, besides I'm having a wizza with warlic wip for dinner oh aye.
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>>83430249
Corrrrr! Such a friendly lookin' fella. Alternatively I'd take a Squirtle that wears sunglasses.
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>>83430262
Based. Went out for dinner with the family last night and hated it. Too much noise in the restaurant and people sitting too close to me. Not for me.
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>>83430262
B brother is a social butterfly
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blad r u on the bennies
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>>83430285
My fist will be on your skull if you keep bullying our Blad.
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>>83430282
Not been to a restaurant in years lad. Cant sit there for 2 hours talking about rubbish with normies, would much rather be at home thanks.
>>83430284
Brother is an extrovert he loves being outside and gets upset when he has to stay in for too long.
>>83430285
You would know the answer to this question if you was eva6.
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>>83430305
Did have a Christmas pizza though which was lush. Wizza with cranberry, sausage, turkey, ham and stuffing. Smashed a 12 inch all by myself.
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>>83430305
my discord was eva6u
i remember talking to you
your profile picture was some knight thing?
or a galaxy thing
ur real name was in ur discord badge that says ur old discord tag like NAME#0341
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>>83430328
Huh I guess it quite obvious then. Never mind then. Still.. You didn't have to tell everyone here, I never revealed that photo you sent me. Trust goes both ways you know.
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>>83430328
You're a nasty little catfisher.
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I hate my life tbqh famalam
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>>83430359
well im not sure even half this lot even remember it
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>>83430359
Eva6 sending you nudes? Corrr!
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Took me a while to figure the new captcha. I am a confirmed fucking retard lads. Feels fucking bad now.
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>>83430368
Brandon wasn't it?
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/britfeel/ 2025 pantomime The BFG, staring blad as the BFG.
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Do you like Pulp lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJS3xnD7Mus&list=RDuWhkbDMISl8&index=4
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Seethieknickers just trying to get anybody wound up.
An ex personality having constant melties because nobody cared about them. Sad.
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/britfeel/ 2025 pantomime Peter Pan, staring Chika as Twinker Bell.
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>>83430368
So are you a tranny or what desu
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>>83430374
might wanna take an iq test
TBF it took me like 2-3 goes to realise what was actually happening
>>83430413
no
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18 or 19
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>>83430417
Think some lads just over think it.
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>>83430427
Struggling to pick a meal from the chinese menu?
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>>83430435
How old eva67 is
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Grooming teenage girls with graphics cards
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>>83430443
I think between 13 and 15, ya NONCEy fuck.
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>>83429964
You're forgetting the lielarp where you tried to play pretend you're some tiktok e-girl
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>>83429964
Is that what you sent to blad as well?
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>>83430447
Kek that mong that claimed to have a harem of sugar girls
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>>83430467
Not exactly difficult. Teenage girls are cheap and easy
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The thing is that image you posted had 0 results on Google reverse search which I'm sure you were aware of and thought it would add authenticity. Unfortunately however you didn't check it on Yandex.
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why are you lads obsessing over fake foids
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What should be the minimum IQ necessary to be allowed to

Vote?
Post things on the internet?
Have sex?
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>>83430528
Here we go, another pollers bait post
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>>83430465
nah lol it was a completely different img
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*and completely different person*
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What advice would you give to your 15 year old self?
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>>83430119
>>83429964
DING DING DING

ATTENTION

THE TRUTH IS THAT EVA IS NOT 18, THIS INDIVIDUAL ADMITTED TO THIS AND THAT HE WAS DOING HIS GCSES AND DID THE EVA LARP AS SOME SORT OF BOREDOM EXPERIMENT

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>83430558
Lift weights. Learn guitar. Take up BJJ or boxing. Try to shag as much as is fucking possible ffs before it is too late.
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>>83430529
>Here we go, another pollers bait post
Nuh. Try again.
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>>83430559
how does this prove im not 18?
>>83430558
nothing it would probably mess something up big
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>>83430558
haircut, immediately, do not let mum feed you fucking potato smileys, just eat meat and wholefoods and start weight lifting with cheapo argos interchangeable iron dumbells, I started exercising at 16 but doing dumb shit.
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>>83430577
blad is that you?
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>>83430573
you have to be under 18 to do gcses you little shit, its in the archives (which I wont link because I cba but you know its there)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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Do you wish you had studied/tried harder in school?
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>>83430582
that would only be viable if that was said on the same IP that im using right now
trips dont count, and trips saying "this trip is me" certainly do not count
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>>83430583
No, I studied the right amount and got my stem msc which I used to get job in the gobinment in my field, which required said qual
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retard here thinks using a trip is like having an account on 4chan
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>>83430590
it was 100% you, you are not a foid, you are a small teenage boy attempting damage control

M
O
D
S
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>>83430583
School is for losers who want to wadte their lives at work
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>>83430573
Do you have an innie
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>>83430599
indirect reply damage control cope melty
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>>83430590
Sadsack fantasist
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>>83430611
He's pretending to have got his first period.
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sex with eva67
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>>83430579
No it's not me.a
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Gunna order in some food.
Been sick for the last 3 days. Have a bit of a temperature so sitting here with the patio doors wide open watching YouTube.
Was meant to go out to to tonight too. Oh well. Pizza it is
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>>83430799
It's for the best anon, get yourself better for next week.
I have ordered an burgah.
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Kasabian - West Pauper Lunatic Asylum is one of the most creative albums ever.
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>>83430812
I do enjoy a good burger tbqh
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In a few years time 2009 will be fucking 20 years ago. Fucking hell. Get me off this ride lads.
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>>83430822
I almost got a pizza. I used to like pizza dipped in curry sauce.
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Fucking Indians
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>>83430583
Yes absolutely. I wish I took a career in the construction industry. I was a fully qualified plasterer level 2 and got a nepotism job right out of college at the company my uncle worked at. It was around the time where I had a complete mental breakdown and led me to a life on benefits and illness. Fast forward 13 years later I have nothing to show for my life. Don't end up like me, don't make the same mistake I made.
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Bought some beers and break from coop, stole an avocado and some Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream. Take THAT society, just saved myself a cool 7 pounds and acquired luxury goods.
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>>83430583
Cheated in many subjects, got decent GCSEs and A levels. Scraped my way through a bullshit degree. Got a job at the shit uni that I went to, they paid for me to do an IT qualification. 14 years later I'm on 50k in a very cushy IT job and have not used my degree once.

