Why do employer niggers care about resume gaps, are they too fucking stupid to understand that life is more than wageslaving?>DURRR WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T WORKING DURING THIS TIME PERIOD THIS IS AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE CONCEPT FOR ME GRRRRR WHY AREN'T YOU A WAGESLAVE WORKING 24/7/365 REEEEEEEEEAnd these employer faggot niggers will ask the stupidest questions during an interview for the simplest jobs "Tell me a time when you went above and beyond for the customer" motherfucker this is a cashier jobs STOP ASKING ME BULLSHIT QUESTIONS ALL I HAVE TO DO IS RING UP THE CUSTOMER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME THE WAGIE JOB BITCH
it's a test how much you'll humiliate yourself for that BS job you got to treat with contempt, too. Shamelessly lie into their faces
>>83430900>You will either hire me or one of us will leave this room in a body bag.Works every time.
this is how women and minorities always feel
>>83430900Businesses don't like paying or training people, so they put in as many filters as they can. I believe it's beneficial to a business just to look like they're hiring so they don't mind leaving positions open.Basically you need to be as shameless and sociopathic as they are. Just lie. Tell white lies. Me? My only "job experience" is doing volunteer work for a month, stretching it into 3 years of work experience on my resume. I haven't gotten hired but I would be totally hopeless if I told the truth.
>>83430900real talk. I've been unemployed for almost 2 years. what should i say as an excuse for NEETing in my mom's basement?
>>83430900just say your mom or family member was sick and you had to help them. the fuck are they gonna do? call your mom and validate it?
>>83430900>Why do employer niggers care about resume gaps, are they too fucking stupid to understand that life is more than wageslaving?That is the incorrect answer, and why you are a bad goy. Your jewboss wants good goycattle slaves who have nothing more important in life but to work for jewshekel.Being able to exist for any extended period of time outside of the shekel mines makes you dangerous, because it shows you have both free will and the ability to sustain yourself without groveling to your jew overlord. If you can survive for a year, two, without begging Mr. Noseberg for extra hours, that means you'll be a less obedient goyslave. You might be upset when they short you overtime pay, or make you work weekends you were supposed to be off, or actually demand some sort of respect in the workplace instead of being the livestock you're expected to be.A man who just bought a house, has kids, is a good thing to your HR jew; if you put yourself in a position where missing a paycheck might make you lose your mortgage, that's a good thing. They want government niggercattle like the TSA who can't go two fucking extra weeks before getting a their full back pay without weeping about how dey kids be starvin' widdout dat check. Meanwhile you somehow managed to go 6 months without groveling in front of your jewboss?Let's say you tell the HR jew your absence was to "take care of a sick family member" for example? You consider that a noble thing, a sacrifice you made for your kin? That is not how the jew sees it; they see that as the ultimate red flag. What if another family member gets sick later? The fact you'd even consider leaving your jewbicle to take care of blood makes you useless to the company. A good goy misses the birth of their child, doesn't mind that their wife is being fucked by the neighbor while you are gone... because a good goy isn't going to let something that trivial be a reason to miss work and cost your jew master money.
>>83430979Absolutely false, as I just explained above. This is literally the worst thing you can tell an HR jew. This very scenario was described as a massive do-not-hire red-flag to HR-in-training in their jew daycares. Even our lawyer noted this scenario as the reason why you're not going to get hired, and suggested you say anything else. You could literally say you were in prison and it would look less bad on you than daring to leave the shekel mine willingly.
>>83430900Ok nigger it's a corporate shit test but it's really not that hard to answer. If you weren't actually doing anything with your time then just lie
>>83430900It's an opportunity to be creative. So you didn't work for 3 years. No big deal? Or is it? Did you collaborate on various creative projects building an online brand with an audience and launching a website? Or did you play persona and post on the 4chan the whole time? Just bee yourself.
>>83431043why does he have to lie? what are they testing for?
