>gender>age>race>height>eye and hair colour>personality>style/fashion>any other detailsRemember this is your ideal partner, not your minimum partner. IDEAL.
>>83434399wrong board or whatever
>>83434423People have made these threads here for years newfag
Was this meant for soc?>31 >clean from meth and fake percocets since 2019>2 exes have restraining orders on me>family wants no contact because i stole everything >have a kid I dont see ever
>>83434399>foid<25-30>dont care>5'3''-6'0''>dont care>genki girl>dont care>has a vagina
>>83434399>genderFemale>age18>raceWhite>height160cm>eye and hair colourBrown brown>personalityTrad>style/fashionEmo or goth>any other detailsDoesnt have bpd
>>83434437This kind of thread has been done hundreds of times on /r9k/
>genderwoman>ageas mature as I am, screw the exact number>biological appearanceirrelevant>personalityme but female quiet, reserved, detached, eccentric so quirky chungus but not cringe>style/fashionfuzzy/warm>any other detailsnot really a small detail but she has to be drawn by me, she'd be of my own craft>>83434423people who have no actual women are the perfect candidates to talk about ideal women
>>83434399>>genderEither but very feminine regardless>>age18 and one second>>raceCaucasian, Asian or Hispanic>>heightShorter than me (6'0 even)>>eye and hair colourBlue or green eyes, red or blonde hair>>personalityOutgoing and fun but respects my boundaries and need to recharge>>style/fashionCute girly shit, mix of preppy and girl next door>>any other detailsDon't care about tits but a cute face and nice butt are a must
>>83434441>>83434459IDEAL partner thread
>>83434399>genderMale>age20-30>raceWhite, Asian, latino, or black. >heightBetween 5'5-6'>eye and hair colourDark hair, dark eyes. Sometimes I like blondes >personalityBlunt, smart, easy to talk to, is competitive >style/fashionI don't care >any other detailsLikes hockey, is athletic
>>83434468I've left some fields as irrelevant because I have no constant preference for stuff like hairstyle or eye color.
>>83434479Your ideal partner is such a huge range of races and yet has to have a specific very short height? Are you a woman?
>>83434399>F>any as long I don't get arrested (maximum of 45 tho, I don't want to marry a walking pharmacy)>there is only one, the human race, but ethnicity I prefer white, pale skin kind of white.>tall, I like 'em fucking tall 5'11+.>ginger w blue or jet black w blue.>a cunt to others but not to me, submissive with me but dominant towards others, must be possessive and jealous, must be a wrong thinker.>I prefer all black clothing or all pink, like two extremes>being a degenerate like me would be cool, but women are low t and don't get horny and trannies got aids and get ugly with age, so I'm at a loss.
>>83434399>gendermale>age23-33>racedon't care>heighttall (5'10" and above)>eye and hair colourbrown and black>personalityconfident but also nerdy like me>style/fashionwears glasses (preferably)>any other detailsisn't a momma's boy. has hair I could run my hands through and broad shoulders.
>genderF>ageTwenties>raceWhite>heightI guess around 5'6" but don't care as long as it starts with a 5>eye and hair colourBlue eyes, blonde or brunette>personalityIntroverted, kind, good sense of humour, easygoing, a little autistic but otherwise sane>style/fashionExtremely basic, cares more about comfort and functionality >any other detailsRarely touches grass, plays vidya, has some sort of creative hobby, has a nice singing voice, likes animals, doesn't want kids, is a bit chubby, has a big butt, virgin
>>83434490Yes I'm a woman. I don't really care about height, but I don't want them shorter than me (5'3) and I don't want them too much taller than me either, because I'd feel like a child next to them and I don't like that T all. I wanted to make it more open, but usually I say 5'5-5'9
>Woman (actual)>20-26>White (also white)>5'3-5'8>Green eyes, Black or Brown hair, but I also like BPD sirens with blue hair>Tomboyish, genuine and (actually) empathetic >Casual, skater or hippie style. Usually way hotter to me than dressing up>Will embrace a more traditionally feminine role and not hold it against me as I play the masculine role
>>83434497I'm pretty sure like at least 50% of the board meets those criteria.
>>83434459I take all of that back. I don't want a girlfriend/wife. I want my personal dress-up doll
>>83434533yeah idk how to describe my type exactly. there's a lot of times ive seen a conventionally attractive guy and wasn't into him. if there's no initial attraction, they aren't my type lol.
>>83434556To this day I don't know what "conventionally attractive" means. Whatever it's about a woman or a man.
>>83434585"Considered attractive by most people"
>>83434399>genderFemale>age20 to 25>racePreferably Asian>height5' 4" and below>eye and hair colourDoesn't matter the color. I do prefer shorter hair. Easier to run your hand through it when they're sucking your dick.>personalityShy around others. Devoted and enjoys doing things together. Similar interests. Enjoys giving up control and being submissive. Enjoys being adventurous in every sense of the word (New Korean place opens up. Done. Wants to go hiking. Done. Sex in the empty stairway of the hotel. Done)>style/fashionWear what I want her to wear. I have fairly good fashion sense. >any other detailsVery low body count (less than 3). Job not necessary. Enjoys traveling and being outdoors. Not afraid of spicy food. Stays fit with me (I don't mind a little chub in the right areas). A to small C cup preferred. Enjoys being dressed up and photographed in every conceivable situation. Enjoys giving/receiving affection and attention. Always ready to be bound, gagged, fucked, stuffed, blindfolded and abused. I got most of these from my wife, but we're both in our 30s so not everything is as perky as it used to be. Sex is still good though
>>83434479Do you play hockey yourself? Sadly I only play football (soccer) but I think they're rather similar.
