This isn't true but even if it was I don't see how it could lead to an interesting thread.

>>83430139
lol incel, hookers aren't sex.

>>83430139
How many STDs do you have? Is your dick alright or has it fallen off completely?

>>83430144
It is true. Thread is to maybe help anons who are struggling with inceldom and their perception of sex.
>>83430168
Felt like sex to me.
>>83430175
None at the moment. I might have herpes but it never showed anywhere so I'm not sure on that one. I did get some bad yeast infections more than once but you can put some cream and in a week you are good to go.

>>83430139
Are you a sex tourist? How did you accumulate such an impressive body count? Even for a dedicated monger 2000 is a big number. Do you go to places such as Philippines and Thailand?

>>83430139
How do I find a decent looking escort that'll do degenerate roleplay? How much of a language barrier is there? Assuming you've been to other countries of course.

>>83430139
Do you often post fake stories online to feel better about your otherwise empty existence?

>>83430139
anon your wife is a shapeshifter and you are breaking her heart every time you have sex with her other forms

>>83430242
>Are you a sex tourist?
Not anymore I guess. I've done sex tourism but I can't justify doing it now that I'm married.
>How did you accumulate such an impressive body count?
Time and being too horny. From the time I turned 16 and my father took me to lose my virginity with a stripper I got hooked by it. I would hire a different woman every thursday, friday, saturday and sunday from then on until college. On college I would try to sleep with the woman there but on the days I wasn't able to I would just hire a hooker and get it done. Over time it accumulates. I've also had three and foursomes both paid and unpaid with me being the only male.
>Do you go to places such as Philippines and Thailand?
I did go once to both places. I spent about three months on those countries combined and would sleep with 2 or 3 woman a day. Another place that is good for it is Bali and Maldives. You can pickup other tourists quite easy.
>>83430261
>How do I find a decent looking escort that'll do degenerate roleplay?
Search for one you find decent looking and then send a message asking if she does degenerate roleplay. Tell you can pay more if she says no.
>How much of a language barrier is there?
Not much I don't do much talking. Just enough to negotiate the price and almost all hookers understand that no matter the language barrier.
>>83430277
Can't remember any right now but I'm sure I've lied on 4chan.
>>83430293
It's her fault. Why can't she turn into her other forms in our house and makes me go out searching for them?

>>83430139
Statistically several of them must have had disgusting pussy smell, no?

Where did you get all this money from?

>>83430139
I would rather have sex with one person. To be honest you're not cool or admirable

>>83430210
>yeast infections
Where? How do these manifest?

>>83430139
does your wife know this

>>83430462
Some of the unpaid ones had a more sweaty smell. The ones I paid I could tell to go take a shower or I could leave without paying if I thought it was that bad.
>>83430480
My father has his own business and he would pay me to work with him since I was 14. During college he would send me money and after college I started working for the company so I could inherit it and he could retire. I'm paid more than 250k as the vice president right now.
>>83430623
Everywhere. I got a bad rash on the sides of where the balls are and penis itself started cracking up and there were a bunch of tiny cuts all over it. It sucks but it's easily fixed with specific anti fungal creams.
>>83430637
She knows I'm experienced but I don't think she knows the extent of it.

>>83430772
>specific anti fungal creams
Which specific ones?

>>83430872
I don't know the name of the one I used but you can google "treatment for candidiasis" and use any.

>>83430139
I want to fuck a skinny girl with HUGE tits. Where do I go to maximize my chances of finding a hooker like this?

>>83430139
slept? should have fucked them baka wasted chances

>>83431600
Asia in general. Your best bet would be Singapore, a lot of the top hookers from China, Taiwan, Thailand and Philippines go there. Look for chinese ones.
Now if by HUGE you mean truly humongous then you should go to Colombia but they won't be that skinny just your normal not obese type.
>>83431607
What a blunder. Can only regret it now.

>>83432243
Whats it like talking to hookers? What are they like? Do they talk about their lives or anything? I always wondered about the underbelly of society

who was the hottest? who was the craziest? who swallowed the most cum? who was the youngest?

