Ive noticed that Im probably weird for my way of doing so. I take a few paper towels and fold them around my dick, basically forming a paper condom. This way I can just dispose of it in the toilet, clean myself and go on with what I was doing before.But Im currently looking for another way, bc you need 5 towels or it seeps through them, dirtying my clothes.Whats your way to fap? Is it clean or do you just jizz on the ground?
>>83432849i nut on my bellyno matter how many tissues i use it gets on my belly anyway so i just go raw and shower right after
>>83432849My friends once all laughed at me when i admitted i jack off with my thumb facing downward. They also said it's very weird that i listen to music while masterbaiting. (I usually use hentai or r34 pics, so i dont need sound) How is it weird? i just don't bother. I love music, so why would i stop it when jorking. It just makes the experience more pleasurable
>>83432849Mastering bait takes a long time. You have to spend at least a decade shitposting to be able to truly be an expert in the craft.
>>83432889True that. Same for honing your kinks and finding the best pages, characters, artists, porn actresses etc.
>>83432849Nitrile gloves, they're cheap. Just get the ones without any powder in them, unless you want talcum on your dick.
>>83432849I usually bait while either kneeling or sitting on my couch watching some gooner content with ear licking asmr in the backgroundAs for actually cumming I'll either jizz on my stomach and go take a shower after or jizz on whatever napkins came with the food I get
>>83432849cum on hand, wipe cum on toilet paper, dispose of in toilet, flush, wash hands, done.
>>83432920>Nitrile gloves, they're cheap.The hell? That feels awful against the skin
>>83432927how tf do you contain it all in your hand
>>83432950guy either has giant hands or very small loads. kek
>>83432849I've been using a soft blanket for years. Wash it weekly, of course. If I'm seated in my PC chair, then I lay the blanket on the chair and bring the rest of it up between my legs to jack off with. If I'm laying in bed (very cozy, especially when waking up with morning wood) I lay it along my legs and keep it in position by crossing my legs.This all being said, I've now jerked off twice while upside down (laying on bed while my body is against the wall for support and my legs are up above me) and it was an interesting experience.>>83432884I personally prefer ASMR, specifically where it sounds like the person is up close to your ear. It feels very intimate.>>83432920>>83432937Using some kind of lubricant (eg. vaseline gel or lube) this works very well. Basically like using a condom but minus the experience of buying condoms.
>>83432937The vinyl ones do, the nitrile ones are quite soft. Just slide gently up and down instead of retard strength gripping your meat. Precum does the rest.
>>83432957lol i jerked off to a lot of music, metal, classic, game ost, from musicals... When i was younger i once jacked off to this nightcore song https://youtu.be/h7Nv1Jy1d0Y?si=nldSOg6WS6wxNct8
>>83432849I usually fold some toilet paper on my belly and grab it with my thumb when I'm closer so I can cover my head as I'm cumming. I've almost hit myself in the face way too many times and shooting straight up would make a mess, I always try to cover my head with something.
>>83432950i have normal sized loads but sometimes theyre bigger due to not jerking off for a long time, i just wrap my hand around the tip of my dick so it pools up into my palm
>>83432950>>83432956how much do you guys cum? It says the average is like a teaspoon, I can definitely hold a teaspoon in my hand and I have tiny girl baby bitch hands.
>>83432987like 2/3rd of picrel? I havent tested how much when i dont jack for longer. I honestly can't go like a week without it,probably.
>>83432849Usually with your mom's panties
>>83432987How low psi are your cumshots anon? Personally i've had cumshots that've landed on my face from a sitting position...
>>83432849>paper towels>toiletyou're not supposed to put them in the toilet because they don't dissolve like toilet paper does. Dump your paper towels in the trash
>>83432975>to this nightcore songfukin lol, thx for the song recom ig
>>83432849finish up aimed down right into the damn toilet like a trained zoo chimp
>>83433081>picrelWhat's the joke here?