Nah, path of least resistance, tall white man privilege. Sister worked hard and has a PhD and everything and seems constantly stressed. Not for me thanks.
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>>83430888
Not fancy going back to plastering?
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>>83430899
What an upstanding citizen
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>>83430899
>and break
What's break?
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>>83430920
Haven't done it in 13 years I've forgotten it all lol. Besides I'm no where near fit enough.
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>>83430583
I'm a brainlet. I doubt it would have got me a relationship anyway. Some men are meant to be losers who never work or go to prison.
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>>83430942
Even if you think you've forgotten it all muscle memory will often kick in with hands on tasks.
Could be something you could consider again in the future if ya lose some weight.
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>>83430989
Id probably have to take a refresher course or something.
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Walliams. Wrongun.
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I have wutted X
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>An elderly British passenger was wheeled onto an easyJet flight from Malaga, Spain, to Gatwick. The 89-year-old was helped on board the aircraft by five of her relatives who, witnesses say, told airline staff she was unwell and had fallen asleep. But just before take off, cabin crew were alerted that the woman had passed away. The plane was turned around before it left the runway - and the flight was delayed by 12 hours.

WHAT THE?!
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Shall have a tidy wank later.
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>>83430835
>20 year olds have more life experience than you
>you never got to have fun in 2009, the start of your adult life
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>"Who toucha my spaghet?!"
>Dumbledore asked calmly.
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>tfw no girlfriend this christmas

I would struggle having the energy to do normie things anyway... buying presents, wrapping presents, going to meals, meeting families, learning to drive etc.
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I afraid of employment
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>>83431147
You should be. All the dead people in my family, had jobs. True story.
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Imagine dying at work
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>>83431224
Imagine working all your life, reaching retirement and then you get the Alzheimer's.
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>DJE Media deleted his 1 hour and 38 minute explanation video

Why?
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Pizza in the oven, i cleaned the oven door first but unfortunately the smoke/fat has got behind the panel and now it will permanently look dirty, was a cheap Beko given to me by a charity anyway, but i look after it
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>>83430835
It'll hurt enough for me when 2010 is 20 years ago as that was the last time I was genuinely happy
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How many friends do you lads have?
Lost my second friend today, blocked me on everything without a word. Only have one mate now. I don't know why everyone leaves me
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>>83431329
It depends what you count as a mate. I've got a few online friends I've never met but I dunno if I count them. But I also have no mates I see daily or anything, just one or two I see once a month, and one lad at work I talk to daily and used to live with me at one point but it's been a good few years since we hung out on the regular.

Really I feel largely mate-less, besides Steam friends, who don't feel like proper mates.
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>>83431263
Explaining what? He has a SHPO until 2029. He made unlawful photos of a minor and deceived multiple females for his own sexual gratification.
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>>83431348
>Sexual Harm Prevention Order
>Arnold, from Kidderminster
>Kidderminster
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DJE deletes comments when you bring up his sexual crimes against minors. If tiu ever encounter that creep having a friendly chat to females, show them the news articles and court documents on your phone. See what they think of him then. He is probably not telling the police about all his devices too.
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Imagine it's your job to sift through nonce's PCs to verify that they have nasty shit on their hard drives. Imagine a lot of counselling is needed
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You know what pisses me off? Veitch is apparently all about protecting women from creepy men in his videos yet he fucking supports DJE. Fucking weirdos these frauditors.
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I did have mates but they all went down the road of doing drugs. Like a Friday night for them was sitting on their sofa in a kethole. As you can imagine, I wasn't particularly interested in that so I sacked them off. That was 5 years ago and I was 25. 30 now and haven't gotten any new mates.
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>>83431422
The best times I ever had with my mates was being sat in a shed with them all getting fucking stoned, but because I didn't touch the stuff I just got drunk in a corner and observed them lose their shit.
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Manchester Evening News is stating facts. He admitted guilt for his sexual crimes. The police had the evidence. He changed his name several times too. He will never get a job with an enhanced DBS check.
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just woke up. feel grim as hell. think i might have to give up the gear, lads.

>>83431406
yeah i had a tutor who was a police counsellor, who did exactly that. another one was a lassie who worked in prisons but then she had kids and just wasn't able to talk to child sex offenders any more.

unconditional positive regard has its place, and i'm glad there are people with the gumption for it. but it couldn't be me.
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>>83431422
For me it's the opposite. We'd drink together sometimes but I started doing drugs and that caused us to drift apart. Didn't approve of my use, offerings and whatnot.
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>>83431310
I haven't cleaned my oven since January now that I think about it. I don't use it that often. The hob is my go to and the air fryer replaced it all the oven tasks save for larger items.
Will give it a clean after new year.
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>>83431406
my mate used to transcribe criminal cases, he fairly hard headed but he told me some of the abuse cases made him want to off himself, he's an alkie now.
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anybody here watch break bad? "i am one who cook"
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>>83431378
The kiddie fiddler
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What's the hhl wollocks update?
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>>83431470
"Jacob, we need to go back to the island"
^ Winston a.k.a. Isengard
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>>83431470
Yeah loved it when Walt white said "say name"
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>YT music's like function completely broken right now
>Won't work in any browser, not even w/ublock turned off

ckin ell

This comes just after their server shidd the bed earlier today as well
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>>83431504
Thank fuck I'm too autistic with my choons to bother with YT or any streaming service.
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*puts on whiny American accent*

