Apparently moids don't do this, but let their raw butt touch the dirty seat. I never wanted to touch a moid but this makes it even worse. Robots are hygiene-conscious, right? Please reassure me.
I just don't poo in public restrooms
>>83437011I sit at home because I share the seat only with my mom. If I have to poop at work or somewhere else public, I have strong enough muscles in my legs to shit while standing up, so I avoid touching the seat. But apparently I'm the only dude at work who does this.
>>83437015Good moid.
>>83437011I be spreading my cheeks on the ceramic
>>83437011>touching toilet paper that was fondled by hundreds of poopy hands No thanks, I spray antiseptic and then wipe the seat with with antibacterial wet wipe
>>83437011How old are you and cup size then I'll give you the information
>>83437011I want to lick you all over. Call it a tongue bath.
>>83437028Even better moid. You all are smarter than I thought
bitch you literally ooze. don't talk to me about hygiene.
>>83437030>>83437034>>83437038Ew. You're better than this.
>>83437025thanks I appreciate it or something
Women are so digusting it's unbelievable. Imagining sitting in a public restroom.
>>83437011Most men don't shit in public restrooms unless it's an emergency and even then we have enough sense to find the cleanest or the secret bathroom
>>83437059so YOU'RE the one who stank it up. the secret bathroom is for drinking and redosing, you mongoloid
>>83437011baby that tp aint sterile you gotta do the frog squat on the sink and wash your ass (if you must) afterward its the only way to be sure
>>83437059I've never seen a fully clean women's bathroom and I doubt men are cleaner.
>>83437071shut it. you'll summon the janitors, talkin like that
>>83437011I even do this on my own toilet. lol
>>83437011Yes in fact 2-3 layers but I have ocd
>>83437119Seems like 80% of robots understand hygiene. I'm proud of you moids (today).
I'm 6'3 and not morbidly obese so I have basic human mobility and can do easy things with ease. I know how to squat. It's hard to explain but basically I squat with my feet on the surface that I'm squatting on. Short people and fat "people" can't squat, so they deserve to get germs on their butt.
>>83437136That's called hovering, around 30% of women do that instead of the tp method.
>>83437144Women usually can't squat because they are less flexible/coordinated. Hovering is completely different and not the tiniest bit similar. Squatting means feet flat and butt touching ankles. Even faggot hobos can do it. It's just fatties, midgets, and women who struggle with the squat.
>>83437191So you squat ON the seat? Disgusting.
>>83437232My shoes are thicker than the thin sliver of absorbent piece of paper you put down. You walk around with a shitty germy butt every day. I walk around with shoes and socks protecting my bare ass from sitting on poop. It's not disgusting, your simply envious that I'm an actual human and you're brown and incapable of squatting because you are short and or brown and or fat.I would discourage you from trying to act like a human. If your excessive weight didn't shatter the bowl then you would break your hip or something after falling from such extreme heights like the 18" from toilet seat to the floor.
>>83437011I do this; I thought normies (i.e foids) didn't. >>83437059True - I'll never understand foids' obsession with bathrooms.
>>83437011I always sit at home and never shit in public restrooms
>>83437011just lick it clear before you sit down? i dont understand the issue
>>83437011I don't use public toilets. Other than emergencies or cases where there is absolutely no other choice and then I will use the 'hover-over' technique.
>>83437059>Most men don't shit in public restrooms unless it's an emergencytruethough i used to shit A LOT, almost exclusively, sometimes multiple times during my shift while i was working in the factoryshitting and getting paid for it felt great, and i didn't waste time on shitting at home anymore
>>83437393>I'll never understood women's obsession with bathroomsIt's just zero planning ahead. Like most guys have common enough sense to shit or piss before leaving home for plans or chores. Women spend said time fucking with their makeup or hair til two seconds before leaving completely forgetting toilet needs