>IDEAL>genderbiofem>age24-28>raceasian>height165-175 cm>eye colourgrey-ish>hair colourblack, maybe dark brown>personalitygenderswapped me (quiet, reserved, avoidant, homey)>style/fashionidk, whatever>any other detailsbig bonus points for pleasant voice, 18<bmi<22, stem degree and career
>>83434598I was afraid I'd get this non-answer. Don't mind it, it's just my fetish of overanalyzing popular phrases.
>>83434618No, I wish I could though, but I have health problems that affect my body weirdly. Leg problems and back problems. I also have left over problems from having to get foot surgery, I can't even run anymore
>>83434620How is it a non-answer
>>83434399>>gendermale>>age27-35>>raceDoesn't matter as long as they're civilized and not short &/or fat AF.>>heighttaller then me>>eye and hair colourdon't care>>personalityintrovert but not so introverted they won't go out to walk around etc.>>style/fashionI don't like styles that look performative or wannabe rich. >>any other detailsNo stoners/druggies/alchoholics, no consoomers, no cynical nihilists.
>>83434399>gender(actual) female>age20-30>racewhite>heightdon't really care 5'0-6'0, ideal 5'5 i guess>eye and hair colourblue or green eyes, red or blonde hair>personalitylikes outdoor stuff (i spend most of my time hunting and fishing)>style/fashionno preference, whatever she is comfy with>any other detailslikes autistic shit, for example i like to collect rocks
>>83434666How old are you and were you in the military
>>83434645"most people" is really ambiguoushow do I (or you) know what most of people (which people? all of the earth population? people in western cultural zone?) prefer? what kind of "attractive" is even that? because men/women people put on paintings may not be someone they'd want to marry and they may not be someone they'd have sex with?questions questions questions
>>83434399>>gendermale>>age22>>racehapa>>height5'9>>eye and hair colourdark brown, dark brown>>personalitysupreme gentleman>>style/fashiondesigner>>any other detailsperfected by god
>>83434694Okay just autism, I ignore
>>83434721told ya, but you didn't listen
>>83434399as a male my ideal partner is>genderfemale>ageancient, millions, billions or trillions of years >racedragon>height6'4>eye and hair colour??? eyes and straight black hair>personalitydont know until i meet her, but probably interested in me and intelligent, doesnt let emotions control her, is loyal>style/fashionnaked for me, and wears my black hoodie and sweatpants she stole>any other detailshuge black dragon the size of a galaxy or bigger, but can shapeshift into a curvy human 6'4 form, flat stomach, round ass and tit, perfect shape, has never been with another person except me and never will
>>83434749>race>dragonunfathomably based
>>83434749why dragon?>inb4 to drag on my balls on her face
>>83434399>genderF>age20-28>raceWhite/euro>height5'7~>eye and hair colourBlack hair light eyes>personalityChill but cool>style/fashionSome sort of goth/alt/e-girl thing>any other detailsPale skin for the combo. Is into horror movies and games. Is into occultism. Not necessarily religious but is spiritual.
>>83434759hell yeah>>83434766because its the coolest species of all time?they signify ancient, power, grandness etctheyre also quite esoteric, and know many wisdoms you dont, im sure her and her dragon clan know much about the world that we dont
>>83434399>gendermale>age28 - 40>raceWhite or Asian preferably but it really doesn't matter that much to me >height5'10 - 6'2 >eye and hair colourBlonde hair is really cute. I like blue eyes, but again, it doesn't matter. Big brown eyes can be very lovely. >personalitySweet and gentle, homebody, wants to have a family, nerdy>style/fashionCozy and practical. Silly t-shirts are nice!>any other detailsHmm.. I wish I had a brain to think with so I could add more details here but I don't
>>83434749>>83434812forgot to mention that in her human form she has horns and a tail.
>>83434820I should seriously think more about what I post in this kind of thread, because I'm close to that but I know for sure an /r9k/ poster is not even close to an ideal
>>83434846I'm pretty sure there are some decent people on here anon! I do wonder what most of us are hoping to get out of browsing this site, though.
>>83434820You cast a wide net and I found myself in it.
>>83434399>female>white/pale skin>under 30>skinny>not a complete nutter>feminine>doesnt have massive tits>some kind of failed normie like me>has hobbies and not just gossip/youtube/tiktok slop>will spam me for attention>will listen to me blogpost or ramble on about stuff>will blogpost/ramble to me>is okay being quiet in the same room together>not a giant attentionwhore>not an edgelord>will take care of me when im sick>submissive>likes to cook>creative>wants kids>protective of me when im not around>shorter than me>doesnt cake on makeup>no male friends>long hair with bangs>minimal body hair, willing to get laser if required>will play 2 player games with me>likes affection/touching>loyal>kind>not a giant extrovert>wants to do everything together>wants to be a wife
>>83434399>>83434468You will never find happiness in this life if your ideal is too concrete.You're an unreasonable woman, and I feel nothing but pity for you.
>>83434479>Between 5'5-6'Excluded yet again for being too tall. Short kings have it easy.t. 6'2
>>83434923I don't mind to call anyone decent or indecent. I simply mean that these descriptions are very vague and are focusing on unimportant vanities for something that is supposed to be the ideal.Not that I have any better way of explaining what my ideal is.>>83435429>life>idea>in the exact same sentence
>>83435433Are you any of the other things?
>>83435439You are a soulless automaton that only wants a partner to fulfill some kind of social status marker, I've guessed this much without ever seeing what your ideal is, it's so weirdly obvious that you don't actually want anything real beyond what others might think about you due to who your ideal partner is.How close am I to the truth?
>>83434479Everything except I don't care for sports, hockey included, and I'm not really athletic beyond working out a handful of times a week, sad.
