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Remember to watch for that vulture who uses conniving larps to emotionally blackmail to manipulate and twist perceptions and emotions.

"How do I threaten someone with larping/lies/deception in a way that they emotionally react to do and Make the decisions of what I want"

It is conniving pathetic behavior of a worthless conniving Weasley spineless two faced manipulative liar.

Seeing and knowing which are LARP post is not that difficult once you recognize The pathing and how it wants to twist manipulate you through associative properties.

They may also just create spam or a targeted post or thread about a very negative thing to trigger you and make you hypervigilant overwhelmed about that thing so you then associate it with whatever/Whoever is on your mind at that time.

it may be written as if it is from the perspective of that person or an individual similar to them, from your perspective, or A third party who is involved/watching the target.

A good rule of thumb is if you have a gut reaction to a comment that is written in a way that has little details that are the same as what you are going through, who you know that are specific enough for you to recognize the connection then it's a larp post. A form of it is someone asking a question and then a follow up or same fag comment giving advice/making/remarking the ultimate decision towards that thing.

Remember it may take place over several posts in conversing same fag. Association is judgemental, extremely negative, causes a associative gut reaction toward an individual. It is also used to prop themselves up so you see them in a better light as they deceive you about the other.

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Here is where he boasted about how he manipulates you. It is not in good faith.

Quote from his thread
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/34060573

>In good faith (as in, you convey a sense of authenticity and curiosity) lead the external party down a bread crumb trail of hypothetical dialog that is essentially a
>You holding up a mirrior in front of them BUT it MUST be interpreted by said external party without them realizing you were talking about them in the moment until the end of the exchange/it clicks with them but not too much dirt or directness or savegry that it provokes a confrontation. The goal is making them believe they came to their own conclusion.

>This is an art not a science, it's a game of symbols not substance so focus on the generalized lesson you're trying to get through their head and less on the details. Conjure a believable scapegoat and use this as a way to redirect aggression away from you. You can't change people's behavior, but you can influence factors external to lead them in another direction

>>83432094
>In a world, where no one is allowed to post advice about gray rocking narcissists without buttangering the most schizophrenic narcissist of them all . . .

At this time he capitalize certain words he wants to make a larger impact throughout his posts. In the past he has used * around words.

Here is a larp thread. Notice the same fag last comment uses The same pattern of capitalization of words.
>>83427978

In response to last threads
>It's so easy to tell when he's online. He thinks the same threads, same topics, suddenly hopping to the top of the catalogue at the same time of day they always do is something no one else notices?

Notice the negative response to that poster had *s around the word and the next post after was pedestaling the narc

>>83432110
I am not a narc or mentally ill but I can see how it is in your favor to deceive others to believe that

I'M ON FIRE BURNING HOTTER THAN ANYONE ALIVE

Confessions, huh? If only the world's governments would peacefully gather to confess.

A pipe dream

>>83432673
Honestly.

You'd think this was a hostile biome, or something.

TALKING? LIKE CIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS?

NO! THEY SAY. WE'D MUCH RATHER HAVE A NICE CLEAN DUBYA DUBYA THREE (WHICH WON'T EVEN END THE WORLD BUT ENJOY YOUR OWN PERSONAL HELL)

In theory;

They have every right to complain through the proper venues like she did in the previous decade.

But apparently it doesn't quite satisfy them

Curious how I am expected to believe that those same venues she used would suddenly not care about a perfectly common complaint

Little fuckers don't like it when I admire new empty buildings now.

>corrupt piece of shit continues to lie about your performance because you won't cover for his scam artist friends

I don't assume its a race thing; you could easily be laid off govt employees and/or "academics."

Why is literally always some SHIT when I think I'm finally free?

>>83433801
Because you've lived a life of sin.

Big attitude for someone who's career progression only opens up when someone gets two in the back of the dome.

We're going to have fun together, you and I.

(It's not about triggering grammar Nazis)

{{It's about following the rules}}

bloop bloop

Imma goldfish

My name is Homer Simpson

>>83433960
Wish I had a wife like Marge simspon from Smiling friends ngl like damn that little green man got it going to smash that

Oh okay you

Challenging the long-held, unexamined norms in the workplace sure leaves the neck exposed, eh? Why am I an enemy for questioning these practices? I didn't insult you personally. And I swear, if I hear another "but we've always done it this way", or "everyone else does it, so just do it too", then that'll be the final, camel's back breaking straw. I'll be out this bitch and just trade full time.

She posed to me whether I'm just trying to get fired. Push it until it breaks. I of course scoffed at the suggestion. "No no, nothing changes until someone speaks up. Besides, it's an exercise in throat clearing chakra growth type buzzword good stuff. I'm growing by standing up and speaking out." But maybe she's right? Maybe I know I'll never be able to quit even if I wanted to. Looking for a "toxic environment, I'm out bitches" casus belli moment and *really* reaching for the stars in order to 'see it where it isn't' might just be happening here. Undoubtedly, perhaps.

What am I afraid of? For what do I delay?

https://youtu.be/KkLhJsHxYxM?si=pdCqkWFu_-ofImAY

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The fuck are these catpchas even? The hell is this shit???

Every time I'm gone for the slightest spell, the blues clues captcha riddles get even more herculean upon the return. A blessing, to be sure. Make it so I might have to smash my balls in a vice next time and maybe that will well and truly do it for me

"Do you tire of playing the riddle solving captcha games? Feeling fatigued by the hoops? Well, did you know you could just buy a pass?"

lol I'm already able to start speed running the patterns though.
git gud I aint buying shit

>>83435256
I like these little puzzles but they are too easy and repetitive. Why don't they use puzzles from actual IQ-tests to weed out the script kiddies and mouth breathers?