>>83432321
>Whats it like talking to hookers? What are they like? Do they talk about their lives or anything?
Talking will depend on the situation. If you are at a bar/brothel then they are like saleswoman trying to say anything to entice you into buying her time. If it's an already booked hooker then they aren't trying to sell as much so conversation is more natural instead of trying to entice you into getting horny all the time.
Quite a few of them will tell you about their lives if you ask and I usually do because I'm a curious guy. Two stories I can tell you.
Once I went to a stripper place and there wasn't any other customers so one of the girls sat next to me while I was drinking beer to try and get me to pay for some alone time with her, she spent an hour or so just massaging my cock while she told me she had been hooking and stripping since she turned 18 and used to make a lot more money when she was younger (she was 30 at the time) and that she was too lazy to ever work. Then she showed me a photo of her lesbian daughter and talked how she was glad her daughter was lesbian because of how ugly the daughter was.
Another time I was in another country and I was passing by the "hooker street" and one woman approached me and told me her price and she kept slashing her price while I refused until the price was way too cheap so I said yes and brought her to my room. Later when we were cuddling after I ordered some food for us and asked her why she did that and she told me that her mother had left to marry a new guy and she was the eldest daughter and was raising her little sister and little brother and she couldn't find work anywhere and needed to buy food for them. Quite a sad situation.

>>83432331
>who was the hottest?
Hottest was a runaway model. She was very pricey too. 5k/h but it was a good memory.
>who was the craziest?
I once hired this "goth" chick who had a bunch of tats, had cut her tongue so she have two small tongues Idk the name for that, had a bunch of piercings, had self hard scars. She was also a witch and offered services in cursing people and such things.
>who swallowed the most cum?
It was a japanese woman I hired. But I hired her for blowjobs because of porn. I got a fetish for japanese blowjobs for whatever reason so I hired her for an entire weekend and she spent most of it sucking me off and I always came in her mouth.
>who was the youngest?
No idea. If she is at a bar or in the streets I assume she is at least 18 and do my thing and when I hire from an escort site they might say they are 18 while being older. So there is no way to know.

>>83432656
>Hottest was a runaway model.
>not his wife
YOU LOST

>>83433092
My wife isn't a hooker. I assumed he was asking about them not about all my experiences.
My wife still wouldn't be the hottest lmao

>>83433137
is your wife even hot?

>>83432656
>>who was the hottest?
>Hottest was a runaway model. She was very pricey too. 5k/h but it was a good memory.
yeah i hear you can hire runway models, beauty queens, newsreaders, weathergirls, kinda crazy to think even professional women are available for the right price, i hear even celebrities do it for the big bucks

>>83433154
Yes. She is a normal looking petite white woman.
>>83433186
Pretty much. I'm not yacht girl rich so I could never get a famous celebrity or even a supermodel. They are too out of my price range lol
Not all women do it and even the ones who do are usually doing it through an agent of sorts who specializes in providing woman to suit your taste.

>>83433223
>Yes. She is a normal looking petite white woman.
what do you mean by that? do you regret getting marrried because you can no longer sleep aroun/d

>>83433244
>what do you mean by that?
She is attractive and I'm quite fond of petite women but she isn't a model. I have no issues with how she looks, I'm quite happy with it.
>do you regret getting marrried because you can no longer sleep aroun/d
No regrets and I can still sleep around if I want to.

>>83430139
>Slept with 2000+ women
Bro how the fuck do you even meet that many different people let alone sleep with them?

>>83430139
Just imagine what you could have done with that cash if you'd only jerked off.

>>83433312
Not that hard you just have never done the math. If you go to a big enough college there should be 1000 people enrolling at the same time. That means 500 women at your year, 1500 for the upper years and 500 new women until you graduate. That's 3500 potential women to sleep with. That's just the girls from your own college.
>>83433325
I can't think of anything that I could have done with the money that I didn't do. I make a lot of money working at the family business and my family is well off enough that they gave me enough when I wasn't working. I would have more in savings that's about it.

>>83433372
Have you ever been tempted by the girl to run away with her?

>>83433470
I don't understand the question. Could you please be more specific?

>>83433300
>No regrets and I can still sleep around if I want to.
explain how you can still sleep around? doesn't your wife care that yoou sleep with other women? does she sleep with other men.?

>>83433523
>explain how you can still sleep around?
The easiest way would be to hire a hooker during my lunch hour and then go on as if nothing happened. Very common occurrence among executives.
>doesn't your wife care that yoou sleep with other women?
She does but I don't see how she could stop me if I truly wanted to.
>does she sleep with other men.?
Not that I'm aware of. She could be cheating on me, I don't spend 24/7 with her so it's always possible but I don't think it's likely. She also wouldn't get much in the divorce if she was cheating because of the prenup.

>>83433484
>I don't understand the question. Could you please be more specific?
like she wanted you to leave your wife for her?

>>83433920
My escapades happened before I was married and at the first sign that the hooker was treating it as more than a transaction I would stop seeing her.
If I do something now I'll hire a pro who understands she is a hooker there for a session and that's it. Would never mess with sugar babies and the like who could misinterpret it as her being my mistress and trying to win favor over the wife.
I love my wife and plan on dying of old age together with her.