>calls me princess in bed and in the streets too>does everything i ask for>spoiling me makes him horny>loves carrying me around>almost cums from eating my pussy>sees the world's most beautiful woman when he looks at me, not a greasy skinnyfat femcel>would kill for me.
I'd want this but only if my girlfriend took me for granted, didn't appreciate me, and constantly cheated on me with other dudes without feeling bad or apologizing.
>>83430036Most men will treat you like this. It's not a tall order.
>>83430036I'd do that. Just not for you but certainly for someone.
>>83430036Do I need to bathe you too, my princess?
>>83430047She doesn't want most men to do this for her, she wants chad to do it.
>>83430036this is a male incel board. you're trespassing.
>>83430036I open the passenger door of my car for my gf.
>>83430043i'm not into cucking>>83430047no they expect us to treat them like the princess nowadays and it's so offputting>>83430056i would love that and if you did my hair too
>>83430070>i'm not into cuckingThwn why did you even post? Get off my board.
>>83430070nta but do i get to choose your hairstyle??
>>83430070>i would love that and if you did my hair tooI'll need to learn how to do that... Can I also change your diet though? I can cook for you but I tend to eat quite healthily (especially lots of protein!).
>>83430070>no they expect us to treat them like the princess nowadays and it's so offputtingConsidering all the shit i see woman doing thats for granted i aint spoiling chicks unless theyre hot enough or with no baggae. Also eating pussy is fucking basedboy move and youll likely get throat cancer if she fucked with other guys so thats why u see man avoid it. like hell any guy will trust you a virgin lmao.
>>83430036Perfect bait OP. The whole "greasy skinnyfat femcel" bit will really get them going. but seriously, do something else with your time jeez.
>>83430105>you'll get throatcancer Little evidence for it, but even if it were true it's totally worth it.
>>83430036being skinnyfat and virginity aren't flaws for a woman the same way they are for a man
>>83430070>no they expect us to treat them like the princess nowadays and it's so offputtingNo, I want a gf to treat like a princess and dote and pour all of my love into. Women don't actually want this, though.
>>83430036Yeah I would, but only if you behave like a princess and not like an undignified brat.
>>83430090sure but it should be princessly>>83430102i love it when men cook for me but i also generally eat healthy the reason why i am skinnyfat is my sedentary lifestyle>>83430108i posted it for me because i'm horny
>>83430036Sorry becky but princess treatment is Stacy only, you however can be my bed wench
>>83430151>i posted it for me because i'm hornyCan relate would like to fill a women with cum like stuffing a turkey in christmas well. This christmas ideally. Thankfully AI is a thing so i can rp it at least...
>>83430151whats the best meal a man has ever cooked for you? what kind of meals do women even like? i imagine they want something thats healthy more than something that tastes good
>>83430057No one thinks about Chad more than you barely closeted homos.
>>83430036i want a bf who will treat me like his older sister... and he will be my perverted young brother~
>>83430310You are a balding, 30+ male with weight issues and an anime addiction.
>>83430036>gets tired of being treated like a princess>gets bored of him and wants another man>files divorces>that same man is now broken and no longer believes women are princessesbefore losing all faith early this year i actually had a goofy 'fetish', i wanted to make my gf sit on a stool in the bathroom so i could wash her body.but oh well.
>>83430310Shit this is pretty hot ngl and have secret sex in the bathroom while staying quiet from parents. Goddamn.
>>83430036You want a man who fulfills your base primal instincts; resources and attention. You are a biological female in the same way men are biological males. Your male equivalent is the guy wants a harem to suck his dick get nut in all day.Control your passions enough to treat men like people.
>>83430036>almost cums from eating my pussyWhy only almost?
>>83430036Great, you will never have it because you're an entitled pathetic little loser.>>83430043This, I respect to no end though.
>>83430070>no they expect us to treat them like the princess nowadays and it's so offputting>but it's fine when I expect them to treat me like one instead because double standards are all I know>I will mentally never mature and am a dumb entitled stupid cuntFTFY
>>83430070How about the hair between your legs?
>>83430310What's a sister-brother relationship like? Surprisingly I've only met a few of those years ago.
I want a gf that treats me like a king>calls me m'lord in bed and in the streets>ploughs fields and tends livestock>paying taxes makes her grateful>loves singing my praises>never cums>sees the world's most successful leader when she looks at me, not an inbred spoiled obese retard>would sacrifice herself for me
>>83430185my ex made some great pot roast amongst other dishes but that was my favorite>>83430337why would i get tired? this is my fantasy>>83430346yeah i know i will never have it, just let a girl dream >>83430357it doesn't sound possible>>83430367men and women are different, were you born yesterday
>>83430405>it doesn't sound possibleHabeeb it!
>>83430036I had a gf like that and it was annoying as shit. And I'm even submissive like>almost cums from eating my pussyYeah that's pretty much me but she was just a huge manipulative bitch who wanted me to agree to every single thing. No thanks.
>>83430331sounds really exciting to be this person youre describing, but unfortunately, that not me>>83430339ywaaaaasaass! do you live with your parents? shall we do it at your place?
