got reprimanded at work for using the "staple" feature of the xerox machine. They apparently get charged per STAPLE, but its up to me, a lowly peon, to know this. I asked them why they didnt lock it like with the color print feature and the guy just glared at me.baby, please kill me, how am I supposed to survive the wagiecagie for forty more years?
You do as little as possible and steal as much as you can.
>>83435036>bongs are so poor they can't afford staplesgrim!
>>83435041This anon is wise beyond measure
>>83435036I wish I had an office job. From what I heard a lot of peole just do their task for the day within 2 hours and look busy the rest of the time (e.g. browse the internet and alt-tab to excel when the manager comes around).
>>83435919this, I'd love to send emails for a living
>>83435922Sadly, like most easy things in life, it's mostly "women only".
>>83435925really? is that real, women only office jobs
>>83435928I've never had an office job, so I'm talking out of my ass, but you never see men do a "day in the life" where it's them basically just eating snacks and hanging out all day long. Now, I realize part of that bias is women being more likely to post this drivel on social media, but I also don't personally know any man that has some vague non-descript office job that doesn't require a bachelor's degree. I know some engineers, someone that articles for a magazine. etc. Their work produces concrete artefacts. The women... idk, they send emails or something. All it took was a highschool diploma.
>>83435919Half and half. I get to fuck around in the office for a bit because 92% of the people on the shop floor can barely write. I, too, crave for an office job...
>>83435966How did you get that job? What did you need for it?
>>83435970I went to a temp agency.>im ok with pC!!!!>did a bit of telemarketing(two weeks, exagerated)>hard worker!>manager of the Dairy and Frozen Department at a local Supermarket chain, HIGHLY EXAGGERATED. CRASHED OUT.Got placed at a contract packing plant full of immigrants and other very stupid people. Lots of older folk. I carved in my niche by helping them with the Warehouse Management System and deciphering the primary school specifications we would get. Legit (vanilla)factorio. Most of those abusive places crave non-criminals and people with IQs higher than 75. I am not smart and can barely talk. They are real sweet people, but not very bright.
>>83436005Thank you for replying. Your story actually made me feel better about finding a job. Things are more fluid in real life than in my mind.Also, I doubt you're all that dumb if you play Factorio. I wish they would put that game on sales, but the devs apparently have some strong autistic opinions about sales, kek.
>>83436043Lacking that upper level. I never did anything big or complex and failed to innovate. I took that image because after a good 2k hours of playing that game it occurred to me to stack the different level of underground belts. You know, that spark of wonder and innovation.
>>83435036>forty more years?NIGGA try the next 80 years. You're ass is gonna be a wage slave being milked for taxes while technology is gonna keep your ass alive as long as possible.
>>83436359I am dying from a stroke or cancer before I turn 60 do you THINK I take care of myself or get free healthcare? You are being too optimistic, I doubt I will even reach that. They arent that benevolent its cheaper to replace me.
>>83435043This is what 2 years of communist government does to you