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>>83435287
I'll start a petition to have "mate in 5 moves" chess tactics puzzles included in the next pass of captcha additions. I'll even make the suggestion to allow the thread maker to set the approximate ELO rating of the puzzles that appear when you attempt to post in the thread so that we can make certain generals more gate-kept and less accessible to the unwashed masses


DUDE THE PATTERNS DON'T EVEN CHANGE LMAO WHAT IS THIS? It's triangle, 4 dots, et cetera every single time. How fucking LAZY was the person who filled out the pool of possible solves?

>>83435320
I'll sign that petition in a heart-beat. Yeah, the programmer who implemented the new captcha was one of these mouth-breathers we don't really want here, anyways.
I would like to see puzzles in which the user sees a 3D-tetris stone from one perspective and is tasked to rotate it on all 3 axis in 90 degree increments and has to choose the right one from multiple choices. This kind of puzzle should be easy to automatically generate to either generate a large pool of puzzles to keep repetition low or generate them on the fly but I don't know what the restrictions there are in terms of available compute for these kind of puzzles.

So many posts complaining about the new captcha. Is it really that bad? What kind of puzzle is it?

Reminded of this gem today
https://web.archive.org/web/20020407183948/http://www.stupid.com/games/feedthepig/index.html

Night bump

>>83435692
Mike, did you got a pass?

>>83435692
You have to remember like a third of the user base for r9k now is second/third world brownoids. Making them do 1st grade level geometry is borderline racist. Another 1/5th are substance abusers typically under the influence while they post/lurk. So there ability to recognize basic shape patterns is compromised. Personally, I think it should be harder. It makes retards consider buying a pass so 4chan makes money. It also gatekeeps some of the retards from posting. A win-win. Fingers crossed they gradually make it harder.

letter thread I fear that I'm the crazy person lmao.it's time to stop being insane 2026. (not a schizoposter just a dumb broad)

>>83438347
Love a dumb broad.

>>83438347
What kind of insane are you tolkien about? Dumb in what way? Also, calling yourself "broad" is a bit misogynistic, isn't it? Also, catfishing is not cool, bro.

Had one of those 'before sleep visions' of you slashing my tires with a knife and then dousing them in lighter fluid before lighting them and all it made me want to do was have sex with you. A good hatefuck to clear the air

>>83438822
Getting you own property destroyed turns you on? You sick fuck!

>>83438864
It's the more "holy shit she's mad as fuck" aspect of it. Imagine how much you have to love someone in order to be that bitter and have that kind of hatred after so long

>>83438909
I guess that dude left an impression.

I just watched this vid after swearing not to watch a Linus Tech Tips video but I couldn't help but smile like an idiot watching this video. I'm so glad one of my heros isn't a money obsessed, creepy fuck like most of the big people in tech. He had such a large, positive impact on our world and is still such a cool, humble guy. Also, his dry humor is very endearing. https://youtu.be/mfv0V1SxbNA
Protect him at all costs.

>>83438909
We're both elephants. We do not forgive. We do not forget.

>>83438656
https://voca.ro/19861OI2673K
I'm not pretending to be anyone #gloat

>>83439982
>https://voca.ro/19861OI2673K
come on, man, what's your deal? I need to use another browser to listen to this? Are you for real? I'm a retard but come on man. Don't try anything shady like this. You know you would lose respect for me for falling for shenanigans like this. I'm currently shitfaced but not THAT shitfaced.
Don't toy with me like this.

I switched off my frontal cortex, your chance to ask me a question is now. Ask me anything. I'll answer, not filter, no pretense, just raw me. What do you want to know? (no pressure, but ask me NOW before I pass out.

>>83440281
why are you here? why do you lurk the thread? how'd you get started? :D

I guess Anon wasn't fast enough and that person passed out. That's really too bad

Cool imagery what with the Wilshire cathedral attached to Universal Studios I guess. Strange how I was able to notice how inaccurate it was in the dream without being lucid.

Now if only I didn't have to put up with your minions' stupid inconsistent bullshit after waking up.

I can't hear the chapa'ai dialing

And yet your minions continue bitching and exacerbating the problem like they always do before, during, and after it noticeably becomes a problem. I wonder how it feels for my mother? Wasn't she supposed to have gone through this before the divorce?

I R PUMAMAN

I R BATMAN BIN SUPERMAN BIN SPOODERMAN

I FLY LIKE MORON

Hey that guy who rewrote those Assyrian articles that I wrote did a damn good job at improving them, just I was hoping people would eventually get around to doing. Why did he start in 2017 and end in 2022, anyway? I actually approved of his work, it's exactly what I wanted to see when I first began to do my research and why I first began to write.

It's no wonder why those articles continue to be so messy, empty, and non-existent for roughly two decades now. I wonder what's taking people so long to catch on?

I talk about Xen and then they think it's about them even after I tell them it's not. How is this any different from 2022 and 2019? Fascinating. So THAT'S why I got permabanned across one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, maybe up to (at least) eight or nine other venues. Ominous. I wonder how much more different things will be after the next 800,000 suicides over the next year or decade or so?

It really is truly quite incredible how they respond so similarly across multiple venues, media, and cultures. Confused defensiveness at first followed by enforced silence. In many ways oddly reminiscent of the 2000s decade.

The revelation that the higher-ups aren't much different doesn't help.

In theory; they're supposed to be gone by the time I "wake up", and not have them tell me to not remind myself that that's the whole reason one awaits confirmation of disability the next year

>look at those judgemental eyes as he grins and sniffs and as you attempt to receive an extension on your expiration date, it's almost as if nobody cared to hear your genuine middleschool opinion. Look on their confusion as you instead receive one final silence which may or may not confirm what highschool health taught you. It could go either way, maybe

I am a littel concerned with the nature of these things

I think House had an episode that warns against this

Or was that meant for me and me alone?

