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To all my anons below 5'7".
>*Generous amounts of kisses hugs and of course headpats*.

Aww look at you. You're so smol. How does it feel to be so endearing?
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You're not as cute as you think you are
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>>83439850
Did you know assault is legally defined as an unwanted? Did you know in my state I am not required to flee in the presence of an assaulter, I may stand my ground and defend myself *elbows you in the nose* die
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>>83439935
I'm not cute at all. But you sure are.
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>>83439960
Manlets are weaker than foids, you literally can not harm a full sized man whatsoever desu
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>>83439976
Also your tiny frail little arms wouldn't reach lol
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>>83439976
You are weaker than a hole. I am stronger than you. Projecting is shameful, you may be anonymous but you should still have some dignity.
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>>83439960
Look at you. So endearing even with your negative imaginations.
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>tfw no Chadette gf who beats up and humiliates manlets
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>>83440019
>dude in the chair helps her trip the guy
keeeeeek is that who you wish you were?
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>>83440031
your reading comprehension skills are subpar
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>>83439987
Hey don't talk to him like that. Or I'll crush you to the ground.
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>>83440034
>he thinks i misunderstood him
keeeeeeeeeek
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>>83440046
that's not her bf idiot
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>>83439960
Is this you by any chance?
https://youtube.com/shorts/XLATI_lPFzo
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>>83440035
You are morbidly obese and gay tho, you may be marginally stronger than a manlet but not by much, if you can even leave your chair lmao
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>>83439850
hey thanks for the confidence boost, big guy.
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>>83439850
stooppp I'm not cute I'm notttt
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>>83440077
Can you provide evidence for your claims?
>>83440103
Only a self hating fatty could hate fat people this much.
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>>83440120
>Can you provide evidence for your claims?
Yes, he's fat.

debate status: WON
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>>83440019
This is so extremely hot.
Everything from her tight little body, the side to side hip movements, how much effort she's putting into trying to tap him.
I'd kill to be that guy, but I would have tried harder than he did to a point where it'd be scary.
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>>83440122
Most anons here are on the skinny side. Most incels tend to be skinny. Most robots back in the day were skinny.
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>>83440122
digits confirm

>>83440156
irrelevant
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>>83440120
You'd be shocked to hear this but it is actually ridiculously easy to not be fat if you aren't retarded
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>>83440104
Anytime my dear anon.

>>83440111
Yes you are. Admit it.
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>>83440139
hottest part to me is when she leans over and taunts him with her tits
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>>83440122
Guess again l. I'm 6'3" slim build. Get fucked you fat envious retard.
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>>83440158
Most virgins are skinny, fats get gfs more on average. There's a greater chance he's the bf than the guy she's wrestling with.
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>>83440187
who gives a shit, manlet?
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>>83439850
does me being taller exclude me from being loved?
ok. i-its fine
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>>83440165
>Yes you are. Admit it.
no
the evidence and my experience doesn't support it
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>>83439850
are you a guy or girl? I don't want pats if you are guy ngl.
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>>83440164
Yeah that's why I'm not fat retard kek
>>83440192
Seething
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>>83440192
Then stop with your dipshit replies and get lost.
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>>83440211
seething fat retard is crashin out rn damn
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>>83440178
That too, everything she did was absolute perfection, I'd cum my pants while she straddles me only for me to lift her off the ground to slam her.
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>>83440218
>youre fat youre fat youre fat
No u
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>>83440198
No come back. You can have some hugs too. Not sure if I'll be able to give you headpats tho

>>83440202
I'm a guy. You're still getting patted wether you like it or not.

>>83440199
Don't worry I'll support you. All you have to do is admit that your cute. Simple
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>>83440250
lmao fat hog get on ozempic
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OP im going to pat your fat tummy and there's nothing you can do about it! >:3
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>>83440250
Why are you projecting you fat fuck.
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>>83439850
If a taller robot treated me like this irl i think id literally melt
N-no homo ofc..
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>>83440344
*Picks you up*
Haha what now?

>>83440352
Pls don't melt. How will I hug you?
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>>83440380
Cant help it. Maybe ill crumble instead
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>>83440252
>All you have to do is admit that your cute. Simple
I'm not
I'm scary, evil and dangerous
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>>83440448
>I'm scary, evil and dangerous
*Kisses*
There. All fixed. Now you're a good boy.
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>>83440514
we short people, as a defense mechanism, have evolved toxic skin, not unlike a tropical frog
You will die painfully in 3 days and right before christmas too...
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>>83440561
You get even cuter with these little imaginations of your's.
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>>83439976
>Cannot harm a full sized man whatsoever
Firearms say otherwise
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>>83440650
You will miss and break your tiny wrists via blowback then that bussy is ripe for the taking
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5'8 Looks like I dodged a bullet.



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