what stats do you wish you had?m>white>thick jet black hair>grey eyes>6'4>uncircumcised thick 8 incher with no curve>thick wrists>deep voice>lean muscle build
I have a small penis. But do I really want to wish for a bigger one? I'd rather just wish for the power to kill everyone who ever looked down on me.
>>83432365forgot to mention, straight white teeth with pointy canines>>83432377biological stats only
It's not the stats, it's how the stats are recieved by others.
Your son is basically your incarnation so you could buy gene editing igf-1 signaling and braces with forward growth for all of this
>>83432365Smoother face skin, but I guess I can fix it myself.Thinner facial hair of lighter color, so it looks clean after shaving That's it, everything else is good
>>83432365>>83432388also forgot a nice jawline and slightly hollow cheekbones of course, and hunter eyes but thats obvious>>83432413i dont want kids
>>83432365My genetics are alright, I would probably just add a couple inches to my height and make myself not mentally ill.
>>83432365better nose and jaw and no 5 head bigger willy and 3 inches to my height oh and hunter eyes. i'd be fucking so many hot femcels from this board.
>>83432365I look sort of like the guy in the pic, still KV.
>>83432450hes latinx what race are you
>>83432365I'm happy with my ''stats'' because I'm not a body dysmorphic loser.
>>83432499fakecel you dont belong here
>>83432478I'm an ejaculator.
>>83432365>eternal farmers tan>6'3>15% bf>black hair>red eyes>uncut 12 inch dick 6 inch circumference slight curve upwardsI don't care if no one can take it I want a japanese doujin dick.
>>83432508>you don't belong here I know. I don't belong anywhere. Not even with you guys..
>>83432365Bio F>4'11-5'3>bmi 17-20>good facial growth and proportions ie. cute little nose, well developed chin, short philtrum, evenly spaced eyes >narrow shoulders>wide hips >small hands and feet>perky breasts >soft, straight hair>innie
>>83432723I'm going to imagine that you look like that even though you look like sems
>>83432723I'm imagining I'm splitting that you in half.>>83432727KEK
>>83432499>I'm a faggot and I think this is Reddit, but there is no Karma points, wtf I'm doing here,i wish I had blue eyes and was taller, that's all for me, everything else I like lol.
>>83432727I look like a giant ogre, I'm very bony and tall and unfeminine. At least in anon's mind I'm beautiful. >>83432732In half? That would make me.. 2'5?
>>83432717become my sissy bitch and ill accept you
>>83432743nigga he means splitting you in half vertically, like fucking you so hard that you get torn into 2 with his dick acting as a wedge upon your cunt
>>83432743No haha up the middle.>>83432733One of them needs bigger boobs.
>>83432733>thinks I'm from reddit I don't belong there either. I don't belong anywhere. Normies suck and chuds kinda suck. Tough break.>>83432747>become my sissy bitch Wow, you really thought that one through didn't you? Fucking weirdo. lol
idk, i would take a pro athelete's body probably. top 1%
>>83432806Ronaldo the soccer player has a fantastic lean body, I hope I look close to that at his age.
>>83432365Is that you in the picrel OP
>>83432827do you really think someone like that would be browsing 4chanpicrel is avg r9k user
>>83432837hey where did u find this pic of me
>>83432837Yeah I was thinking the same thing. What would such an attractive man be doing on 4chan. Thanks for clearing it up anon
>>83432866hes definitely the type of many of the "femcels" that browse this place, crystal cafe and lolcow farm
>>83432888Those "femcels" are just potential bitches. They can only imagine being with a guy like that.