So get this

You could literally have like 90% of your physical brain completely missing and your personality would be virtually indistinguishable from that of someone with a brain 100% intact

Their roughly-decade-long "silence" reminds me of a lesson that I was apparently supposed to have taken to heart in 2005 or earlier but simultaneously expected to forget. Curious I am now how I was expected to learn such a lesson as a child; I can still recall expressing such fears to my older brother when I was in middle school or starting high school. How acid popped into my head instead of piss six years ago is anybody's guess

Who is here in this thread right now ?

>>83442097
For some reason I can no longer see 4chan's unique posters counter but if I remember correctly: these threads would sometimes have over a hundred unique anonymous posters, and the internet currently has over six billion users worldwide.

>>83442227
I demand blood tests on thread entry.

>>83435219
good album. i feel like they got worse with each new release, bit by bit. but i really like this one. very nice to sing along to, too.

fuck you bitch ass bitch hoe

>Nobody thinks that's funny, though. (heh)

I forgot that humankind is a hivemind

Its over fur me

Every year they make it more tedious to post on this site
and the useful idiot NEET losers play into it by saying everyone is 'filtered' if they don't like taking a mini test every time they post, same fucking psychology as maskers during covid
this website is ass these days, good job mod team you've lost another user

less traffic = less money, fucking stupid subhumans

>ip range blocked from posting files
so i have to wait 300 seconds, solve a test AND i cant make my own threads
i swear to god i hope sharty doxes every last mod again

Dude if they banned me from posting images then that would be it for me.

Please ban me from posting images

Idiocracy doesn't really "prove" anything that people weren't already "joking" about for decades beforehand. H. G. Wells' The Time Machine reminds me of this.

Despite years of bottled-up questions and anger: one responds calmly with words while the other responds physically with incoherent rage (followed by a second). The one who decides that the pen is mightier than the sword in 2015 as the chapa'ai begins dialing decides to change his mind in 2019 when he comes to the conclusion that actions speak louder than words. But in the last moment he thinks: maybe I'm wrong. And he turns around and does something different.

Months later; he is told that he should have died by the sword. Repeatedly. For the next six to seven years.

>*laughs* Funny! Wow. That is SO deep!

I am taking a sick day tomorrow I will be seeing a doctor

Superman? More like SUPERSTUPID amirite

>Joke's on you. There's a reason why they still rely on print media despite advances in quantum & cloud computing and why you were taught in high school to not stop relying on it. This is gonna eat you up the more you think about it.

>>83439470
Ltt is great

>>83442227
That has been gone for a long time. Years

I fail to see how the current state of affairs is supposed to improve my mindset anymore than it already was in, say, the first two weeks of January of 2015, or September of 2013, or March of 2013, or August of 2012. How quick you are at responding with your thousandth "wow" over having me state the obvious. If only you'd take your own "advice" before expecting me to take "mine", because, after all, you're fucking God! It's almost as if everybody else wasn't already making up new rules to abide by. Man, how the fuck did I manage to fall asleep with so much anger after 10 PM in 2015 to be able to wake up by 2 AM and be on the road for two hours by 4 or 5 AM to get to a destination before sunrise for unpaid work? Quick work those MiB types do. That's why you laugh and confirm this to be the case.

>Touche. You're also stupid. *laughs*

Lumosity seems out of the question, too. I wonder why?

Dear Mr. Sandman,

Why do your minions insist on asking me who Joe is when it is they that define their nomenclature?

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Funny thing about being the real deal: Anyone trying to "expose" you is just going to look stupid in the end.

>>83443112
No warnings for you, though.

Well, shit. If this is Heaven: what is Hell supposed to be like? In fact: when was Earth? Why should Heaven be expected to be life eternal whereas Hell is still something to be feared?

>Wow. You made that same point again! Mind = blown. *laughs* That is why you fail.

Say, if it's so important: why don't YOU say it?

>Because it's not and I don't actually give a fuck.

I'm not sure why you choose to censor your profanity sometimes when your message ultimately sounds the same way regardless of censorship.

Missing you a lot M.

>>83443254
i miss my m too, mike :'(

>>83443178
Calling you a "dumbfuck" doesn't give this any justice because the prefix implies you are dumb (which you aren't) and the suffix alone would mean nothing here. But you already know what you are, I just don't know how to call you.

>>83443273
I have urges to just fly down and show up.

>>83443320
I'm an M, and I don't ever want to fucking see my M again.

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Dear robot,
I visited because I wanted to make you this awful, gaudy Christmas card. I thought of you guys when I was going through my list..
2025 was a strange year as promised, and as always, I'm just greatful to be on this side of the dirt and all in one peice even. The world is getting smarter and growth can be painful and that pain can be a prompt for some to lash out at others.. But if we stick together and don't dick around with each other *too* hard, we'll see it through. We're humans, and we've always done just so. The puppies and kitties are counting on us.

Here's to a better 2026. Even if things darken a bit more before the next sunrise, we'll fight to the end. I've seen the future and it's all worth it!
..
Anyway. Thank you for being a friend for five years despite our differences, (and some of our smutty similarities). You guys can really brighten someone's day. -Don't ever underestimate that. (I mean, you can when you can be assed to do it, you lazy bastards! lol).

From my family to yours, Merry Christmas, robots! Make it a special one.

But if the season is going a little too coldly for you, just hold onto your heart and consult him when things don't feel right. And if yours is too glum for that sort of thing, remember you can borrow someone else's for a moment.. It'll only deepen a good friendship... But it'll strain the fake ones though, so share with care!
Good luck and godspeed, anons. You are.. ever important, so hang in there. I'll tell you all about it someday.

lol hopefully not

>>83443402
Lol hopefully yes hurr durr

>>83443333
My M is Maria

I don't really care to hear negative things that you have to say

So THAT'S why you yawn! Because letting me figure out how to make a living after telling me that getting a job is easy was too much for you! Strange how well that guy was able to predict what next year might be like as if that isn't what I've been attempting to aim for these past five years or so.

>>83443413
Well that's too damn bad, Mike. You're not a janny, you don't get to dictate what's posted here. Suck a fatty and choke on the lukewarm manblast.

