>>83436460
DAMN he really slappin it

the fuck can I do about it. world is shit, ain't gonna change anytime ever

so are you actually going to do something about it and become another an hero or incel hero, or are you going to whine online and jerk off to this like you clearly have been? or go full nuclear third option and improve yourself while re-orienting your perspective so you can not even conceptualize about posting or caring about what other random people are getting off to and how?

>>83436460
It's okay to say you found the webm hot anon, you can just jerk off when you feel that way instead of making a thread crying about it

>>83436460
>good men
define good nigger, just because i'm a virgin and want a loyal virgin gf doest not mean I'm 'good'.
matter of fact muslims are little bitches compared to me, she won't be leaving the house without me and she won't be owning any smarphone, and she does i will check it everyday.
Saw that shit happen with two guys.
Not that I will get any GF, but hey just making sure.
And STOP with the 'WE' 'US' shit, only women are a monolith, bumbass.

>>83436460
god I wish that were me so badly..
she is cute

>>83436460
women's sexuality and nature don't even demoralize me anymore because I'm maxxed out, there's nothing new I could even think of when it comes to them. When I consider women's opinions and things they do, I basically just assume the worst and it's almost always a safe bet.

I know that they celebrate the downfall and death of their own people and their men's suffering. The sexual stuff is just a side dish after coming to terms with that.

God I hate bitches like her that will allow her bf/husband to do whatever they want to her. Anal is disgusting and I'm glad my husband never asked for it.

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>>83436725

chad does what chad wants, after it's all set and done she will cry wolf and tell everyone she was manipulated, tale as old as time.

>>83436460
i really want a moid would do that to me

>>83436895
same, this is incredibly hot

>>83436950
>>83436895
Except you are both moids do it urself

>>83436895
You could get it if you held even a fraction of attractiveness of that of the girl in the video

we need AUDIO! I need to hear that anus probe SLAPPED!

>>83436895
same. But sadly I like nerdy moids so they don't have an ounce of dominance in them and will never use me. whatever

>>83437005
I am a nerd who likes being dom but not always since it is cringe.

>>83436460
How is that demoralizing, if a retard can get a 10/10 innie gf that likes butt stuff then there's hope for us too, although i'm not retarded and i have no actual time for women (i prefer being racist on the internet and forcing harmful memes on normalfags)

>>83436895
>>83436950
>>83437005
you're all reddithomos thoughbeit
>>83437005
you're also a fag, not bio female, i'm sorry but it's the truth.

>>83437005
Quantify nerdy.

Also, how much do you weigh?

makes me want to kill all sex havers

original

*solves primate treat machine puzzle*

>>83436895
>>83436950
>>83437005
okay i'll do that but only for fun and then i'll play world of warcraft

>>83436460
A gf with perfect holes would fix me

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>>83437368
do you like trannies bychance?

>>83438544
Nta but I do. Are you cute?

>>83438681
no.
I'm not. I could be? maybe?

>>83436460
Is there a longer video of this, maybe with sound?

>>83438681
i'm cute and trans
how do i find a hot guy to do the OP to me?

>bio foids in this thread
boring
>trannies in this thread
I am now interested
>>83438544
>>83439200
Describe yourselves
I need to know how fuckable you are before i proceed

>>83439241
fuckable, I think.
I'm short, not fat, not very fem (yet) though admittedly.

>>83439241
5'7" pale redhead
mid 20s
on hrt for something like 7 years

>>83439259
post tits and ass now!

>>83439277
shan't be doing that. i'm not a whore

>>83439308
I didn't think you were, just wanna know how cute you are. you can post a clothed body pic if you are too shy.

>>83436895
>>83436950
>using these two as a pair of bongos

Are there really single straight trannies here? you should add me

>>83436460
>good men like us
I would not count even a quarter of the users of this board as anything remotely resembling good men. You guys are fucking horrible.

>>83436460
>>83436981
>>83439092
Give us the sauce and sound op

>>83439256
>>83439259

Hot as fuck
Region? I wouldnt mind e dating but only for a little bit im trying to crack you ngl

>>83439586
crack me?
I'm in europe
open to e-date

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God you are all fucking disgusting.

>>83436460
Where's the sound version brah

>>83439200
Im a hot guy and I'd do that to you. You have contact?

>>83439719
Don't be tsundere anon, I'm not an anal guy though so I'm not doing that to your ass.