DE-PRESSION
IS NOT A HIDDEN DISABILITY
IT'S UNDER MY EYES
AND ON MY THIGHS,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO LIVE LIKE ME
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>>83431522
Still better than plenty of DSBM I've listened to.
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>>83431504
Get on it on nerd: Brave Browser
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I lived with a gambling addict and functioning alcoholic, every payday, back to the pawnshop to buy back his belongings then sink 100s in the bookies, would then go to Tesco and buy a big bag of frozen sausages and 2 loaves of bread to last the month then pub all weekend, eventually pawning everything again, his room would eventually just be a bed and some clothes by the end of the month. Don't gamble lads. It's a loser's game. I'm glad they waste their ads on me because I'll never gamble.
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>>83431540
Bread and frozen sausages everyday fucking hell. No thanks.
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>>83431565
No. I think they look nice and are functional but I can't get used to them on my wrist.
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Hopefully that twat just gets told he is a sex offender now whenever he tries to make someone look bad for his shitty frauditing channel.
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>>83431584
Get a new schtick faggot
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would you buy a 4chan pass and vpn to continue posting here lads
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Imagine having a fanny to slurp on your Friday night
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>>83431599
That would be a nay lad
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>>83431603
Will gets to do that to Ruth's fanny.
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>>83431599
Easy nope from me
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>>83431599
Nah I'd just wait for someone to make an easy workaround, as they inevitably would.
Remember, this was gonna be banned months ago according to everyone.
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>>83431565
Apple Watch
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>>83431616
Wouldn't mind slurping on kylas fanny myself.
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>>83431658
>kylas fanny
Corr
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>>83431616
he's probably making her orgasm right now with his impressive tongue gymnastics.
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One day I'll have my Eva piss in my mouth from her anal clit.
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Wutted once more X
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surely the best way to be good at sex is to just push the sex button more

>find the sex spot
>apply pressure

i'm not a sexpert by any means, but i've got this one figured out i reckon.
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>>83431790
This is literally true, but the caveat is that if you willard isn't big enough you simply can't push the sex button so you'll just flail around like a mong and not actually make her feel any pleasure.
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>>83431803
Not how it works laddington.
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>>83431803
can i apply some sort of device to my willy to make it appear as if i have a much larger willy, while my REAL willy is tucked safely away inside?

bit like lifts for shoes?
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cor was pure overthinking the CAPTCHAs where one letter/number is lit up.

lads, it's easy: there's only image where that particular letter is inverted. you don't have to do all this spot-the-difference comparing-like-for-like bollocks, that's exactly what a robot WOULD do.
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Silly german bint and her doodles. Really makes her look trashy.
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>>83431825
how the fuck are any of you lads struggling with the captchas
they're genuinely fucking easier than the letters shite
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>>83431836
She'll be having her German fanny licked tonight
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>>83431859
By her hard working British boyfriend. Lazy cow.
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>>83431837
different brain-wirings innit. like being colour-blind.

i just hope they don't patch out that semi-circles are ALWAYS a freebie.
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>>83431836
Ugly fat bint she is. Pathetic! Sad!
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Posting on this site fucking sucks now.

>Have to turn off the VPN I'm forced to use due to internet brexit
>Because of the VPN I now have to wait 2-5 minutes to get a captcha nearly every post
>Complete the tedious new captcha only to find that I'm range banned, or as I've been the past few days banned from uploading so I can't even post my reaction face this bullshit.
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>>83431903
I dunno man, I feel like anyone that struggles is definitely wired different, but in the same way as a cuban hospital.
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Crimbos
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Avatar: Fire and Ash
>Le no cultural impact
>It just CGI
>It just Pocahontas
Nope. Total kino actually. Bravo James Cameron.
Loved that film like you wouldn't believe. What an experience.
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Unemployed Turkish man seething at women with tattoos
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>>83431982
Is there an intermission? The second one I remember liking tbqh.
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>>83431906
Definitely needs to be hitting the gym a bit more. Just sits on her fat arse all day sewing and listening to audio books mostly.
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>>83431998
She should sew herself a smaller belly the dirty bint.
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>>83431993
No. It's long but I don't mind that. It hooked me from beginning until the end. I see the vision. Avatar doubters coping.
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>>83432030
Based. Don't know if I'll bother with the cinema, my local has absolute dogshit screens. Mad how James Cameron has just went all in on Avatar for decades. Gotta respect the hustle.
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Women look like ghouls without their cheat makeup. Fucking gross.
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>>83432045
I respect the art too. I now see the light. These films are honestly really good and better than most slop today.
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>>83432027
She got HIV
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>>83432080
You have no sex life.
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*walks in on a group of apus fighting over whether to watch "wove actually", "wie hard" or "wome alone"*
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Imagine getting a british rose pregnant.
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alrite there britfeelers?
just got home for christmas x
whats this new captcha all about then? felt like a fricking iq test
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>>83432152
That's a very cute Palmtop Tiger you have there my good man.
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bloomin eck spoke too soon. two of a pair, that's the CAPTCHA trick.
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>>83431982
>Nope. Total kino actually. Bravo James Cameron.
Thanks for confirming your absolutely shite fucking taste. There isn't a single good Avatar film besides "muh tech".
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lmao why is eva6 posting again
what else did i miss? x
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>>83432185
I'm sorry you have taken the completely boring normie opinion to heart. But it's not too late to see the light.
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>>83432208
Mate those entire films are normie slop. They barely have a fucking plot and the underlying meaning is about as subtle as a kick to the nuts.
I saw Avatar 2 in a theatre and was begging to leave halfway through. The first one at least had some solid "invading humans" action even if the rest of the plot was "DESTROYING ENVIRONMENT BAD".
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>>83432219
Mental how the first Avatar is literally the highest grossing film of all time and has absolutely zero cultural relevance (nobody quotes it, references it etc.)
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>>83432219
Would you be happier if the message was "Destroying environment good"?
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>>83432219
We agree to disagree. They have a lot of heart and soul.
>Muh no qoutes, no cultural impact
No THAT is the NPC opinion, sorry.
It impacted me and that's what counts.
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>>83432236
I'd rather it dove more into the "giving a disabled lad a functional super strong alien body" angle. It's not the message was inherently "bad" just it was a message I'd heard a million times before, done better, and done in media that wasn't basically fucking Twilight in space.
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>>83432240
>It impacted me and that's what counts.
Yeah but you're a faggot nonce who wastes his life on britfeel.
You and us are not cultural impact.

