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>No, I won't trade my Android for an iPhone!
>No, I won't use social media!
>No, I won't watch sports or popular tv shows!
>No, I won't get a car!
>No, I won't pay for my own place!
>No, I won't subscribe to a streaming service!
>No, I won't adapt to fashion trends!
>No, I won't initiate/join in conversations with coworkers/peers!
>No, I won't drink!
>No, I won't try drugs!
>No, I won't smoke (not even vape)!
>No, I won't go out on the weekend!
>No, I won't use dating apps!
>No, I won't get a bed frame!
>No, I won't stop being creepy weird, and boring!
You don't get to bitch about being lonely if you refuse to put in the effort to fit in.
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>>83433550
Suck a fuck bum nut
Hmm profound
I'm comedearing this thread for a broadcast
>people people of toil terraferma doom site 1 mars we ever the fuck your from obviously the crazies and the cum puppets are back but that is OK but rem well it's not OK NK TIME FOR FORGIEN OK sure tittle away ENOUGH good no not yet anyway yes taptaptap the pictures you've heard as much as me on either coms people talking about the nuclear visions going round no your not dead yet people yes we live in fear of nuclear this such ect etc BUT WE ARE ON A MOSSOON ION N we that being us the party not affiliated ahem ARE ON A MISSION DO NOT FORGET THE MISSION

broadcast over return to normal
Sexy
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Trying to be like everyone else is actually one of the worst things you can do if you want to find true friends (and not normgroid """friends""" that will abandon you as soon as you let your mask down). The best advice I can give in this shit thread is to find people who are comfortable with the real, authentic you. They're out there, believe it or not.
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>>83433550
You don't get it. We're not lonely because you ostracize us. That's fine actually, we don't like you neither. It's just that you're the overwhelming majority. That's why it feels lonely. Because there's so many of you and so few of us.
Make no mistake. If the "quantities" were reversed - you'd feel lonely too!
We don't want your sympathy.
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i simply happened upon this site and I find it quite engrossing everyone. not even the anti-woman mentality, or the advanced conversational practices employed to cloak it. nay, what is stimulating is, total truth, you and I are *quite similar*. I'm 23 and don't know what pussy tastes like, have never been in a relationship or outing, mostly just do star rail dailies and work at Subway. I was alerted to this place because I value true anonymity, heavens I prefer when I don't have to introduce myself in classes, and I've always wondered if others guys wish to have their identity hidden. I exercise but it doesn't do much for me or anything and wish I had more lung capacity. I think idpol jokes are funny, but I know I shouldn't. so, quite like you.

then I find this and HOLY. what's wrong, friends? I have to tell the truth that it's great to find other anons, but this board is like looking at a mirror made of water that keeps moving around, though it's interesting so you drop a pebble in it. feel free to call me beta/libcuck/left whatever tepid tripe people called you in algebra in seventh grade. I'd rather live as a named person than buy into this narrative.

you'd need to know my life first. probably because my instructor is helping me improve my graduate thesis, or because i have a working mom (grew up with friends) or i don't fall for propaganda like you do. it's not that i deserve more than robots, if I did I'd be right here with you. so the girl you like either is fucking chad or they are christian (the term for that is "stupid"). the point is you're totally fine. if you superego wasn't female, you'd get it. you probably think you have done nothing to deserve this, but you're only speeding up your downfall. please get offline and never come back.
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>>83433550
Why would I want to spend time with someone who cares about those things?
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>>83433550
>>No, I won't initiate/join in conversations with coworkers/peers!
I do, and I just end up making a fool out of myself.
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>>83433550
>No, I won't trade my Android for an iPhone!
already have iphone
>No, I won't use social media!
I have a facebook
>No, I won't watch sports or popular tv shows!
I watch a lot of popular tv
>No, I won't get a car!
have one
>No, I won't pay for my own place!
have had my own place before
>No, I won't subscribe to a streaming service!
yes
>No, I won't adapt to fashion trends!
I dress in a way I think looks good
>No, I won't initiate/join in conversations with coworkers/peers!
yes I have severe anxiety
>No, I won't drink!
I will, just no reason to
>No, I won't try drugs!
see above
>No, I won't smoke (not even vape)!
see above x2
>No, I won't go out on the weekend!
see above x3
>No, I won't use dating apps!
Tried they don't work for sub 8s
>No, I won't get a bed frame!
I have a twin bed which as Michel Houellebecq said is an admission you have no sex life
>No, I won't stop being creepy weird, and boring!
I don't know how to stop being how I am
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>>83433550
Genuinely god awful bait
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>>83433550
>why don't you jump off a cliff and kill yourself when all the other lemmings are doing it?
>why do you want them to not jump off a cliff and kill themselves?



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