Are you ready to serve your country, incels?
>>83430858Lmao.Too much toxic masculinity in the military. We need to ban men entirely and only draft women
>>83430858Jokes on you Jew Jewberg, I'm too unhealthy in both mind and body to even qualify for enlistment! If war really does kick off I'm placing my bets that somehow russia breaks up into multiple countries
Already served and did my time as a 27 year old zoomer. Have fun in the trenches guys.
>>83430858I will be servicing my country durring war time by sexually satisfying our troops wives while they are fighting overseas!You may thank me for my service!
why is canada so good at war despite their culture?
>>83431538Good news, veterans are first to be called back to service durring draft war time.Don't worry, I will keep your wife satisfied while you show the Zoomers how to be proud patriots.You may thank me for my service.
>>83431559Nope, I'm literally disabled. Don't worry I'll bang your millennial wife while you fight with the other younger zoomers Uncle.
>>83431568>DisabledDon't worry, they will revaluate that and magically realize it was misdiagnosed.As I said, no need to worry, I will sexually satisfy your wife while you are trying to be a brave patriot and do your patriotic duty to the country you love.
>>83431568How many black children are you raising?Lol
>>83430858i work for the supply chain so i'm off the hook, die mad losers
>>83430858If your top general is a woman, I think the only thing you're ready for is defeat and subjugation.
>>83430858>Canada>"we're ready for war"Lol, no we aren't. The recruitment situation is dire, nobody wants to join. Our equipment is ancient. Our navy is basically unusable, our airforce is only effective at bombing dune coons who can't shoot back. I don't think our army even has any anti-air capability. This country is dead anyways. I wouldn't lift a finger to defend this place, let alone go overseas to fight for it.
>>83431636>>83431896Get in the front line Uncle you are serving in the trenches. Have fun!
>>83432018She means against their own citizens.Don't worry, Canadian military was already caught trying to run psyops involving wolves running rampant so stay at home.
>>83430858Imagine being commanded by this fucking thing. Canadians are KEKED
>>83430858She cried on live television about discrimination in the army
>>83432028>Grrr get at the front line uncle>oh ummm you are old but you better serve with those heckin young Gen Z kids.>I'm DiSaBlEd! The government would never take my free gibs and use me as cannon fodder!Lol. You are so ass mad you aren't even trying to make sense. Just desperate to cope with that you are going back.
>>83432018why is your country going to war????? who is at war there is palestine and russia????? two of your states and all of your conservatives are trying to join america????? are you attacking with art hoes?????
>>83430858If there's a draft and I'm elligible, I'm dodging it.
>go become a murderer and risk being killed yourself>go to prison where I get to sleep and live all dayhmm tough one
>>83432131Xir yes xir, I will smash the patriarchy xir!
im legally retarded ill pass
>>83430858I'd sooner booby trap my house to blow up the officers trying to draft me
I'd rather fight against and kill the traitors in our government than fight strangers halfway around the world who did nothing to me
>>83430858Mmmm I love a women in military apparel
>>83431559>>83431545Very based. Hold your head up high and hers pushed deep into the mattress, hero. Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v5fa5YOFIM
>>83433354Thank you, I will be playing this as I cum deep inside of a soldiers wife and think abput my benefits raising the child.Also not as good as your song but also something I used to play when fucking a soldiers wifehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GbAjjFjaSc0
>>83432042Lol the cope. Can't believe you have those downloaded you gay fag lmao. Have fun!
>>83433881>Uh Oh, he's actually right about me being drafted.... what can I say to still look cool.>Ummm... Ummm... COPE! (yeah I totally sound cool now, I better run away)I agree, you need to go put your wifes son to bed while your wifes boyfriend blesses you with a second child. Lol.
>>83430858Canadian military is a joke. They only this year got enough people to enlist because they preceded it with a 30% raise in salary, which is still very shit-tier compared to civvie jobs.If you're in the reserve as a part-timer, it's even worse. Typical daily pay as a Private reservist is $140, which for the mutts reading this translates to $101 usd. And most shifts are over 8 hours long. Literal dogshit pay for being some upjumped officer's bitch all day long.
>>83433897Lol gay boy lol i bet you jack off to those images lmao