>>83443432
You do realize that you're narc bait just reflects badly on you

Exposure therapy, huh? No wonder my father stopped playing timed sudoku. I wonder why your minions respond in a way indicating that you already know my point before I say anything?

>>83443314
You're thinking of Szayel vs Mayuri

>>83443450
Go fuck yourself, you fucking prick

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That empty space
That part of her where I reside
Her mind looks for me in that silence
I feel that comstantly

>>83443440
You do realize that your entire life reflects badly on you, right?
How long have you been hung up on this Maria faggot? I don't even follow your bullshit and I'm somehow aware of the fact that you've been posting about her for months.
It's time to get over it.

Looking back on the archives from over a decade ago and a few from as far back as 2006, 2007, and 2008; I can't help but notice that Mr. Sandman saw it coming. How else would he know if he wasn't the same one then as the one now?

>>83443468
>I don't even follow your bullshit and I'm somehow aware of the fact that you've been posting about her for months. It's time to get over it.
lel it's been 5 years

>>83443490
Holy fuck, really? Mike, dude... why?

Testing testing 1 2 3

This pretty much implies that I've been dead for years and no amount of goat-sacrificing would matter. Curious now I am why you ever pushed for vegetarianism? You knew my point three years ago but exclaim "wow" today.

What the fuck did you have against letting me watch television? This has nothing to do with Joe nor Anastasia nor his brother. You smile and tell me that nobody gives a fuck. You bring up the dead fishies again even after telling me to not bring them up. And I never said it was Joe, but you insist that it was. How the fuck was I ever expected to go back to school and get a job? You laugh now as I point out that it was you literally a few days ago telling me to go back to school. You laugh again and say it's hilarious

Curious:

Think she from 2015 would have been as much into BDSM as the she from 2017 supposedly was/is? Why else would a fucking attorney backed up by a fucking JUDGE advise against?

>Nobody cares, but here's some imagery of her with Starbucks

So much anger, pain, suffering, and death in the world. Mr. Sandman's minions smile at me. They clap. They smile again.

I'd quote a song by The Beatles but they already told me that they care not.

Very well. Carry on, because telling you otherwise would achieve nothing but more of the same.

Hey look at that. The response is nearly the same across venues and within a short timeframe.

I am now curious as to why I haven't received any more of their little visits since 2022. Also curious as to why it is that when I visit them to question about it with, "are you sure that there isn't anything else to discuss here?"; they respond roughly the same way everyone else does, "no, no. Nothing at all."

>So what?

I've pretty much been dead since 1999.

>Tch. Hehehe. Teehee!

"Hugo" hugs me. No Hugo I know looks like that. They laugh again.

Oooh! But you could take me to Kessel! Why didn't you?

How about this: have your minions fuck off for good so that I have the next few instants of existence no matter how much or little they may be to figure out how many years the minions were around for?

Oh! So NOW they want me to write my journal, but not when I had them breathing over my neck in the bathroom in 2019! "Getting a job is easy," just before COVID rolled around.

>Bioterrorism is more likely.

>Tch. They're hilarious.

>Wow.

Wow indeed! One helluva bulletin board over there. Oh the wow is meant for me. If only I had other things I was more interested in...

>Mmmhmm. Haha

>>83443468
>>83443490
>>83443494
The real question is why do you need my attention so fucking badly?

Dear Mr. Sandman,

What the fuck is up with the little fuckers and their faggy bullshit today?

>Tch. Yeah. Haha.

The big fellas sure are taking their time to respond, almost as if those other big fellas were never involved from the start and my actions from 2022 and onward were supposed to add something to the data they collected in 2009, 2019, and 2022.

>WOW. GASP. BRAND NEW POINT. BRAVO. DUH. YOU BETCHA. HERE'S THAT COCKSUCKER AND FAGGY BULLSHIT. WATCH OUT. HE'S GONNA TELL YOU HE HATES COFFEE OR SOMETHING. HAHAHA

Oh hey they took down Nimrud. History in the making so on and so forth. Not like Nimrud hadn't been attacked before and restored.

Oops

Sabotaging myself in more ways than one. Have at you!

In theory: abiding by my uncle's suggestion in 2019 just before COVID and with no vista

>Nobody gives a fuck. Heh. *smile* wow. Why blame your uncle?

>You sure that that's Hugo? We just told you it was but we're gonna pretend you told us to rename this one for like the dozenth time hahaha btw we've been doing this for three years but didn't use his likeness at first about six years ago and you didn't even request for Nubia but here you go anyway

Didn't her mother die like in 2019? And her father? And her husband? And her three kids were cannibalized by her? And she too died? I mean, if her mother really did die within these past three years ago; I'd find it to be quite sad. Not because I knew her mother (which I didn't) but because of everything else, oh fuck why do I even bother you already know that I feel genuine empathy

>>83443178
Cute references by the way. If only I was allowed to recall

>Hehehe

Man, this level of nausea, vertigo, headaches, and mouth-bleeding lasting for about two months has never lasted quite this long. Stomachaches and nausea at age 13? Duh. Age 30? Definitely. Age 37? Holy fucking shit. AND THE FUCKING BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH AFTER SNEEZING AS DARK AND HEAVY AS WHEN A CAR KNOCKED MY TEETH OUT AS A CHILD? WHAT THE FUCK

>That's hilarious as fuck. BTFO. HAHAHA

Now they're telling me to NOT go back to school. I wonder what those sessions in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021... oh, right

>They're gonna do it again. It's hilarious

My doctors simply stare at me as if this is a problem I had five or ten years ago and something that the 2013 Chinaman warned me about (which I didn't and he didn't)

>Who gives a fuck?

They ask again and smile.