>>83430900Same as retarded>what did your previous jobquestion. Why the fuck do they ask this? If I left for good reason (like being badly treated, or underpaid, or exploited etc) it shouldnt matter to you, and if I left for "le bad" reason (like coming in drunk, yelling at people, or just getting bored with the place) I'm obviously going to lie about it. So you're asking me to either tell you something you don't care about, or to lie
>>83431062Desperation, and a lack of ambition.>>83431058Those who have the means to survive running their own company aren't going to be good goy either. Trying to make yourself look good as some self-starter entrepreneur, means that as soon as work starts to suck you might move on, or think about competing with your boss to do it better. They want niggercattle. Obedient, aimless, dependent on that paycheck, with no ambition or desire to ever look for better. That is the perfect employee they seek.
>>83431091>Desperation, and a lack of ambition.i think you want everyone to be a liar because it benefits you more
>>83431091So how about tell them you're trying to go steady with some girl and you want to prove you can support her? While having no bitches of course.
>>83431091Right. We're talking about McJobs here. In that case make a fake company with a friend and claim you were doing part time maintenance and he closed the company. It's basically unverifiable
>>83430900They basically want to hire for the perfect employee who doesn't exist. They'll show up on time, fit in, gladly get paid cents and never complain about doing unpaid overtime, unpaid breaks, and are qualified but not too qualified or under qualified. They're good at their job but not too good so faggots who've been there 20 years don't feel insecure and get their panties in a bunch. Every question in an in person interview is to gauge your personality. Even worse if it is a woman, which it usually is, because these are the epitome of normie cattle. Did you not make direct eye contact the whole time and looked away a few times? Woops, can't have a school shooter in our building. Let me ask you a couple other retarded questions. How would you describe yourself? Where do you see yourself in 5 years? What are your greatest qualities? If the interview is too HR coded when the job isn't even white collar you know it is bullshit. Like nigga I'm not interviewing for an 80k a year position. The whole interview process is to see if you're normie/neurotypical coded or not. This meme is not a joke. Trust me, you may think it is satire and blowing things way out of proportion but it isn't.
>>83431091Desperation is not really a negative thing in this context. If someone is desperate for a job then odds are they are going to put decent effort into it if they end up getting it and won't just walk out on the job.
>>83430900just say "I signed an non disclosure agreement"they can't do shit
>>83430900why do you even go to those interviews, its an humiliation ritual. I've never went to any, when they call by phone or send emails I explain work is a contract, if they want a meeting, hire me, pay for it. Im selling my working time, the resume is all am I willing to deliver them for free.>resume:>this is me>I do X>Pay me YI do the same when im leaving a job>b-but u cant just leave>*leaves*
>>83431194>In that case make a fake company with a friend and claim you were doing part time maintenance and he closed the company. It's basically unverifiableSee, this goy gets it. You're better off literally lying about employment they can't prove than admitting you were unemployed, or working for yourself.>>83431112I'm an employed sex-haver on a board of neets, and have 35+ years of experience including being an insider with the HR jews. I know what I'm talking about, and I'm trying to save a few goyim that deserve better from a miserable job hunting experience. Since you're not going to ever rise up against anyone, the best I can do is help you keep your head down and be good goy for Mr. Noseberg.No HR jew wants and employee that's going to leave as soon as they can do better. No HR jew wants an employee that is motivated enough to run their own business, let alone one that actually succeeded at one for multiple years without needing to beg for their McShekels. That's the kind of shit you brag about on college applications, or when trying to get angel investors for some bullshit tech scam, not when you're trying to get a McJob. >>83431413>Desperation is not really a negative thing in this context.Exactly. You need to pretend to be a jew yourself to understand how the jew thinks. An employer that isn't desperate isn't going to put up with as much bullshit as one who is.
>>83431152>So how about tell them you're trying to go steady with some girl and you want to prove you can support her?Maybe not quite worded that way, but yes... something like "I'm trying to find a stable job long-term..." so you and your imaginary girlfriend can have a few kids and a 50 year Trump Mortgage would be good for one of those "where do you see yourself in 5 years..." questions. You want to come off convincingly normal, but with no ambitions beyond working your job and consooming your product. You're already going to have a hard enough time in any corpo job just being White and male. You're literally on a no-hire list with many jewcorps, and the kikes have bragged about this fact openly on their jewish social media over and over again. But they still need a few good obedient goyim in many careers since the browns are so terrible at actually doing the work, even if they can hire 5 shitty brown employees for the price of 1 White one.