>>83435448To be blunt, yeah, I'm pretty smart. What's the biggest number you can think of? Double it. That's still smaller than the biggest number I can think of.
>>83435457>How close am I to the truth?fumbled here, rest is built up on this>wants a partner
>>83434399>no gender>age.... uh.. -1>no race>no height>no eyes, no hair>no personality>no style>non existent
>>83435461You don't like any sports? >>83435464Lol you sound cocky as well
>>83435477You're the girl that banged that table.
>>83435486Huh? What do you mean? I've never done something like that before
>>83435494I meant that time you jolted forward and ended up accidentally banging against the table when a goal was scored. What did you think I meant?
>>83434666>no cynical nihilistsI checked literally everything except that last one, kek.
What is even the point of this thread, nobody is going to find someone here and even if a girl would, she would most likely live at least 1000km away. The closest a girl ever lived to me on 4chan was 600 km and even this is not possible to have a relationship with distance wise. And in the end they will still ghost you because women have endless options and you are just some loser on 4chan. The last one broke my heart because she was perfect, never again I can not do this. Women will never give a fuck about a man's feelings we are just tools for them.
>>83435494he's most probably schizo thinking he's talking with specific people from his life
>>83435512Lol yes, that was me.
>>83435512>>83435534Wait but how did you know?
>>83434399>>genderFemale>>age25-35>>raceHuman>>height5'6-5'9>>eye and hair colourGreen, blonde>>personalityUnsettling>>style/fashionHigh class rich girl core>>any other detailsShe should want a schizophrenic manchild husband who will only ever hold her back
>>83435527Suck it.>>83435534Do you remember my team?>>83435547I'm smart, as per requested.
>>83435558Lol, was it Montreal? I remember talking to you I think. Were you the anon who said that's the only hockey team you know?
>>83434399>genderF>age19-22>racewhite>height5'7-5'9>eye and hair colourgreen to brown. dark hair>personalityhigh energy and sometimes mean, but usually nice to me>style/fashionalt, sometimes girly
>>83435576Yes, that was me. I'm slightly out of your age range though, as I turned 31 less than a month ago. And, I don't really watch sports, as you know.
>>83435585Oh, well it's still nice to talk to you again though. And to answer your question from the last thread, about why I don't play, it's because I wouldn't pass a physical because of health problems I've mentioned here >>83434624
>>83435624Likewise, it's nice to talk to you again. Were you always competitive/into sports or did that start after your health issues? Right now, I'm imagining your troubles were born out of a brawl on the ice rink.
>>83435658It actually happened when I was running when I was younger, I had twisted my ankle badly, my parents ignored me when I complained about it to them, so the pain in my foot just continued and continued. After months it didn't get better, and after a year of walking on it, it had gotten to a point where I couldn't walk without crying in pain during it. I had a pretty terrible limp, and all the muscles in my foot and leg were extremely stressed and tensed. I had started walking weird and walking on the side of my foot, instead of my foot being completely on the ground, and I always wore my shoes way more than I should have because the pressure felt good on my foot, I'd even fall asleep with them on. And none of that helped my foot at all. But after I finally got brought to the doctor, after a year since it was first injured, it took them one failed session of physical therapy to tell my parents that I needed surgery on it. And also more physical therapy after the surgery. They told me realistically it'd take over a decade or over a decade, for it to go back to normal. But I also didn't complete my full therapy, because the place I went to got shut down, so I never learned how to run normally, and now I don't know how without it causing my foot to roll weirdly. >Were you always competitive/into sportsAlways I've always enjoyed them. Before the injury, I had actually had dreams of running track
>>83434399>genderwoman>age28-36>racelatiner>height5'7"+>eye and hair colouri don't care, but if she's latiner it's realistically brown on brown>personalitymildly based, more extroverted than me, can get me to laugh. i can't be with a bitch that ain't funny. enthusiastic about life. healthy balance of touching grass and rotting at home. plays board games with me>style/fashioni don't care>any other detailsim a short man and i love a tall, curvy woman. i want a bitch to lay on me. i wanna feel like princess and the pea, except im the pea and shes the matress
>>83434399>genderFemale>age29-36>raceWhite/Latina >height5'7 or 5'8>eye and hair colourA pretty eye color would be nice. >personalityFunny, witty, charming, and supportive.>style/fashionYes. I'm not very good at fashion. >any other detailsShe loves me and encourages me and is very loyal.
>>genderMale>>age26 - 32>>raceWhite or Asian>>heightDoesnt really matter but I guess taller then me would be IDEAL so 6'2>>eye and hair colourDark hair blue eyes>>personalityAggressive smart confident >>style/fashionExpressive>>any other detailsGayWants the best for both of us
>>83434399>gendermale>age25-35>racewhite>height5'8''-6'5''>eye and hair colourcolored eyes, chestnut hairs >personalityfatherly, caring, protective, unyielding, doesn't believe in slave morality>style/fashionsuits, coats, well groomed, and expects the same from me>any other detailslikes silence, and snow. can feel at home anywhere, not bound to some specific nation.
>>83434399>genderbiomale>age21-27 >racedont care about race, just have a big cock>heightmin 177cm>eye and hair colourlong or semi long hair, whatever colour>personalitya five stars psychopath bf >style/fashionindie >any other details120+ iq to balance things ;Dbasically a stem lord skinny young dominant very well endowed bf (jew maybe)
>>83435733I never would've guessed your brawl was with the ground. I supposed it got tired of you walking all over it.I'm sorry to hear about the whole ordeal. I imagine the lack of affordable healthcare played a big part at every step. From your parents downplaying the pain, to you eventually keeping it to yourself, and that place shutting down. Unless you kept complaining over those months and they just didn't care..?How long ago was all this? Are you anywhere close to that decade ending?>I had actually had dreams of running trackEver thought of picking up something like motorcycling or was it mainly for the runner's high?As for the competitiveness, ever picked up Age of Empires 2?I asked a lot of questions, but I'm ideally going to bed soon-ish. In case, we don't talk again, I wish you well. Hope you get back on track, so to speak.