>Are you sure you want Simpson?
>Just use Simpson!
>Don't use Simpson.
>Don't use Alexa Mansour, either.
>Because.
>Are you sure you want Simpson?
>Just use Simpson!
>Don't use Simpson.
>Don't use Alexa Mansour, either.
>Because.
>Are you sure you want Simpson?
>Just use Simpson!
>Don't use Simpson.
>Don't use Alexa Mansour, either.
>Because.
>Hahaha. Hilarious. Just die already :). Just you in particular, though. Not those warlords murdering children in Sudan.

If this is "Heaven", er, I mean, let's call it the "honeymoon period"; I wonder: what comes after?

>Hehehe

Golden rule and so on and so forth or something to that effect.

By this point six years ago; I'd likely have been dead.

Oh! I get it.

But anyway.

Not sure when the last time it was that I was kept for 30+ hours after taking the highest recommended doses of Trazodone (as prescribed) while seeing images of civil unrest and miscellaneous for hours on end that could never be switched off. Actually: never.

They shrug and smile.

Ooh sometimes
I get a good feeling
Yeah

>so get this get this. All you gotta do is move a little bit to the left and voila! Now make little movements like that every few minutes and you're good to go! You already knew that, btw. Enjoy your vidya. You're gonna buy like 20 new controllers and get kicked off every server without warning. And yes; they will change the rules at random. And that black guy will always give you the evil eye for no reason in particular.

>DON'T go to the doctor. But DO go to the doctor. But DON'T go to the doctor.

What am I supposed to tell them this time? You aren't even letting me learn new terminology and nomenclature to be able to even begin formulating what to tell them that I haven't already told them before.

>We just don't give a fuck. It's hilarious. The blood coming out will only get worse and it will go away at random and come back again when you least expect it like all the other pain you've going through until you die. Hilarious. You think if we were actually doctors we'd be able to tell you? Go ask your brother again; he loves pretending to be a medical doctor just because he has a doctorate in something completely unrelated. So what, though?

The signs were always there. The technology is actually a lot simpler than some people have made it out to be. Depends on the decade, I suppose. It was done differently during the Cold War.

>Oh. And that little "home remedy" of yours? That won't work this time because of your pre-diabetes.
Hold up. You knew but you kept telling me to use that.
>Hahaha
Why couldn't the doctors warn me beforehand?
>Hilarious. You bet. I'm God. Hahaha

You'd think that the lack of distractions for, what, 6 months up to 6 six years would...
>Ha ha ha

In theory;

I had every reason to believe that I could have finished in 2 months, 5 years, or 82 years depending on how good it would be and how fast I worked. Which is why 2004 feels just as relevant as 2019. What's different this time around in 2025? Why not 2019, 2004, 2015, 2006?

>Yep. Hahaha.

Well, shit.

>The jerk store called; they're running out of you!

stop crying over spilt milk you gay little pussy

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,>My body pressed against Mikes, draped over him, head on his chest. Feeling his breath calm and steady with mine.
>Tremble and moan against him in pleasure, my skin touching his.
>Looking up, mike moves my hair as my eyes meet his, I hear him say what I've always wanted to hear from him.

Maria, I love you with all my heart, always

>I love you more

I wonder how you feel when you read what you wrote about us when we were together

I wonder how you feel when you remember how it feels to be with me when we were together, how excited you were and happy being with me.

I wish we could go back to the days when Mike didn't post, when every letter had initials or names, when they were written with a specific person in mind rather than vague letters meant to manipulate you into thinking they're meant for you, when this board had soul.

>>83445349
don't mk5 encrypt me you little tramp I'd squeeze your cheek you little mikeposter

>>83445371
if anyone could make getting raped by mariaposters then surely it could be you

The crazy thing is if you hadn't been such an avoidant piece of shit it would've been YOU I'd be preparing all this christmas stuff for. I remember how you made fun of the christmas gifts I bought you for being too "basic" when I spent like $80 on you. You gave me a fucking trash can for my bathroom. Bro you are a piece of shit don't ever try and frame it like you weren't to me. I'm happy now but it just sucks to think back on the losing horse I betted on. Just hurt my pride more than anything because what the hell dude. Never met a man act so hot and cold in my life. Stability really brings serenity it's only away from you I see how insane you really were

>>83445401
>I know I feel both with you and I can dwell in both love and lust, we will fuck each other's brains out and then care for each other, Spend so much time.

To her,
What time does your plane land?

>>83445480
that's pretty scary Mark but clearly her plain doesn't believe in encrypted messaging it believes in pretty agoraphobic reactions, possibly from reactions at home that are supposed to be like the future world of capture-release. Nice seemingly gay continent.

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>I am your home too.
Hey future you, did your dream come true?

I've been looking for a reason to live, and so far, I don't have any.

im drawling thread

>>83445431
No way a guy gifted his girl a trash can for a bathroom as a Christmas gift. Are you trying to yank our pizzles?

>>83445895
Nah and he really has the audacity to try and cryptopost about me "cheating on him while he was in the hospital" on these threads like I'm the villain. Fuck you bro

>>83445905
Like imagine ghosting a girl for like 5 days to break up with her before valentines, then you have a seizure and go into the hospital, then you suddenly whine and plead for your mommy wommy to message her and beg her to come be with you? So she does even though you effectively dumped her. Even empties your pissbuckets and is there for your hospital therapy appointment. Brings you back to her apartment to heal and then you bring her to lunch with your friends. Then, THEN you go back home and ghost dump her AGAIN. Bruh if I ever see him in real life again I will just start swinging. I don't fucking care

>>83445746
Money
Comfortable clothes
Books
Movies shows
Doing good deeds
Farting on people

I literally just wanted to love you and call you mommy but you had to be a retarded cheating whore

>>83445969
How did she cheat

>>83445995
She had sex with another man.

>>83446033
Damn. That sucks. Let go anon

>>83445946
>Money
>Comfortable clothes
I don't care about clothes and I can't work
>Books
>Movies shows
it'll be fun for a moment, but then what?
>Doing good deeds
>Farting on people
I don't care for neither of these things

>>83446095
I guess if you really want to end your life you'd go to the state or country that allow eutanasia. You're taking your life for granted.