>>Muh no qoutes, no cultural impact
All it's "impact" came from just being a "big event", not from any inherent quality. It draws in crowds on visuals and budget alone, absolutely no other aspect of it matters to anyone.
I saw both the first and second Avatar in the cinema with my parents, who are way more normie than me, and I can guarantee they won't remember a single fucking scene from it unless it's become a meme like the lad sipping coffee or just ponytail sex. That will literally be it, at best, and chances are they won't remember either.
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>>83432241
Sounds like you got filtered because you're a little baby brainlet. Aren't you? You sound like there's a dirty nappy on the way, raging.
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>>83432264
>"this plot is too simple ands generic for me"
>UR A BRAINLET
????
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>>83432101
suprised the wee lads have a long enough attention span to watch a film, most apus have had their brains fried by wick wock
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InB4 David Walliams gets done for noncing (surprised it's took this long)
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>>83432260
It's ok pal John wick more your speed
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>>83432275
Apparently the claims are against "young women" when he's the gayest motherfucker this side of Norton. I assume he was just handsy cos he was like "I'm gay, so you know I'm just doing it for bantz" and they didn't take it as bantz.
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You just wouldn't get it. I'll continue to enjoy my Avatar kinos.
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>>83432283
Nah for that shit I'm more of a The Raid lad myself tbqhwy.
I'd take Wick over Gayvatar, for sure though.

Avatar is the Starfield of film.
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>waaa shut up blue alien film polluting the oceans with crude oil is BASED nobody on reddit quotes you I win
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>>83432289
There's quite literally nothing to get in those films.
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>>83432308
>DAE think Quarritch is heckin based? We did it /tv/reddit.
Fake edge boring. Pandora good.
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>>83429664
Saving for next year.
I finally found my SO, she is called I2V.
I will save so next year I can buy a 6090 (if 42GB otherwise pass)
in my country it will cost around 22K BRL (around 4K USD for the poor americans here who claim to make 100K US year).
Figured saving my money for a gf, family and fixing the house is pointless since I refuse to be on an empty house by myself and the dream of having a son/daughter is dead, so I decided to place all my money on my rig and do what I love, art.
So yeah, next year my Christimas gift is gonna be fat.

Nobody will ready this, but if you got the cash and no longer feel happy playing vydia then try AI, I feel like I'm 14 again, as fun as vydia, every day something new.
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>fall asleep at 2/3 am
>Wake up at 8 or 9 anyway because I'm a Chad
I feel bad for mongs going to bed early lmfao
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>>83432337
Think you're in the wrong thread Jose
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>>83432337
Lovely cock on her
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Enjoying another Friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDKHPXq6L30
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So what do we think about tonight britfeel?

AJ vs Jake Paul, imo AJ I hope he wins it, but he's about 11 years older at this point and probably slower then Jake.

Happens at 1am, it'll be very sad if AJ loses. But he did lose to a fat mexican so it's quite possible he'll fumble this one too.

Also I have no idea on the rules don't know how many rounds or the time of them etc. But 1am tonight, gunna be search for a stream in a bit but probably some usual suspects.
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>wepstein files released

it over for uncle wearl
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Gatesmeister caught up in all the wepschtein shit. Glad I'm a Linux loyalist.
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>>83432419
If AJ loses I think boxing as a whole will become the farce it's been threatening to become for a while now.
I'm not mega into boxing, the old man is though so I've been subjected to it, but it's meant to be a sport with some level of "heritage" despite the glitz - so some fucking cocky youtube fag beating a world champ would be dire. At least with Tyson people can point out that he was in his fucking 60s, mentally questionable, and JP still couldn't get the KO
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Blue alien tuppence
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>>83432463
it is in some part a farce just due to how fhe game is. Its harder to break in because all the young fellas are young and hungry.
AJ i think genuinely is a smart guy but I just think he's getting old here. Paul is gunna be juiced to the nines too.
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>>83432513
>Paul is gunna be juiced to the nines too.
Maybe but the height and reach difference is pretty fucking extreme. I dunno, if JP wins I will stop paying all attention to the sport.
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>>83432419
You just know AJ has a ten inch penis. And you just know it's been in lots of white tuppences.
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Tarts waking up tomorrow morning with a hangover still half dressed as naughty Miss Santa Claus farting out Deano's spunk and then waking him up with a blowjob for breakfast while he's still dressed in the cheap elf costume he got off Amazon
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>>83432525
Bit gay to immediately start thinking about black cocks lad
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>>83432521
I think Jake has the advantage to be honest. He's gunna be quicker, he's younger and like I said man, the drug testing for Jake Paul fights is non-existent, it couldnt be which is why none of these fights are ever sanctioned for any tangible title.