>>83435842>never would've guessed your brawl was with the ground. I supposed it got tired of you walking all over it.That is a little embarrassing, isn't it? Everytime I think back to that part of my life I feel so embarrassed, because I got made fun of so much by my own family because I couldn't walk. >I imagine the lack of affordable healthcare played a big part at every stepYep >Unless you kept complaining over those months and they just didn't care..?I complained a lot, but eventually I started getting into trouble for it, so after a while I just stopped trying. >Are you anywhere close to that decade ending?Almost there. It was when I was 10. Just 1-2 years >motorcycling or was it mainly for the runner's high?Running was just very enjoyable. I'm still kind of active, I walk a lot anytime I have any free time. But even eventually walking will start hurting, because of my foot problems, and just my knee problems caused by other health problems. I just kind of constantly move my legs around, even when sitting. It's very relieving feeling to walk and do stuff like that. My dad had restless leg syndrome, and my has mentioned her thinking I have it as well >As for the competitiveness, ever picked up Age of Empires 2?I don't really play games desu >In case, we don't talk again, I wish you wellI'm going to bed too, it's 2:30am rn. I wish you well, as well. >Hope you get back on track, so to speak.Lol Also, sleep well anon.
>>83434399>genderF>age22>raceWhite>height6'>eye and hair colourBlue eyes, long jet black hair. >personalityRelaxed and content>style/fashionComfy oversized jumpers>any other detailsSuper into me, intelligent.
>>83435776This is basically me. Except I dont always wear suits.
>>83434399>ideal partner thread>no weight section
>>83435776I intend to learn German so I can read Him in his native tongue.
>>83435789What race are you? What kind of relationship do you want?
>>83434399>F>eh 36-40 zoomers anger me, and proto-zoomers are even worse.They must be relatable. >I am honestly not sure. >5'9 or higher>black/ black>spontaneous when she needs to be but a dedicated artist >hippie or gothiic>good relationship with her parents.
>white>is fine with a mutual open relationship or mutal open marriage>loves me for me and wont ever go no contact with me >nerdy appearance and likes playing pc games daily >wears glasses >can be short or tall >loves to voice call My discord is sweetletters._ Yes I'm chickn if you haven't seen my previous posts. I changed my discord tag because I kept getting banned for violent extremism, not because of anonymous hate comments.
>male >23-25>white, east asian>5'8-5'11>clingy, assertive, introverted, asocial, caring, protective, observant, smart, shy, self conscious, maybe eccentric, hopeless romantic >elegant/cosy or laid back>I'm his main and only source of human interaction
>>83434399>female>16>white>4'11''>blue eyes, dark hair>quiet, artistic, romantic, grateful, slightly prudish but easily aroused and wants kids>sophisticated dresses, possibly lolita adjacent >smells nice, has a sweet voice
>>83434399>genderfoid>age18>racewhite>height170cm>eye and hair colourblue and black>personalitysmart and non-judging of me>style/fashiongeneric alternative>any other detailsloves me
>>83434399>genderbiological female>age18+, maturity is more important>raceNot black, white and asian preferred>heightShorter than me (6'2")>eye and hair colourLighter eyes preferred>personalityIntroverted, bubbly, nerdy>style/fashionLikes to dress cute>any other detailsWants to be a stay at home wife and mother>>83434820I also meet your criteria, but I have brown hair and green eyes.
>>83434399>genderFemale>ageYounger than me>raceChinese >heightShorter than me>eye and hair colourRed. Black and long.>personalityOutwardly a bit eccentric but otherwise calm and normal, inwardly a dirty degenerate. Homebody.>style/fashionAncient chinese historical dresses>any other detailsVIRGIN and she's as sexually degenerate at me. I don't mind if she's more more but she can't be less.
>genderMy husband.>ageMy husband.>raceMy husband.>heightMy husband.>eye and hair colourMy husband.>personalityMy husband.>style/fashionMy husband.>any other detailsDid I mention my husband?
>genderMale, straight, no symptoms of ago>age18, moids age like wine>raceWhite, of Germanic or Nordic ancestry. Skin color: 2 or 3 in Von Luschan's scale>heightI want him to be imposing: 6'7 tall, with a lean body>eye colour and hair colourEye: anything from 16 to 11 in Martin's scale, but I think 14 is a good oneHair color: Fischer-Saller A or B (light blonde hair)>personalityLoving, loyal and very ambitious, not in a pathological way. He would be a great husband>style/fashionSince he can't dress in the fashion I want (1910s/1920s), he would dress in an elegant, preppy way>Any other detailsMultilingual, he would be smart and intelligent, speak his mother language, French and English
>>83434399>F>below 35>white / black or brown with cute face >155 cm - 165 cm>brown, brown>kind, loving, loyal>not a whore>not a snake404 I know
>>83434399>female >anything under 25>white, pale white>5'5 and below>dark blue, dark red hair >obsessive, yet relaxed and passive>feminine, traditional >soft and cuddly, thick body with massive assets.
>>83436282>I'm his main and only source of human interactionCan you be my main and only source of human interaction
>>83436629I hope you and your husband suffer a slow painful death.
>>83436629I hope you and your husband enjoy a long joyful life.
>>83437151Look at this simp faggot.