>>83446165
Oh, I don't want to kill myself.

it was totally ethical and for the greater good and stuff but also dumb bitch deserved it for thinking she knew a good greater than i do. it will benefit her in the future because she'll learn not to betray people AND not to then think you can trust someone after betraying them (and not pay for it before the scales balance)

>YOU betrayed ME by reacting intensely to my betrayal
This is your brain on NPD. Cluster B'd dude lmao, not even once

Oof. Are the numbers even worth commenting on? I could feel the confirmation in my bones before even hitting post

No, you're right actually, and thank you for saying so.

I have not rubbed it in this cunt's face NEARLY as much as I am entitled to. They're even giving me triforces in my Zener cards now

Ignore demoralization campaign. Not what happened

Mike, if I had any desire to take you on as a passion project, I would probably still somehow REHAB your image in the process. Don't count yourself that lucky

You fucking told me to do it to have them mentioning that motherfucker's name, and they still do it. Why are they still here before the pain? Why do they ask if I'm sure it was him when it was them who told me? Why do they still use him? What the fuck did you have Mr. Sandman's minions mock me as I attempted to reaccess my old email in December 2023. Why do you laugh?

>I know, right? Heh. Who gives a fuck? Nobody. Heh.

I just told you again after you told me to and you do it again

>Psssh. Nobody gives a fuck. Tch yeah

>Remember that guy who got killed by a train? Hilarious! Here's another train just for you! You can't kill yourself because you're already dead since the train killed you but kill yourself again anyway! Nobody gives a fuck! LOL
Generally getting killed by a train is not considered a good thing. I don't think it was an accident nor intentional on his part.
>Hahaha. You know it. Who gives a fuck? Hilarious

>>83443374
merry Christmas nona!

>>83446919
Nah, I ignore your conniving ick (as described here)
>>83432075
>>83432094
>>83432121

And they do it again

Why do Mr. Sandman's minions tell me to tell them to not do it only to have them tell me

>Who gives a fuck? Well yeah. Tch. HAHAHA heheh You bet

>>83447431
At first I laughed at Mike's psychological profile of the narc. But then the narc went and did the exact thing Mike said they would do. Maybe Mike was right all along?

Holy fucking shit what the fuck

They were supposed to have been gone definitely by November 23 of 2025. It's been almost a month.

>Who gives a fuck? Hilarious

>>83447479
He's been doing it for years now. It caused harm to Maria and I with causing misperceivement of me. You'll see his bullshit here on R9k and also creating threads on advice thread, comments in gioyc.

L
I dong know what messed it up between us but it was definitely my worst fumble

my worst fumble was my greatest gift. some know this as alchemy

>>83448016
How so, Mr Magic Man?

Does the stimulant taking femanon still post here? We lost contact years ago so probably not. I ghosted you and I still feel kind of shit for doing that. You were alright.

>>83448030
elaboration? you'll just have to use your imagination

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stimulant taking fems who got ghosted really narrows it down

She was vegan, she liked photography. I don't want to say more than that.

>>83448064
I like your funny words, maybe that in itself is alchemy

Well well well, if it isn't J

Talking about V?

It was anon and anon thank you very much

>>83448095
anything can be positively and beneficially alchemized, transmuted, when you realize you hold the power for it

>>83448120
Hopefully I can match that girl on Hinge with the same autism I ruined it with L with

actually her name might have started with a v
it's been too long I can't remember
we stayed anon and anon anyway

>>83448133
V ? Like Vjessica or something

>>83448717
Vtephanie or vamantha but it's neither here nor there. She's probably not here anymore anyway. If she's lurking, sorry I ghosted you. I had a weird mental episode and that account started getting signed up to some super weird newsletters and I just deleted it. Should have told you first but I don't think so good when I'm in that headspace.

I think it's funny that I didn't use the [redacted] specifically because I wanted the opportunity to try again but then you kicked me off anyway. I'm going to remember you did that.

Dear [redacted],
How come none of your kids need [redacted] surgery?

The captcha is literally just fucking wrong sometimes.
Way to preside over communist China dancing granny time to go home shit, literal fascists, i.e. UK glowfaggots, EU glowfaggots, Irish glowfaggots, and Australian glowfaggots. You philosophically clueless, barely educated, unprincipled piles of total garbage; fuck you.

(I am so sick of being able to see what bullshit all of this is, which must be pretty satisfying for some people since it was inflicted on me deliberately. I will remember you did that.)

THESE TOWNIE LOSERS CAN'T EVEN MIST MY HARBINIAN ICE SCULPTURES PROPERLY
NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE

Remember when the vibe was like "we're an ingroup, but we'll make a community where others can participate too?"
So now here we are in the middle of a 24/7 demoralization campaign where only Mike is allowed to post?
Are you people deliberately total scumbags or does it just come naturally?

Who is Mike I've never heard of him

In the end nobody cares, but you have to think for yourself

>>83449757
There's nothing can be done but to abandon these threads, I don't see any other option, he'll talk to himself even if you ignore him but maybe if he's the only one in these threads at all he'd move on.

>>83449757
The only reason you are upset is you're being called out on your narc bullshit. It's not that only I can post, everyone can post.

But the thing is is that no one wants your posts. No one wants to deal with your asshattery and narc larps. No one wants to deal with your schizo ramblings.

>>83449946
Please do. No one wants to listen to your narc bullshit and this place will be better off without you here

hi, here from page 1. what the hell is this thread?

>>83449988
You spend all day talking about yourself under the delusion that a woman that hasn't spoken to you in several years is still madly in love with you, you are the narcissist. :)

>>83449946
I'm not upset; I just think you so-called people are literally the dregs of what this planet has to offer, and you seem to regard it as a power play that you constantly generate new proof.
Essentially you endeavor to rule by fear. So literally just villains, in the most quintessential sense.

