Tell me a happy story from your life, anons
>>83437039A girl in class once told me I have beautiful eyes and I think about that at my most insecure
>>83437042Same but she also told me I look better with a mask on so I can't say it boosts my confidence
>>83437039Got my dick sucked :')
>>83437039I honestly can't think of anything
>>83437039In high school on a field-trip I went all the way to the back of the bus to be alone. A girl sat next to me and eventually fell asleep against me, leaning her head on my shoulder. I was kind of startled at first but she felt really warm so I decided to let her. The way she nuzzled against me was probably the best feeling I've ever had in my life and the first & last time I had intimate contact with a girl.
>>83437039>be me>go on Youtube>pull up this video herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_1SqEriz2w>laugh at it because it's funnyYeah, this happened like less than 10 minutes ago, but it made me happy and I laughed.
>>83437129I've sucked cock many times
>>83437206That's more than I ever got. Girls make me nervous, I don't like them.
>>83437039kinda like this one -> >>83437247Whenever i feel down, i just go here, or /pol/ and read until i start laughing. A lot of funny shit on here, especially the pol humor threads.
>>83437039When a pretty girl from class used to chase me down and stare at me all day. I miss those days.
>>83437302Do you like doing it?
>>83437338It's fun and the guys make me feel appreciated.
>>83437366What's your favorite technique?
>>83437039My crush on 6th grade used to occasionally bully/tease me. I don't know, it didn't make me happy, it just made me embarrassed, but I'll take anything nowadays.I still dream of her sometimes.
>>83437463Probably deepthroat, but I like to do it the way the man wants it.
>>83437496The first blowjob that I got was a deepthroat and it was worrying because of the gagging
>>83437517Also and then we had buttsex
>>83437039umm this one time...wait...uhhmmm...oh yeahthis one time...fuckFUCKKK
>>83437039This one time my friends and I were in a shack and we were doing skits, and then Israel decided to take his pants off and get finger banged my Emilio. He started moaning like an idiot and instead of being grossed out we laughed our asses off. Looking back at what happened I still crack up.
>>83437039My son turned 12 so he finally got legal rights to live with who he wants too. He has refused to see his mother for a few years now. It's great being a single dad without that dumb, nagging dysfunctional bitch in our lives.When he first came to live with me he was a bit chubby (ex-wife pulled the pin on the fat grenade right after she birthed him). Have him working out with me and eating right. Kid looks very Chad now. He's starting to learn piano so we can play classical music together.Also my exwife is miserable fat bitch which gives me a special bit of warmth inside. She remarried a drunk pot smoking piece of shit tradie who's only hobbies are playing video games, being a "foodie", collecting faggy ass bobbleheads, and painting warhammer.
>>83437039I got shitfaced with friends every now and then pre-COVID. That's gone now.
>>83437039I was making breakfast one day and two yolks came out of the same egg. I was amazed then, but even more when I cracked the second egg and two more came out. It turned out that 14 eggs of a 30 carton I bought had that double whammy in each of them. May God bless that hen. I hope she passed away of natural causes.>>83437206Something similar happened to me 5 years ago. I was riding an almost empty bus on my way to work and this cute, mousey nurse got in and decided to sit next to me. It was just one old guy sitting in the front and me, two rows away from the back door.She got off the bus before me but the warmth of her shoulder against mine, the smell of her hair products and her clean clothes made me daydream about a life together while I looked through the window throughout those 20 minutes while we shared a seat.I've never been that close to another woman in my life.