>female>18-24>white>150-160cm>blue eyes blonde hair>stacy>stacy>stacy
>>83437158fuck you I love when things are wholesome origami
>>83434399>girl>18>scandinavian>~5'8>blonde, blue>intelligent, good, open-minded>anything. anything not slobbyi am reminiscing someone i never got to bangbut that is a good combo at any time
>>83434399Just give me Chitanda, I would be fine.
>>83434399>Female>Start of puberty so like 8-12>White>Don't care, shorter than me>Black hair, blue eyes>Phlegmatic disposition, intelligent, open minded>Generally tight form fitting stuff but I don't mind if she goes through various styles, it should be a little slutty at minimum>She should have an innie, share the counterparts of my fetishes and my interests, her build should be skinny overall but with bottom heavy curves and if she gains weight it should all go to her ass and thighs
>>83434399>race>minimum
>>83434399>>genderfemale>>age22 and up>>racecaucasion, latina>>heightany>>eye and hair colourdark>>personalityfemcelis deep into board culturedescribes herself as a femchudgave up on love after she was deemed too autistic and weird by everyonevery forward and direct, barely understands social filtersstutters or mumbles a lotbad eating habits / forgets to eat because she games all dayrages / cries in videogames when she loseshates modern slut culture even though she has degenerate fantasiesvirgininitially shy but makes a big effort to talk and keep interestbecomes insanely clingy and devotedincredibly friendly, maybe too friendly, people pleasergets genuinely happy out of doing things like cooking/cleaning/talking to me/ just sitting around with megood with money / doesn't overspend like a materialistic whorebanters with me>>style/fashionwears hoodies and baggy clothingmessy hairdoesn't wear makeup, tried it once but failed
>foid>19>looks black but with whiter skin>5'7>black eyes and black curly hair>Babies me. Able to talk for hours without my input>tight long striped long sleeves with big baggy pants, wears glasses
>>83434399>female (female)>25-38>5'7-5'10''>blonde hair, brown eyes>sunny, cheery, kind>shitkicker boots, tight jeans, tank top, camo>single amputee at the left shoulderhey i had a dream once okay? probably one of a dozen good one in my life. please contact immediately if you only have 1 arm, we are meant to be together but are ignorant of one another presently
>>83434399>>genderMale >>age28+>>raceWhite>>height5'10 or more>>eye and hair colourNo redheads or gingers>>personalityKind, obsessed with me, mature, emotionally stable>>style/fashionI'd like for him to dress nice like button ups and slacks but also he can dress in nerd shirts>>any other detailsSkelly and preferably khhv and looks like viktor. And intelligent with a job
>>83434479Not either of those posters, but I think it is absurdly hard to imagine what your ideal partner would be when you find yourself unable to being with anyone at all.It makes you think the bare minimum according to some would be literally perfection to you, do to not even thinking that's attainable. I'm saying this as someone who wasn't around girls growing up and missed out on girls who may have actually been interested later since I was so 100% convinced they couldn't like a guy like me and then getting pass over by girls less attractive. Everything fucks your head so bad.
>>83439444mean to reply to this >>83434468But I am still too fucking hung over
>>83434399>trans f>25-30>white or latina>dark hair dark eyes>taller, slim>romantic, nerdy, wears dark clothes, likes old movies, someone to forget our loneliness with, patient, doesn't mind I'm a loser
every single reply from men mentions something that excludes me but i apparently can't say i'm a femcel
>>83434399>>gendermale>>age27>>racewhite>>height175>>eye and hair colourblue, honey-like blonde hair>>personalitydevout, jaded, thoughtful, caring, ambitious, lustful, perfectionist, burdened by guilt>>style/fashionfreshly pressed shirts, designer perfume, camel hair coat, cashmere baby blue scarf >>any other detailsI miss you
>>83439595Why aren't you sexual deviant
>>83434399>female>30-33>asian/white/latina>5'7"-5'11">brown/olive, black>sweet, kind, smart, funny>subtly goth-like, but mostly because her style is mostly black, not because she's egregiously goth>gently dominant, gives me forehead kisses, gives me head pats, let's me fall asleep on her chest, calls me "puppy", listens to stoner/doom, sludge metal, grindcore or '80s hardcore a lot
>>83434399>gendermale>agesame as me>racewhite>height6'2 or more>eye and hair colourpiercing blue eyes, any hair color>personalityReally aggressive and possessive, almost psychotic, a bit violent to others, and hates all women except me>style/fashionAny dress that shows off his hot body and makes him hot>any other detailsmuscular but not too much, rich, strong, really into makeup up nail, and hair styling, so he can help me
>>83439595This is ideal you retard it's normal to be excluded.
>>83439822So many women think they HAVE to be a man's ideal, it's Disney princess shit
>>83434694Kate Upton is considered conventionally attractive. I think she's a refrigerator with giant boobs and a decently pretty face. But I she doesn't have any "spark" for me
>>83434399>gendermale>age25-35>racewhite>height5'9-5'11>eye and hair colouridc that much but i like dark hair>personalitylikes video games, funny, can playfully make fun of each other, masculine acting but can be subby and lets me dom him sometimes, worships my body >style/fashioni actually dont care, the less a man is into fashion the cuter he is to me.>any other detailsi need him to never talk to other women ever and he has to be a virgin. just someone who doesnt crave female validation outside of a relationship
>>83434497I fit this but im 2 years too young. bad luck.
>>83434399This is a reminder that if you didn't experience love in your teenage years you might as well just give up.