>>83450014
Shcizo ramblings and tripfag obsessed with discord girl he talked to 5 years ago

>>83450103
was she really hot or something or is this guy just incredibly unstable?

Same fag ahoy

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MIKE THE DUMB KIKE. COME OVER TO /MBTI/ AND I'LL TELL YOUR HOW I RAMMED MARIA LAST WEEK KEKW

>>83450126
>is this guy just incredibly unstable?
Yes.

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>>83450536
Well well well looks like Kris >>83450530 had set up a false flag as his Leydig cells are rammed with autoimmunity through his old dusty blood-testis barrier...

Yeah he's throwing a fit right now. Really quite pathetic.

If it even is kris. Pretty sure it's c

>>83450567
Stop seething already and take the L . . .

kris falseflagged again? no dignity

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You know he's gotten desperate when he reaches far enough into the magician's hat and pulls out the false flagging attempts

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We both know you're just failing to even successfully try the kind of falseflagging that you can't even follow yourself, boi

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>>83450834
Just shut up you stinky retard.

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Hey, I wouldn't say THAT in THIS way . . . Work your skills kiddo

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b-but the ones you can't even follow yourself are the b-best ones!! And failing until you successfully succeed is a valid strategy with measurable and verifiable efficacies

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>>83450863
Yeah, work those skills Anon and find someone else. I'm assigned to this one

Finally I can rest from the MBTI trannies in my lette- what the FUCK

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>>83450886
Yeah, measurably low . . .

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Dangerously based thread . . .

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Any more BASED and it would collapse inward on itself and not even the degenerative atomic pressure could save it from the void . . .

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In all seriousness Maria didn't even feel that good and Michael really should get himself together

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We like to flirt with and on the brink, though don't we? The threat of reality altering singularity and becoming spaghetti in each other's arms as we birth the next universe in which we find each other again for another round is just the hottest thing around, ain't it?

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Event Horizon blowjobs are a height of sexual experience that mile high quickies don't even graze the essence of . . .

This is the fun we could have been having all along if you'd have woken up and smelled with The Program.

Glad you finally connected the constellations.

Very interesting that 'the program' included running off with another man. Don't hold it against me for changing the channel

Nah, I'm good
Pass

I was talking to the cute chocolate twink also unfairly cut from the bracket, but. Shrimple mistake.

No worries. The mistake was always mine

Order through utter loss of structure. Porous order. Order with a permeable membrane. Order with room for a superior framework to emerge, but enough constraints to keep the autists smushed and happy beneath its blanketing weight.

We're making Anonymity great again, and this time, we're not offering multiple choice cooperation.

Coach in NY shouldn't count his blessings too soon. This was intentional. Street law wouldn't be able to take effect if he was safely behind bars. We'll close the REAL case shortly.

"Just got revenge on someone who [wronged innocents willingly, and not even under coercion or duress] 6 years ago. Never relax, I'm coming for you"
dot Tweet regurgitated from iFunny regurgitated from Reddit regurgitated from Tumblr dot meme. That means (You)! Yes, (((You))) (plural)!

MANIFEST IMAGE LIMIT
COLONIZE ALL POST COUNTS FOR THE GLORY OF THE CIRCLEJERK EMPIRE

>>83451192
Do have some fun with it. Unfortunately I won't be around to see how it turns out.

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Here is an image i'm going to reference it later

You know, I could just give you the entire image folder. That is, if you're not triggered enough to comb the archives. Really do wonder what did it, though. What got you so good. I guess I'll just have to accept never knowing

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>>83451306
But more like this >_<"

>>83451281
Is this cryptic "The doctor gave me two weeks to live"bait again or are you just breaking the wish before it comes true rule by telegraphing your New Year's resolutions?

>>83451312
You're awful slow to the ah-a. I'd love to chat about it over a bhang lassi someday, but you'd only insist, same as you do about every other mirror that earns your ire, that you're the reason for the stars in the sky. -And the reason they're falling, too.

No, you can't siphon a sense of accomplishment now. You've long outlived your advantage. But we'll take really good care of things. After we revamp the fugly Tuscan kitchen vibe.

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I saw a heavily disfigured corpse a few days ago.
obviously at the time it didnt bother me to much but i have a snapshot of it wedged in my mind.
i have no one in my life to confide this in but i imagine it lying next to me in bed sometimes or on my living room floor and its freaking me out.
humans were not meant to see upper torso decapitations and torn apart heads in real life.
i have a feeling this image will stay with me forever.

>>83451428
if that doesnt prove he doesnt have a soul idk what does. tuscan aesthetic is SOULFUL and if you dont think so its probably because you cant extricate the concept from your mommy issues. did she spank you in front of the little statue of the fat chef? did she use those greasy dusty decorative infused olive oils to do it? it's really messed up that she used you as an outlet for her sexual frustration.

>>83451433
Did you witness an accident? How did you even happen upon such a tragic sight?

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>>83451428
Lmao whatever you say

Glowing recommendations always run the risk of costing you your replacement. People in our field should never forget that.

So long, and thanks for all the [doing it for free]. Maybe you can shine my cheddarsteppers for me if we cross paths in the Underground.

>>83451466
It makes sense with your avoidant pathology that you could only ever behave and obey from a distance.

Good mutt.

>>83451453
i had to identify it as part of my job.
it was the first and only time i've ever seen such a heavily disfigured one before and im not sure whether i'm thinking about it so much because it shocked me or because it disgusted me.
i feel quite pathetic that i cant stop picturing it sometimes.

>>83451469
I sincerely hope not

>>83451479
I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about; but, I'm glad I could fill the role for you if but even momentarily . . .

>>83451499
Whoof. Does your job offer an easy route to mental counseling services if identifying horribly mangled corpses is part of the description?

