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i fucked up killing ymself and it didnt work

>put socks where the carotids are
>loop the other end of the slipknot around the doorknob to shorten it multiple times so pressure is increased (didnt loop enough times here)
>lay in a manner where pressure is increased

>it just strangles/asphyxiates me for the most part and i thrash around for a few seconds and then let myself choke for a bit expecting the explodey head feeling to lead into me passing out at least

>it displaces the socks

>try again
>similar results

how do i do better and succeed next time? gooners are able to die with this method without the socks and without even trying. wtf am i doing wrong
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>>83430777
don't do it? its as simple as that
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>>83430777
nobody cares just do it or dont faggot
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>>83430777
you're just going to get brain damage if you keep trying this
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>>83430777
Read complete suicidal manual by Wataru Tsurumi
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>>83430777
retard use beanbags on the main arteries and then tighten with a winch.

anything that needs some kind of meme setup where you lay in a specific way will get ruined cause you will start subconsciously thrashing around after passing out.
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>>83430777
anon dont kill yourself. go to the nearest thai massage place first, let them tickle ur balls, u will reconsider death.



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