>>83434399>>genderF>>ageidc>>racewhite>>heightIDC as long as she isn't taller>>eye and hair colourblond and red eyes>>personalityArcueid>>style/fashionArcueid>>any other detailsidc
>>83439871Huh, I'm most of these except taller and maybe not the most masculineBut I'm also fat, balding, and have a couple online female friends I'd still like to talk to
>>83439709What>>83439822i mean, i'm not talking about stuff like eye color or whatever
>>83439946Very few of the traits listed ITT are actually required in a partner
>>83439595is it because ur black
>>83439871this is me except I'm 6'2>rejected due to TOO TALLshame.
>>83435789yo i fit thismy burner is lunaflow_110
>>83439921by masculine i think i just mean not a doormat. balding and fat would be fine for me (depending on how fat, i cant do obese). im too insecure for men with female friends, even if theyre online
>>83435448I'm not anything, I'm just 6'2
>>83439961yes (is it that obvious?)>>83439958>Very few of the traits listedi know which ones are though........
>>83439998I'm probably too fat, and sadly that level of insecurity sounds hard to deal withI'll pass you along to >>83439978
>>83439946You said you don't fully meet anyone's ideal requirements and one of mine was to be a deviant so I am asking you why aren't you a degenerate?
>>83440032Next you'll be fat too
>>83440078And a nonvirgin
>>83440064i am but only in private, i would never admit this to a man i was dating or engage in any deviant sexual acts irl>>83440078shut upi'm not and even if i was it wouldn't matter because being fat would not be intrinsic part of me that's impossible to get rid of >>83440100you shut up too i am khhv
>>83440036I may be in shape with hair (for now), but sadly my autism and avoidant tendencies make it impossible for me to interact with people in a normal way, rendering relationships impossible. Thus, I may be a virgin with no female friends, but it's not for an appealing reason. And for those reasons, I'm out.
>>83434399>genderfemale>age16>raceeast asian>height5'3>eye and hair colourbrown and black>personalityobsessive, and nerdy introvert>style/fashionalt fashion not sure what exactly>any other detailsshe uses the chan and she's kinda edgy
>>83440107That's reason my ideal is a fellow degenerate. Even other guys think I'm a freak.
how can whites be incels when all the retarded foids want a white guy.... so stupid it's like white people don't know how bad it actually is
>>83440157They can't. You'll see different retards trying cope with their failures to use their advantages all the time or they're just demoralization trolling kek.>noooo height doesnt matter im 6'3 and never had a gfNever fails to get a chuckle out of me.
>>83435733A liar and a coward, very sad traits in a male.
>>83440157because its a thread about ideals and not every white guy fits the ideal?
>>83440243I'm 6'2" AND white but still a wizardCome at me bro
i want a nineteen year old autistic male who is a little stupid yet thinks of himself as highly intelligent who has little play with women outside of alt bpdemons despite being cute because of his intense autism and chud rage. he should be bisexual and a little curious about being more submissive with a feminine dude. he should be passionate to the point of cringe about things he now feels he is allowed to like because of how popular and normgroid everything is now
>>83440287same man, only 6'4 and unironically have yellow fever, but balding now so it doesn't even matter.
>>83439894SHUTCHO
>>83434399male16-28strong but chubby, lots of body hair, especially thick happy trail5'9 - 6'1wavy or curly haircozy cuddly teddy bear personality who makes corny jokes and is great with kids, but has a hidden intensity that comes out in specific places, like being vey competitive with other guys and being very possessive of me. strong sense of justice. dresses simply but well, cares about clothing quality and how well it fits.finds it cute when i'm a nasty little thing and lets me perv on him while he just chuckles and isn't very bothered. eats healthily and has good hygiene but works blue collar and sweats alot.
>>83440905I'm pretty much all of that except the age, body type, height, hair, personality, blue collar job, or sweatiness. Interested?
>>83434399>genderwoman>age26>racewhite>height5'10>eye and hair colourblue, blonde>personalitygreat>style/fashionhigh
>>83441067>claims to want a woman>posts a troon
>>83441236I think it's past your bedtime boomer
>>83440157When they say they want a White guy they meam they want a White chad. They don't want a 5'10" White nerd in his thirties.
>>83434399>genderWoman (Female) might do male in a few years if I get desperate.>age18+ (im 24 for reference)>raceWhite, but willing to date light skinned ethnics.>height5ft+>eye and hair colourany>personalityLoves me>style/fashiondon't care>any other detailsNo fatties. ideally under 50kg.
>>83434399>>genderF>>age20 - 30>>raceDon't care, white skin. >>heightDon't care>>eye and hair colourDon't care.>>personalityInto weeb stuff. YapperInto weird stuffMaybe artsy or open minded at least. Likes the 2000s, true crime, horror, etc.Kind, homebody, motherly and a bit lazy.>>style/fashionDon't care, whatever she likes.>>any other detailsBig boobs, chubby.
>>83434399>GenderFemale.. biological female. No troons>ageHard to say but 19 to 30 is fine>Eye/Hair colorDon't care and have been proven wrong on my preferences before.>PersonalityFunny... like actually can make me laugh funny. Sweet, kind to me, clever and helpful. Also grateful. Also sexually aggressive towards me and is blatant in her desire for me. Has been through a fucked up childhood like me and survived so she can relate a little to me.>Style and fashionEasier to name what I dont want (hiphop bitches, gold diggers who have to look nice all the time, people obsessed with brand names) I like punk/Goth/rocker chicks but Im an adult now and a girl wearing normie clothes is fine. I dated a fashion designer before and she dressed very pretty and turned me on despite not being what I was into normally.Any other details>Not seeking attention on social media. The horrible behavior of women can be dirrectly correlated to this. I don't care if she has one but how she uses it and what she posts is an indication of who she is.>I think glasses are cute on girls.>I usually date white girls but I'm not turned off by other types of girls if they are pretty enough.>Bisexual leaning much heavier towards girls, but feels feelings for me, and specifically says there is no one she knows like me (been told this a lot)>Up for regular FFM threesomes.>Generous with sucking cock>Plays videogames and likes playing me at Tekken.>Doesnt know much about finance or geopolitics but is impressed and excited learning about it from me>Slightly worried I might leave her cause she thinks Im too good for her.>Loyal but we both agree other girls dont count as cheating cause I have a cock and they dontThis is IDEAL. I am aware not only do women like this not exist, women meeting the bare minimum of having a personality and sense of humor dont exist.
