/r9k/ - Wizardry approaches - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

12/20/25(Sat)16:35:40 No.83440709

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Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)16:35:40 No.83440709 Archived

Wizardry approaches

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)16:44:31 No.83440784

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)16:44:31 No.83440784

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>came to 4chan younger than 99% of users
>now older than 90% of users
brutal

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)16:47:14 No.83440807

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)16:47:14 No.83440807

>>83440709
>he hasn't been a wizard for years already
I'm going to cast Curse of Sexhaving on you. You're going to have sex tomorrow whether you like it or not. YWNBAW (you will never be a wizard).

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)16:54:30 No.83440867

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)16:54:30 No.83440867

>>83440709
Two years to have sex for us 98 gods

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)17:10:30 No.83441019

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)17:10:30 No.83441019

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>>83440709
>2019 feels like it was maybe 4 months ago
>Will actually soon be 7 years ago

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)17:32:32 No.83441204

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)17:32:32 No.83441204

>>83440784
time moved so fast

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)17:33:02 No.83441210

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)17:33:02 No.83441210

>>83440709
How did your life turn out fellow 1996-bots?

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)18:55:34 No.83441935

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)18:55:34 No.83441935

>>83440867
Have been trying to control the heavens but too many niggers in general. So Just leave it too the one and Only Mighty Cawksucker.

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)19:12:25 No.83442048

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:12:25 No.83442048

>>83440709
Class of '26 GANG

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)19:15:41 No.83442080

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:15:41 No.83442080

95cels, how we doing. We turned 30 this year.

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)19:28:51 No.83442180

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:28:51 No.83442180

>>83440709
Had sex with multiple prostitutes and one BPD demon.
I'd rather have stayed a virgin and become a wizard next June.

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)19:33:14 No.83442226

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:33:14 No.83442226

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>>83442080
Finally got Wizard status. It's alright.

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)19:35:29 No.83442251

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:35:29 No.83442251

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>>83442180
>BPD demon.

Same. total slut and she strung me around for 2 months until my autism became extremely evident and crushing. 2 years later, I'm happy I am not a wizard because its actually nothing special and I'm never going to have it again, meh.

t.1997 and thanks for coming to my TED talk

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)19:51:49 No.83442420

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)19:51:49 No.83442420

>>83440709
97warlocks? I know you guys are warlocks come on. No man born in 97 can go his teens and 20s without harboring evil machinations against the rest of the world.

Anonymous
12/20/25(Sat)20:49:34 No.83442856

Anonymous 12/20/25(Sat)20:49:34 No.83442856

>>83441210
I'm on /r9k/, what do you think?