>>83436460
Yeah, crazy what most girls are up to behind the scenes despite acting reserved to everyone else. I worked at spot for years and the amount of condoms moving in and out of that place was shocking.

>>83439751
I'm not tsundere. It's just flat out disgusting and gross.

>>83436460
Woah I wondered what howtobasic was doing this whole time

>>83439791
You should try it before dismissing it.

>>83436460
why is this demoralizing? do you guys not like butt stuff?

how is it demoralizing?

Can you not afford a whore as well?

Also it's weird he's using a sex toy and not his own penis.

>>83436460
i used to put hair product bottles like that up my butt when i was a teenager lmfao

>>83440322
No. Never. I'm not getting things stuck up my butt. Why do you go fuck yourself instead.

>>83436460
I'll be honest, he's right about it being a 10/10 innie

>>83439732
post yours please, since this is /r9k/...

>>83440920
Are you a biological male or female?

>>83440920
Hot as fuck, how old were you?

>>83436460
>tfw no gf to tie up and insert things into
Any takers? I'm schizophrenic and haven't left the house or bathed in 4 months. My dick smells like a rotting fish. I will accuse you of poisoning me regularly.

>>83441516
IKTF brah half of our sex time would be inserting things into her and listening to her squeals and moans.

>>83436460
I don't even want a gf anymore, i just want a girl to rape and beat.

>>83436495
>improve yourself
walterwhitelaughing.gif

>>83441667
Ding ding ding having a gf sounds like a fucking drag I want a slave basically

>>83436460
I hate that i know i will probably be pressed into marrying some slut like this as i'm seen as the "safe nice guy" usually. If some dumb foid ever do, i'll rape and beat her and probably get away with it.

>>83436460
And all this while she was a minor
wtf chad

>>83441418
certifoid. not that i've certified it actually but that was a good pun and it's true lol

>>83441468
i dunno, my tweens. i used this one green hair spray bottle for actual years until i threw it out.

>>83442093
>for actual years until i threw it out
Oh god the smell of that thing must have been divine

>>83442100
i dont know if you know this but you can wash literally anything whenever you want

>>83442122
Wash? What? What does that word mean? I shove a toothbrush up my ass when I'm fapping and that fucking thing is gross after a few weeks. I rinse it off so there's no chunks but the smell is atrocious. Makes brushing my teeth a hassle.

>>83436460
She's in to it. Most women are in to being degraded, controlled, and dominated. The whole, "good guy" routine dries a pussy up faster than a shamwow.

>>83442141
audibly retched
i choose to believe its bait. its just bait it cant hurt me.

>>83436460
>some brain fucked retarded faggot gets a 10/10 innie girlfriend and then records garbage like this and puts it on the internet, meanwhile good man like us cant even hold hands.
Didn't watch.
Your life is what you make of it, there's no injustice, just your cope.

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>>83436460
His hand is as big as her ass. And she's a sub. Major ick.
>>83436895
>>83436950
>>83437005
Submissive women give me the ick

>>83442093
Hot what made you decide to go for anal? No way you started with a bottle of hairspray, what'd you start with?

>>83442194
>Submissive women give me the ick
so you are gay?

>>83442199
I'm just a dominant male. Doms get served by submissive women. We don't do gay shit like that in OP. But we do have our subs do that to us.

>>83442194
To each their own. I like a girl who knows her place.

>>83442093
>certifoid
maybe women aren't all unfunny.

>>83442162
It's master bait as in I am jorking it hard with a toothbrush in my ass. How is that any worse than you shoving haircare products in your ass? Don't be a lame. Anyway you're an adult now right? Want to watch me suckclean my toothbrush when I'm done jacking it?

>>83442220
Based. I'm a mega virgin but in my fantasies I'm sitting back smoking my blunt and she's riding the hell out of me or trying to swallow my cock.
>>83442228
>knows her place
>has to be tied up
>is probably being "punished"
Does she really know her place, I don't think so. If she knew her place she'd be squatting on the bottle or pumping it into herself.

>>83442256
>I don't think so
Everyone's entitled to an opinion. Even when they're wrong, unfortunately.