>>83439368>No redheads or gingersfuck this gay earth and my ginger beard. You would never know if i shaved it like i used to.
>>83436282How old are you? Sadly, I have to interact with a lot of people at work.
>genderfemale>ageideally over 24>racedon't care>height>eye and hair colourdon't care>personalityjust be nice>style/fashionnot slutty>any other detailslikes classical literature, theatre, and classical music-it's what I do in my free time anyway.
>>83442234>Remember this is your ideal partner, not your minimum partner. IDEAL.
>>83442242NTA but my ideal partner is a sex toy that makes 6 figures and cooks me 3 meals a day.
>>83439871>too tall>lost v card to LTRsadgood luck short bros.
>>83434399>genderFemale>ageSomewhere between 18 and 30>raceWhite or mixed>heightDon't care>eye and hair colourRed hair>personalityLikes to be quirky and funny and tell lame jokes.>style/fashionAlt gf>any other detailsHonestly, I'm sad because I ended up describing my ex again.
Stupid thread has me feeling feels now.Ugggg....I hate modern society and how shitty everyone is now
>>83442329Explain yourself, voice your feelings, elucidate these thoughts.
>>83442319Lol you are me from the past.>Makes me miss my exI know the feel, but they aren't who they used to be and its best to just let gohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E-NGbbxEMI4Love doesn't exist anymore.
>>83442370Meh, might as well...>>83442150This one is me. A TL;DR is fucked up childhood where I raised myself. All my families dead (murder). I was a manwhore for a long time but I was always seeking a valid relationship.My views on relationships are messed up cause girls frequently cheated with me, not in a just for sex way, they usually got super attached. Been like that since 14 and it fucked up how I see women.>Most of what I listedIve actually had stuff pretty similar to this in my past except for one key thing, they always burn everything down then blame me for their issues even though we both know its a lie and they are dodging accountability.The personality part is what kills me.Girls don't have personalities anymore.They are always online seeking attention.They are always shitty.It wasn't always like this, but it is now.It's depressing. And yeah, given my fucked up upbringing, kinda would.like someone who just is there for me and is kind and sweet and doesn't blame me for them getting "bored" or make up problems cause they are bored... but my dude, this shit is gone.>Women are terminally online>Women are obsessed with their online image>Women are ungrateful.And the worse part is they will change on a dime and sell you out for the approval of strangers and then act shocked when you leave.And I'm not the only one. The #1 thing guys want here is a girl who is nice to them.Luckily, I'm attractive enough, get sex, have a decent career, and have found peace despite my troubled past.But yeah, it sucks knowing that wo.en used to have personalities and be kind and worth being friends with, and now they are all bitchy shitty boring people who are treacherous...Its like the only thing they care about is "being hot". They genuinely dont understand how horrible they are now and that they are brainwashed by social media.
>gender Female or MTF or Femboy>age 20-32>race White, East Asian, or Middle Eastern >height Any>eye and hair colour Any>personality Nerdy, weeb, gamer, kind,>style/fashion Goth, streetwear, or nerd>any other details Add me on discord if you fit:flyingcupnoodle
>>83442928>easily hurt himhmmm
>>83442943Got a problem, fag?
>>83442928waow.. this is really hot.. if you find this guy i want him as well
>>83434399>female by birth>16-17>anything but Asian, Brown or Black>5'8 to 6'1>don't care>Sweet and dignified + bonus points if she prioritizes my pleasure over hers>Anything cute>Hasn't felt romantic love for other men before meI'm goated so I'm not settling for less either way
>>83434399>>genderF>>ageWithin one year of mine>>raceWhite>>height170cm (tall women age better)>>eye and hair colourHazel blue and raven black.>>personalityKind, funny, intelligent, assertive, confident and humble. >>style/fashionAny.>>any other detailsBookworm and enjoys live music. If ESL, C2 proficiency.Now on a realistic note: my pick for picrel (rules are you only get 15$ and have to spend at least $1 on each category).my reasoning:>50%Whether someone cheats is predicated solely in their own emotional maturity. If someone is going to cheat, there's nothing you can do to stop them. It is ALWAYS 50/50. >Rest easy no crazy here.I'm trying to build a life, and open space for someone who wants to walk a path together. No kind of crazy is acceptable, otherwise she's just another mental burden. Not worth it.>Coolest girl you've ever met.There's literally no other reason to commit to spending the rest of your life with someone if this is not a given.>4/10 face, 2/10 bodyso basically Melissa McCarthy. I can work with that.
>>83434399>Gender: female>Age: 20-30>Race: White or Japanese>Height: Don't care>Eye and hair color: Don't care>Personality: The exact same as me>Style/fashion: don't care>Other details: Virgin, wants kids
>>83435439Ah, I guess they are a bit vague. There are just so many different kinds of people I can picture myself loving and so many different traits I find myself attracted to that it is a little bit difficult to narrow it all down into one ideal. I think you're very good at explaining your thoughts! Articulate is the word. >>83435404I really like the way you worded this. What are your ideals anon? c: Have you posted itt? >>83436335Hmmm, I fit yours as well. Are those really your only requirements?
