>start a new job>go with couple of colleagues for a drink>struggle to chime in to their internal discussions>girl sitting in front of me>go to take a piss>no toilet paper, a fake flower in front of me>take a leaf, wipe my cock, does the job>go back, girl says "oh ur back, u didnt just leave us like that">i say i went to the restroom>"oh and btw there was no toilet paper, but i used a flower petal to wipe hahaha">she laughs nervously>despairis this why im alone? i wasnt even nervous, literally decided it was a funny thing to say to a girl i barely know. how did i not predict this outcome?
why tf would you say that
why didn't you just shake the droplets off?
Am I autistic if I don't touch my penis while I pee, nor do I wipe the tip of my penis or shake the droplets off?
>>83431476Wipe your dick off with the inside of your shirt like a normal person, jeez.
>>83431490i thought it would be funny. it was in my head...
>>83431501i did, but then i saw an opportunity
>>83431476>how did i not predict this outcome?I think it's the same reason I fuck up in social situations like that>hmmm, I think I should make some lighthearted joke to lighten up the mood, because that's what normal people do>hehe, I think that ass has nice donkeySince then, I've decided to be boring. Social cues should be learned when I was still a child.
>>83431997hanging out with normies when i dont know anyone fucks me up. i never have shit to say to their super fast exchanges, so i feel pressure to be cool or say something cool or something.which makes me act the least cool way possible.im in this company for about 3 months and i just cant socialize with these people. they are all well socialized and married with kids and shit. thank god they are at least respectful and well mannered.
