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I have fucked 3/5 female therapists ive had. being able to sit down with a female forced to listen to you for 1 hour is an open invitation to groom them.
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>>83434933
alright, show us your dick then. i'm dying to know what a therapist fucker dick looks like. do you ask them to call you mafioso tonioso?
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>>83434940
Can't post it right now but give me 20 minutes. Also one called me Daddy because usually they are just students and I'm 30+.
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>>83434933
please give us tips on how to seduce them
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>>83434933
Tell us my bro, how could that even happen
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>>83434968
There are no tips I could give you because it has to be played by ear. A real scheming wojak should know the procedures.
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>>83434933
any women that get into the humanities/medical is usually a slut anyway
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>>83434987
>>83434933
Im too autistic to pull that off :(
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I read they have to follow a code of ethics. I want to fuck my therapist. Idk if I believe you.
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>>83434933
wait is this the strat, depressed boy maxxing to seduce female therapist students
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>>83435228
I will attempt this and report back to the board.


>>83435235
I will try anything to better my life at this point. I need help.
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>>83435215
Luckily for you, this is impossible for women to actually do.
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>>83434968
Be attractive, don't be unattractive.

How does anyone still not know the rules?
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>>83434933
newbie therapist i can fix him girls are the new incel meta
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>>83434933
Do you make yourself seem like a victim of life and get pity sex or do you gradually start flirting with them?
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>>83436717
pity sex isn't real, it's just a copium myth made up by redditors
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>>83435215
Dude I had a hag psychologist with decades of experience openly thirsting for me
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>>83434933
I did talk to one and she was hot. mid-30sish and I would've banged her. She would've been down for it too now that I think about it.
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>>83434987
Can you give us an example of how you would take advantage of a given situation?
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>>83434933
anon you litereally turned from a therapist to therapist
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>>83434987
give us a broad outline, don't be a fag
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>>83436742
based I love hags. I am gonna try to find a nonchalant way to take my shirt off in front of her.
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most therapists Ive had were fat Jewish cat ladies in their 50s



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