I just paid $17 for this. Im so disappointed in myself. I fucking hate myself for spending a cent on slop.
>>83430981you already paid for it, no point in regretting it, enjoy!
>>83430981I eat slop and watch goatis at the same time
>>83430981I can get a gram cart of thc for like 19 dollars. and it gets me stoned all week
>>83430981my mom once told me to not feel bad for buying food
>>83430981Is the food good? Does it come with a drink? Burger combos usually are around 10 bucks to 20 bucks. That's the economy now
it's ok to treat yourself sometimes OP
>>83430998Goatis will probably pass out from reading this.
>>83431033Holy cortisol spike
>>83430981Nigger what 5 guys is about that price for a bacon double cheeseburger that is cooked right in front of you, that cheese there looks old as fuck, and easily triple that fry count of.
Crinkle fries always suck at least unless they're from a hot chicken place you should know this by now
I spend that much money on slop all the time. No regerts
i hate paying for fries. i hate knowing they probably pulled them out of a freezer bag and just threw them in some oil. if i want that, i'll just go to mcdonalds. yeah, burger patty is probably premade, idc, it just irks me thinking about freezer bag fries.
>>83430981it's crazy how five guys, smashburger, and shake shack ruined fast food. they proved that customers will gladly pay more for slop and now every fast food chain followed suit. a big mac meal costs $13 now ffs.
I got a crazy idea about how to make fast food at home. Get one of those baby sized deep fryers and a small electric flat top grill. Might be about $60 total. Mini refrigerator with freezer compartment too if you want to maximize the comfy and make it at your battlestation.Now roll out the ground beef on top of wax paper using a wine bottle, or rolling pin if you are fancy enough to own such a thing then score it into ten equal squares. 1.6oz patties, the optimal size for quickly cooking from frozen. Cut and stack with wax paper seperating each patty. I always make way too many fries so it might be good to pre measure out the servings.Mustard and pickles don't go bad if left out of the refrigerator at the rate it's consumed. Butter should also be left out, that's why they make butter dishes. Keep a small bowl of dedicated onions that you rehydrated in the fridge so you can always slop a spoonful or two on there. Assembly is quick and smooth from here. Turn on baby deep fryer and grill. Butter the buns and toast on the grill. Remove toasted buns and add a spiral of mustard on inside surface of top bun, a couple spoons of onion, and no stingy lazy wagie trying to gyp you here, five or six pickle slices so every bite is pickle bite. Plop two patties on the grill and salt generously with your preferred salt blend, flip and salt other side, slice of cheese on top of the patties, then stack the two patties and cover just long enough to melt. If you're adding bacon put that on bottom but first, then patties, then top bun. Wrap in wax paper and let it rest for flavors to meld while you make the fries. Lower basket, cook, dump on paper towel lined tray and quickly sprinkle your salt blend. Pick up paper towel and let fries roll back onto the tray. Put burger on tray. Done. Cleanup is minimal, you can reuse the same serving tray and onion spoon, just wipe with a paper towel between uses. Only trash is paper towels and wax papers.
>>83431610But what if I wanted the diner experience? late night in a dingy booth with other night owls, a bored waitress on her phone as the neon light buzze- what the fuck am I talking about no one does 24/7 anymore
>same exact fries you buy frozen at grocery store for like 3$ a bag>burger costs 3$ to make at homelol
>>83430981shakeshack is fire. shut the fuck up
>>83431630There's "12 hours of critical care hospital sounds to fall asleep to" on the youtube so I'm sure someone made a late night roadside dinercore track too.I haven't been in years but waffle house was always peak night owl dining. Wake up still drunk at two in the morning, walk the half mile to the nearest one, and get a huge plate of hashbrowns with all the good addons and like five cups of coffee. Faded yellow pictures on the wall that haven't been moved since back when tobacco was legal. They had to close the location after covid