>>83442256
I did this kind of stuff to an exgf with comfy leather cuffs and only sticking my pinkie in her butt, it doesn't have to be this weird.
>inb4 leave this board, if it's any consolation it didn't last and it made my life worse

>>83442198
honestly i don't really remember why. when i was super young we had a bath with water jets and i'd put my butt against them so water would shoot inside, i think thats my first memory of butt stuff. i did a lot of fingering, eventually basically worked up to trying to fist myself until i was (almost) doing that, and that's when i moved to a tiny hair oil bottle, then the bigger hairspray bottle that was always like 1% too big for comfort.

>>83442232
thank you thank you
took my entire brain battery for that one

>>83442603
Why no reply about my toothbrush suckfuck offer? Think you're too good to watch a guy suck his toothbrush off?

>>83436487
spbp the world is unfair faggot get used to it you aren't going to do shit to change anything.

schlicked to this 3 times today, giwtwm

>>83443638
>giwtwm
What is this acronym please?

The scariest part about all of this is that the women typically don't have that deep of a connection with the men fucking them and abusing their bodiee. No lengthy conversations, no memories made, no sincere attempts to find meaning in this world we're forced to live in. Just endless, cynical hedonism. And you're called a freak for wanting it to be different.

>>83443724
gollygee, I wish that were myself!

>>83443817
Oh. Yeah sure ok I'll stuff your ass full of objects and play patty cake with your cheeks while your writhe and beg for me to untie you (it's been 72 hours, all you've had to drink is my piss)

>>83443638
need coomer gf badly. we can pump those numbers up baby.

How is this demoralizing it's his gf?

I fell for the anal meme and it was terrible every time.

>>83444627
well yeah you only do it to please your man here and there

>>83436460
What the fuck is he even doing lmfao

>>83436704
my girlfriend loves getting her butthole licked and enjoys her butthole getting fingered while i'm fucking her. and she's new and we've only been together now for not even two months. they're all like this

>>83444692
he's one of those skinny incel retards that's online 20 hours a day that somehow got that girlfriend. he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing

>>83443768
that's how my current girlfriend is. she just loves to get fucked by me and licked. i don't really give a shit though because i enjoy it as much as she does so whatever

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>>83436725
>>83439778
>>83441728
>>83443768
>be me
>gymbunny every boomer and gymcel tries to hit on
>i am high so I chat her up while looking at her body and making it obvious
>get her socials
>invite to my place
>strap her to my squat rack
>put a condom over a AR12 barrel and fuck her cunt with it till it bleeds
OG vid rel
>ghost her after leaving my name scarred on her (i cut it with a knife)
LOL gl with your dating adventures.

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>>83442149
This, you get it. Just embrace it and have fun toying with whores

>>83437005
>I like nerdy moids so they don't have an ounce of dominance
I too enjoy dry water.

>>83438169
STEM nerdy, non of that comic book nerdy. STEM + games allowed.
167cm/5'6 and 48kg/106lbs

>>83436460
Sorry bro women's sexual preferences are DEGRADATION only. You loving FAGGOTS can play with your hands LMAOOOO

>>83444559
im on my 6th now

>>83436895
>>83436950
>>83437005
>faggot implies he's a woman
>same style of typing meaning he's also samefagging
>the amount of replies

GG, faggot. You've just proven men are just as dumb and pathetic as the sluts they're whining about.

>>83444732
>>83444755
Have you fucked since then bro because youve been posting this for years

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>>83446168
your ruining my goon sesh

>>83446179
Very easy to avoid samefagg detection. Even if you're not samefagging, my point still stands.

God anal is terrible. I mean, it didn't hurt since me and my bf prepared before hand. However, it was very uncomfortable.

>>83436460
>garbage like this
Girls like it though. And I'm fine with it. I'd do this to woman if I had one. I want her to be my plaything in bed, even occasionally if not all the time. You realize you can have such weird fun and still be normal most of the time when not having sex, right?
Claiming you're good because you wouldn't do such stuff is like claiming you're good because you're too weak to hurt someone. No, that's just weakness, not being good. Being good is when you have capacity to hurt, but decide to not do it. Because violence is just a tool, and as any tool, can be used for both good and bad.

>>83444959
Cope. I'm antisocial loner sperg with boring, routine filled life, work my job, play games, watch anime, sometimes write some utility script when I need it, can go on rants about some niche topics I care about and at the same time I'm absolute degen who did weird stuff, experimented a lot and is willing to try some more stuff as long as it's not faggotry.

>>83446332
How much you guys wanna bet this retard is a stinky pajeet?

>>83436460
And yet I'd love that done to me.

>>83446342
Wrong guess. Just eastern european degen.