The fate of all females!!
>>83441390i'm already halfway there with zero machinery
>>83441390That's way too far. Angels can't be captured.
>>83441409Post a pic please. Use catbox . Moe
>>83441432no sorry i would never willingly take a picture of myself let alone post it
>>83441390someone has to shovel all of their shit
>>83441450Then don't get people excited about it, asshole.
>>83441450I wouldnt post either ngl people will try to doxx you just based off the background of a photoBut im sure your belly is sexy
>>83441483i was complaining not trying to excite anyone>>83441486it's grotesque
>>83441501Grotesque comes from grotta. Is it cavernous?
>>83441482me when the boss asks me if i cleaned up the ussbbw waste
>>83441526more the opposite
>>83441588I find this post quite funny anon, but because of the rules of this board I'm instead going to type you an original heart felt letter detailing just why I enjoyed your post so much. First, I am quite the spongebob fan myself, I wouldn't call myself a fanatic but I've seen most the episodes. The best part is that it's an animated gif, remember when assholes online used to argue about the pronunciation of gif? Ah those were the days. Anyway, hehehe, sorry I was still laughing. Your post saying your boss asked you to clean up the ussbbw waste, but, BUTT.. YOUR SPONGEBOB GIF SHOWS THE CHARACTER AGREEING WITH A MOUTHFUL OF SOMETHING! Now I'm not one of the perverse nature but using simple context clues I can infer, haha oh man, you're alluding that you've been EATING the ussbbw waste! WAHOO!! Thats a knee slapper! Another thing I noticed you said ussbbw, now with a quick google search I've discovered ussbbw means Ultra Super-Sized Big Beautiful Women. Now admittedly I thought this was a reference to the prefix used for commissioned vessels of the U.S. Navy, such as the USS Constitution, and tied with the spongebob gif (g as in giraffe mind you) I thought it was a clever reference to the series setting which takes place underwater. But alas I am retarded. Anyway, thank you for your service, please come to pakistan some time, my cousin throw lavish party!
>>83441919Between this post, the one you replied to, and the trips get testing the captcha in the "trips decides what I say to my cousin" or whatever thread I've laughed like three times this evening on r9k. This is unprecedented.
>>83441390Why are people into slime blobs
>>83441501Well you got me excited. Don't disappoint me too.
>>83442067My current situationship is a 430 pound woman and she is super hot
>>83442067Idk. Slob shit is only hot in 2D. 3D slob is gross irl
>>83442500>she is super hotno YOU think she is super hot in reality she isnt
>>83442801That is possibly true but she had a ton of male suitors when I met her because most men just lie about their true preferences due to peer pressure. She has a 72 inch ass
>>83441390Why the fuck would you put regular food infront of them (and on top) if you're gonna blindfold them and feed them through a tube???
>>83441390What compels someone to draw this? How do you even gain such a specific fetish?
>>83443394it is basically hot that women are so inherently valuable they can just become giant breeding cows and still have suitors
