>steal a bunch of pills>get text threatening to call police>down 20 perc 30s 10 ritalin and 10 klonopin>somebody just happens to call me an uber to the hospital to come to the gas station that i just happen to know the address of>i just happen to get in>i just happen to get there on timeQuantum immortality is ridiculously real.
>>83433592>attempt suicide for attention>get attention>get rescued>"I'm immortal"Druggies always sound like retards.
>>83434091Not suicide, just attempt to destroy evidence.