>>83433091don't think there's a joke there, but i sometimes find it funny anyway! i think the whole comic is morbidly and pathetically charming. very good stuff.
>>83432849hump pillow
>Pre-showerLie in bed or sit down and nut on my stomach. Go and hop in the shower and clean up.>Post-showerTake a line of toilet paper squares and just aim my load against it.
>>83433173>>83432872>>83432923Why are you guys so comfortable with jizzing on yourselves?? that's nasty
>>83432957>This all being said, I've now jerked off twice while upside down (laying on bed while my body is against the wall for support and my legs are up above me) and it was an interesting experience.Tell us more
>>83432849I like to use my thumb and index finger to pinch the middle of my cock. So my index finger is squeezing my urethra, and my thumb is squeezing the front. Sometimes, I like to just squeeze the base before gooning; it feels heavenly
>>83433205It's only on me for like a minute or two. Washes away easily in the shower. One time though I kept browsing for a few minutes and it started to harden and I was grossed out.
>>83433205rather that than jizzing all over my bed
>>83433205>Why are you guys so comfortable with jizzing on yourselves?? that's nastyIt's only nasty if you don't wash yourself after, besides I get sweaty as hell masturbating anyway so a shower after that is probably for the best regardless
>>83432849>paper towels with cum in the toiletBro, you are gonna fuck your plumbing
>>83433261Isnt cum itself also a risk for clogging?
>Tell myself I'm gonna have a nice long session>Jerk off and finish in ten minutes instead
>>83432849mostly on camera lately
my dick is always leaking precum and so I used that as lubricant, feels better than actual lube
>>83433273prove it i want to see
>>83433263Indeed it is. My little step brother growing up clogged the fuck out of our shower by spanking it in there.
>>83432987>how much do you guys cum? about this much
>>83432987zero cum. I've had retrograde ejaculation forever. Cum has never shot out of my cock. The upside is I can jack off anywhere with no mess.
>>83433285oki dokihttps://litter.catbox.moe/998egamdgjv18ef1.mp4
>>83433286you're insane, jizz is extremely water-soluble. it ain't gonna clog anything. your shower was clogged by other shit. i mean he mighta cranked himself off 5 times a day in that bitch i don't know. but even doing that won't clog a fucking shower. maybe if he just hopped in there and left his 5-times-a-day load straight onto the drain without using the shower at all
>>83433296but your orgasm feels normal?
>>83433511nta but that was what it was like when i was a kid
>>83433056then my mom is gonna notice...also most people here seem to do it only once then shower. I often do it several times and dont want to shower like 4 times a day.I thought I was nasty for sometimes using the same towel twice if I do it in a row but you guys are way nastier. Not as bad as jp who Ive seen post about how they eat their own stuff out of their fleshlight including the lube.
>>83433511i do this too, you just tense your legs before you coom. it feels better actually imo. then you just pee it out.
>>83432849I don't jerk off. Sex drive died from the deprivation and loneliness. Porn stopped getting me hard. Only thing that could get my dick hard at this point is feminine attention.
I angle a tissue in front of my dick so it can catch it all. Used to do the tissue condom thing but I stopped liking the feeling of it. Sometimes I do it into a bottle I keep in the fridge just to add a progression mechanic to my goon sessions. Recently unlocked a new level of gooning where my penis doesn't get that hard anymore. Pretty sure it's ED but I don't care since I'm never going to have sex anyway and it makes goon sessions better since I still get the stimulation of stroking without getting too close and having to dial it back.
>>83432849i nut into a sex toy then clean the toy
>>83432849Oh I have a like a gallon of water based lube and a onahole. I destroyed my last three and just bought another. I do pump 3 shots of lube into the onahole and sit on the toilet. Once I am comfortable I find a video and get to work and bust into the onahole in about 10-15 minutes later and push out my mess into the sink and clean up my dick and the sink and put everything up. Anything else you want to know anon?
