How do I buy miself a dildo online without my family (which I live with) finding out?
>>83440702Look up which companies have discreet packaging, it's most of them desu. Are you built like picrel?
>>83440702Tell them to respect your privacy and not open your packages. Tell the company you order from you want discrete packaging. Get a PO box. Get it sent to the post office and pick it up.
You can have your amazon package sent to a pickup location, also do you want a bf?
>>83440702It's Christmas. It should be easy to convince them not to open your packages.
>>83440702Go to a sex shop idiot
>>83440702is this futa or femboy?
>>83440724>Tell them to respect your privacy and not open your packagesYeah that won't set off any suspicion
>>83440881You may get teased oooooh~ what is anon ordering and you respond drugs. Or they may truly not respect you, see you as a lesser man and open your packages anyway, that could be a possibility. Personally, my mail and packages find their way to my room, unopened. I told them not to open my mail and they haven't. It's less about having something to hide and more about basic decency and respect, strive to get it.
>>83440702Use a vpn so they can't see your web activity
>>83440702amazon lockers
i wouldnt bother buy a aneros if you want an anal toy
>>83440724>Get it sent to the post office and pick it up.good idea>>83440726I don't. I just want to feel dick in my ass>>83440789Tried it once and got a piece of chinesium that gave me an allergic reaction. The products aren't labeled properly so idk what the fuck they're made of. Not doing that again.>>83441911why not a dildo?
>>83440702>how to I buy myself a dildo onlinethat's the thing - you don't. If you're 18, you go to a sex store like any other adult. At a sex store, no one cares if you're a fag. don't gotta say nothing to nobody unless you want something behind a counter or whatever.just like go outside
>>83442008>got a piece of chinesium that gave me an allergic reactionAnal general on /d/ and read the sticky.Also my dick is properly labelled and guaranteed to not cause allergic reactions, in case you're interested.
>>83442076smooth. this anon is throwing you a line, OP. Will you let him save you?
>>83442076They sell very questionable shit. It's the only shop I could find in my town so fuck my life.And well yeah I could really use a fuck buddy but only if you're attractive and don't have STDs.
>>83442428Post your location so I can have consensual loving sex with you
>>83442428Read, my dear faggot, read. They have a guide on how to tell what material a surrogate dong is made out of and how to tell the good shit from chinkneesium.>but only if you're attractive and don't have STDsI fulfil one of those requirements, but I can show you some other requirements you don't even know you need yet.
>>83440702a PO box and all of that seems like a lot of work for such a nbd thing.unironically just order from amazon.. everything ive ever ordered like that just comes in a discreet, generic amazon box and you can try to time it to bring it in yourself or just give your folks a lie that they'd believe about the contents. my parents have always respected that it's technically a felony to open mail labelled for someone else even while joking about it. when i bought my first dildo my mom was actually the one to bring it in and i just told her it was another hard drive for my computer that i'd take out and install later because i knew they weren't tech-competent enough to really verify that. everything else ive been able to bring in myself when they're at work or something. its also probably still my favorite after all these years even though the tentacle i recently got is also a really close second.also you can just store them at the back of one of your dresser drawers under a piece of clothing and your parents *should* be able to respect your privacy enough to never worry about that. hell, that's how mine stored theirs not that they knew i knew.