Yes AJ has the height and possibly reach (I havent checked) advantage, but age and hunger mean a lot too. Though I think AJ will not disregard the fight and has done research and trained towards it.

I am actually locked out of gambling sites atm (my own choice via GAMSTOP) but 20 quid on Jake Paul might be quite decent.
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>>83432419
not bothered me lad, rather watch 2020 BDO world champs than ngubu vs amerijew
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>>83432419
Im going to bed in 5 minutes, i dont care to stay up.
I will read the "RACE WAR!!!" posts tomorrow
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Please God give me a tuppence in 2026, I can't take another no tuppence year.
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>God when he grants another no tuppence year
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Jake Paul win by KO in round 3
but you didn't hear it from me
Keep it private me lads
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>>83432563
>I will read the "RACE WAR!!!" posts tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stjOxJuZfx4
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Might stick a big bet on and then drink myself to sleep when Jake loses, haven't gambled since 2020, can't remember if I did gamstop kek
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howdy lads
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Never done a gamble in my life lads, unless you count the lottery.
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>>83432666
Not bad but the punches might lose it. But I hope you win though.
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>>83432666
Kek goodluck
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>>83432666
What site? Looks like I self banned my Paddy Power desu those trips are a sign
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>>83432675
>>83432677
>>83432684
Jake Paul over 100 punches is virtually guaranteed, over 150 basically same, he can do 200 easy. Nignog will throw the most though look at the odds
Round 3 is iykyk
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>>83432419
there'll be some level of skulduggery afoot lad, mark my words
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Bet PLACED
RACE WAR NOW
Over 9000 in my account tomorrow
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>>83432695

To be fair I'm hearing less and less about Jake Paul fights as he continues on. I only learnt about this fight about a month ago.
He consistently refuses to fight anyone near his age. He wont even get credit if he wins this fight just for that reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu4yH-rcJA

Good bit of craic though to fill an otherwise quiet Friday
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Can't believe MJ has been pictured with Epstein, that is one person I didn't think would ever be involved in something like that.
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>>83432711
What site laaad x
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saw Avatar when it came out, yeah it was shiny 3D spectacle and it was mint, but that was it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQc0KEk9V74

i actually care what Mark Kermode says, he takes films as they are, i can reliably read/listen/watch his reviews and i think film discussion is interesting.

i am taking him at his word on this one. i haven't seen Avatar 2 or 3 but isn't the whole gimmick that it's on an alien world, like Fantastic Planet or something? i MIGHT be able to enjoy it if so.
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>>83432718
Oh I linked the wrong fucking thign fuck sake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXFR3TmWBfg
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>>83432726
lel when you posted the first one I was like "weird I expected it to be the flashgitz one", but there it is now
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>>83432736
It's a fucking industry out there, my bad for not checking before linking.
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>>83432721
Bet365 my lad
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>>83432650
Same, knew a few gambling addicts and it completely fucked their life up. Not my scene.
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Wollocks status: over 9000
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>>83432840
in the original manhwa, it was actually 'over nine brushels', a reference to the legend of Aito and the Brushels of Rice.
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Dont want to be a DUDE WEED bro.
But I just want to talk about this for a second.

Cannabis must be up there in top plants grown on the planet. It's seen extensive genetic manipulation and when we die and this planet is rubble - if another civilisation comes along they'll go "Oh look they grew this plant a LOT".

What I'm saying is, it has an importance that is significant to the human race. It's ingrained and yet it's illegal.

What I'm saying really is, it's significant enough in human history that it'll always be around, it will be noted by future civilisations. It's a losing battle in the long term fighting it, the wasted money and resources. You may as well figure out how to regulate it.
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>>83432966
i would rather we figure out how to cultivate rice in the UK weedlad
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>>83432989
True and fair, I dont know what we need for rice, everytime I see rice fields its like water and hot. Maybe the warming climate will help us out
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Wonder if porn addiction is real. I'm into some very, very extreme porn recently that never used to be the case. Kinda worried how far it's gonna go
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Am still on that christmas shoppings cus i cannymake up my mind n.n startin to annoy me now so it is
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>>83432989
We grow tea, so maybe rice soon (cope)
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OMG do u actual have to do a captcha 3 times in a row? Am not doing that n_n
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>>83433168
dvsa has this shit when I'm trying to snipe a cancellation for driving test

The 2 quid a month or whatever I paid for the pass has paid for itself if that shit is here too
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Howcome On my phone I only need to do captcha once on my laptop theres 3?
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hi crossy
i liked u
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other than the momcest stuff that was weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4NMSr837Y0
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>>83433195
Any thoughts on a Christmas gift fr zoomer age sister thats also moved into a new flat recently?
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Ngl pineapple is like the 1 ave never got before But yeoww is her favourite nd I know it's strong as usual.cus it fxing stinks
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>>83433222
erm
a makeup bag.
havent a bloody clue what girls my age actually want as presents nowadays now that i properly think about it
maybe an amazon giftcard, gives them more freedom to pick specifically what they want
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>>83433243
mine loves that banana one xx
hope uve been okay xx
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>>83433255
Yea thats waht i was looking at a min ago or perfume at least am on right track then
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>>83433256
Mate yeowww is like catnip Steroids banana apple cigar and my cats favourite the rainbow 1 but theyre all lush
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>>83433280
Get her some sexy thongs x
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LEgalise catnip x n.n
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Ill never forget 25th of de 1998 when my dear old granny got me labubu. Back when christmas still meant something x
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>>83433168
they are properly mad. once you figure out the tricks, they're not so hard. PROTIP: semicircles are always the correct answer.