>>83442272>good luck short bros.Its already over. There was only a single woman who ITT willing to slum it down to 5'5 and you still have to compete with 6' dudes.
>>83434399>>genderFemale>>ageLate 20s-early 30s>>raceTwo or more races (White, Asian, Latino, Middle Eastern, Northern African, Native American)NOT Eastern European, Black African, Pacific Islander, Inuit>>height6'1 (185cm)>>eye and hair colourbrown/brown>>personalitySimple>>style/fashionMiddle class suburban America>>any other detailsDoes not have a dickAny foids who meet these specifications hit me up @ itsyaboyskinnypenis
>>83434399> XY> early 20s> white> 5'7 minimum> brown eyes brown here , dark hair light eyes maybe fair skin complexion with high contrast > talks to me , loves me , bakes and plays games with me , obsessive , can give me his blood > anything but nigger clothes > needs to be virgin or low body count , noticer , is willing to commit to relationship and not a fuck thing, physically affectionate , old romance
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>gendermale>age20+>racejewish>height5'10+>eye and hair colouridgaf just not blond>personalitysmart, slightly evil, funny, weird
>>83446099>picrelI look like him in Hesher movie but skinnyfat.Is Jewish a dealbreaker,though?
>>83434399No description needed
>>83446148Picrel is disgusting anon, I should've added good hygiene to my list.
>>83434666He's literally me.oregano
>genderhas a vagina>age22-27, i'm 19M it's just girls in that age range are maturer, kinder, and more attractive. also they have way more sex than late teenagers>racepalish white. i'm not a chud or anything it's just they're the cutest >heighttall. around 5'11>eye and hair colourbrown hair, maybe ginger>personalityHIGHLY VALUES KINDNESS AND MORALS, caring, gets me to talk and come out my comfort zone, slightly extroverted>style/fashionwears warm cozy attire like cute jumpers. sometimes wears crop tops and skirts cus that's hot.Shoulder lengh hairno tattoos, or tattoos only under her clothesaverage body type, a bit of pudgeNot into goth girls, don't know why so many are>any other detailsinterests are politics, history, mangaor maybe a normie popular girl because i like the nerd x gyaru dynamicoutdoorsy, we go camping and hiking a lotcomforts me and cuddles me a lothigh-sex-drive, into gentle femdomdoesn't smokesmoking weed is fine, we do drugs together (shrooms mostly, MDMA) and get drunk together
>>83444229>Are those really your only requirements?Yes. I'll leave my throwaway Discord if you want to chat: oreganolobster
>>83434399>>genderFemale>>age20-32>>racedoesn't matter>>heightdon't care>>eye and hair colourdon't care>>personalityLoyal,center to right leaning,nerdy>>style/fashiongoth>>any other detailsHave huge honkin boobs
>>83434399>be me>break up with gf of 9 months because i can't deal with her needs and neuroticism>3 months go by, i lock in on uni and gym>decide i can date again>meet cute wasian on datingapp>she's getting a good education>she's also a film enthusiast>she's also a weeb>she doesn't mind my nerdy hobbies>also loves gym and cardio>she fucks well, great body>loves when i suck her tits>she's never had a boyfriend, only dated>she's a bit quirky chungus but what can you do>high freak level. edibles, bondage, toys etc. open-minded. (my style)so might there be a catch?
>>83434399>genderF>age25+>raceanything but black, I'm not racist but I'm from the south so a lot of people are so it just wouldn't work>height5' - 5'7">eye and hair colordon't care>personalityintroverted, loves nature and animals, likes to joke about EVERYTHING but can be serious if the moment calls for it, can be a slight pervert but MUST. HATE. COOMERS. lol>style/fashionno obsessive amount of makeup use>any other detailsmust like any type of rock music, have an artistic hobby preferably in digital drawing or music creation, doesn't use AI for anything but a search engine, no drugs/alcohol/smoking, must be into PC gaming
>>83446531lol, I have a similar kilt. It's nice.> leafgreenflowerI know this probably a scam, but I'm bored. Is this a discord username?
>>83446900>anything but black, I'm not racist but I'm from the south so a lot of people are so it just wouldn't workI don't know if admitting to being a coward is much better...
>>83447175It is. I'm not disappointing my parents just for some black girl.
>>83434399>genderF>age20-25>raceidc that much but non white (pref. black)>heightabove 165cm>hair and eyescurly/wavy hair. if white, green eyes>personalitysweet, quirky, funny (optional), does some physical activity, respects my nerd hobbies but encourages me to try hers>stylewhatever, maybe art hoe/alt, as long as it gives warm vibes>othera good smile. cute of course
>>83434399>genderW word>age19<>raceWhite>height1.70<>eye and hair colourBrown and brown>personalityFunny>style/fashionFashioned late 2010's
>genderFemale>age18-29>raceAny but non Jews or black>heightAny>eye and hair colourRed hair is ideal>personalityEnergetic. Doesn't have to be a nerd just listen to me and I will listen to her. I want to do fun things with her and she can make me go outside. She can have other friends but makes time for me and puts me first as I will always put her first.>style/fashionDon't care other than take showers sometimes and do not smell>any other detailsIf I could be the breadwinner and she can be my stay at home wife that would be perfect. We don't have to get married I just want to come home to someone who can hold me
>>83434399>genderDon't care>age25 to 40>race>height>eye and hair colourEye color no preference. I do have a weakness for red hair and dark hair>personalityI need someone social. Out going. Who will nag at me to go to the gym>style/fashionNo preference >any other detailsI want a stay at home house spouse. Someone to tend to the family and protect the home while I am at work earning money. Although I am gross and ugly I have an above average sex drive for a female. I want kinds. Both via biologically and possibly foster care.