>>83430310So I can steal your panties and sniff them, big sis?
>>83430036Are you worth killing for?No way I'd be this infactuated with a "ok" looking/mid/below average lady
>>83430431>do you live with your parentsYes for now. No reason to move out. I love my family and my hot old sister even more in this case.>shall we do it at your place?Our place ;)
>>83430375what are you asking? i don't remove it>>83430419wow what is that toy>>83430476i am not a gigastacy
>>83430036>i wantstopped reading there.
I want to eat out a girl so badly. I want her pussy juices in my mouth and I want her to give me a footjob/make me cum at the same time she squirts
>>83430534>what are you asking?If I can wash it and condition it and oil it and make it all pretty and big and fluffy.>i don't remove itThank goodness. It wouldn't be very princessly if you were walking around with bare genitals like some sort of harlot.
>>83430402I kek'd at this. We really should make them pay taxes. We lead them after all.
>>83430036Are you worth being treated like princess though?
>>83430036>>83430070and what value do you offer?
>>83430645sure. i love caressing my pubes too. they are so long.>>83430855>>83430859i have a beautiful virgin vagina, is that not enough?
>>83430909>i have a beautiful virgin vagina, is that not enough?That's certainly valuable, but I want family, not second job. Will your beautiful virgin vagina give birth to my kids?
>>83430036He won't even quit porn for you and you fantasize like this? Women like you are pathetic. Relationships are pathetic. I will continue to pump and dump gullible women like you and then go back to doing fun shit instead of being your emotional tampon because you were abused as a child or daddy didn't love you or whatever.
>>83430936holy projection. take your meds schizo.
>>83430909i always imagined a princess would be shaved and well groomed desu, are you going to freak out when i shave you and wax you?
>>83430036How much do you weigh? For your own sake, be honest.
>>83430036Where are u from and what are ur standards?
>>83430944i wouldn't mind if someone else did it for me, i just can't be bothered to do it myself>>83430949142 pounds currently
>>83430975>too lazy to shaveare you just going to sit around all day? im going to have to force you to exercise and choose all your food arent i...
>>83430909Thank you, princess. I'll comb them too and make them all fluffy to give you the biggest most elegant bush in all the lands.
>>83430944>>83431015Avast thee knave, do not harm a single hair on the princess' mound!
>>83430975>142 pounds currentlyMake that 125 or less and you got a deal.
I would do this for you if you weren't a greasy skinnyfat femcel. Why don't you just lose weight, go to the gym and clean your skin?I'd even kiss your hands if you were even decently pretty, but if you don't take care of yourself you can rot on your own.
>>83431079sorry, i need a modern day princess, not a wench from the 16th century
>>83431240If you're looking for a pubeless harlot, simply pick one off the streets, there are plenty to go around.
>>83431285those are actually called stacies, the harlots DO have pubes
>>83430036Please be in Europe, originalpostongimfn
>>83431304Harlots clear the brush to be welcoming of all travelers. Chaste maidens know that the comfort of home includes natural overgrowth of the thicket they know very well.
>>83431350its the sex/body/everything positive whores you have to be careful of, pubes hiding visual signs of stds, theyre the ones engaging in risky casual sex, they're disease incubators
>>83430534The toy? It's just a chastity cage. They're not necessary in order to make a man cum hands free but they're helpful because it's much more probable to cum hands free after not having an orgasm for a while and having a bunch of semen backed up ready to explode, and the cage reminds him to keep his hands off it so it can build up for his princess.
>>83430975>142 pounds currentlyCup size?
>>83431377historically it is the opposite. people shaved because they were at greater risk.
>>83430036What do you provide that makes you worthy of such treatment?
>>83430105Throat cancer is on the raise due to violent throat fucking by penises not pussy.
>>83430310Would you find it weird if your bf actually had an older sister? Asking for a friend.
>>83430036Girl you are into femdom. That's great but own it. I would love that sort of a relationship but you have to actually tell me what to do, take charge, y'know.
>>83430036What do you bring to the table im that relationship? It would need to be an 80/20 split of duties. You support your man in every shape and form, he then in Turn, does the same while providing for the household.
>>83430310What would a relationship like that look like? What would you want your younger brother bf to be like?
>>83430036This is pretty much my fetish. I love worshiping womenBut im taken rn. 3 different FWB/Girlfriends in ENM relationships
>>83430036i hope you in shape so you arent too heavy to carryand you only get princess treatment if you give me king treatment and submit to my rule
>>83430036I want to be treated like a princess too, but like a princess who doesn't know stuff. I want to be told when and how to do stuff, how to do stuff, and be called good anytime I do it. I want him to love me very much, listen to me when I complain about stuff, helps me solve my problems, will kiss every part of my body, and will let me stay home in bed while he works.
>>83430036samebut i'm ugly
>>83434161>will kiss every part of my bodyEven your anus?
>>83434558If he wants, but I wouldn't make him do that
>>83434563Every princess should have her ass kissed.