also, if you take ket, they become impossible. but in a way that's fascinating, like that monglights.webm.
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Ngl this is a top5 youtube shaort ever made n_n https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gkn90Xj0n20
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listen! i would like to know Chika's thoughts on the Avatar film he watched.
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this nighttime group is more comfy and quiet than the mean BULLY daytime one.
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>>83433365
Am just wondering why its only 1 on my phone. If i do enough on laptop will it go frm 3 to 1. x n_n
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>>83433410
Christmas sapirits init
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Beddingham doth beckon X
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>>83433398
top 5 ever is a tall order, but its bretty gud
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Choco. Alco. Dildo. 3 staples of the office secret santa gift x
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https://files.catbox.moe/4c3zua.webm me core rn n.n
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>>83433657
Oh neat, it's not just me who is a mentalist who sits out in the pouring rain getting drenched
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Humiliation ritual ahh candle n_n
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Who else here feel like a alien frm a different planet stranded on the planet earth x
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Concerned that 3i atlas kidnapped HHL n_n
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Quite cute https://www.asos.com/flat-lay-company/the-flat-lay-co-x-asos-exclusive-jelly-makeup-box-in-neutral-cheetahs/prd/205818592#colourWayId-205818594
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>>83433873
wrong planet syndrome, lad. you are an indigo child. but we love you for your quirks!

me, i'm watching that Game of Thrones. mate A said it's good. just watched the first episode and aye, curious to see where this all goes.
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>>83434311
Ave never seen it either. Perhaps nxt year when HBO max comes 2 uk n.n
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Ma mams ws int hollyx
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Labubu arrested my mam T.T
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>>83434722
Didn't raise you all this time for you to turn into a racist. Ya nan died in the hollybobs.
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>>83434736
Sorry dad i know me labubu was in the hollyoaks n_n
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The final cuppa n.n
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>oi lorryanon, want to come in on monday and tuesday next week so we can drop 15 fucking hours on you again without asking while everyone else gets a 1am-2am finish?

yea, no, fuck off see you next year
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Morning lid. We were working through the neighbourhood and couldn't help but notice this property is flagged as Very Naughty by our system. You've got an awful Present Rating this year and would consider yourself lucky to even receive a lone sock or a mouldy orange under the tree for any in this household. Luckily, with a small donation or direct debit to the Helper Shelter we could raise your level to 'Nice' before the big day. Fifty quid a week it'll be. Just sign here.
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>>83435016
Fuck the lots init x
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Off2sleep now..cya
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Morning lads. Woke up early to get a McDonalds breakfast. Love being a chumba. It's the simple pleasures x
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In fucking tears this morning. Just found out that Winnie the Pooh was a nonce the entire time.
Dread to think what Piglet went through.
Have confiscated the books from the Apus.
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Double bacon and double sausage McMuffin? Demolished. Latte? Sipping. Oh aye x
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Proper wollox-freezing weather today lads
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>We are Charlie Kirk
>We carry the flame
>We'll fight for the gospel
>We'll honour his name
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Coffee made me shit my guts up. Definitely needed, feels so nice
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>>83435761
Shan't be venturing out
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Bloke at work was fired because he got exposed as a right wing nut
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Me? Watching telly in beddingtons. Shall be getting up soon to go for me morning walk and some brekkie.
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>>83435912
I bet your boxroom stinks
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>>83435912
>brekkie
i recommend a toasted bacon egg sandwich
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Chika uses his sphincter to avoid paying rent
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Still ill over at my gaff.
Insane amount of snot coming out my nose tbqh
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R likes Walliams and Glitter.
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I do not have a rental contract, tenancy agreement, landlord, or any sort of legal/contractual liability to "pay rent".
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Looks like Michael Jackson was a wrongun too.
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>>83436048
Was surprised that people were surprised desu
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Slept like shit i did
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>>83436048
zionists framing him some more after he called them out in they dont care about us
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>>83436086
I remember uploading my album to google music back in the day and they converted it to the censored version. Pissed me off.
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>>83436048
He doesn't exactly look comfortable there though. These smug people like Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell just took photos with anybody. I don't think being stood next to one of them at some point in time really proves anything.
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Just had a nice 10 hour sleep Corr I must have been tired.
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>In February 2019, Arnold appeared at Harrow Crown Court in north west London to be sentenced after pleading guilty to 12 counts of fraud, and one count each of voyeurism, causing a person to engage in sexual activity and making indecent images of a victim aged under 18. He had been found posing as a modelling agent to take images of women in gyms before posting them online without consent to sell his fitness products.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/sex-offender-pointing-camera-your-33047962

Always gave me the creeps this DJE Media weirdo.
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drunk again arnt i ?
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>>83436124
DJE the child pornographer and voyeur. Shocking, hang him up by his bollocks on a lamp post.
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>>83432693
>>83432598
ur a fuckin mong lad
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>>83436124
I am filming you for my erecti... PROTECTION PROTECTION
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>>83436048
...Is that news to you?
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>>83436095
How do gays avoid getting shit all over the penises when they are having spontaneous sex?
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>>83436148
It's always the white gymcels and brown immigrants isn't it?
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>>83436171
Main answer is that it is not spontaneous.
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Drinking one of these right now. Not bad. Better than that sickly strawberries and cream one.
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Never been to York me.
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>>83436095
Morning Cheeka love, think you'll beat Chelsea?
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SILLY FUCKING CUNTS in this house i swear de lids

Famberg are great n all but FUCK me they are massive spastics
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>>83436200
Yes. Miley and Wissa 2-0.
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>>83432666
kek you lost mongboy
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>>83436200
chelsea's hard to tell nowadays init
they're about as consistent as my sleep schedule
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>>83436218
still can't believe your lot let blunderland win
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>>83436137
Bit early innit lad?
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>>83436247
My cope is that in reality it was a 0-0 game and by bad luck we lost. I mean it true.
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score one right in their goal hole innit?

