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Fuck it. Im need to lose my virginity TONIGHT. This is my first time using this app seriously, I need advice
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>>83429992
Why TONIGHT THO
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>>83429992
why would you voluntarily subject to yourselves to males?
literal torture
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>>83429992
Best way to get aids, trust no one. If you don't take prep you'll get aids
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Bottom or top? Be prepared for tons of old dudes and not cute twinks and femboys like you might be expecting.
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>>83429996
Because im so fucking tired of being a virgin
I tried everything else
Discord
Kik
Vrchat
That 4chan dating app
No dice
Legit My only hope is doing it on grindr

I need to have sex because it will take me away from subhuman status
Call me a loser
Call me a retard
Call me a fag
But you cant call me a virgin
Thats what matters in my view

>>83430009
Because i will never have sex with a woman. Im an incel in that sense. I dont care though.

>>83430011
I intend to wear protection of course
im not silly enough to fuck someone unprotected
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>>83430032
>I intend to wear protection of course
>thinks fags will let you do that
Oh poor anon
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>>83430030
Top
I originally was planning to switch but I havent shaved my body in a while and i feel weird bottoming for someone while looking like this
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>>83429992
Are you looking for hung older black daddies to get topped and lose your vcard?

I commend you for your decision.
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>>83430009
This, honestly. Men are worthless.
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>>83430059
Im the black daddy in this case but Im not old im only 21
Also i preferably would like to have sex with a white person no racism just a preference
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>>83429992
Anon this is really pathetic just have some self-respect. Jerk off and go to bed.
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>>83429992
If you aren't gay then you won't enjoy it. Grindr is seedy. Sex won't solve your problems >>83430032
Sex doesn't make you less of a subhuman. If you think you're subhuman because you've never fucked then sex isn't going to solve it even if you think it will
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>>83430079
>just jerk off to hentai like i do
If i do that
Then im a virgin
An incel
A sexless loser

Nah im done with that
Im going to have sex
One way or another
Im going to fuck someone
Then no one will ever be able to call me a virgin ever again
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>>83430089
Being a virgin isn't so bad
t. KHHV
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>>83430074
This changes things a lot.

I was thinking of like 50+ but you do you and go find a white twink to black
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>>83430089
>just jerk off to hentai like i do
Lmao no. I have a gf. I fuck. I'm just warning you, dude, as someone that has slept with both sexes and even a FtM person: you don't wanna have gay sex with some stranger. Better to stay a virgin until you acquire a gf. At the very least, try plapping fat women from dating apps for experience.
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>>83430011
80% of fags got aids bro.
and the ones who still have their butthole intact will get aids eventually, faggots are the most promiscuous creatures on earth, they only lose to trannies.
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>>83430032
it's better to be a virgin than even have to look at a man, let alone fuck one
>>83430073
I can't wait for the genocide
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>>83430111
>lose to trannies
Dude. I haven't had sex in years.
>>83429992
I really do not know what to tell. I would want to tell you that it is not so big deal but it obviously is to you so...
I really am not a homo-sex expert. Listen to what these guys here tell you.

Alternatively why won't you just go to bar?
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>>83430086
Im a bi fag
Women are way too picky to have sex with me though
Or even touch me
So theres no point

>>83430095
This is copium. If you could have sex you would immediately

>>83430109
>just fuck fat women bro
Not an option

>>83430111
Like i said i plan to do safe sex I would never fuck someone unprotected

>>83430096
Thanks. Im going to try.
I was talking to an attractive white twink on discord but he was far away and didnt want to make things romantic
Made me sad
Now i dont care about relationships anymore
I just want to have sex
Thats the only thing in life that matters anyway
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>>83430120
You do realise what you are anon. You are going to be killed too in this theoretical genocide. No one cares if you are a "femboy" as in the eyes of most you will look just as much like a man as the rest anyway. Your practically calling for your own suicide, which is rather self hating.
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>>83430032
I have a weird pride in being khhv and it's actually starting to hamper my "chances".

>>83430109
Did you find guys attractive? I'm bi curious and I'm tempted to throw in the towel. Like I've jacked off to masc4masc porn so I'm wondering if I'll be ok or incredibly grossed out.
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>>83430120
Sex is the meaning of life
To not have sex is subhuman
Everyone knows this to be true
The only people who deny it are liars or saying so to make virgins feel less bad
Enough with that
Just admit the truth
>>83430171
>its not a big deal
You are just saying this to make me not feel bad. Its ok. You dont have to lie. Being a virgin male is a pathetic. Im done being pathetic. I want to be great.

>go to a bar
And do what
I genuinely dont understand how this would fix any of my problems
I need to have sex immediately
Thats my main problem
Woman
Guy
Tranny
Dont care
Need to have sex. Need to feel the touch of another human being. I absolutely need to do this
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>>83430174
>If you could have sex you would immediately
I had two opportunities to hook up and I declined both of them.
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Wish I could suck cock off grindr but no one wants me on there. Im like sub3 jfl
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>>83430233
Congratulations you are only of the few people who dont see sex as the meaning of life
Most people do

>>83430248
Describe yourself
Im in a similar situation
Though i havent tried grindr seriously yet
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>>83429992
Grindr is unusable and full of bots. Use Sniffies.
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>>83429992
Get some PEP and take it after the sex, just to be safe.
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>>83430299
Thanks i will try both to improve my chances

>>83430304
How much is prep? Also you think i should use it with wearing protection? Thanks
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I think OP is a bit retarded.

I think it would be unethical to have sex with him. It would be almost like pedophilia.
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>>83430011
Yeah but that's so hot.
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>>83430215
sex for the sake of sex is stupid, you are retarded, literally no different from using your hand, you are porn brained

proper romantical sex involves an emotional attachment and deeper bonding, which is what you need, you don't need another human to tug on your penis
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>>83430283
>Describe yourself
fat af and nonwhite kek
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>>83429992
I wish I was still a virgin. If I were you I wouldn't settle for less than Stacy including trans Stacy.
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>>83429992
Probably write something like "this is my first time, I'm nervous, I need you to be pacient with me"
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>>83429992
Using grindr for desperate anonymous homosexual encounters instead of Sniffies is...lol.
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>>83429992
Look for FTMs, offer weed, ggez
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>>83430032
>Vrchat
so you must have had e-sex at least. then you are kind of ready. you did the trial run
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>>83429992
If you are straight, the post nut clarity will probably be brutal lmao

If you are a top, I wouldn't jump into bed with anyone. You want to thoroughly vet people first for their diets and shit (if they have a shit diet, it will start to stink more the longer sex goes on even if they douche before hand lol). Most fags are bottoms so you are a valuable commodity, and should only go after cute twinks.

From my bottom friends experiences;
If you are a bottom, most "tops" are actually lying and are either switches or bottoms in disguise. They will try to flip the script on you. Be firm in saying no if its not what you want.
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hairy male asshole doesnt count as losing virginity lmao
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>>83431330
Im absolutely not straight but yea ill fuck anyone who is at least somewhat twinkish. Like as long as they shave thats good enough for me ill fuck rhat no problem. My goal is to no longer be an incel. Thank you for the advice though

>>83431759
So shaved male asshole certainly does. Thanks for clarifying
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>>83430464
Thanks i will do that

>>83430846
I will try both to maximize results

>>83430940
Ftms are women and only want chad not me
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>>83429992
This nigga finna get topped ah hell nah
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>>83431872
Not getting topped
I would be down to though
But im not fully shaved
I would only bottom fully shaved
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>>83431872
>his nigga finna get topped ah hell nah



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