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>son, we're very disappointed in you
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>>83435201
you should have worn a condom, now im going to make it everyone elses problem
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>>83435201
one of the benefits of my parents being neet losers is that it's basically impossible to disappoint them
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>>83435201
Mom. You're still hot as ever.
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>>83435201
i'll get better grades, im sorry
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>>83435201
dad you're looking kind of pale, is everything alright?
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>>83435201
Lunamauth:
"Are you fucking blind?"
"I'm a male luna draconian who was birthed into the dream creation world through the vagina of a female luna draconian!"
Your daughter has told me everything about you, and she's been begging for me to save her from both of you faggots."
"I am taking her back to my world, and there is nothing you can do about it."
"Don't even bother sending the military through the omniportal either, because they will get obliterated from existence by the wrath of the dragon spirit."

Daughter:
"Lunamauth loves me so much, and I'm going to live my life with him in his world!"
"I'm gonna take his luna draconian penis and shove it inside me, and I will make him cum over and over again!"

Father:
"You're going to WHAT?!"

Mother:
"GET AWAY FROM HER, NOW!"

Lunamauth:
YOU HUMANS ARE THE BIGGEST FAGG-

Daughter:
"Say no more Lunamauth! Take me away to your world and fuck me to your heart's content!"

>Lunamauth manifests a portal
>Both he and the daughter goes through

Father:
"So be it. Go on! Go fuck your new pet dragon, AND DON'T EVER COME BACK!"

>Mother:
"GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE, BOTH OF YOU! GET THE FUCK OOOOUUUUTT!!"

>Portal closes
>They arrive at Lunamauth's home in Crystonia
>She and Lunamauth have lots of sex
>The girl's dreams of being penetrated by a non-human's penis has finally come true
>Lunamauth's dreams of penetrating a human's vagina has finally come true
>The girl gets pregnant thanks to the genetic compatibility between humans and luna draconians
>7 years later, both are now living happily together with 9 hybrid children, and 1 more on the way
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>>83435201
>I have to remind you it was you two that raised me so go be angry with yourself and stop bothering me



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