slight passing interest in the world cup but beyond that football has just never done it for me
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>>83436263
i used to be the same where i liked playing it, the international tourneys, then kept a fleeting interest in it
but as i got older ive gotten more into it, to the point where i started playing footie manager last couple years
sad innit
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>>83436263
Never used to for me either. I mainly got interested again in 2018 since the world cup. Had a period where I watched a load of football documentaries in 2019 and it went from there I think.
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>>83436160
>>83436233
I may have lost the bet but I still won in spirit
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>>83436252
yes it is
*sips*
ahhhh lovly
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Just necked a wacon and omelette roll and two hash browns from Greggs. First thing I've had to eat since Wednesday. Recoverygrind mode well and truly engaged.
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Was supposed to be seeing the family today delivering presents but brother is sulking and mum has diarrhoea! Must have been something they ate at the normie party last night. I'm as fit as a fiddle me.
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>>83436309
Oh aye sounds lush mate. Got to treat yourself when you are on PIP n all that, after all that's what it's there for.
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>>83436309
need an update on steve ASAP
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Am required to go to wifebergs family today for xmas celebrations. Tell you what I really could not give less of a fuck. Got a rubbish cold that means my nose won't stop dribbling and just about zero energy to socialise. It is an extremely hard life they're putting me through.
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>>83436385
>spending all of xmas day in a relatives house
>cant relax in the morning gotta be here at X time
>everyone at each others throats because they cant be arsed with it all
>forced to watch re runs of whatever sporting fixtures have been on
>spend entire day bored out of my fucking mind
>politely tolerate everyone for 7+ hours

its all so tiresome, it SHOULD be a nice time but everyone is so fucking bored of it all , just the one xmas in my own house would be nice
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>>83436416
Yeah agree with that, all gets boring within a couple of hours and then you're forced to enjoy each others company until it's bed time. Not like you even get cool toys to distract you any more, it's just some more crap that you don't really want. I am Grinch.
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>>83436416
>>83436429
Just get pissed
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I'm sure they'll be having a nice family Christmas together this year.
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>>83436350

Dunno haven't seen him/spoke to him since yesterday. Didn't even leave my gaff yesterday. Just bedrotted all day.
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>>83436434
Yeah that is the only option, I surely will but it's still a faff.
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someone rather than no one
ive got no one x
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Weird pain in my arse. Whatever
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>>83436450
What kind of disability does he have?
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Off the drink until Christmas nows.

Having a sober weekend x
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>>83436467
stop bottoming then you mong
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>>83436473
Cute hedgehog
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>>83436473
no point having a fresh start now
its januarys soon x
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Got the text from my dad, same text as every year. "Should we go in the shed again at Christmas?" I told him years ago that we were done, after he threatened to shag my "peachy arse." Don't know why he can't respect boundaries especially at Chrimbo
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HHL gets pissed with his parents on christmas
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I thought HHLs parents abandoned him in a spacker home
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>>83436503
HHL's parents live in a different spacker home. True story.
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HHL is the nappy king of the spacker home
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The thing about Sean is that everyone has quietly decided it's easier to let him exist than to deal with him. He mistakes neglect for freedom, and he mistakes low expectations for respect.
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>>83436258
both teams should be deducted points for that game of 'football'
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off to see it's a wonderful life at the cinema later, oh aye x
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>>83436576
Based and life-affirmingpilled

Went to see it with my mum at the cinema when I was a teenager, one of the last nice memories I have with her. Enjoy lad
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A toast to my big brother George, the richest man in town. It wholesome it lovely.
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>>83436576
corrrr enjoy lid
used to do that every year
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Hitting up my Bumsesh appointments up right until Christmas if that's okay with you? Lots of lovely lads queuing up for my arse, met a head of a major accountancy firm recently and he stirred my guts up something wrong.
Corr, born with 1 bumhole but it destined for a thousand willies x
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>>83436482

It a hamster de id x

>>83436483

My three new years resolutions are:
No sniffing at all in 2026
No smoking at all in 2026
No more drinking out of boredom

Life's better without the wrugs x
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>>83436601
>My three new years resolutions are:
>No sniffing at all in 2026
>No smoking at all in 2026
>No more drinking out of boredom
And you'll have broken all of them by the first week x
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Not looking forward to Christmas me.
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It's going to be a hollow one this year.
Spend all Novermber and December begging for a festive uploaf for the lads to dine on but there not been so much as a crumb. SeasideARMY cornered and fearful; we've heard naught from our lord SeasideMARK in several weeks. We the light in the dark and a father figure to so many with hidden disabilities. Life just isn't the same. Not sure if I want to live in a world without a bacon buppy muppy time or a Curtis haul.
I feel sick.
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git yer gob round me knob n sukit
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Big up the mandem
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Sunderland v Brighton today.