If this is something you plan to do for a long time, perhaps there is some psychic utility in letting yourself be a bit traumatized by this. Like some time capsule, some touchstone of your humanity you can harken back to when the worse day comes where things like that don't even phase you.

>>83451533
maybe.
i cant say there's anything beautiful or existential about seeing it, it certainly doesn't make me value life anymore or less than i did before.
its a very uncomfortable experience that leaves its mark and thats all i can summarise it as currently.
thanks anon.

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How do you think I feel? I wasn't even really born in the 90s. M was.

>>83451701
I never really knew how you felt

Dear me
Why did I start posting here again? It's been 11 years, everyone I liked is long gone. Two of them are dead. There's nothing left

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https://youtu.be/V4obMIihFZQ

I'm really going to go through with it the next time. I've never liked it here. I want to go home

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>>83451809
>Squandering this one noble birth to free yourself from Her clutches
>Voluntarily forfeiting your soul after you already lost your hole
2each their pwn

>>83451846
You're right eye is hemorrhaging and that is a sign of brain trauma. You have about 6 minutes to live

>>83451892
Never you me again or this happens to maria her mother your mother tonight and any female in your family for seven generations. ~SMiB~

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Kiri you whore

Only a bowl of rice. Only a difference in thought.

A tap away.
And a tap at bay.

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>>83451919
No u smib

Anyone else here trying to Wariomax? Been eating garlic and onions all day and obsessing over money

You were right about me using you. Just not for the reasons you insist.

And I was open to more. Work just comes first.

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>we're back to schizobaiting in the letter thread and MLP pizza spamming
it's all so tiresome

>>83452235
Maybe you should stop hitting yourself in the face with a baseball bat to try to induce lucid dreams every time reality gets 2real for you.

If you go to jail in real life, you go to jail in your dreams, too.

>>83452217
I think me walking in on you blowing another dude in his car was message enough as to whatever I thought it was for but nice try though.

C
It wasnt supposed to end like this. Before I knew it I was marked

>>83452284
That's fucked up. Better off without her.

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If you can't even trust the Truth your frens tell you,
what will the [[[symbols]]] hold for you other than comfortable Lies?
https://youtu.be/nL-Ue-bNuRY

>>83452341
>Constantly whining about blood libel
>Enables the first slander campaign that awards him some small sense of validation
You are a shit human being and I will not cry for you when the curbstomp catches up to you like we ASSURE it always, always does, groomer.

Should have just kept your lamenting about your lost child bride in your sick niggerfaggot head.

>>83452390
I'm not a groomer. Maria and I were both legal when together.

You are who slanders others and creates larp lies that decieve and harm others.

Fuck off and rot

This is just more of you doing
>>83432075
>>83432094
>>83432121

Did you know you can reference two distinct individuals in the same post?

Do you know that suddenly breaking out into a cold sweat and going, "J-JAIL? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY CONVICT ME FOR, SCHIZO? Y-YOUR HURT FEEFEES DON'T MAKE ME A C-C-CRIMINAL OR ANYTHING. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? WHAT DO YOU KNOWWWW REEEE" reads to anyone, not just professionals, as a guilty conscience?

I never suspected that of you. But I learned a lot when I finally got you in phishing distance.
Bigger fatties to fry. Chill out (frosty style) and work on the hand you've already been served, old buddy.
P/R/K

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Maria truly loved me and I truly loved her.

Your lies and deceivements can never change our truth of each other.

>>83452425
If the Jews made jumping off a bridge legal, would you do it? Pretty please?

And you know I'm talking about the OTHER one. The RECENT one. You only caught the heat because you seem like a potential or a repeat offender, one of the two. Welp. Narrowed that one down, didn't we Mr. Discord Daddy?

>>83452433
I'm completely innocent and all what you're saying shows is what a manipulative lying deceiving piece of shit you are who catfishes and phishes others to covert narc blackmail them into doing what you want, which is exactly what You are guilty of described here

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#Overthrowthedemiurge

He can't keep getting away with this. Womb envy wasn't enough. They had to all become the pedophile side of the duality because the best way to stick it to Mommy for being the better creator is to rape all her children for all time while also claiming them as your own. Recycle mankind back into the source light and let them try again as a tolerable gender/counterpart like women2.0

>>83452442
There is no "other one".

Fuck off narc

WELCOME TO THE LETTER THREAD
IT GETS WORSE HERE EVERYDAY

>>83452456
Mike he's just using you to get your gangstalkers gloating about pinning the blame on you use whatever of a brain you have left floating with your teeth in your overflowing coom resevoir and shut the fuck up. Or don't. If you wanna be a pawn so bad we don't care in what way you keep inserting yourself so long as it nets results. But we literally cannot be any more courteous or clear so if you want to keep shooting yourself in the foot that is very much on you, very much does not bring us any joy or entertainment or anything but schaudenfreud, and very much is something you are free to stop at any time if it's really just your schizophrenia and not your blackened soul that's making you reactive to content like this

>>83452473
>Shameless lying nigger even though every time you e-hook up with someone it's archived and then you also can't help chimping out and making it everyone else's problem when something goes awry
Hopeless

>>83452341
Thankfully it wasnt my woman.

>>83452487
IF YOU GOT THE SCHIZ, HONEY, WE GOT YOUR DISEASE

>>83452492
I'm aware he's being a conniving pathetic worthless weasley spineless two faced manipulative liar.

Nothing new there

>>83452592
Isn't that what you just said you walked in on her doing in some guy's car?

>>83452725
She had a bf but we went out, then I found her with another dude in his car. She then told her bf she was in love with me and wanted to leave him for me.

I was being used as a cover up, essentially.

>>83452666
IN THE LETTER THREAD, WELCOME TO THE LETTER THREAD

ENJOY THE SPAM BY MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA MIKE MIKE

MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA MIKE, MIKE AND MIKE

>>83452736
I hope you find someone who is faithful to you in the future. Best wishes