Haven't pooped in some days. Inside me is:1 cheese pizza1 box ice cream sandwiches1 box protein bars7 cups rice3 russet potatoes16 eggs12 chicken tenders
>>83435794May be time to integrate some fruits, veggies, and fiber into that diet. You can start with plums or raisins in oatmeal
>>83435794bro u are gonna need stitches after this one. praying for ur anus
>>83435794Also drink lots of water
>>83435806Fiber is gay
>>83435794Last time I took a shit, it wouldn't come out at all, and there was blood on the toilet paper, and dripping into the toilet from it ripping me
>>83435794this is my whole life
>>83435794Unironically prune juice and dulcolax now then immediately drink 2 liters of water, if that doesn't work go to the emergency room. You don't want to be the guy that ends up needing part of his intestines removed because your shit's so impacted that it's starting to kill your colon.
fucking fat faggots eating way too much.
>>83435942I am not overweight
>>83435794eat laxatives now
>>83435950I pooped out a couple small dry rocksI'd be super embarrassed if anyone saw me buy that
>>83435794You eat like shit, have you ever considered eating vegetables and fruit that aren't just starch and carbs?
>>83436053I eat carrots
I eat like this all the time with no issuesI wonder if it's the new drug I started a few days ago
I try not to think about how other people eat because it's the most rage inducing thing I can think of.Almost everyone I've met has been this weird gluttonous picky hog with food and they don't want to eat literally anything but slop and sugar, they refuse to eat vegetables like they're 10 year olds and just ignore anything having to do with nutrition, I honestly would punch their teeth out if I could, they don't deserve to have teeth.I remember having to inject insulin into my grandpas ass when I was a kid, then he would turn around and have a steak with ice cream for dinner. I wanted to smash a glass bottle over his head desu. same with my mom, she somehow is the exact same as him.
>>83436010>I'd be super embarrassed if anyone saw me buy thatnobody cares what you buy and if your that scared then just buy it on amazonnonissue much...
>>83435794You might have a blockage anon.And considering you listed cheese and ice cream at the beginning... You need to get your guts checked.
>>83436093>I remember having to inject insulin into my grandpas ass when I was a kid,kek
>>83436156>here son, help me with my meds>eats a steak drenched in half a stick of butter, nothing else with it>has ice cream with expensive maple syrup poured on top of it>washes it down with anything but watermind you he is also morbidly obese, stomach looks like a gigantic bowling ball and has polio and is in a wheelchair.Health isn't a thing for a lot of people.
>>83436168living life doing whatever the fuck you want and blobbing about everywhere as your man tits jiggle uhhhhhh, im thinking BAAAASSSEDD!?!?!
get some fiber and water in you and try laxatives. you need soluble and insoluble fiber, and in all likelihood you are very dehydrated from all that sodium. try magnesium (especially citrate or a complex), additional water (or coconut water) and adding electrolytes like potassium. senna will help as will stool softeners and products like miralax, there is also laxative chocolate which is very helpful and gentler than biscodyl sodium. gentle exercise like walking helps as well as cardio (rebounding is fun and helps with fluid retention and lymphatic drainage as well), you can also do a massage on your abdomen where your small and large intestines are. try a bath with epsom salt, the warmth and magnesium will make you have to go. get plenty of rest, eat less processed/high sodium foods, and do not strain when you go or you will get hemorrhoids. try a footstool as well on the toilet, a crouched position is more natural than modern toilets allow.
>>83435794>Inside me is:>1 cheese pizza>1 box ice cream sandwiches>1 box protein bars>7 cups rice>3 russet potatoes>16 eggs>12 chicken tendersRancid !
I only poop once every five or six days, but I don't eat very much and I pick mostly healthy stuff low in fiber. Fiber is indigestable by humans so you should try to limit it's consumption as much as possible. Milk, eggs, meat, cheese, butter. If you must consume starch stick to good ones like potatoes or rice. Most vegetables have nutrient blockers in them so even though they taste good you should consume sparingly. Onion, garlic, carrot, celery, and peppers are OK because they are primarily for seasoning, not actually food. Herbs and spices same idea. I can't help myself with cabbage but I try not to overdo it. But cabbage is one of the least bad ones. It's not like kale or beans so it's OK if you don't have it with every meal.
>>83435794>>83435794I love this cat so much, why does he look like a middle aged man lol
>>83437592I bought some turd softeners and poop powder
>>83436168Steak is good for you and butter is not unhealthy. The dessert is what makes him diabetic. I'm sorry you had to do that though.
Now this is the 4chan content Im looking for.Godspeed anon youre gonna be in a world of hurt when that lax hits
We must make grampa's injected ass the final forced meme of 2025
>>83435794Thats nice OP, but I bleed when I poop sometimes, I think i have it a bit worse than you do