Remember to take care of your mental elf' lids x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atrtoMid9vE
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I am pleased to announce that my spaffingtonberg has been achieved.
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>>83436601
you had the same resolutions last year kek
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What's stopping you look like this?
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no more wanking in 2026
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NO more bumming in 2026
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>>83436699
I dont have any of those shoes.
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>>83436782
Douglas Murray will still be fudge packing daily in 2026.
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>>83436782
That's a shame, you're a generational talent x
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>>83436803
You will still be an incel in 2026.
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miss ssm ngl lats
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Miss my pedo alcoholic dole dosser lolcow lads
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>>83436853
Reckon he's dead. It sad.
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generational anal talent
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SSM spending Christmas behind bars, it lush x
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SSM packing his bags because he has been moved around to another council property for being a nonce. Probably had his windows put through and graffiti sprayed on his door. Who travels from town to town without any reason? Bit odd that!
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generational nonce
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>>83436853
In prison for noncing. It is all a big misunderstanding though.
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I got up at 11:30 today, the earliest I've got up the whole year. Feels pretty good man.
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Wonder if they will ever get the smell of fish and or shit out of the walls of trout towers

Might have to just condemn the place kek
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>>83437018
I noticed the 'Trout Towers' tag has been removed from his flat on Google. Wonder if this means he's moved out
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>>83437033
Probably removed it with the noncing evidence, he didn't want people coming over and knocking the piss out of him for what he did to Marie. Apparently her family used to travel down looking for him years ago that's why he moved around a lot
They don't call him wrongun edward for nothing.
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its either noncing evidence or the fraud team have caught up and threw the book at him for all the phone contracts
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comfy this afternoon lids x
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I think I could sell my used underwear that I've been wearing all week. It just smells so good and makes me horny. Women would love it I think. It's a potent aphrodisiac.
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>>83437099
you got skidders in them lad?
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>>83437126
No I have a clean bottom. It's residues of by ball sweat and penile secretions, as well as cum from after I've wanked and then put them back on.
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>>83437088
Go on Harry my son!
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I'm a soft and sensitive lad. Always have been. Always will be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1n72aCdwdU
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Been another meh year. My best day of the week is Sunday again for the 3rd year in a row.
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>>83437213
What happened in November lad?
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>>83437218
I think it was when I had the flu for 2 weeks
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>>83437213
Can you pull up my mood chart, im interested, thanks lad ta x
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>>83437222
All the data I have indicates that you have been very gay this year
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might have a few jars later. it nearly xmas x
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>>83437225
Sounds about right, thanks for confirming my suspicions lad x
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Remembered when I was 18 and was coke-ranting to this lad I met in a club about 4chan. Keeps me up at night sometimes.
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>>83437226
Everything about this guy is so disgusting
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>>83437237
hes just a neet trying to get through life like the rest of
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aint right what theyve done to our SSM aint right at all
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>>83437251
It ain't right what SSM did to Marie. It ain't right at all
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Wonder if HHL will be sending SSM a Christmas card this year
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>>83437264
Aww that's so sweet, melted my cold heart
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>>83437255
she were over age consenting adult who changed her mind as SSM became youtube famous, reeks of jealously it sad really
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think i put a cigarette out on my arm last night blackout. cigarette burn
what a twat
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one of you is probably naked as you type on this thread
fix your life (hhl)
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Wonder if you'll spend all of Christmas day on 4chan again
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incels suck
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Eva6 being nasty to our helper! Where's your Christmas spirit?
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>>83437255
marie was 23 at the time. 23! he maybe a sexual predator but he ain't a nonce
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>>83437294
too cold for that carry on lad fuckin hell
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>>83437297
I'm not invited to Christmas at my parents this year so yes, I will be spending it with the other lonely lads here. Gonna get drunk as shit
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Wonder what eva6 thinks of the SSM x Marie Healy drama.
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eva is a slag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8&list=RDcglLJJ0Czo8&start_radio=1
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Do they celebrate christmas in Turkey?
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i miss my foreskin desu
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tosser
ur a TOSSA
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>>83437333
be nice mate
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another eva gimmick..
/britfeel/ on it's last legs
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I'd be fuming if I was HHL, nasty pasty eva6 telling HHL his to sort his life out!
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>>83437362
With SSM and shippy gone and crossy appearing every other day, what else do we have?
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wheres helper the drooling spastic? still waiting for him to come rotherham for a scrap but he never turns up. I'll be at Rotherham train station at 5pm, be there or you're a faggot
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>>83437396
Hey Ahmed HHL would absolutely batter you mate.
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>>83437396
with SSM gone we NEED this for our xmas entertainment lads

helper is shit scared of you lad, he never replied to any of your requests
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tough guy waiting alone in the cold at rotherham train station
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>>83437405
>Ahmed
funny that lid i've never met anyone called that, but never associated with pakis either so kinda makes sense
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>>83437300
Fuck u faggot
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>>83437417
I assume you are Pakistani because you are from Rotherham that's all.
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>>83437378
A spam-free thread
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why is eva6 so nasty now?
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>tfw found pic rel that i bought many months ago and lost it instantly

based, this will improve being outside tremendously
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>>83437226
It wine night wine night it wine night
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>>83437410
will be taking me flask to keep warm
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>>83437425
That is a fair assessment lid but i will have you know there are more mareks and pawels than ahmeds in the part of rotherham I am in. Just as bad, white pakis.
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>>83437439
Don't hurt are spacca
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Does Ruthmong have Turkey for Christmas?
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>>83437444
hes mr big balls with the drink and washing powder in him then the next day hes a poor little spacka fren who can do no wrong

I hope he jumps all over his freakishly long neck
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>>83437462
He said before his family doesn't celebrate christmas
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>>83437462
No muslims do not celebrate Christmas, but they do believe that the Virgin Mary gave birth to Jesus not as the son of God but as a prophet.
>>83437469
Oh I wonder why. Might be because he is Muslim.
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>>83437469
Christmas isnt generally celebrated in turkey due to be being mainly a muslim country, the 25th is just another normal day over there
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Suicide. It's always sadder this time of year, isn't it?
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Wish I could sing like Julian Casablancas
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NO racism in the beautiful game lads x
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britfeel is just a spacker's stream-of-consciousness
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>>83437490
Just woke up Ruthlad?
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they say AI worked out the average IQ in britfeel threads, 60. It aint right isit?
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Wish I could shag like Chika
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New thread time lads, is it not

>>83437575

>>83437575



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